March 15th, 2015

Bristol Palin Engaged

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-Bristol Palin, 24, became engaged to retired Marine Corps Sgt. Dakota Meyer, 26

-The couple met in 2014 when he came to Alaska to film the reality TV show "Amazing America" with her mother.

-Meyer was awarded the Medal of Honor in 2011 for personally evacuating 12 friendly wounded and providing cover for another 24 Marines and soldiers during an ambush in Afghanistan in 2009.

-Meyer wrote on Facebook: I always heard people say "when you meet the right one, you'll know." I never understood that until now. That, coupled with the fact that Marines aren't trained to stand around and let the grass grow under their feet led me to now.
Coming back from Afghanistan there were days I thought I may never be happy again, and I know there's a lot of you out there who know that feeling. We only have one life to live and we have to do our best to live it the right way, and Bristol makes me a better man.
I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her and Tripp. For the first time in a long time I can honestly say the best is yet to come! Thanks to everyone for your words of kindness and support. It means a ton to us.

source / Dakota's FB

how's the single life, ontd?

Since it's ending... Let's take a look at the Best and Worst Glee Performances.

Please, save your 'is this show still on?', 'they should've ended in season 1', 'this show is a mess', 'i miss Finn' comments. We already know this!....They should've given more time to the new kids, they're actually decent. i'm gonna miss the cute gay jock...


James van der Beek caught with gay porn version of 'Dawson's Creek'

- received the VHS of the gay porn as a gift when he was filming 'Rules of Attraction'
- was excited to show it to everyone
- it was right after 9/11 and he was flagged by the security at the airport
- they opened his suitcase and found the gay porn on top
- he thought it was excellent
- didn't talk about the content of the porn tho
- also talks about that Power Rangers 'deboot' vid


Which actor/actress you wish to be played by in the porn version of your life?
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People Magazine Declares Statutory Rape "Adorable"

lmao twitter is coming for them

when you're a teenager, you think you're sooooooo fucking mature and cool when a grown ass man showers you with attention. you're not. he's a predator, and one day you will grow up and learn to resent him for taking advantage of you. it sucks that she doesn't have a family that cares about her well-being.



BBC America's The Musketeers Aired Last Night, International Fans Still Waiting, Sobbing


Well, for those who could watch it, last night's episode of The Musketeers seemed to deliver on just about every hanging plot thread. The sour note comes as a result of the fact that the show was bumped forward a week on its UK schedule because of the live charity event Red Nose Day, but BBC America just said "Fuck it," and went ahead and aired the penultimate episode anyway.

As a result, everything else is going to be under a spoiler cut because the majority of the show's audience will have to wait until Friday to figure out what we're all yelling about (sorry).
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Did you watch? Could you watch?
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Grimes Releases New Song Collab With Fun.'s Jack Antonoff

Bleachers, a band formed by Fun.'s Jack Antonoff, has just released a new song with the help of Grimes.

The two have collaborated on another song last year, called Take Me Away. The song, Enthropy, is purportedly for HBO's Girls. And it sounds exactly how you'd expect it to sound.

Grimes has expressed her loss of interest in her lost album do to the depressing nature. She released an unreleased track from 2013, called REALiTi.

I know some of ya'll were saying Go and REALiTi were too poppy, well... this one is definitely a grower


David Lynch Doubts Return Of Twin Peaks In 2016 Due To “Complications”


-After being asked whether “Twin Peaks was definitely happening.” David Lynch, responded: “I don’t know. There are complications.”
-Not a funding issue, but while the scripts are finished after nearly four years in the making, contract negotiations aren’t going as expected.
-José Da Silva, curator of the Between Two Worlds exhibition who worked closely with David Lynch for the past year, told another reader that he was confident that a new series of Twin Peaks will happen.


