November 12th, 2014

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Failed Smashmouth Impersonator Guy Fieri Closes Restaurant Without Giving Employees Proper Notice

Following in the steps of the Racist Butter Queen, Guy Fieri closed the Sacramento branch of his Johnny Garlic chain - only notifying employees of their termination on what would be their final shift. Adding insult to injury - a new branch is opening in Bakersfield and FlameShirt McScrooge apparently didn't offer to help them find new work.

Source has employee commentary including a person who was hired three days prior to the closing.

Why do the worst people have the most shows on this network?  
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Kylie looking like the average ONTDer ~ minus the student loans

Kylie Jenner‘s face looks different in the public light while briefly showing her makeup filled face at CVS in Calabasas, California on November 11, 2014. Kylie’s rumored rapper boyfriend Tyga was arrested recently during a music video shoot in Los Angeles. + Tyga was charged with reckless driving but his bodyguard was arrested for possession of a gun not registered in California.

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Motion City Soundtrack Announce "Commit This To Memory" Anniversary Tour


Motion City Soundtrack have announced an anniversary tour for their flawless album Commit This To Memory, which will be 10 years old next year. The tour, starting early 2015, will have multiple supporting artists, including William Beckett (formerly of The Academy Is...), The Early November, and Hellogoodbye. Tickets go on sale Friday @ 10am, with presales occurring today and tomorrow @ 10am.

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Tour Dates Source, explanatory blurb by me.

YAAAAAAAAAS Commit This to Memory is one of my all-time favorite albums. I'm going to the Fillmore Silver Spring show for sure.

What's your favorite album from 2005, ONTD?

and in Trilogy news: War of the Planet of the Apes.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes was a big hit this summer, loved by both movies critics and goers, on yeah and that grossing $700 million worldwide. Fox dated the follow up months before the release of 'Dawn' setting its date for July 29,2016. Matt Reeves will be back to direct and, of course, the Oscar worthy Andy Serkis will return as Caesar.

While promoting the Blu-ray release of the recent film, Reeves and Serkis both dropped a few teases about the third film. Reeves described Caesar on a trajectory towards Moses-like reverence and Serkis said there’s war. Read more about the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes sequel.

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes hits Blu-ray December 2. The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes sequel hits theaters July 29, 2016.

Spice Girls Say You'll Be There

Ginger Spice is Engaged!

Geri, who is mom to 8-year-old daughter Bluebell with ex Sachi Gervasi, began dating Christian, 40, in March. He is dad to a 1-year-old little girl, Olivia.

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Bette Midler Is Ready For 'Hocus Pocus 2

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Bette Midler recently did a Reddit AMA and she's ready to make a sequel to the cult classic. And so are Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy!

Midler was asked several times throughout the Q&A session whether she'd do a sequel. "You have to go to send in your cards to the Walt Disney company," she said. "The ball's in their court."

But Midler, who also revealed she kept Winifred's teeth as her souvenir from the set, ended the AMA with a clear directive for everyone who wants to see "Hocus Pocus" cast a spell again: "Inundate the Disney company, because I have canvassed the girls and they are wiling to do it, but we have no say in it, so if you want a HOCUS POCUS 2, ask the Walt Disney company. You have been SO adorable. This has been most enlightening. SISTAHS!"


I say we start sending Clark Bars to Disney! This NEEDS to happen!
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Peter Pan Covers Allure Magazine

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Peter Pan (aka Allison Williams) lands his first major magazine cover. The 26 six year old Peter Pan Live! and Girls star shared some details with us. Many noticed a significant weight loss in the star from the first season of his hit HBO tv show to the second season, but he claims it was just because he had been in college for four years and was still carrying the weight. By the second season he was down to his natural weight. The most offensive thing anyone ever said to the star was when he was in high school and cut his hair into his signature pixie cut, another boy said "you've lost your aura." Before the ubiquity of extensions he was forced to live with the short hair until it grew out.

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Queen Bey Re-Release: The New Songs & Remixes Will Be Sold As A Standalone EP For $8.99


Feeling broke and don't want to buy the songs you already have purchased or stolen? Fear not for the Queen knows you are broke and will be selling the new EP for $8.99 digitally. Go ahead and dig for those coins in the cushions now since it will be released on November 24th.

