November 14th, 2014

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ONTD Original™: Top 5 VH1 Reality Shows From the Golden Era of Reality TV

5. I Love Money

I Love Money silenced the critics, taking contestants from past series' and making them compete for the one thing they all truly loved: money. Whilst it wasn't quite as good as other spin-offs, I Love Money was the first time that stars from different franchises came together to compete. It was also refreshing to see the contestants openly strategize in order to win the cash prize. The breakout moment of the series came when Megan was tasked with eliminating one of her fellow competitors, only to inform them that her dog, Lily, would be making the decision on whom went home.
Iconic moment: Megan literally running from her confessional lmao
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source: iconic OP kirby_b, google images and youtube

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger Go Public

The guessing game is over and the romance is on for Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger.

The 21-year-old pop star was practically plastered to the handsome son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver during the USC Trojans game against the California Golden Bears on Thursday.

Miley and Patrick, who is also 21, provided entertaining distraction while making out in full view of spectators crowding the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.

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Mama June talks sex offender bf and doesn't let this pedophile thing get in the way of self-promo

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- June has not read the court documents regarding Anna's molestation.
- She refuses to read them when ET tries to give them to her.
- She claims to believe Anna but doesn't want to bring up the past.
- Hooked up with child molester once because Pumpkin thought he was her father and wanted closure
- Hooked up with him another time because she "felt sorry for him" since he has Leukemia.
- Says she doesn't love him and doesn't talk to him and won't see him again
- Pumpkin and Jessica have the same father and he was caught on To Catch a Predator
- June lost her virginity at 12
- Was dating men in their 20s and 30s when she got pregnant with Anna at 14
- Claims she was unaware of Anna being molested until 21/2  years ago

Meanwhile on social media -

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Sources: YouTube, June's Twitter and June's Instagram
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ONTD Original: ASTROLOGY POST! Do the stars know why ONTD hates Ariana?

Post after post, we rag on her: Is she a diva? Does she hate her fans? Will she ever change her hairstyle? Will she ever stop the Lolita schtick? Will we ever understand what she is singing? OR, can she rise above a rocky start and fulfill her prophecy in becoming the new generation’s Mariah?

Let’s start with the obvious; girl is a Cancer! And there is a reason that Cancer is the crab, and it’s not only because they’re crabby, but because they’re “hard on the outside, soft on the inside.” Cancer is the first water sign of the zodiac, so it’s where we first discover that we have emotions. It’s also a cardinal sign, meaning “self-starting” so when you put it together, it makes sense that Cancers are so moody because they’re “self-starting emotions” every time something happens to them! The problem here is that as a water sign, Cancer is also deeply sensitive and easily hurt, and as a result, they build up a very thick wall, or “shell” if you will, to protect themselves. When a Cancer is upset with you though, it’s pretty obvious. They’re not fans of confrontation at all, but when they’re hurt, they do like a crab and burrow into the sand to be left alone. I’m fairly sure a Cancer invented the silent treatment as well. Don’t get it twisted though, Cancers are deeply protective and loyal to those close to them and often have a huge blind spot in seeing the flaws their loved ones have. They’re much more likely (if not guaranteed) to protect and defend their family and friends than they are to stand up for themselves, and when they do, you better beware, because Cancer has a signature snapping claw that snaps shut with their special snark. Cancers are very special though, they are the “mothers” of the zodiac, who seek to nurture and take care of our emotional health. They have a loony sense of humor, love a good cry, are very sentimental and never forget a kindness, and as one of the two money signs (Taurus is the other), they find their emotional security is linked to their financial security. Nothing fucks with Cancer more than the thought of not having a house (they rule over the home), or being able to indulge when the craving calls!

Other Solar Cancers ONTD has a problem with: Tom Cruise, Selena Gomez, Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Scherzinger, Courtney Love, George W. Bush, Lizzie Borden, Jared Padalecki, OJ Simpson

Solar Cancers we love: Tom Hanks, Kristen Bell, Princess Diana, Jessica Simpson (or at least I hope so), Solange Knowles, Diane Kruger, Benedict Cumberbatch

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I'd like to dedicate this post to our hard working Ariana stans. Here's to the cause!
Jamie Dornan Shirtless, 50 Shades

Lorde, Charli XCX, HAIM, Jessie Ware & More For ‘V’ Magazine


The winter issue of V Magazine brought together some of the most interesting pop stars of the moment including Lorde, Charli XCX, HAIM, Jessie Ware, Banks, Lykke Li, Sza, & Tinashe. Check out the photos and some quotes from the magazine after the cut.