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DC's New 52 is over! Get ready for SuperBro, RoboBatBunny and WonderCanOpener

After DC's alternate universe crossover Convergence, most of the Justie league is getting a makeover starting in June. I guess DC was tired of people complaining about the New 52 and wanted to spite fans and make them wish we could go back to those simpler 2011 redesigns.

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Green Lantern, Green Arrow an Flash get new looks too but they're not as drastic and I'm too lazy to add them so just go here

So what do you think ONTD? Are you popular at parties because people can use your wristblades as bottle openers? Do you have trouble telling the difference between a rabbit and a bat? Are you too lazy to wear a real costume so you wear jeans and a t-shirt while your girlfriend wears 4 outfits at once?


Jared Padalecki Reveals Struggle With Clinical Depression...

TL:DR... During season 3 he had everything and went back to his trailer and broke down, ☆Jensen Ackles☆ and another friend helped him, talked to him for hours and a doctor visited him and diagnosed him with clinical depression and he started treatment...

i know he's a douche on Twitter, but good for him for spreading a 'No Shame' message. inb4 all the fanfics tho...

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50 cent attempts to cuckold naughty boy

- 50 wants to sign zayn to his label
- lowkey shades brother-husband shahid: "If Zayn wants a rap career, just because of who he is, he is going to sell records,” Fiddy said. “But if he wants to be credible he has to be with the right people.”
- wants to mentor him a la timbaland and justin and do business with simon cowell


that ust. prayer circle for shahid tbh.
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Drake is rude

Nick Giannopoulos, star of Wog Boys, vented on his Facebook this week at the rudeness of Drake's security team asking him to move while he stood out the front of the Trak club in Toorak waiting for a cab.

Giannopoulos, fresh from seeing Drake perform at the Future Music Festival, had this say. "Did I [move]? F--- no. Hey mate this is a public street in Australia and the last time I checked I was still free to stand wherever the f--- I want." and then went on to suggest that Drake would brush up on his Australian laws before harassing citizens on the streets.


Does Ariana care that Big Sean raps about her "billion dollar pussy"?

In an interview with Rolling Stone, rapper Big Sean was asked about the line in his song "Stay Down" where he says, "I got a million-dollar chick with a billion-dollar pussy/Every time I come, I swear to God I feel rich."

When asked about Ariana's reaction and if he asked her about whether it was cool before putting the song out he responded, "I don't have to run it by my girl, but she hears. I played her the whole album before it came out, so she heard everything." Referring to the kind of feedback she gives him, he said, "She's super supportive. It's cool, because she was a fan of mine before anything. The first thing she said when she met me was, 'Yo, I love your music,' and she rapped my verse from 'Gang Bang' with Wiz Khalifa. She was just an actress on TV at the time. She's very open-minded. I'm proud of her."

Regarding what it's like to date another famous musician and whether or not the paparazzi have problems, he said, "Really, the way it affects my life is being happy, man. You can't measure success in anything but being happy, and she's one of the things that really makes me happy. I appreciate her, and that's it. I don't really pay attention to anything else."


Would you be cool with Big Sean rapping about your billion dollar pussy, ONTD?
— Chalky

Michael Kenneth Williams Cast as Lead in Two Cable Series

“The Wire” and “Boardwalk Empire” star Michael K Williams has been cast as a lead in Sundance TV’s “Hap and Leonard,” and IFC’s “The Spoils Before Dying”.

Details of the shows below.
Sundance TV's Hap and Leonard:
- Based on Joe Lansdale's novels and short stories, the program has been picked up for six one-hour episodes and is to premiere in early 2016.
- "By turns funny and shocking, Hap and Leonard provides an unpredictable and side-eyed look into race, class and friendship," the cable television network said in a news release.
- Williams will play Leonard Pine, an openly gay Vietnam vet with anger issues. His best friend is Hap Collins, a white, working-class laborer who spent time in federal prison as a young man for refusing to be drafted into the military and serve in the Vietnam War, a synopsis said.

