April 23rd, 2015

There’s A Weird, Old-Timey Rape Joke In “Avengers: Age Of Ultron”

- When competing to see who can lift Thor's hammer, Tony Stark says “I will be reinstituting prima nocta”, which is the right of a lord to insist on sex with any bride under his rule on her wedding night.

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Dr. Phil On Bruce Jenner's Gender Transition "He's Kind of Past Prime"


Dr. Phil was on Jimmy Kimmel and Kimmel brought up Bruce Jenner.

"I was wondering if it breaks your heart that Bruce Jenner is going to speak to Diane Sawyer on Friday night instead of coming to your show," Kimmel asked.

Dr. Phil starts out with a sort of positive remark.

"It would be boring to talk to me about that," Dr. Phil replied. "First off, I would say, 'Look. If it's what you want to do... do it! What the hell's it matter what anybody else thinks?' That would be my point."


"You're almost 80, what's the point?" Dr. Phil noted. "This is a theoretical exercise, right? I don't know. He's kind of past prime for like... right?"


"I wouldn't put anything past him," Kimmel said. "I mean, he may be a champion in the bed as well!"

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Naruto lives on! Naruto Gaiden is here

The teaser trailer for Boruto: Naruto the Movie

"Naruto: the Seventh Hokage and the Scarlet Spring" is a spinoff Naruto manga that will start on Shonen Jump on April 23 (today). This mini-series will feature the next generation of ninjas, including Boruto Uzumaki, who is the son of Naruto. The manga will start right after the ending of Shippuden. The spinoff manga is part the grand master plan of Masashi Kishimoto's "Naruto Shin Jidai Kaimaku Project" (Naruto's New Era Opening Project).

source: mangareader, yt

DanRad to star in BBC drama about Grand Theft Auto

Yes you read that headline correctly and it's only somewhat misleading. Variety is currently reporting that both Daniel Radcliffe and Bill Paxton (who was in Twister and is not in fact Bill Pullman who was in ID4 as I always mix up the two of them) have been cast in a 90 minute BBC drama about the people behind the Grand Theft Auto series.

DanRad plays game creator Sam Houser and Paxton plays a lawyer who is butthurt about the game's existence and is trying to stop it from being popular and making money because it's violent. Spoiler alert: He doesn't succeed.

There's no eta on when they plan to air this but it is tentatively called Game Changer.

Source: Variety
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Michael Hirst & Travis Fimmel Preview the Vikings Finale

We ended episode nine with Ragnar’s baptism. How does his new religion affect things with his followers?

Fimmel: It’s pretty hard to have a King who’s a pagan that gets baptized, but I don’t know. Ragnar’s always got a plan and a reason why he does stuff, so it’s going to be very interesting to see how the other Vikings react.

Hirst: He took that baptism seriously because for him it was personal. It was a way of trying to make sure that when he dies he’ll see Athelstan again. So in that sense you could say it’s human and it’s personal, much more than religious.

Does knowing how Ragnar’s journey ends affect how you play him?

Fimmel: Yes, for sure. One of the pagan gods is Odin, who hung himself because he was so curious to see what death felt like. I think a lot of Ragnar’s journey now is about what it feels like to be dead and what happens to you.

catch vikings tonight 9pm/cst
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50 Cent Refers To Fan As "Angry Black B*tch" For Asking About His Son


Recently, 50 Cent posted a photo of his younger son, Sire Jackson, but things escalated rather fast when one commenter asked about his older son.

“My little guy is getting big so fast. I feel like I’m gonna blink and he’s gonna pull off in one of my cars. Lol,” 50 captioned the photo.

“What about your first born?” the fan asked.

“Why only angry Black b-tches got something to say about my other son he grown. What you want to give him some p-ssy? Google him.”

Per source, he started to get a lot of negative feedback on social media with many commenters saying that's why “Black dudes end up with white chicks.”

50 and his older son Marquise have been on the outs for years.

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Blue Ivy Pushed Grandma Tina to Get Married!

According to Grandma Tina, Blue Ivy had no problem asking when Tina and her man, Richard Lawson, would finally tie the knot.