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Kylie Jenner Launches Hair Extension Line While Wearing Hideous Extensions.

Kylie Jenner's finally made it! The Jenner sister finally launched her brand new extensions line with her sisters, Kim and Khloe Kardashian, by her side.

Kylie's new beau Tyga even showed up to the event to support his teenaged girlfriend!

It's your time to shine Kylie!

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Will you be buying some Kylie Jenner extensions ONTD?

Some pasty white dudes up for the lead in movie based on Arabian Nights tale

No One Care (aka Liam) Hemsworth, Less Chinny (aka Dan) Stevens, and Emma Roberts' Boyfriend (aka Evan Peters) are up for the lead role in Fox's new take on the classic Arabian story "Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves."  Helmed by Shawn Levy, esteemed director of Cheaper by the Dozen, Jett Jackson: The Movie, and Google ad The Internship, the movie is described as "being in the vein of Guardians of the Galaxy and Pirates of the adventure movie with strong comedic undertones."

The three aforementioned white dudes are the frontrunners to play a character named Allen, who is presumably the whitewashed version of Ali Baba. In the original story, Ali Baba is a poor woodcutter (will likely be changed to poor loser with lots of student loans) who discovers the secret of a thieves' den (probably now a meth lab), entered with the phrase "Open Sesame" (nah, change it to Alohomora!). The thieves learn this, and try to kill Ali Baba. But Ali Baba's faithful slave-girl foils their plots (they'll obviously keep in the slave girls); Ali Baba gives his son to her in marriage and keeps the secret of the treasure.

The Wrap

Gomez + Morticia

Dave Grohl weighs in on Spotify debate

"Me personally? I don't fucking care," He told Digital Spy,  "That's just me, because I'm playing two nights at Wembley [in London] next summer. I want people to hear our music. I don't care if you pay $1 or fucking $20 for it; just listen to the fucking song. But I can understand how other people would object to that."

"You want people to fucking listen to your music? Give them your music and then go play a show. They like hearing your music? They'll go see a show. To me it's that simple, and I think it used to work that way." After reminiscing about his and his bandmates' pasts playing in "crappy punk rock bands" and how they got their music heard by playing concerts, he said, "Nowadays there's so much focus on technology that it doesn't really matter."

alex; whatever idek 2

Azealia Banks wants to punch "the ugly one" from Disclosure

Short recap: they were working on a song together. Azealia tweeted about it, dudes from Disclosure were like, 'what are you doing, it's not done yet.' They talked to the media about it and she got mad.

"I want to punch one of them in the face - the little one. The ugly one. I want to hit him so bad. I saw him at the airport in Australia and I came over to him and I was like, 'Hello? Like, what are we going to do with this song?'" Banks explained.

"And he was just being a d**khead. I started crying, I was so angry. I wanted to hit him. I cannot stand that little boy with all those pimples around his mouth. I love their music, though."


Elementary 3x04 "Bella" Promo

When a groundbreaking artificial intelligence software program is stolen, Sherlock agrees to take on the case, but enlists Joan's assistance in solving it when he becomes more interested in disproving the computer's abilities than finding the thief. Meanwhile, Joan confronts Sherlock about his motives after she learns he has been in direct contact with her boyfriend, Andrew, without her knowledge. Guest stars: Ophelia Lovibond, Raza Jaffrey.


Slashfilm reveals 'Thor: Ragnarok' details

    Surtur is probably going to be the villain
    • Loki will play a large role
    • Odin’s fate from The Dark World will be a major plot point
    • Could lead into Thor dying in Part I of Infinity War, as Hemswoth’s Marvel contract is almost up


What do you want to see in the next Thor movie, ONTD?
Tom-Puppy kiss

New(ish) Tom Hardy instagram pics.

No Tom doesn't have an instagram account (well he did for like a day and a half, but I digress), but many of his friends/co-stars do. Here are some pics from Lukas Haas (Actor/Leo's big eared bestie), Paul Anderson (Arthur Shelby from Peaky Blinders) and Jacob Tomuri (Tom's stunt double)'s accounts. They are currently in Canada (Calgary and Vancover) shooting The Revenant with Leonardo Dicaprio (not pictured).

Lukas Haas' instagram

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Hocus Pocus: I Put a Spell on You

The Hobbit: the Battle of Five Armies Soundtrack


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The Battle Of The Five Armies is Howard Shore’s final musical voyage to Middle-earth – concluding his work with director Peter Jackson on both The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit trilogies.