IFC's The Spoils Before Dying:
- From the makers of The Spoils of Babylon, the six-part comedic miniseries The Spoils Before Dying will be coming to screens for the first time this summer.
- Will Ferrell will reprise his role as Jonrosh, the booze-soaked author turned director who opens and closes each riveting episode.
- A pianist Rock Banyon (Michael K Williams) becomes the prime suspect when his lead singer and occasional lover is found violently murdered in a car with another man. Determined to prove his innocence, Rock goes on an elusive quest for the truth that takes him into an abyss of sex, murder, love, betrayal, and of course, jazz.

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Adam Pally's new indie movie Night Owls premieres at SWSX

Adam Pally, star of Happy Endings,Iron Man 3 and rumoured to be starring in Ghostbusters, has a new indie movie that premiered at SWSX and got some great reviews. Also you might recognize Rosa from Divergent and Maze Runner.

Synopsis: Workaholic Kevin (Adam Pally) goes home with the beautiful train-wreck Madeline (Rosa Salazar) for a drunken one night stand, but he's horrified to discover she's actually his boss' jilted ex-mistress. After she takes a bottle of sleeping pills, Kevin is forced to keep her awake all night. As Madeline and Kevin banter through the night, they begin to fall for each other.

Here's one review and here's another

He's been doing a lot of promo at SWSX for it too.

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Smh @ Adam getting lazy and letting his hair grow long and looking like he hasn't washed it in a month. ONTD does your problematic fave look like shit doing promo for a movie probably no one will see?

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happy birthday to the one true prince of potatos, Ansel Elgort

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  • thinks of it like he was a Magikarp and is now a Gyarados

  • “It’s sort of like in Pokémon, when your Magikarp evolves into a Gyarados at Level 20,” Elgort explained at a recent press day for “Insurgent.” “But it doesn’t learn Dragon Rage until 25. And it’s not until it learns Dragon Rage that you can really kick ass with your Gyarados.”

  • is straight, not gay.

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followers of the Miles Teller chruch of potato-ology please dont try and convert me, it will not work. Ansel is the true potato

Lily Collins takes a break from getting blasted by Chris Evans to hint about their relationship

Did Lily Evans just drop a hint about her rumored relationship with Chris Evans?

The The Mortal Instruments actress has been rumored to be linked to the The Nanny Diaries hunk, but a recent post on her Instagram could be seen as a confirmation.

"I spy with my little eye, something looking like love in the sky #pinkandblueheart #allnaturalnofilter...", the actress posted on Instagram.

Could this be a reference to the blue of Captain America's uniform and the pink color of Evans' dick? We'll let you decide.

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Have you ever used social media to hint about how you're getting pink dick on the regular, ONTD?

Jensen Ackles sings Sister Christian at Las Vegas Supernatural Convention

Bonus video of the closing number they do on Saturday nights. Louden Swain featuring pretty much everyone who is there on Saturday including Jeffrey Dean Morgan in his first con appearance.

I love how much it looks like he's having fun with this. He never would have done this a few years ago. It's been kind of awesome watching Jensen come out of his shell at these things.

Some Jokes From Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast (Spoiler Alert: They're Not Funny)

"What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours."
– Justin Bieber humblebragging at his roast


If you were looking forward to Justin Bieber's roast, then look forward to it no more.  The special is set to air March 30 on Comedy Central, but jokes from the taping have already made their way online.  They don't seem brutal or funny at all to me. Even worse, most of the "edgy" insults are aimed at people who aren't even Bieber!

"Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?" said Jeffrey Ross about Bieber's ex, Selena Gomez.
"Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do." (Another Jeffrey Ross zinger.)