Full track list for the EP below:

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The Not-Korean trailer for that new Chris Evans RomCom

The American release for this movie will be titled "Playing It Cool", and the American trailer presents Chris Evan's character as a movie screenwriter being asked to write a romantic comedy, but the only problem is he doesn't believe he in love. That is, until he meets Michelle Monaghan who happens to be engaged. They become friends, and it seems like the classic tale of, "Pshhh, what do you mean I'm in love?" to "Oh shit, I'm in love."

The full cast includes Chris Evans, Michelle Monaghan, Aubrey Plaza, Anthony Mackie, Topher Grace, Luke Wilson, Philip Baker Hall, Giovanni Ribisi and Martin Star (LOL, parallel Marvel universe?)

It's interesting to see how different this trailer is from the Korean one lol. It doesn't look that great, but I do love that it's set in San Francisco. Also, I see it trying to be "meta" with the character trying to write a romcom, but it doesn't look very clever. Thoughts, ontd? (source link included mods!)

Source: YouTube, commentary by me

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Niecy Nash: "A BJ a day keeps the divorce attorney away"

Niecy Nash is the author of the relationship book It's Hard To Fight Naked, and the star of TVLand's "Soul Man", and ALSO the star of HBO's "Getting On," gets down and offers relationship advice with Playboy

"What I say in the book is, "A BJ a day keeps the divorce attorney away" and I say that because I feel like men are profoundly simplistic, which is the reason I wanted to call my book what I used as the title of chapter three, which is, "Stomach Full, Penis Empty: A Woman's Guide to a Happy Marriage." Keeping him fed and drained, you have no problem. We are really more complicated than they are and I think that women are more generous with oral sex because we nurture by nature. We want to be pleasing by nature, that's in our DNA, so I think that a lot of the behavior we're looking for sexually, you might have to educate your partner. Sometimes, men just assume they're going to get it and you need to be like, 'Give me mine. Ladies first.'"

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Read more at source: PLAYBOY

Dearest adults of ONTD, I have to know, do you spit or do you swallow?

Malificent & Oculus star Brenton Thwaites goes both ways

The video won't embed so here's the link to an interview in which Thwaites is asked "What do you look for in a partner?" and he responds "Male or female? They're so different." (6:44) Then it looks like there's a cut and he says something dumb about peanut butter. But anyway, always amazing to have bisexual male representation, especially dis cutie

eta a photo of him not looking quite as young

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Ally and ONTD's person of the month Nick Jonas on shaving body hair


"It’s funny, I never even really thought about it; that that would be an issue. I think that I’ve never even tried to like wax or shave my chest hair or anywhere else. I just think, ‘I’m a man, I don’t really need to! That’s the beautiful part about being a man! It’s a whole lot of trouble to do all that! But actually when we were doing some of the Kingdom shoots in our fight-wear – which is just shorts and that’s it – one of my friends on set who’s this awesome lesbian chick was like, ‘You know what I really dig? I really dig that you don’t shave or wax – keep that up!"


The King of Gays' new album is out now! Have you bought it ONTD?

FKA Twix Embarrasses Herself at The Mugler Ball

The Mugler Ball is a legendary ball in which the upper echelon of the ballroom scene come out after practicing all year, prepping gowns on tight budgets and honing their craft to walk and vogu amongst the creme de la creme of the ballroom scene.

The stars came out for the event such as Instagram Model Rihanna, who stayed in her lane, AKA Netflix however did not.
For some reason she thought it'd be a good idea to show her ass and under the safe circle-jerk of the Vice or Pitchfork crowd or whoever the kids are performing for these days she would've been fine showing her best Tae-Bo moves, but this isn't that.

Watch the video under the cut

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When was a time when you should've stayed in your lane but didn't?


Should We Care About Harry Styles Sexuality?

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Harry Styles recently mentioned in an interview that gender was "not that important" and it sent the fans and tumblr into a frenzy. Is he gay? Is he bisexual? Is this important? Vlogger and Television Presenter (not sure what that means) James Hill posted a recent video with the title "Why do we care if Harry Styles is gay?" that got some attention over at Buzzfeed. Video is below.

Here are quotes by Hill from Buzzfeed:

Some of the responses have been “yeah but if Harry Styles did come out he would be a really strong role model for the community” which I totally, totally agree with. My point is more the media handles it isn’t really helpful.”