“It’s been such an incredible experience and I’m very pleased to be able to finally release this last Hobbit film score. The connection to nature is very important to me and I think that was also my connection to Tolkien’s work,”  Shore noted.

Shore’s music for The Lord of the Rings Trilogy stands as his most towering achievement to date, garnering three Academy Awards® for his music for those films, two for Best Original Score, and one for Best Original Song. His music for The Lord of the Rings Trilogy has been performed in concerts throughout the world. In 2003, Shore conducted the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra and Chorus in the world premiere of The Lord of the Rings Symphony in Wellington, New Zealand.  Since then, the Symphony and The Lord of the Rings – Live to Projection concerts have been performed over 340 times by the world’s most prestigious orchestras, and has been the subject of a book by Doug Adams, The Music of The Lord of the Rings Films: A Comprehensive Account of Howard Shore’s Scores.
Also included on the soundtrack is “The Last Goodbye,” performed by The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy star Billy Boyd, which he co-wrote with filmmakers Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens.

“Billy is not just a wonderful actor but also an extremely accomplished singer/songwriter—we are so glad he agreed once again to share his talent with us,” the filmmakers said jointly. “We cannot imagine a more perfect voice to carry us away from the shores of Middle-earth…one last time”

The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies Original Motion Picture Soundtrack on WaterTower Music will be available on December 9, 2014, and is currently available for pre-order at iTunes and Amazon.


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Breaking News: Hell will host World Cup 2026

Hell will host the 2026 football World Cup after a Fifa report found “no reason” to overturn the controversial underworld destination’s successful bid.

A 666-page report seen by The Telegraph concluded that Fifa had acted ethically in awarding its showpiece tournament, and suggested Lucifer be compensated with “a really nice wristwatch, one with diamonds and everything” for having been put through an “unnecessary and upsetting” grilling.

- FIFA dismissed criticism over soaring temperatures or the human rights of the damned. "I could spend eternity there", said a FIFA executive.
- There's already a circle in hell where you can listen to vuvuzelas non-stop.
- Who cares if Hell doesn't have a football culture or has never qualified for a WC? It's a new market. You can sell souls there and bring pitchforks to the stadium.
- J.Lo and Pitbull could reprise their Brazil'14 performance at the opening ceremony.
- Lucifer is described by FIFA as "an individual of the highest moral character and an example to the rest of the Football Family
- The president of the Infernal Football Federation and Supreme Ruler of Hell said that Sepp Blatter "
still has so much to teach me before I can make the step up from running Hell to being the Dark Lord of an organisation as demonic and demented as Fifa. He is a constant inspiration"
- Wembley could host the final in the event of hell freezing over.

Fun Facts:
Gays are accepted in Hell, but could go to jail in Russia and Qatar.
You can drink alcohol in Hell, but not in Qatar.

ONTD, would you go to Hell to watch the World Cup?

Full report @ The Telegraph (UK)

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Kitten: Play With Me

Eisenkowska Airport Walking Post! November 9th - 11th, 2014 (Re-submit)

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Thoughts: I was wondering what happened to them both! Mia is adorable and flawless as always, Jesse not so much. I adore them as a couple. I like how affectionate they are. I really like Mia's outfit in the first set of pics - it's a bit wacky, but it works! Not sure if she changed mid-flight or if they had a layover somewhere. And for some reason I thought the man in the hat was her father... As for Jesse, despite the hat, it's kind of obvious that his head has been shaved for BvS (which is why I tagged this post with spoilers). So, while that's good (and spoiler-y?) for the storyline, it's not that great for his overall physical appearance, lol =/ He also needs to buy pants that fit! :P

Everybody's favourite Austrian joins James Bond 24 cast (plus shoots his ear off)


Glorious bastard Christoph Waltz will apparently join the cast of James Bond 24 as an "extremely cunning" character.

"It’s not immediately evident whether the part’s friend, or foe, or a bit of both," claims a Daily Fail hack, who calls Waltz's character a "nemesis of sorts."
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It actually might NOT have been 4chan

So, the New England Patriots were the first NFL team to reach 1 million twitter followers....
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Source: Official Twitter account of the New England Patriots

I found the details of how this happened, and added it.

The gist of it is that they installed a bot to issue personalized tweet + jersey photo to any account that retweeted their thank you message.