At the source Tina says,"[In September] we went on a boat with Beyoncé and Jay Z and when we came out one night dressed to go to dinner, Blue said, 'Oh, y'all look beautiful. When are y'all getting married?'"

Vist the SOURCE to find Tina's reasoning for opting for an all white wedding theme like her recently married daughter Solange.

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Captain America and Hawkeye apologize for their Black Widow derogatory jokes.

  • Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner issued statements about the comments they made yesterday about Black Widow, in which they called her derogatory names while being interviewed.

  • Evans apology reads as follow: “Yesterday we were asked about the rumors that Black Widow wanted to be in a relationship with both Hawkeye and Captain America. We answered in a very juvenile and offensive way that rightfully angered some fans. I regret it and sincerely apologize.”

  • Runner, on the other hand, didn't seem to regret his comments that much, because this was his lame apology: “I am sorry that this tasteless joke about a fictional character offended anyone. It was not meant to be serious in any way. Just poking fun during an exhausting and tedious press tour.”


Lois Lilienstein of 'Sharon, Lois and Bram's Elephant Show' dies at 78

CBC News is currently reporting that Lois Lilienstein from children's group Sharon, Lois and Bram has passed away from cancer at age 78.

Sharon, Lois and Bram's The Elephant Show was a top rated children's television show that ran on TVO, CBC and Nickelodeon during the late 80s and early 90s. The group became Order of Canada honorees in 2003.

Source: CBC

Kim Richards Meltdown While Filming An Interview With Dr. Phil

- Kathy Hilton and 3 of her children were there to support her
- Kim's son revealed that she has been drinking, using prescription pills and smoking marijuana
- She needs to speak with her life coach and doctor before agreeing to treatment
- The rehab program would have to fit her needs: won't go out-of-state, won't do a 60-day program
- She has become a liability for Bravo, so she may not be asked back to RHOBH
- The interview is set to air on April 28th

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Native American Actors Have Had Enough Of Adam Sandler's New Movie

12 Native American actors and actresses walked off of the set of Adam Sandler's new comedy, "Ridiculous 6." The film is written by Sandler and Tim Herlihy. It also stars Nick Nolte, Steve Buscemi, Dan Aykroyd, Jon Lovitz, and Vanilla Ice.

Loren Anthony on-set with Adam Sandler

The actors and Native American Consultant of the film say the film violates and insults Native American women, who are said to be depicted squating and peeing while smoking a peace pipe. Names of some of the female characters are called Beaver’s Breath and No Bra. (for example, one character says 'Hey, Beaver's Breath," and a Native woman answers, 'How did you know my name?')

Navajo actor, Loren Anthony, says he was hesitant on doing the film but agreed to partake when told producers hired a cultural consultant and efforts were being made to bring a tasteful representation of Native Americans.

Actress, Alison Younga (former film student from Dartmouth) , says, "We talked to the producers about our concerns. They just told us, 'If you guys are so sensitive, you should leave.' I was just standing there and got emotional and teary-eyed. I didn’t want to cry but the feeling just came over me. This is supposed to be a comedy that makes you laugh. A film like this should not make someone feel this way.”

The actors tried to talk to the producers about the situations in the script, but they were told, 'it's in the script and we are not going to change it.'

Another actor, David Hill (member of American Indian Movement) says, "We understand this is a comedy, we understand this is humor, but we won’t tolerate disrespect. I told the director if he had talked to a native woman the way they were talked to in this movie—I said I would knock his ass out.”

SOURCE and more of the story: INDIAN COUNTRY NEWS
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Tyler Perry cast as Baxter Stockman in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2!

he's joining megan fox and will arnett, as well as other new cast stephen amell, who'll play casey jones.

Source: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/tyler-perry-joins-teenage-mutant-791011
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attack the block actor, franz drameh has been cast in arrow/the flash spinoff

- he was dennis in "attack the block" and was in "edge of tomorrow" (lol where?)
- he'll be playing jay jackson who had an injury and is now working for stars lab whatever that is
- is going to be in "a hundred streets" with idris elba and gemma arterton

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ONTD Original: 5 Forgotten Radio Hits (Sorta) of the Early 2000s

Ready to take another trip down memory lane? Today I'm sharing 5 often-overlooked jams of your youth. These early 2000s songs got major radio airplay back in the day, but they never were chart-toppers. Let's take a listen to these forgotten classics once more:

Toya - I Do!! [2001]
Billboard Hot 100 peak: #16

'I Do!!' is Toya's debut single, originally released in 2001. Although Toya's song peaked at #16 on the Billboard Hot 100, her subsequent single (and album) flopped and she was soon dropped by her label.

