November 13th, 2014

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Tinashe announces tour



Dec. 5 – Los Angeles, CA – The Forum (Cali Christmas)
Dec. 11 – Rochester, NY – Blue Cross Arena (Jingle Jam)
Dec. 12 – Pontiac, MI – The Crofoot Ballroom
Dec. 13 – Toronto, ON – Tattoo Queen West
Dec. 15 – New York, NY – Highline Ballroom
Dec. 16 – Boston, MA – Brighton Music Hall
Dec. 17 – Washington, DC – Howard Theatre
Dec. 18 – Baltimore, MD
Dec. 19 – Orlando, FL

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katy perry's boyfriend starts kickstarter to "get taylor swift a booty"











 the kickstarter is here and somehow it has $45 donated to it

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Kim Kardashian’s BFF Jonathan Cheban Responds To Naya Rivera



I (WE) DON'T F*CK WITH YOU... NAYA!

"Naya has always been a step BEHIND... And this time she has seriously fallen BEHIND like Daylight Savings Time! After a year-long tour of impersonating Kim, she decided to come out of her shell and make a real statement about Kim's Paper cover (which has to be one of the hottest, if not the hottest cover all year). As expected, she's getting some press and when all else fails, use Kim.


I'm personally disgusted that after badgering Kim all year and trying to hang out and do business together, she goes and tries to make a statement like this. Yes, Kim is a mother, BUT WHO CARES... have you ever heard of a MILF?! The world wants to see her all day like 1010 Wins. Paper is one of the artsiest magazines and has a legendary reputation for being creative and edgy. Who the f*ck is Naya to throw in her meaningless comments??

We all know you want to be Kim, but you don't got it boo, and the only cover you will be gracing is the Single White Female 2 straight to DVD box set. Here are some of your legendary impersonations!"
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Agency of tryhard Kpop rapper 'apologizes' for usage of f****t in song



previous ONTD post about the video

Seven Seasons, the agency of Kpop group Block B issues a bullshit statement regarding the group leader, Zico's word choice in his new song, Tough Cookie. In the song, he raps, "Because you′re lacking in skills, all rappers these days have snapbacks. Fetish, You′re such a f****t b***h."

- The use of the word f****t has been raising much controversy, regarding its meaning. The f****t does have the definition of being a bundle of sticks or a ball of chopped meat, but the word also carries a very offensive and insulting meaning towards homosexuals.

- "The word f****t was not used to with the intent to belittle homosexuals. The lyrics were just used for musicality purposes and for a musical narrative. If we had known exactly that this word carried an offensive meaning towards homosexuals, we would have strictly censored it."

-"Just as Zico himself freely does music, he does not have any prejudice or negative intentions against anything regarding homosexuality and respects sexual minorities," stated the agency. "We want to once again state that we had no intention of using the word f****t to insult homosexuals. We send our deepest apologies to everyone who felt offended by this."

(unsurprisingly, they didn't mention the jacket with Confederate flag that he wore in the MV)

Zico's previous offences includes repeated usage of n-word in songs; outing and making fun of his fellow group member who had a crush on him on screen; and basically, being born.

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Fergie on Iggy, peeing on stage, confirms album release date!



-Says she got a lot of flack for being a white girl singing hip-hop/rapping as a part of the Black Eyed Peas (like Iggy). She doesn't consider herself an MC tho
-Talks about her earlier years, using drugs and even fighting a bit (damn Fergie Ferg).
-Discusses Iggy's vocal blackface and says that for herself every song is a character and she's used to doing different voices ever since she was doing voice-overs as a kid.
-She was jumping up and down the stage and accidentally pissed herself, considers it the most unattractive moment of her life.
-Does roleplay with her hubbie in the bedroom.
-Sings live in the studio and sounds amazing (twice!)
-Confirms collab with Nicki Minaj, album is coming out beginning of 2015!


Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BW0RcIGGQ
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Shop China Glaze’s Fifty Shades of Grey-Inspired Nail Polish Collection



We’ve seen some sexy manicures before, but thanks to China Glaze’s new collection, our nails are about to get a little naughty! Inspired by the steamy novel (which is getting a film counterpart come February 2015), the cult nail brand is rolling out an 18-piece lacquer range paying homage to Fifty Shades of Grey.

REST OF THE ARTICLE @ INSTYLE

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Let them eat William and Kate's royal wedding cake!


A three-year-old slice of Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding fruitcake is going up for auction in California. The cake will be wrapped in white paper and presented in a decorative box, along with a blank invitation to the wedding written on Queen Elizabeth II stationery. This royal dessert is expected to go for $1,000 to $2,000. Also up for bids is a collection of Princess Diana's iconic gowns.
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#Rokerthon: Al Roker Attempts To Set A New World Record

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Al Roker is attempting to break the Guinness World Record for longest live weather report. Even though the official world record is 24 hours, Al is trying to set a 34 hour record.

To show your support, Roker asks people to pledge to his charity campaign - Crowdwise, which supports the armed forces and the USO.



Source: Twitter
Watch the livestream @ Today
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The best podcast in the world is back! Serial - episode 8: The Deal with Jay





On January 13, 1999, a girl named Hae Min Lee, a senior at Woodlawn High School in Baltimore County, Maryland, disappeared. A month later, her body turned up in a city park. She'd been strangled. Her 17-year-old ex-boyfriend, Adnan Syed, was arrested for the crime, and within a year, he was convicted and sentenced to spend the rest of his life in prison. The case against him was largely based on the story of one witness, Adnan’s friend Jay, who testified that he helped Adnan bury Hae's body. But Adnan has always maintained he had nothing to do with Hae’s death. Some people believe he’s telling the truth. Many others don’t.

Listen to episode 1

Episode 8: The Deal with Jay

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Me (and the internet) waiting for Serial

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JOY TO THE WORLD: JLaw's upcoming movie and its troubled pre-production #oop



The Hollywood Reporter has done some Hollywood reporting on the latest going ons of Jennifer Lawrence's new collaboration with David O. Russell, Joy as well as some of her other upcoming movies.

Here's some cliffnotes y'all:

- Deal almost fell apart because JLaw wanted a bigger portion of the backend than Fox 2000 was willing to pay - they are still in negotations but a deal is expected to close soon. Get money JLaw! Don't let these greedy studio fucks steal yo cash!!! #feminist
- Leonardo DiCaprio was in talks to star as the male lead. David O. Russell beefed up the part for him but it looks like that fell through?
- DOR also beefed up the part of a QVC executive for Bradley Cooper
- Filming was meant to start January but has been pushed to February due to the salary negotations
- When other studios heard about the rocky negotiations they all pounced, but she's remaining loyal to Joy
- X-Men Apocalpyse: starts production in April and will be cashing in on JLaw and Fassy's star power by centring it around Mystique and Magneto's relationship
- Cameo in Dumb and Dumber 2 is now on the cutting room floor - supposedly at her request

Read all bout it here
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Was Kim K The Butt Of A Racist Joke For Paper Magazine Spread?

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Yesterday, the internet was abuzz over Kim's Paper Magazine spread. The response was mixed. Some shamed her saying "But she's a mother" while others were more positive. However, those thinking this is innovative or groundbreaking should be educated that these were just recreations and recycled art. The source had some interesting thoughts about the photos and felt that the imagery is steeped in centuries of racism, oppression and misogyny.

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Thanks Mods! Paraphrased the best I could but the Full Article At Source
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Eminem vs Britney + Spears' family gives new BF stamp of approval

Lana wasn't the only female targeted by the legendary rapper on his Shady CXVPHER freestyle. In it he makes a lovely reference to Britney Spears and scat play. He raps:

"When I start shifting gears and shit besmears all over Britney Spears
And these little Disney queers
Who use chicks for beards"

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Vivienne Westwood says if you're too poor to buy organic food you should just "Eat less!"



Yesterday at an anti-GMO rally, fashion designer Vivienne Westwood suggested that the solution for people who cannot afford to buy organic food is simply to "eat less."

