May 10th, 2014

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SHOTS FIRED! Catfish's Artis & Justin Drag MTV & Nev

The sound is horrible because they shot this in a parking lot (???) with Justin kneeling on concrete (???) for half the video.

Here's a summary:
- Justin blames his personal problems on Nev’s “quality of character” (1:40).
- Their episode was fake (they don’t really explain why) (2:00)
- Justin owns a Chevy Malibu (not the Mustang he’s leaning on) (2:30)
- Nev texted Justin after Artis/Justin put out the teaser video last week offering him $300 to make a promo for Season 3, which Justin calls "hush money"(3:11) LMAO
- Artis doesn’t “want to get involved” with talking shit about Nev (4:35)
- Nev told Artis he would “get a lot of tail” after the episode aired (4:45)
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American Horror Story: Freak Show details: A bearded lady? A scary clown?

FX’s American Horror Story: Freak Show, about a 1950s Florida freak show run by a German (Jessica Lange, naturally), won’t premiere until later this year — but co-creator Ryan Murphy is revealing some more details on what he and the writers have in store for the series’ fourth iteration.

“It was always a concept that Jessica and I talked about really early on,” says Murphy of Freak Show. “It was always her favorite one, which I thought was funny. I’ve had many different versions that I’ve run by her. I just love it. It feels really right. I thought it was going to be light but it’s turning out to be quite terrifyingly dark, which it feels much more like the Asylum season. But look — if you have a character named the Clown Killer, it’s going to be dark.”

So does that mean there’s a scary clown? “Yes,” confirms Murphy. “The most terrifying clown ever!” And what about one of the most famous freak show tropes, the bearded lady? “Yes. Our version of it.”




Verka Serduchka, the most famous drag queen in Ukraine and the Eurovision 2007 runner-up, knows a thing or two about clothing. She caught up with wiwiblogger Deban Aderemi in the Eurovision press centre on Tuesday and gave us a piece of advice. “Wear dark glasses and go to Zara…no need for Dolce & Gabbana. Why pay more?” As for footwear, we may follow Verka’s example and steal shower slippers from our hotel.

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Verka Serduchka is an ONTD staple, and Conchita Wurst will win Eurovision.
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Jared Leto fabulous hiking + late night pizza shopping + lowkey shading katy perry

Jared Leto has been spending quality time with some of his gal-pals!

The actor (and his free-flowing, luscious locks) was photographed enjoying a leisure hike at Runyon Canyon in Los Angeles earlier today, and he was joined by a mystery female. The duo, casually dressed in large sweaters, seemed to be in good spirits during their stroll.

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In fact, the hunky Hollywood star was spotted with a different female earlier in the week, but again, things don't seem romantic between these two either.

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ONTD, do you hang out with your exes? What type of music do you listen to when working out?

Jon Hamm takes a selfie with his Don Draper wax figure

What's the first thing Jon Hamm did when he saw his wax figure unveiled Friday at New York's Madame Tussauds?

Took a selfie, of course.

"That's a no-brainer. I'm probably not done doing that either," he told The Associated Press.

The wax figure is decked out in a debonair-looking grey suit. Ironically, Hamm, who stars in the AMC drama "Mad Men," arrived at the unveiling wearing a grey suit.

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Sherri Shepherd's Husband Files For Divorce & Full Custody Of Their Unborn Baby

Sherri Shepherd and her husband of almost three years, Lamar Sally, have split – and a legal fight is brewing over their unborn child. Sally, who married The View co-host in Chicago in August 2011, filed for legal separation on May 2, according to L.A. Superior Court documents.

The papers reveal that they are expecting a boy on July 28, who will be named Lamar Sally Jr. – and that Sally wants full legal and physical custody of the baby. Shepherd, 47, told the Tom Joyner Morning Show last June that she and Sally had found a surrogate so that they could have a baby.