It’s not my intention with the video to undermine anyone’s experience or to devalue how hard it is to come out, that’s not the point I’m trying to make. It’s kind of society as a whole that needs to give less of a shit, so that people aren’t scared. There’s still so much fear about coming out and being feared and being gossiped about.

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Yeah the source is Buzzfeed but whatever, thought it was interesting. With the recent comments by Louis, thought this was interesting. Should we care about celebs sexuality?


Hipster Romantic Drama about love in parallel universes

Description from YouTube:

Justin Long and Emmy Rossum are star-crossed lovers whose relationship blooms and unravels over the course of six years in this mysterious, dazzlingly original romance. When a chance encounter brings together the cynical Dell (Long) and the quick-witted Kimberly (Rossum), the stage is set for a tempestuous love affair that unfolds like a puzzle. As the film zigzags back and forth in time—from a meteor shower in LA, to an encounter in a Paris hotel room, to a fateful phone call—an unforgettable portrait of a relationship emerges. Sumptuously shot and boasting incredible chemistry between the leads, Comet is a one-of-a-kind cosmic love story.

Opens in theatres and VOD on Dec 5th. It premiered at the Los Angeles Film Festival back in June.

Source: YouTube

Ngl I wanna watch it.

Song List for Peter Pan Live! Revealed


The song list for NBC's Peter Pan Live! has been revealed via an online classroom guide for the show. The show is listed as being "ten acts," which are likely divided by commercial breaks. The song list differs from the song list for the current licensed version of the show. There are several new songs listed: Not On your Nellie, Let's Have An Adventure, A Dueling Duet, When I Went Home, Gotta Fight, and a few additional reprises; there are a few omissions, including the "Indian Dance." The song "Ugh-a-Wug" also appears to have been retitled "Blood Brothers." These omissions may be to reflect the fact that the show's cast list describes Tiger Lily and company as Neverland's "islanders" rather than a Native American tribe.
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[source: song list, other text is my own]


Are you ready for a tarantella, ONTD?
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FIFA announces the finalists for Puskas Award (aka Goal of The Year)

FIFA announced today the 10 goals nominated for Puskas Award (Goal of the Year). The final 3 will be revealed on December 1st, and the winner will be announced at the FIFA Awards on January 12th, along with the Ballon D'Or.

Tim Cahill (Australia) - Australia v Netherlands, World Cup 2014
Diego Costa (Spain) - Atletico de Madrid v Getafe, La Liga
Marco Fabian (Mexico) - Cruz Azul v Puebla, Mexico Clausura
Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Sweden) - Paris Saint-Germain v SC Bastia, French Ligue 1
Pajtim Kasami (Switzerland) - Crystal Palace v Fulham, English Premier League
Steph Roche (Republic of Ireland) - Peamount United v Wexford Youths, Bus Eireann National League
James Rodriguez (Colombia) - Colombia v Uruguay, World Cup 2014
Camilo Sanvezzo (Brazil) - Vancouver Whitecaps v Portland Timbers, MLS
Hisato Sato (Japan) - Sanfrecce Hiroshima v Kawasaki Frontale, Japanese J League
Robin van Persie (Netherlands) - Netherlands v Spain, World Cup 2014

Don't forget to vote for James @ Source
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MTV's "Rebel Music" Will Feature Native Americans & Will Premiere On Facebook

Season 2 features artists and activists from Iran, Myanmar, Venezuela, Native America, Turkey and Senegal.

The second season opener titled, Rebel Music: Native America follows Frank Waln, Inez Jasper, Nataanii Means and Mike Clifford, Native American musicians turned activists who have made it their mission to shed light on issues plaguing indigenous people.

Subsequent episodes of Rebel Music will feature stories from Myanmar, Senegal, Turkey and Venezuela. Native American filmmaker Billy Luther co-directed the episode alongside executive producers and developers for the entire season Nusrat Durrani, David Sable and Fairey.

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Actor shares details of filming sex scene with Jack Falahee for How to Get Away With Murder


Michael Adam Hamilton appeared on last week's episode of ''How To Get Away With Murder'' in which he played a young gay lawyer named Julian who hooks up with the show's resident cockslut Connor Walsh (Jack Falahee) in a courthouse bathroom stall.

It turns out the two had hooked up before after meeting on Humpr but Julian did not remember the details about their sexual encounter right away.

'I give him flack for that but it turns out we're both a little bit whorey,' Hamilton tells Gay Star News. 'Later we try and recreate the situation to try and remember. He wants to remind me because he's so offended.'