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First inside look at Scream Queens

-Ryan Murphy says the show is something like Heathers meets Friday the 13th.
-He makes a messy statement about how women always tell him American Horror Story is too scary, so he came up with Scream Queens and the comedy-horror genre because he wanted to see how he could still keep a show scary but still maintain "that audience."
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Read more and see stills of the show at the source

so excited for this.

lance bass claims harry was about to quit 1d before zayn did

- says harry has been recording solo for many months and was planning to leave the band
- then zayn left and ruined everything for him i guess
- thinks zayn was smart to leave because nobody knew who he was and now they do, while everyone knows who harry is including his grandma
- thinks harry is gonna leave soon anyways and there won't be any more albums after that


i see you trying to stay relevant with these lies lance

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Little Boy: another Christian faith-based film that ain't shit

If you're a WWII buff, and the title sounds familiar, there's a reason for that...

Here's the trailer for anyone who's interested:

Sources: 1 and 2

little boy is a [Spoiler (click to open)]ww2 movie implying that the bombing of hiroshima/nagasaki was because one little boy prayed really hard for his father to come home from the war, and god was so moved by his prayers that he decided to vaporize thousands of japanese people.
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Jay Z & Beyonce's Album Reportedly "Nearing Completion," Will Be TIDAL Exclusive

Jay Z and Beyonce will be releasing their rumoured joint album as a TIDAL exclusive.

According to DJ Skee (??), the album is "nearing completion". This power play will be the company's most lucrative incentive yet! Will it pay off?! Who knows!! As for now, the album will probably be surprised released!

Watch Skee's address below. He drops the news at the 1:50 mark.

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SNL wrapping up its 40th Season with 3 star-studded shows

Yeeeeeeees at Rihanna performing on the Final! This means R8 promo is starting!! Finally!


Joss Whedon Calls Out Climate Change Deniers

ONTD, what do you do to help protect our planet?

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CHVRCHES singer Lauren Mayberry responds to a misogynist troll

My band is lucky enough to have some of the most awesome, supportive and respectful fans in the world and we are so excited to be in the studio making an album to share with them. Yet, on a daily basis, we still receive communications like this. These people never learn that violence against women is unacceptable. But they also never learn that women will not be shamed and silenced and made to disappear. I am not going anywhere. So bring it on, motherfuckers. Let's see who blinks first.

Source: Instagram

Watch 41-year old Bartolo Colon pick off AJ Pierzynski

Bartolo Colon isn't the youngest OR the thinnest baseball player, but that didn't matter Thursday afternoon when the 265 pound veteran hustled from the mound to tag out Atlanta Braves catcher AJ Pierzynski between first and second base, unassisted. I'm 100% sure Pierzynski was not expecting that.

In other news, the Mets have completed a perfect homestand and are now 10-0 at home with an 11 game winning streak, tying the World Series winning 1986 Mets (the last time the club won the Series). Is this a sign from the baseball gods? I fucking pray it is.

SOURCE, me watching the game & listening to Gary & Ron.

I know it's only April but my god, it feels so fucking GOOD to be a Mets fan right now. Subway Series tomorrow. BASEBALL POST!!!!

A video of Ed Sheeran rapping homophobic slurs surfaces

- The video was shot on the street outside a gig by rapper Example and is from 2011. It shows him in a “freestyle battle” with fellow artist Devlin.
- The video was taken offline after the source contacted the artist’s record label and Ed's spokesman said: “Ed was sending up rappers who make homophobic remarks. He is clearly not ­homophobic.”
- He uses the word “gay” in seemingly ­negative terms and labels the other guy a “faggoty man”. In another verse he also makes crude comments about oral sex.
- This is some of the things he allegedly said on the video:
"Yo, I freestyle to the faggoty man.
I go on the bus and I sleep for a day, then I come back and they’re like, Ed, you look like this gay.
These guys are safe they’re not gay mans.
I eat ham but I’m not a Muslim, but I ­freestyle because I’m not a Christian either.”