In addition to asking for custody of the baby, Sally is requesting that Shepherd only gets "reasonable" visitation rights and asked for an order preventing her from interfering with the baby being given to him after he's born. He has asked for spousal support and for Shepherd to pay his attorney fees. Sally has also asked that the couple's prenup be invalidated based on fraud.

Shepherd, who had struggled to get pregnant in the past, has a son, Jeffrey, 8, with ex-husband Jeff Tarpley. She and Tarpley split in 2010 after nine years together.


Tom Cruise and Eddie Murphy return to "Beverly Hills Cop" and "Top Gun" and we're not sure why...


Uber-producer Jerry Bruckheimer recently revealed plans for sequels to two of his biggest hits: Top Gun and Beverly Hills Cop. According to Bruckheimer, both Tom Cruise and Eddie Murphy are on board with reprising their iconic roles as Maverick and Axel Foley, respectively.
The question, though, is why? Not just why there's any need to do sequels to movies that are 30 years old, but more importantly, why Cruise and Murphy would be willing to step back into the roles that helped make them famous.

When They Were Young
In the mid- to late-80s, Murphy and Cruise were arguably the two biggest stars in America. Murphy was already a star before Beverly Hills Cop debuted in 1984, thanks to Saturday Night Live, 48 Hours and Trading Places, but the giant success of BHC kicked him into another stratosphere. The movie was the highest-grossing R-rated comedy for 25 years until The Hangover.

Two years later, Cruise cashed in the promise that he had shown in Risky Business by playing the cocky fighter pilot who "feels the need… the need for speed." The role kicked off a run for the actor that saw him not only conquering the box office, but winning critical acclaim in movies like Rain Man and Born on the Fourth of July.

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You better Work Britney! Court documents confirm that father will get cut of Vegas $$$$$


It was recently reported by Radar that Jamie Spears would be earning a cut from his daughter Britney's Las Vegas residency.

Now InTouch has released court documents confirming the arrangement, which reveals that he already receives $16,000 as a co-conservator of Britney's estate.

Court documents state that 'Mr. Spears has been and will be providing primary responsibility for negotiations with regard to all key aspects of the LV Show, global oversight of the LV Show production and logistics, making all final production calls on site.'

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Kendrick Lamar Announces New Album 'United States of A.L.A.R.M.'

King Kendrick is coming. A year-and-a-half after releasing his debut, the Compton MC has announced his sophomore album United States of A.L.A.R.M. According to the image above (via Rap Radar), the highly-anticipated follow-up to good kid, m.A.A.d city will arrive in September.

While details remain scarce, he has quietly been working on the project. “I’m in the studio with ideas and things like that, and just seeing where it takes me,” he told MTV News last month. “I look at each project as a journey.”

He does realizes the pressure he faces to deliver a worthy successor. “A lot of expectations,” said Kendrick. “I can’t give a stable idea of what I’m doing, but it will definitely be a deal.”

In addition to his own album, a Black Hippy compilation is in the works.


Diane Keaton On Battle With Bulimia: It Was The Lowest Point Of My Life

Academy Award-winner Diane Keaton says battling bulimia in her 20s was the “lowest point in life.”

Speaking with Dr. Oz this week, the Annie Hall actress said she would consume 20,000 calories within one day. That consisted of a bucket of fried chicken, several orders of fries, TV dinner, a quart of soda, pounds of candy, a whole cake and three banana cream pies. Afterward, she would purge.

“I was an obese person who had somehow tricked myself and managed to hide it,” Diane said of the struggle. “So, when you’re living with a lie for four years, think about what that does to that four years. It wipes out any growth at all… All I did was feed my hunger.”

Diane began taking baby steps toward recovery by meeting with a therapist, even though she said she lied to the counselor for the first year of their meetings. “I pretended like there was nothing wrong,” she said. “One day I just got so anxious that I finally just blurted it out and I said to her, ‘You know what? I gotta tell you something right now: I throw up. And I’ll tell you something else: I’m never stopping! So don’t ask me any questions… I kept saying that to her.”

