December 12th, 2014


Miley wants in on infamous Britney & Madonna VMA Kiss + Charli XCX's new album inspired by Britney

Miley x Britney x Madonna?

Miley Cyrus randomly posted this picture on her instagram. Superimposing her face on the Queen of Pop's in a picture of the infamous 2003 VMA's kiss. Is she hinting at a possible music collab between the three or is she just being Miley bored and tripping off shrooms?

Charli XcX was recently asked by a fan what inspired her during the writing of her album and she replied:

Britney inspiring this new generation of rising of music stars! From Tinashe to Charlie XCX to Lana to Selena Gomez and beyond. #impact

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how would you feel about a miley + britney + madonna collab, ontd? or who would you like to see any of these gals collab with instead
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ONTD Original: The 7 Best Telenovelas Ever

ONTD I made you this original post to get your telenovela talk on.

Whether you watched them out of your own free will or because your abuela watched them religiously, we’ve all watched these. They are staples of television production for all of Latin America and the way they were received is a testament to that.

So here’s an excuse for us to discuss the best of the best gems of our tv.

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Talk about all your fav telenovelas, ONTD!
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner out in LA

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner showed lots of PDA while walking near their home in Brentwood on Thursday (12 December).

During a recent speech, Affleck praised Garner for her dedication to Save the Children in her role as an early childhood education ambassador.

"Look, I know a lot of celebrities. I've seen a lot of celebrities do good work, philanthropic work, show up, take a picture, raise a little money, go to a hospital, shake a kid's hand, get a picture taken, you know, do their part, albeit a minimal one. My wife is no f—ing joke," Affleck said. "She really cares about these issues, deeply and personally with the fervent strength that she cares about raising our children and the books, endless books that she hands me (that I'm going to get to) about early childhood education ... I admire what you do and if I may say so, you'll have to forgive me, Save the Children is damn lucky to have you!"

When accepting the Global Child Advocate Award for his work with the Eastern Congo Initiative, Affleck joked that he wasn't supposed to be there. "There's clearly been a terrible mistake," he said. "First of all, I have to assume somebody dropped out at the last minute."

He then praised the people on the ground in the Congo whom he called "real heroes. What everyday Congolese people do in their lives and with their children, to me, is nothing short of heroic. And I know about heroic," the Batman v. Superman star said. "Every single person who works for the Congo deserves to wear that cape a lot more than I do…I humbly accept this honor on behalf of the Congolese people."

"This is an area that merits our attention, and if you travel there, I assure you, you will not find people who are helpless, you will not find people who are asking for handouts," he said. "You will find people who are working their ass off to make their community better and their lives better and their families better and just need some small measure of assistance, a good deal less, incidentally, then every single one of us receives in the United States of America."

Picture sources: DAILYMAIL | POPSUGAR

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Why Nick Jonas Is Proud To Play....



Nick J is proud to play gay!

-On the season finale of Kingdom Nick's character Nate was revealed to be gay when he was rejected from a gay bar and received a BJ from another man at an alley.

-Nick knew about this development from Day 1
“Byron [Balasco, Kingdom creator] told me before shooting began,” Nick told BuzzFeed News . “Everyone at Kingdom was really transparent about the character and some of the things the character would go through. And in my prep work, I wanted to be aware so I could properly tell this story.”
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Trailer for Next Week's Cheated on in Chelsea

The foundation-coated muppets of Chelsea will be back next Monday at 9pm for another round of "Where Has Your Dick Been?", a game which has been running for a solid 8 series.

If you've failed to keep up with the latest hijinks of the 20-something jobless elite, a bunch of guys had sex with girls who they weren't dating. The girls they were dating found out and confronted them. They denied it for a few episodes until there was a major party where it all came out, and then Louise had sex with a random dude once and was accused of being a slut by all of the guys with perpetually wandering dicks who can't and shouldn't talk.

And, for reasons that escape everyone, both Alik and Stephanie Pratt remain on the show despite being alternately creepy and incredibly boring.


But seriously, how creepy is Alik, ONTD?
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Official synopses for the Agent Carter Premiere eps

Marvel has released descriptions of Agent Carter's first two episodes:

 In the episode "Now is Not the End," Peggy is contacted by old acquaintance Howard Stark (Dominic Cooper, Marvel's "Captain America:   The First Avenger") when he is framed for unleashing his deadliest weapons and can trust no one else. To help Peggy clear Stark's name,   he insists his butler, Edwin Jarvis, be at her beck and call--whether she likes it or not. But the risk is great: If caught, Agent Carter could be   targeted as a traitor and spend the rest of her days in prison...or worse.

  In the episode "Bridge and Tunnel," Howard Stark's deadliest weapon has fallen into enemy hands, and only Agent Carter can recover it.   But can she do so before her undercover mission is discovered by SSR Chief Dooley and Agent Thompson?

Hayley Atwell stars, with James D'Arcy, Enver Gjokaj, Lyndsy Fonseca and Dominic Cooper joining her.

Agent Carter will have a two-hour premiere on ABC on January 6th.