More awfulness after the jump.
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And one joke that I actually find acceptable:

"... You haven't put out an album in three years. What are you doing? If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of One Direction fucking your fans." —Jeffrey Ross

More quotes at the sources:
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was hoping it'd be a chevy chase style roast where they'd break him, but nah just another pr stunt.
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Jeremy Clarkson Quits Top Gear, Show Cancelled for Good

Jeremy Clarkson today appeared to signal the time may have come for him to quit Top Gear.
Writing in his weekly Sun newspaper column, he likens himself to a dinosaur and says that the day must come when you "wave goodbye to the big monsters".
The 54-year-old presenter writes: "I don't intend to dwell here on what happened then or what will happen in the future. I'm sure you're as fed up with the story as I am."

- James May confirmed that Top Gear is kaput,
- The Mirror reports that "Jeremy Clarkson called Top Gear producer Oisin Tymon 'a lazy Irish c**t," and that "Clarkson ranted for half an hour then punched him in the mouth - he was bleeding and dizzy so he had to go to hospital."
- Clarkson's filming for Channel 4 a new "Full Throttle" show on it's way.

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Scorsese Directing Mike Tyson Biopic Starring Jamie Foxx

Foxx called Power 105's The Breakfast Club and confirmed that the biopic was indeed happening with him playing Tyson. Explaining the surreal meeting to Charlamagne Tha God, DJ Envy and Angela Yee, Foxx was clearly excited about the film.

"I just went in with Paramount with Mike Tyson," he said. "So, I'm going to do the Mike Tyson story. Listen, to be in the same room pitching Mike Tyson to Paramount, Mike Tyson is on one side, I'm on the other side and doing Mike Tyson at the same time."

He then went on to reveal that acclaimed director Martin Scorsese will be spearheading the film: "This will be the first boxing movie that Martin Scorsese has done since Raging Bull," Foxx said. The actor said he's gained the weight and has known the boxer since Foxx was about 21.

Neither Scorsese nor Paramount have confirmed the news just yet.

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Eddie Murphy Cast as Richard Pryor's Dad

Eddie Murphy is in talks to to play Richard Pryor's father -- former boxer LeRoy "Buck Carter" Pryor -- in Lee Daniels' upcoming biopic of the late comedian.

An instagram post of the two posted on Daniels' page said, "Strap in and brace yourself. They done let me and him out of our cages! #idonteventhinkimreadyforthisone! #excited #proud #OMG

Murphy will star alongside Mike Epps as Pryor, Kate Hudson as Pryor's wife, Jennifer Pryor, and Oprah Winfrey as his grandmother, Marie Carter.

Daniels' untitled Richard Pryor biopic hasn't been given a release date yet.


Return of Vault Disney

TCM is airing Vault Disney once again!

Tonight will feature these Disney classics, some with a St. Patrick's Day twist

8pm: Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959)
9:45pm: I Captured the King of the Little People (1959)
10:45pm: Babes in the Woods (1932)
11pm: The Story of the Animated Drawing (1955)
12am: The Three Caballeros (1944)
1:30am: Walt & El Grupo (2008)
3:30am: The Fighting Prince of Donegul (1966)


I still hope they'll bring back the weird old intro
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Rupert Grint and Robert Sheehan reunite and star along Ron Perlman in 'Moonwalkers'

Rupert Grint, Robert Sheehan and Ron Perlman star in "Moonwalkers". They were at Austin yesterday (March 14th) for its premiere in the SXSW Film, Music and Interactive Festival.

Moonwalkers is about the idea of faking of the moon landing in 1969 filmed by Stanley Kubrick. Ron Perlman is a Vietman war veteran who suffers from PSTD, in a mission by the CIA to get Stanley Kubrick to film a fake moon landing for backup just in case something went wrong with the Apollo 11 and its mission to the moon. Perlman goes to London to get a meeting with Kubrick through his agent, but instead of his real agent (and the real Kubrick) he meets with Jonny (Rupert Grint) who pretends to be Stanley Kubrick's agent and with Leon, who pretents to be director.

The film was directed by Antoine Bardou-Jacquet and written by Dean Craig.

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