Calling that the beginning of the end, Diane quit the binge and purge cycle the next year. She considers herself — even 40 years later — to be an addict in recovery. “All I did was feed my hunger, so I am an addict. It’s true,” she said. “I really empathize with people who are bulimic because I think it’s a hard one to wrap your mind around because it’s so hidden.”

Diane initially opened up with her bulimia struggle in her 2011 memoir, Then Again. She said it began when she was cast as an understudy on Broadway and ordered to lose 10 lbs. She wrote about it in greater detail in her new book, Let’s Just Say It Wasn’t Pretty.

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Gary Barlow and other Take That members face paying tens of millions of pounds of avoided tax

Members of the former boy band Take That could be forced to repay tens of millions of pounds after a judge ruled that an investment scheme was tax-avoidance in disguise.

Gary Barlow, Howard Donald, Mark Owen and their manager, Jonathan Wild, reportedly invested £66m in Icebreaker partnerships which were billed as music-industry investment schemes.

Judge Colin Bishop ruled, however, that Icebreaker was a tax-avoidance scheme and HM Revenue & Customs is now expected to demand repayment of the tax relief.

The judge said: “Icebreaker is, and was known and understood by all concerned to be, a tax-avoidance scheme. The predominant purpose of entering the scheme was to achieve a tax saving.”

None of the 51 Icebreaker partnerships made a profit despite supposedly investing in a range of artists, some of them new and others well-established.

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AdulTori Roundup

Filming Continues For True Tori On 8th Wedding Anniversary

Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott celebrated their eighth wedding anniversary on May 7 with the TV cameras rolling on the True Tori reality show, much to Dean's dismay. A source reveals: 'Dean just wanted to take a break from the filming for one day, especially on their wedding anniversary. He begged Tori to not allow film crews to film them on their anniversary, but she said it had to proceed, that they had commitments. To say he was disappointed is an understatement.'

The source also claims that Dean can't wait for the filming to be finished as he feels that the true healing between the somewhat estranged couple cannot start until the cameras stop rolling and the show is over. It's been a rough five months for Dean McDermott as he's tried to win back wife Tori Spelling after it was revealed he cheated on her with a 28-year-old Canadian woman.

Did Dean Hit On One Of Liam's Classmates Mother?

The couple have four children - Liam, 7, Stella, 6 next month, Hattie, 2 1/2, and Finn, 1 1/2. Dean also has a 15 year old son Jack from his previous marriage. Making the AdulTori situation even worse, sources report on that Tori's husband openly hit on a 'busty blonde yummy mommy' at son Liam's school in 2013, prior to his cheating scandal.

The insider claims: 'Dean began brazenly hitting on a hot mom in their son Liam's class. She is a busty blonde and always impeccably dressed, even for pick-up and drop-off. Before the cheating scandal made news, Dean was openly hitting on her. The mom also has a son in Liam's class, and the two boys have had play dates together,' the source confirms.

The actress is said to have only recently found out about her husband's alleged flirtations from some other mothers and is 'mortified that he was hitting on a mom at Liam's school' and 'even considering changing schools because of it.'

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Godlly Parton's Holy Body Covered In Tattoos Better Than Your Faves Ever Could Have

Dolly Parton's Boobs and Arms Are Covered in Secret Tattoos
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Can you remember the last time you saw Dolly Parton wear a sleeveless dress or strapless gown? It's been decades. That's because the country singer is covered in tattoos, which she's been weirdly secretive about. But we found some photographic evidence!

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‘Harry Potter’ stage play to include focus on parents, ‘Once’ director may helm

Harry Potter creator J.K. Rowling has settled on a director and a writer to collaborate with her on a West End play that will explore the boy wizard’s early years, and the story of his parents.