Hamilton says of sharing scenes with Falahee: 'My favorite thing about working with him in this role is I have no idea if he's gay or straight in real life and I don't care. He did a great job - it was two actors doing a story and both committing to it. If you commit to it and not take yourself too seriously, we are doing the most simple thing in the world - it's fun.'

Hamilton is straight in real life and is married with three children - but has played several gay characters, including the lead in the film ''The 10 Year Plan'' earlier this year.

Jack Falahee who plays gay lawyer Connor Walsh on the show said in an interview last week that all of the steamy sex scenes involving Connor have been 'plot driven.'

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Jai Courtney to play Deadshot in Suicide Squad?

Jai Courtney is in talks to play a Suicide Squad role, which people think is Deadshot.

Tom Hardy, Jared Leto, and Margot Robbie are in final negotiations for their role in Suicide Squad, while Will Smith's negotiations for an unknown role is less certain.

Suicide Squad will be released in summer 2016. Jesse Eisenburg's Lex Luthor may also join the film. Deadshot is one of Batman's villains and has strong ties to Catwoman.

Jai Courtney will be seen in Terminator: Genisys next.

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Kirk Cameron Warmly Invites You to Get the Fuck Back in the Kitchen Where You Belong.


Child actor turned angry, closeted homosexual (ALLEGEDLY!) Kirk Cameron would like women to get their asses back into the kitchen where they belong. Cameron believes that working will not only have a traumatic effect on the womenfolk themselves, but on their offspring as well. While the lamestream media may ignore the facts, incidents of depression, drug abuse, and wearing skirts above the knee is 10,000x more likely among working mothers than real Christians*.

"If you are a mom, if you are a wife, if you're the keeper of your home, I want you to know that your joy is so important this Christmas," Cameron preaches. "Because Christmas is about joy (and the Baby Jesus breaking Mary's hymen so a fat man with a beard would buy me a new watch) and if the joy of the Lord is your strength, remember, the joy of the mom is her children's strength, so don't let anything steal your joy." ie, keep an eye out for white vans with blacked out windows. And Jews.

"If you let your joy get stolen, take Prozac it will sap your strength," he continued. "Let your children, your family, see your joy in the way that you decorate your home this Christmas, in the food that you cook (Kwanzaa cake), the songs you sing (Anaconda), the stories you tell (about that time you got double pennied by those two Jamaican guys at Burning Man), and the traditions that you keep (getting double pennied by two Jamaican guys at Burning Man). Invite your whole neighborhood into your vagina Christmas, and invite the world into our story of our king and his kingdom aka your asshole." After all, God can't see it if it's in the butt. Unless you're gay. Then you are going to burn in hell. :)

*This fact is entirely made up.


I don't know about you gals, but I am so excited to give up my career, and live only to service a man and our children. It sounds SO fulfilling, and not at all soul-crushingly awful! God bless you, Mike Seaver. #SuckItGloriaSteinem
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Aaron Sorkin to write screenplay about Hollywood's high stakes poker games

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon at a charity poker game in Las Vegas in 2007

Aaron Sorkin says he will adapt the memoirs of "poker madam" Molly Bloom for the big screen.

For years, Bloom organised high stakes poker games for Hollywood's elite at which hundreds of millions of dollars would change hands. However, Bloom's career as a poker hostess fell apart when she moved from Los Angeles to Manhattan and started working for gangsters and taking a cut of the pot, known as a rake. While playing poker is legal in New York, organising games for profit is against state law, and Bloom was arrested. She faced up to five years in prison, but after entering a plea deal was sentenced to probation and fined $1,000 (£631).

Sorkin told BBC Radio 4's Front Row he was fascinated by the 36-year-old's story. "It's about an extraordinary woman who was headed to law school. She decided to take a year off, spend it in Los Angeles just being young and ended up running the most exclusive high-stakes poker game in the world."

Celebrities as described in Bloom's memoirs:

Tobey Maguire was "the worst tipper, the best player and the absolute worst loser." He once demanded Bloom "bark like a seal who wants a fish" for a $1,000 chip. "'I'm not kidding. What's wrong? You're too rich now? You won't bark for a thousand dollars? Wow, you must be really rich. C'mon, BARK.'" When Bloom refused, "he gave me an icy look, dropped the chip on the table, and tried to laugh it off, but he was visibly angry."