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Mila Kunis DID NOT Steal that Chicken!

In a follow-up to this post. Mila Kunis and husband Ashton Kutcher took to Meerkat to post her response.

Ashton fact checks the allegations and says aspiring singer Kristina Karo was only 1 month old when a seven-year-old Mila allegedly "stole" her chicken.

Mila has not been served actual papers for this law suit.

Mila wants to counter sue for $5,000 for Kristina for making her watch her music video.


I actually think it's kinda cute they commented on it. But WTF for them using Meerkat... I guess it's really a thing?
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Charlamagne Disses Tyga For Dating Kylie Jenner

-Talking about Tyga's new MTV show (why?) Charlamagne says "his new show is actually How To Catch A Predator because he's dating Kylie"
-Then implies he's getting all the money from her

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Robert Downey Jr showing his racist ass...

When asked about what Alejandro Gonzales said about "superhero movies being cultural genocide" RDJ replied: "I think for a man whose native tongue is Spanish to be able to put together a phrase like cultural genocide just speaks to how bright he is."


thanks to yeezy for bringing this up!

HBO releases 3 new 'True Detective' posters; plus first stills for season 2

Season 2 of True Detective staring Colin Farrell, Vince Vaughn, Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch premieres Sunday, June 21st on HBO.

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Louis Tomlinson in Snapchat Weed Scandal

-Comes after 48 hrs of partying which ended in him taking 5 girls back to his hotel
-2nd major weed scandal for Louis
-no source for snapchat has been identified as of yet
-pic is somehow exclusive to both the sun and the daily mail

The bodyguard here was also present in weed vid, clearly he isn't too good at his job.

1D's Prince Liam Gives Back to Community; Isn't Caught Smoking Weed

-Liam attended a ceremony for a Youth Zone in Wolverhampton ("facility for the city’s young people aged 8–19 (and up to 25 for those with disabilities").
-They want him to be the face of the project
-His parents and girlfriend Sophia were also in attendance

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Meanwhile on Avengers messy press tour.

Robert Downey Jr, Scarlett Johannson and Mark Ruffalo sing (at least they tried) Carly Rae Jepsen's song 'I Really Like You'.

click at source to watch video
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This Soundtrack Looks (Sounds) Better Than The Movie.

Cameron Crowe might be is making flops but at least he puts out decent soundtracks. The Aloha soundtrack will include liner notes from Crowe and will be released on CD and digitally on May 26th via Legacy Recordings, Madison Gate Records and Vinyl Films Records. A vinyl edition will follow later this summer.

Set to hit theaters on May 26th, Aloha is Crowe’s first film since 2011’s We Bought A Zoo (?!?). Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone, Rachel McAdams, Bill Murray, Danny McBride, John Krasinski, and Alec Baldwin all star.

Aloha OST Tracklist:
01. Alfred K. Alohikea – “Hanohano Hanalei”
02. Bobby Ingano – “Tropical Swing”
03. Genoa Keawe – “Alika”
04. The Royal Hawaiian Serenaders – “I’ll Weave A Lei of Stars For You”
05. Ledward Kaapana – “Slack Key Lullaby (Live at Maki’s Studio)”
06. Cyril Pahinui – “Ipo Lei Manu”
07. David Crosby – “Kids and Dogs”
08. Fleetwood Mac – “I Know I’m Not Wrong”
09. Daryl Hall & John Oates – “I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)”
10. Kurt Vile – “Take My Advice”
11. The Tallest Man on Earth – “A Field of Birds (Live at KEXP)”
12. Jónsi & Alex – “Midnight Mix”
13. Vancouver Sleep Clinic – “Vapour”
14. Evening Hymns – “You and Jake”
15. Josh Ritter – “Come and Find Me”
16. Radical Face – “Always Gold”
17. The Blue Nile – “Let’s Go Out Tonight”
18. Beck – “Heart Is a Drum”
19. Jónsi & Alex – “Shooting Stars”


I only made this post to ask ONTD about soundtracks that turned out better than the actual movie, and yes, 50 Shades Of Grey is already at the top of that list.