I can reveal that negotiations are at an early stage with John Tiffany, who became an A-list stage director after helping to turn award-winning shows Black Watch and Once into international hits.

He’s on the Tony nominations list this year for his sublime revival of The Glass Menagerie on Broadway.


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Who's Lording Over Fox's Hip-Hop Empire? Get an Exclusive First Look

From Academy Award nominee Lee Daniels (Lee Daniels’ The Butler, Precious) and Emmy winner Danny Strong (Game Change, Lee Daniels’ The Butler), Empire is described as a sexy and powerful new drama about Lucious Lyon (Academy Award nominee Terrence Howard, Hustle & Flow), the head of a music empire whose three sons and wife (Academy Award nominee Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Person of Interest) all battle for his throne.

Set to an original soundtrack written and produced by Timbaland, the Lyon family, seen below, is populated by (L to R) Trai Byers (90210) as Andre, Henson as Cookie, Howard as Lucious, Jussie Smollett (On Our Own) as Jamal and Bryshere Gray (aka rapper Yazz the Greatest) as Hakeem.

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Kelly Clarkson's Miserable Pregnancy

At the Grammy's in January, Kelly Clarkson was nominated for the 10th time in her career (for the country duet “Don’t Rush,” with Vince Gill). But when her fellow nominees were strolling the red carpet and making the rounds, Kelly was tweeting from home about how ravishing the stars looked on TV. “In my next life,” she wrote, “I definitely want to look like Ciara pregnant and not how I look right now, which is a hot swollen mess hahaha!”

She seemed in good spirits, in spite of her less- than-thrilling night on the couch. But in the months since the Grammys aired, Kelly’s generally buoyant attitude has hit the skids, as she continues to suffer through a harrowing pregnancy that has left her housebound and miserable.

When Kelly announced her pregnancy with husband Brandon Blackstock last November, she couldn’t contain her joy. She flooded her Twitter feed with exclamation points and declared the news to be the “best early Christmas present ever.”

So when her wish came true, Kelly couldn’t wait to settle into baby bump bliss, but instead she got slammed with incessant morning sickness, telling Today‘s Savannah Guthrie, “I don’t know why they call it morning sickness…. It’s all day and all night.” The following month, Kelly’s outlook seemed even more dire, and she went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, determined to debunk the Myth of Pregnant. “Everybody tells you that you glow and your hair is pretty and your nails are pretty. That is total crap. I have no glow. Unless it’s, like, something left over from a bad throw-up. It’s horrible.”

Though she seemed over it, Kelly was hopeful about her second trimester. “They say it’s better!” she said on Today. But an inside source says it’s only gotten worse for Kelly, who, besides feeling too sick and drained to leave her house in Tennessee, below, is mortified by how much weight she’s gained.

“Kelly knew she would gain weight, but the amount she’s packed on is far more,” says the source. “She won’t leave her house unless she absolutely has to, because she’s embarrassed. Brandon runs all their errands. Kelly even buys maternity clothes online, rather than go to a store.” Indeed, Easter weekend was the first time Kelly appeared outside her home in almost four months, emerging only to celebrate the holiday with Brandon’s family (including his stepmom, Reba Mcentire) by taking a boat ride and a trip to Cracker Barrel.

“Kelly is beside herself,” says the source, who adds that even though Brandon has been doing everything he can to make her comfortable, “Kelly can’t wait for it to be over. It was her dream to have a baby, and now it’s turned into a nightmare! She keeps telling herself that the sufering will be worth it once she’s finally holding her baby.”


Fall TV Preview: Your Guide to What's New!

A to Z, NBC

WHO | Cristin Milioti (How I Met Your Mother), Ben Feldman (Mad Men), Leonora Crichlow (Back in the Game), Christina Kirk (Girls), Henry Zebrowski

WHAT | Whimsical romantic comedy set in the world of an online dating company that details the “A to Z's” of a relationship, from meeting to breakup. The ensemble navigates the complicated world of modern love and poses the question: Is there such a thing as destiny?