She said, "You've got all these processed foods, which is the main reason that people are getting fat. They're not actually good for you - they don't give you strength, they give you weight. I eat vegetables and fruit. I don't eat meat; I believe meat is bad for me… But if there was a movement to produce more organic food and less of the horrible food, then organic food would obviously be a good-value price, wouldn't it? We need to change to a green economy and a green world and that is easy to do. The alternative is hell."

After a reporter from BBC Radio pointed out to Vivienne that not everyone can afford these types of food, she responded by saying, "Eat less!"

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Where do you stand on the GMO issue?
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New Battle of the Five Armies tv spots

New Footage omg
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The Hobbit Trilogy Coming to IMAX
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Warner Bros will be hosting marathon screenings of the trilogy to ring in the new film.  The screenings are set in select theaters on Dec 15 and tickets are on sale Friday, Nov 14.

An Unexpected Journey will begin at 1pm

Desolation of Smaug at 4 pm

Battle of the Five Armies at 7pm


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tswift covers TIME and is still outselling everyone



talks about spotify, embracing being a role model, feminism, how poorly women are treated in the music industry, her love for knicks and her plans for the tour (iggy's gonna be a surprise guest 🌚)



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[OUAT] Emma & Hook kiss

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In Arendelle when the Snow Queen tries to pit Elsa and Anna against each other and it proves more difficult than she anticipates, she takes drastic measures. Meanwhile, in Storybrooke Emma’s powers are out of control and her fear of hurting loved ones pushes her away from everyone she cares about. In her confusion Emma turns to Gold for help getting her powers under control. Gold tells her about a way to get rid of her powers altogether and Hook tries to put a stop to it. Robin Hood recruits Will Scarlet to assist him on a mission and Mary Margaret and David search for Emma.

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Demi Lovato responds to comment that Meghan Trainor made two months ago


You may or may not remember back in September when "All About That Bass" singer Meghan Trainor mentioned in an interview that she once "tried to go anorexic for three hours" before realizing that she "wasn't strong enough to have an eating disorder".

Well apparently Demi Lovato just caught wind of this interview and took to her Twitter to respond. While she doesn't name Trainor directly several sources are reporting that this is in response to those quotes.






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Tara Reid Talks Paris

Appearing on the Kylie and Jackie O show, Tara Reid was asked about pulchritudinous icon of success and self fulfilment Paris Hilton after famously being associated with her throughout the early 2000s. Tara explained that she "hasn't seen Paris in years."

"I don't even know the situation with Paris," Tara told hosts Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O. "So you don't catch up with her at all?" Jackie asked, to which Tara said flatly, "No."


Paris and Tara's close friendship soured, seeing Tara snubbed by Paris as she arrived at US nightclub Hyde in 2005 having moved on to a new bestie - Kim Kardashian. Jackie touched on the drama, saying, "back in those days, those Lindsay-Paris days, was it like Mean Girls? I feel like it was."

Tara replied, "You know I'm older than those girls. I'm probably ten years older than them. So they might have been mean with each other, but...I'm kind of the godmother of those girls."

full article @ source.
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Prepare for the Second Coming: Chelsea Peretti's Netflix Special Drops @ Midnight!

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Chelsea Peretti's much anticpated Netflix special, apporpriately titled ONE OF THE GREATS, drops in your Netflix account at midnight tonight! (Or tomorrow morning... whichever perspective you choose).

She did a Q&A with a local Northern California paper (San Jose Mercury News) & here are some golden nuggets:

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I would also like to take a moment to speak directly to the other websites (*cough*Buzzfeed*cought*Entertainment Weekly*cough*) that picked up on my Chelsea Peretti book signing ONTD original post from the other day: YOU'RE WELCOME. But seriously... the internet is vast & wonderous place, where we share ideas & discuss important events.


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How Did The Lifetime Parents of Lifetime Aaliyah React To Her Marriage To Lifetime Piss.Kelly?