So fucking stupid, if you're going to pull a gimmick like that, hire an intern/find a hardcore fan who'll volunteer their time to monitor shit. This is the Internet.
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MTV's SCREAM mask will look more "organic"

In post made a few months ago, the new MTV series won’t use FunWorld RJ Torbert’s Ghostface design that was utilized in the four Scream movies, something new and fresh has been created for the television series.

The new mask will be inspired by the Edvard Munch painting, the show’s mask will have a more “organic feel.” What they mean by this is that it’ll be made of flesh.
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Robbie Rogers gets multi-year contact extension with Los Angeles Galaxy


- LA Galaxy has announced that Robbie has been signed to a multi-year extension.

- Rogers tweeted: 'Thrilled to have re-signed with @LAGalaxy. Thank you for your support, patience, and belief in my abilities. We're not done yet.'

- Robbie has so far made 30 appearances on the team.

- He just published his autobiography, while ABC has commissioned Men in Shorts, a TV series based on his life.

- And let's not forget that he is


Taylor Swift Is Now a ’360 Immersive’ App


The Queen of pumpkin spice and cats has really outdone herself. To inflate the "1989" hype further, Swift has teamed up with American Express to deliver a technological experience called the "American Express Unstaged Taylor Swift Blank Space Experience." Based on the Blank Space video, the fans get in on the action (and more). According to the Regina George of Pop, the app “is really fun because we have hidden items in the rooms for fans to find, look at and test their ability to find other items.”


The app includes the Blank Space music video, dates for the upcoming tour, behind-the-scenes footage, and a bunch of other goodies I'm sure her legion will enjoy. Developed by RadicalMedia, the app is free in the iTunes App store. Step into the world of Blank Space, if you so dare.

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she's definitely a savvy one...
  • kairoso

CBS cancels The Millers

CBS canceled the sophomore comedy The Milllers today. Will Arnett, Sean Hayes, Margo Martindale, and Beau Bridges starred. Ratings were 1.5 (18-49 demo)/6.5 million for total (which are about the same ratings that new comedy The McCarthys get).

The last episode will air Nov. 17.

CBS's upcoming shows include Matthew Perry's The Odd Couple, Battle Creek, and CSI: Cyber.

source: thr - rewritten by me
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  • kairoso

Adam Brody does NOT miss the O.C., has new TV show
Adam Brody left The O.C. seven years ago, but he does not miss the show and Seth Cohen.

"It was a wonderful time, but I'm significantly older [...] "I mean, maybe it's the equivalent of, like, 'Do you miss being back in college?' -- which I never went to, but...there are fun things about it. But that character? No. That was a character from 2004, and it's very much of that time...My interests don't lie there at all anymore."

"It's funny, because I do so many things, and they mean something to me, and maybe they mean something to a few people. And this is like a story that I was a part of that I sort of share with a certain generation, and in that way, it's an honor. It's something I'm proud of."

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source: eonline, us
aww cute that he said "sally fields will always be gidget" i love gidget lol.
Do you miss The O.C.? Which shows do you miss?

semi interesting article in (kind of) defense of lena dunham & her book

-"The bottom line is that hating Lena Dunham because you think she's a shitty person and hating Lena Dunham because she's a woman are two very different things"

I just thought it was interesting, and probably the best summary of the whole scandal that also manages to explain why Lena is so shitty without being petty or sexist.

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Michiko to Hatchin | Orly

Lorde Clarifies Comment About Kim Kardashian’s Butt

omg haha ok so. time to explain this. i retweeted kim’s amazing cover and wrote ‘MOM’, which among the youthz is a compliment; it basically jokingly means “adopt me/be my second mom/i think of you as a mother figure you are so epic” (obviously i love my own mama and she is the best tho) but straight after that i think someone else called out the cover saying kim has no right to look that sexy as she is a mother which is TOTAL trash - why should that stop her? if anything i think she gets even more beautiful and sexy all the time like a fineass wine, and of course has every right to showcase that - but i think our two comments got lumped in and also maybe reporters don’t understand my breed of humour/worship. i am the biggest fan of jean-paul goude and of grace jones, as you know, and there’s no way i could support one and not the other you know? it wouldn’t make any sense to worship rih in her swarovski crystal gown at the CFDAs, or grace naked on the cover of island life (as shot by goude!), and not kim. to summarize - kim’s cover was pure heaven. so so beautiful. i’m proud to say it’ll be on my wall.

ps. i messaged our mutual friend straight away and made sure kim understood, and she does and all is well.

so i hope that’s cleared up. next time i’ll go for a good old fashioned “SLAY” instead.

her tumblr <3!