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James Franco & Kate Hudson Aren't Really 'Good People' in Official Trailer - Watch Now!

Check out James Franco and Kate Hudson looking disgusted at the sight in front of them in the first official trailer for their new film Good People!

The 36-year-old actor and the 35-year-old actress are joined in the flick by Tom Wilkinson, Anna Friel, and Omar Sy.

Good People centers on “a couple in debt who decides to take money from a dead neighbor’s home and find themselves the target of a deadly adversary-the thief who stole it.”

Good People is still awaiting a release date, so stay tuned!

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Amanda Seyfried Mega Post

A bit of PDA between Amanda Seyfried and boyfried Justin Long

They have been dating since last year, so it was not exactly raised eyebrows when Amanda Seyfried locked lips with boyfriend Justin Long during a trip to the Farmers Market in Manhattan yesterday.

However, it may be a sign of how Long is helping the self-confessed ‘uptight’ 28-year-old actress become a bit relaxed about her public image.

The couple browsed the fresh produce on offer in New York City’s Union Square, before giving each other a kiss in the crowd.

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Amanda Seyfriend and boyfriend Justin Long at New York charity event

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Idris Elba shares amusing snap of baby son Winston flipping the bird while breastfeeding

He shared a heartwarming picture of his baby boy Winston clutching his finger to announce his month last month.

And on Saturday Idris Elba once again shared a snap of his son but this time it wasn’t quite so innocent- the cheeky snap, which was captioned ‘That's my Boy.....!’, shows his little one breast feeding while sticking up his middle finger.

Even more amusingly over the top of the image Idris wrote ‘I’ve been drinking, I’ve been drinking. Drunk in milk’ which is a play on the lyrics of Beyoncé’s song Drunk In Love.

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Beyonce's terrorism has extended to babies, when will her reign of terror cease??
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Michael Sam Drafted by Rams!


Michael Sam, who could become the first openly gay athlete to play in the NFL, was selected in the seventh round of the draft by the St. Louis Rams on Saturday with the 249th overall pick.

Sam, who announced in February that he is gay, saw his draft stock drop following a disappointing showing at the NFL scouting combine.

As a senior at Missouri, Sam registered 11.5 sacks and 19 tackles for losses en route to being named a first-team All-American and the SEC Defensive Player of the Year.

After playing defensive end in college, the 6-foot-2, 256-pound Sam is expected to transition to outside linebacker in the NFL.

Earlier this week, Sam signed his first endorsement deal, partnering with Visa. Although his marketability is likely to be tied heavily to making a team and playing well, he has received dozens of endorsement deal offers, which is unprecedented for a late-round pick.


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Liam Payne Goes Shirtless While Waving To Fans

Liam Payne waves to his fans from his hotel balcony in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Friday afternoon (May 9).
The 20-year-old One Direction singer was seen without a shirt later on while relaxing before another concert in the night.

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'Mulaney': First cast photos from Fox's new hot comedy


Fox is betting on its new sitcom Mulaney. The network Tuesday ordered 10 more episodes of the show — bringing its total to 16 — from Saturday Night Live scribe and stand-up comic John Mulaney. The series, about a rising stand-up comedian (Mulaney) trying to take his career to the next level, also stars comedy legends Martin Short (who plays his boss) and Elliott Gould (his neighbor), as well as SNL alum Nasim Pedrad, Seaton Smith, and Zack Pearlman, who play his three NYC roommates.

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Weezer's debut: 20 thoughts on 20 years

Weezer’s self-titled debut album came out 20 years ago today. I wrote about this watershed anniversary in the pages of this week’s issue, but here are a lot more thoughts I had while paying homage to one of the best rock debuts in the history of the medium.