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Scott Stapp allegedly threatened to kill the president, according to ex-wife

In "well this is depressing" news, days after being released from an involuntary psychiatric hold (did we even have a post about that? That happened.) Scott Stapp's ex-wife, Jaclyn Stapp, called 911 alleging that Stapp was shirtless, riding a bicycle around the neighborhood and wearing a backpack filled with 400-600 CIA documents and numerous tools (such as a screwdriver and a hard drive). According to the ex-wife he claimed to be a CIA agent who was tasked with killing President Obama.

In the call she claims that Stapp is a paranoid schizophrenic who is not on his medication and has been trying to self-medicate with drugs and alcohol.

While she attempted to get him into a psychiatric hold again after this, her request was declined.

All of this comes after he called his son's school claiming ISIS was targeting it, and he threatened to kill himself and his Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor. His ex-wife claims he's been pawning all of his possessions to fuel his drug habit.

You can hear the full audio of the call Jaclyn Stapp made here.


Peter Capaldi & Some Troll Think a Female Master Makes a Female Doctor All the More Possible


Steven Moffat, who has changed his tune on a female Doctor so many times that he could have written a full opera, has just now decided that he's all for a female Doctor and that Missy (the first female Master) was effectively his test-run for it. Moffat, who sounds surprised about something that happened during an episode that he wrote, says about the Doctor's reaction to the gender-swap:

"He doesn't seem to register the fact that his old friend is now a woman. So, obviously, he doesn't think it's a remarkable thing to happen. We must assume that gender is quite fluid on Gallifrey," he said, again, as though he hadn't written it himself.

Meanwhile, Scottish treasure and unlikely heartthrob Peter Capaldi chimed in, saying, "There could easily be a female Doctor. I think next time might be a female Doctor. I don't see why not. I think it's good to do that." The normally unproblematic prince did wade into questionable territory when discussing the relationship between the Master and the Doctor, saying, "They have a total love/hate relationship anyway but they were both men for a long time, and still have that love-hate relationship, and we will see more of that probably. It's interesting, being able to swap like that. I think it's good."

Controversy narrowly but deftly avoided, Papa Capaldi. You escape the "Your Fave is Problematic" Tumblr for now.

Updating to add this random but super cute photo shoot with Peter and Jenna: (picture heavy)
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Let's not worry about beating a dead horse and just enjoy this gif, ONTD:

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nickelback wrote a song about ferguson. ....yeah.

Nickelback released a new album. And apparently they were... inspired.

YAHOO: Another new thing on No Fixed Address is you've written what might be your most poignant political song, "Edge of a Revolution." What motivated you to go that route?

Kroeger: I don't know if North America is on the edge of a revolution, but I wanted it to feel that way in the song, since it feels that way in so many other parts of the world. You turn on CNN and it's like, "Wow!" We'd have it on for 15 minutes and we'd have to shut it off because it was so depressing. The state of affairs in the world these days is so dismal. And I think that's where the song definitely came from. While we were working, the [shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri] was a major story and there was rioting like crazy. So it definitely felt like the seeds of revolution were being planted.

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Joey Fatone Says Justin Timberlake's 'Going to Be a Great Dad'

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ontd, what do you think the timberlakes will have? boy or girl? will the baby have a pretentious celebrity baby name?
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Demi Lovato charging the most expensive VIP package in Australian tour history

- $6000 American (or $7250 Australian dollars) includes access to a private dressing room (not Lovato’s) for you and a friend with your name on the door and your own rider, you get a picture and can watch from the side of the stage. It does not include a concert ticket

- For $1800 you can get a song dedicated to you and a 15 second video sent to you, $1500 lets you watch from side of stage, $600 gets you an individual photograph

-All packages come with Demi Lovato socks

-Actual concert tickets are $79.90

-For comparison Lady Gaga charges $1500 for Australian meet and greets, Olivia Newton John - $1500 but all proceeds go to charity, J. Lo - $800 for a picture, KISS - $1500 for meet and greets


Russell Brand: rendered speechless by audience member on Question Time

(Skip to 4:36) - clip source is here

If anyone here is missing Panto this Christmas, don't worry. The trainwreck that was Question Time last night has got you covered! Dramatis personae include: Swivel eyed horse faced motherfucker Nigel Farage (MEP, unfortunately), The so-called Revolutionary 'lol I don't vote' Russell Brand, Labour MP Mary Creagh, Conservative MP Penny Mourdant, Sunday Times columnist Camillia Cavendish. Yes, three women on a panel, I'm shocked too.

The clip above shows an audience member challenging Russell Brand to stand for parliament, after accusing the latter of useless preaching following an attack on the distribution of wealth in Britain.

Russell replied, and the conversation that followed must have sent half of the UK into a concussion due to the amount of heavy facepalming:

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You can read more about this mess on the Independent (Article Source).

Mess IMO. Dimbleby looks ready to tear what's left of his hair out half way through. I hate Farage and everything that his party stands for, but I also thought Russell was very disappointing and weak. He's well intentioned but too obsessed with his ego to see clearly, and not educated or informed enough. Also, ugh at him trying to shout and speak over the female panelists.