According to Lifetime's biopic, Aaliyah: The Princess Of R&B, Aaliyah's parents, played by reacted angrily to her surprise marriage to R. Kelly in a 0:44 second clip... During the time of Aaliyah's short marriage to R. Kelly, she was 15 and he was 27.



Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B premieres Saturday night, Nov 15 at 8/7c PM, on Lifetime.



Err... I knew we were upset that Zendaya was taking the role, but I guess we should have been more vocal about Wendy Williams' involvement. Her favorite Aaliyah song is the cover of the Isley Brother's song, "At Your Best (You Are Loved"... or according to Wendy, the title is "Let Me Know." CLICK to watch Wendy interview herself (why would you want to?) and for other Lifetime promos of Aaliyah: The Prince of R&B

Check out what Wendy Williams has to say about the Made-for-TV Movie at the Source: MadameNoire
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Jessica Ennis-Hill makes Sheffield United threat

















Ched Evans has been released after serving a prison sentence after being found guilty of raping a 19 year old girl in 2012. Sheffield United have allowed him to train with them following his release last month. United manager Nigel Clough said they were not near making a decision about resigning him.

Sponsors have also threatened to quit after news of his training with the team.


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FIFA clears Russia/Qatar from corruption claims, hides official report, The Pope sh*t in the woods


- FIFA asked Michael Garcia (an American lawyer) to investigate the accusations of corruption in both bids (Russia 2018 / Qatar 2022)
- The Russians banned him from entering the country and "hired computers that were subsequently destroyed, denying the inquiry access to email accounts", so there wasn't too much information available.
- None of the FIFA executives* had the obligation to speak to him, so only a few did.
Mohammed bin Hammam (AFC president) and Jack Warner (Trinidad & Tobago), BOTH suspended by FIFA's Ethics Committee, didn't speak with Michael.
- England FA was the more cooperative association (they were the ones asking for an investigation, they lost the 2018 bid getting only 2 votes).
- After two years, Michael Garcia came out with a +400 pages report... but FIFA cut it down to 42 pages. According to Garcia, the new report "
contains numerous materially incomplete and erroneous representations"
- The only football association found guilty of corruption: England!. For "sponsoring a gala", letting Trinidad & Tobago U-20 squad train in the UK and helping somebody ("a person of interest") to find a part-time job.
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English Football Association chairman Greg Dyke called the whole thing "a joke" and he's asking for the full report to be published.

*Each WC host is chosen by the 25 members of FIFA Executive Committee

Quelle surprise! #JustFIFAthings



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Cake Boss Arrested on DWI Charges



Well, it's a bad time to be a TLC personality. Buddy Valastro, renowned creator of cakes that are 90% rice krispie treats, wooden dowels, and fondant -- which, let's all agree, is less palatable than play-doh and far inferior to buttercream -- was pulled over for swerving his dumb yellow corvette all over the road. After failing the breathalyzer test, he allegedly said, "You can't arrest me. I'm the cake boss." Unfortunately for Buddy, being the cake boss does not provide diplomatic immunity.

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Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt enjoy group dinner date



Diners at West Hollywood restaurant Madeo were in for an A list treat on Wednesday night as a table full of stars joined them for dinner at the exclusive Italian restaurant.

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, and Matt Damon and wife Luciana all hit the celebrity favourite for a friendly dinner date together.

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Matt Damon jokes about peeing alongside Ben Affleck: "We cross swords"


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Sources: Daily Mail, Popsugar, Newscom, Gifs
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ONTD Original: Best songs from Female MCs of the 90s

Long before Nicki, M.I.A, Azealia and Iggy (lol) came along, some of if not the best female rappers came out in the 1990s. Here is a list (not in any particular order) of some of their best songs below:
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Source: 1a, 1b, 2a, 2b, 3a, 3b, 3c, 4a, 4b, 5a, 5b, 6a, 6b, 7a, 7b, 8a, 9a, 10a, and 11a.

ONTD, what is your favorite female rap song and/or favorite female rapper from the 1990s? Who is your favorite female rapper?