Ben Affleck: "He was tall and handsome with a relaxed charisma that not all icons have in person. He didn't stay all night like a lot of the guys. He always had a specific time when he would stand up at the table. He would leave at a reasonable hour. He never lost a great deal. He usually won ... Whereas some guys want the tallest piles they can manage, the better to bully the table and scare people, Ben's [modest] buy-in choice told me he was a smart player who liked to limited his downside, especially at a table with a bunch of guys he wasn't used to playing with.

Matt Damon: "He was one of the nicest, most humble, down-to-earth guys I have ever met. He was just genuine. There were no airs about him."

Leonardo DiCaprio: "He had a strage style at the table; it was almost as if he wasn't trying to win or lose. He folded most hands and listened to music on giant headphones."

BBC News | Daily Mail | Vanity Fair | Picture from Just Jared

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Singer-songwriter James Franco is releasing an album

- James Franco is an actor, director, writer, poet, painter, performance artist, student, and art-rock band member
- Franco is one-half of the band, along with Tim O’Keefe, who Franco met while getting his MFA at the Rhode Island School of Design
- His art-rock band is called "Daddy"
- Their upcoming full-length album, Let me Get What I Want, is set to drop in 2015
- Franco enlisted Andy Rourke, the original bassist from the Smiths, to play on every song of this super meta album
- Watch the mind-bending new music music video here!!

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Both TSwift's Team & Spotify Give Payout Figures for Streams

The Tswift/Spotify battle continues, with new claims regarding her earnings for the past year emerging.

Scott Borchetta, the CEO of Taylor Swift's record label Big Machine, says that Taylor Swift earned just $496,044 from Spotify for the last 12 months of streaming. A Spotify rep, on the other hand, says she received $2 million.

This comes after Spotify's CEO, Daniel Ek, claimed Swift likely would have pocketed $6 million from the service had her catalog remained available to users.

EDIT: As thatjulyninth points out, other sites state that the $496k figure given by Big Machine is for domestic streaming, while the $2mil figure given by Spotify is global.

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Emma Stone makes her Broadway debut in Cabaret

Pics of Emma ugly crying when taking her bow

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Andrew was there wis his parents and Emma's mom
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It won't embed, but here's a short video of Emma taking a bow

You can also listen to her singing Cabaret, Don't Tell Mama and Maybe This Time at these links

People on twitter that watched the show loved her and she got a huge applause. Are any of you going to see her in Cabaret?

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O-Town Is Back (Minus Ashley), Still Loves Godney


O-Town is the latest boyband to try making a comeback. Dan, Erik, Jacob and Trevor are back (minus hottie Ashley Parker Angel) with a new album. They talk about their new album, dirty lyrics, golden showers and Britney. Fast forward to 8:38 to watch them fangirl over Godney.

They still look pretty hot. Do you remember them? Liquid Dreams is still my jam tbqh.


Simmer Down, The Goddess of Pop Has Spoken

After leaving everyone in the dark for more than we should have been, Rihanna has FINALLY spoken up about her upcoming album. She won't say when she plans to release it, but she did say she was pretty ecstatic about it.

"I can't give you any hints of when it will drop. It's going to be great, that's all I'm going to tell you and I'm excited about it,"
said the goddess at a meet-and-greet with fans today at the Fort Belvoir base in Virginia.

She also said when it comes to her music, she is a perfectionist.

"I try to battle myself and outdo everything I've done and that's been the hardest thing to do. You start overthinking things at times," she said.

Dodging questions about a specific release date the singer stated, "I can't wait for everybody to hear (the music) little by little. ... little by little. I can't wait." AKA "This is what you all get for saying you were sick of my music a few years ago!"

She also talked about her new men's fragrance, "Rogue Man,". But no1curr we need the album.

"I feel like what better way to get these people excited than to get them something nice, to smell good. They're running around all day working hard. And, you know, the guys are sexy. They need to smell sexy." She also joked about not having a "rogue man" of her own, saying with a wink, "hopefully I'll find one here today on the base." << she's lying

Rihanna performed at the Concert For Valor: Saluting America's Veterans last night in D.C.

ONTD, what do you hope her new album sounds like?

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Serena Williams and Caroline Wozniacki have been inseparable in the last few weeks

They hung out at a NY Rangers Game the day before Caroline's marathon

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They've been apart a couple of days and already missing each other

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