Reggie Watts got a new gig

In a devastating move, musician-comedian Reggie Watts will be joining The Late Late Show with James Corden as its band leader.

Reggie will be moving from the superior comedy program Comedy Bang! Bang! in order to be the only bright spot in that guaranteed dark miasma of a program starting in March. James Corden is the official replacement for the blessed American citizen Craig Ferguson as he departs his beloved program early next year.

National comedy treasure Scott "Sad Hosterman" Aukerman tweeted about his CBB! co-host Reggie's departure this afternoon.

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In related news, a rumored afro rivalry between Reggie and Questlove will begin in March 2015, which will likely culminate in an all-out televised brawl in June. Late-night wars indeed!
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Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat© has to miss Unbroken press because of chicken pox

Universal Pictures today confirmed that Angelina Jolie will be withdrawing from public events scheduled over the coming days due to a mild bout of chicken pox. She intends to resume her schedule and press engagements at the earliest opportunity.

“You have to laugh at the timing,” the director commented. “I was sure nothing could stop me from supporting Unbroken. I am heartbroken to miss our premiere, most of all the chance to be there with Louie’s family, Phil’s daughter Karen, veterans and all the guests who are coming.”

Universal Pictures said: “We all wish Angelina a speedy recovery and look forward to her returning to her work very soon. She is in very good spirits, considering after two years of hard work, she will not be there the night it finally premieres.”

Monday night, her children and Brad will attend to represent her. Brad’s family has flown in for the occasion, and are all looking forward to seeing the film.

All press release text/source from Universal:

So Bones Had It's 200th Episode

let's talk about the cameos of who was there and who wasn't

let's talk about how obvious Emily's pregnancy is and why are they trying to do?

let's talk about the hitchock and 1950s theme......all of it


Britt Robertson's new film trailer - Ask Me Anything. Max Carver AMA of the same title

Ask Me Anything -- A film about Katie Kampenfelt (Britt) taking a year off to find herself, and starts an anonymous blog where her darkest secrets are held. Somewhere throughout the story, her dark secrets began to emerge - aka her daddy problems and her love for dating older men (Justin Long, most probably Max Carver).

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Parks And Recreation Is Finished Production On It's Final Season


listening to fleetwood mac's landslide and reading that article was a bad combo. i'm gonna cry so fucking hard ugh

[Why Are U Punishing Me 2014] Lower your expectations for the next Bond movie

Summary (non-spoilers):
- The script for the new Bond movie has leaked, as have what the powers that be at Sony have to think about it. Sony's take: first two acts are good, third act sucks. Gawker's take: "Our read is that it's about as good as the last couple Bond movies, which is to say: Not very."
- Sony execs are obsessed with trying to fit in some sort of "twist" into the third act, which is currently about suppressing a document?

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Source article here + in the embedded tweet; summary by me lol

'Unbroken' Mega Post

Japanese Nationalists branded the movie as 'racist' and 'immoral', wants the movie to be banned

- Unbroken has not been released in Japan yet, but it has already struck a nerve in a country still fighting over its wartime past. Japanese nationalists are calling for a boycott of the movie, although there is no release date in Japan yet. Some even want Angie&co to be banned from the country.

- The movie follows the real-life story of Louis Zamperini as told in a 2010 book by Laura Hillenbrand. The book has not been translated into Japanese, but online trailers have provoked outrage. Japan's nattonalists are particularly incensed at descriptions in the book of POWs being "beaten, burned, stabbed or clubbed to death, shot, beheaded, killed during medical experiments or eaten alive in ritual acts of cannibalism".

- “But there was absolutely no cannibalism. That is not our custom.” - Mutsuhiro Takeuchi, a nationalist-leaning educator and a priest in the traditional Shinto religion.

- Takeuchi acknowledged Jolie is free to make whatever movie she wants, stressing that Shinto believes in forgive-and-forget. But he urged Jolie to study history, saying executed war criminals were charged with political crimes, not torture. “Even Japanese don’t know their own history so misunderstandings arise.” [Oh gee, I wonder why..]

- "It's pure fabrication. If there is no verification of the things he said, then anyone can make such claim. This movie has no credibility and is immoral," says Hiromichi Moteki, secretary general of the Society for the Dissemination of Historical Fact, a nationalist pressure group.

In case you're unaware of Japanese war crimes during WW2

Why Angie chose Jack O'Connell

Can't embed the video but you can watch it here

- She needs someone who has strong spirit and soulful enough to love and respect Louie Zamperini to understand the growth of the man
- says she smiled throughout the whole meeting with Jack because there's something about how he carried himself.
- Jack was honored to be able to play the role, "something I'll take with me for the rest of my life."

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'Unbroken' stars at a special luncheon in New York

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Miyavi in Interview Magazine

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Miyavi addresses the torture controversy

Watch the video here

- says they learn about what Japan went through, but he didn't know about this story so he was hesitant to take the role at first. "It was really risky, and I was so scared." [note: Miyavi is also half-Korean, which many Japanese nationalists tend to look down upon. Japanese people of Korean descent also face racism as there are anti-Korean sentiment among the right-wing in the country]

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