Furious 8 Is Coming

Vin Diesel has announced that Furious 8 will be released April 14, 2017.

" There’s no director yet announced for the film, but rumors are that it will take place largely in New York and bring back all of the primary cast, as well as newcomer Kurt Russell, who had a small but important part in the seventh film." -SlashFilm


Are you ready for Furious 8 ONTD?
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Frank Ocean is now Frank Ocean, officially.

He was born Christopher Edwin Breaux, but the R&B singer will now be legally known by his stage name from here on out. Ocean filed legal documents to make this transition over a year ago, but it wasn’t until now that he could finally have his wish.

More importantly, who's next? Snoop Lion Dogg? Sean Puffy Daddy P. Diddy Combs?

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Will you change your name, ONTD? And to what? Don't say Khaleesi.

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Official Tut trailer featuring Sir Ben Kingsley, IRL Aladdin and Kylie Bunbury

The people of Egypt need a hero, but only one man can save them in a world where no one can be trusted. TUT, the epic three night event premieres July 19th, 2015, starring Sir Ben Kingsley, Avan Jogia, Sibylla Deen, Kylie Bunbury, Nonso Anozie, Alexander Siddig (yay!), Peter Gadiot and Iddo Goldberg.

flatlining at this cast tbh


Mini interview with ballerina Michaela DePrince

DePrince, now dancing at the Dutch National Ballet, was in a feature about professional sportswomen and their health/bodies.


On eating:
"We eat a lot, you can't make those jumps on a veggie-only diet. I start the day with an omelette and an orange juice."
"My mother's Italian pasta with loads of cheese is a guilty pleasure of mine. She's Italian, so I grew up with ravioli, gnocchi, everything."

On her body:
"I'm happy with my body because it functions, but if I had a chance to wish for something, I'd want thin arms like my sister has. She in turn, wants my long legs."
"I don't think I have weird beauty routines? I wash my face daily."

On ballet:
"We dance six days a week, from 10 in the morning to six at night, I go to bed at eleven. Some view this as killing, but I'm so used to it - this is just the life I live."
"Ballet is mentally challenging as well. We're all perfectionists, but sometimes you just feel like you're not getting anywhere. Coaches help me to remember to not focus too much on my feelings."

Source has a short video about the shoot/interview: Dutch Elle

Really want to see her dance live once. Did you have a ballet phase, ONTD? Me, hating pink as a little ginger, loved my white tutu and matching leg warmers. For three weeks, after that I was done.

MK & Ashley Olsen Classics To Air On Nickelodeon

- Nickelodeon will begin airing movies and television shows from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's library of work
- Episodes of “So Little Time” will begin airing on April 27th
- The movies will see: "Our Lips Are Sealed", “When in Rome”, “Holiday in the Sun” and others

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Matt Bomer Reveals He’ll Get Very Close To Lady Gaga On American Horror Story

''I know that I’ll be working with Stefani [Germanotta], Lady Gaga, pretty extensively, so I’m excited about that. Our storyline is really, really fun. And I think what they’re doing with our characters is really unique and kind of an original take on it.''

— Matt Bomer chatting with MTV about his role in the upcoming American Horror Story: Hotel and the site offers various plausible scenarios.


Chris Hemsworth Has a Huge Cock in 'Vacation' Reboot

Badass Digest has a rundown of the first footage screened from New Line's "Vacation" reboot, starring Ed Helms as a grown-up Rusty Griswold and the return of Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo as parents Clark and Ellen. It sounds like this new "Vacation" will be just as raunchy as the 1983 original, featuring mentions of rimjobs and glory holes, but the piece de resistance may be a cameo from Chris Hemsworth, as the husband of Griswold daughter Audrey (played by Leslie Mann). According to BA, Hemsworth shows up in a scene "wearing nothing but boxer briefs, six pack hard as a rock and a huge cock clearly half-chubbed and visible running right down to the hem of his undies. He flexes and poses, that big cock just drawing your attention like a black hole draws light." Test screening reactions to this footage may be the reason why New Line moved the flick up from the fall to a prime summer release date. You can check out Hemsworth's package on the big screen when "Vacation" arrives in theatres on July 31, 2015.