1. It’s stunning to think that Weezer came out less than a month after Kurt Cobain’s suicide. It was obviously recorded well before that incident, but it retrospectively represents a vividly clear line of demarcation between the old grunge and the new grunge. It was as if Hole’s Live Through This was the last alt album that was allowed to be about heavy pathos; from Weezer on, people were going to have fun with this modern rock thing. It played out in the charts: By the time the summer was over, Green Day’s snot-nosed caterwauling breakout single “Basket Case” was a dominant Alternative number one.

2. That’s not to say Weezer is an entirely whimsical affair. It often gets remembered as a wacky outing because of “Buddy Holly” and that lyric about taking a surfboard to work, but at least half of Weezer’s debut is crushingly sad. The sentiment of “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here” is exactly the type of itchy adolescent angst Cobain was tapping into, and frontman Rivers Cuomo just happened to croon more sweetly.
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3. Weezer is always way harder than I remember it. Though the production—courtesy of Cars mastermind Ric Ocasek—is aerodynamically slick, there’s a ton of crunch and feedback winding its way through the songs. The bridge on “Buddy Holly” is proper metal.

4. The first single from Weezer’s debut was “Undone – The Sweater Song,” but the bulk of the rock audience found Weezer via “Buddy Holly” (and specifically through its Spike Jonze-directed, Happy Days-loving heavy rotation video). “Buddy Holly” is an awesome song, with chunky guitars, a perfect melody, and a lyric sheet that is equal parts astute and absurd. As a seventh grader, I didn’t really understand the meta-narrative going on underneath the song, and I really didn’t understand who Mary Tyler Moore was, but I did love that a dude who looked like Cuomo could open up his hit rock song with the line, “What’s with these homies dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front?”

5. Of course, the iconic video for “Buddy Holly” elevated Weezer from promising alt-rockers to mainstream monsters, and it helped Spike Jonze make a name for himself as well. Jonze had been making waves in the music video world already, scoring positive marks for his clips for Sonic Youth’s “100%” and the Breeders’ “Cannonball.” At the beginning of ’94, the Beastie Boys tapped him to craft their legendary clip for “Sabotage,” which effectively made him the biggest name in videos. But “Buddy Holly” was his true star-making moment, as it not only allowed him to flex his technical muscles (the blending of the new footage with the Happy Days clips, now an easy afterthought available to anybody with iMovie, was jaw-dropping at the time), but also galvanized his position as a member of the cool kids’ club. Jonze could have easily been borrowing the Beasties caché with “Sabotage,” but with “Buddy Holly,” Weezer were still a (relatively) clean slate.

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Talk about this iconic album and how hard Weezer fell off in this post

Boy London label has been asked to change its logo (and the assholes fucking should)


Angry shoppers have demanded people boycott a fashion brand, claiming its logo bears a striking resemblance to the Nazi eagle insignia which became the national symbol of Adolf Hitler's Third Reich.

A-list celebrities including singers Rhianna and Jessie J and model Cara Delevingne, have been spotted wearing the UK-based Boy London brand in the past.

The brand's logo depicts a spread-winged eagle perched on a podium on top of the letter 'O' in the world 'Boy', which is written underneath.
Outraged customers have called for the company to take action after drawing comparisons with the infamous Nazi Parteiadler symbol.

The image was used as the emblem for Hitler's party.

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Benedict Cumberbatch to appear at Hay Festival

Sherlock star Benedict Cumberbatch among the new acts announced for the 2014 Hay Festival.

Benedict Cumberbatch, the award-winning star of Sherlock, is one of the new names announced for the 2014 Hay Festival line up.
The actor, who appeared in the film 12 Years a Slave and who won the Bafta LA award for British Artist of the Year, will be appearing on Saturday 31 May in a special event to celebrate the enduring power of literary correspondence.

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Boy was looking good at the Met Ball, wasn't he? Less good on next napkin date... but in Poland, in the blue fitted suit, he's good again!
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Gotham cast photo

Everyone knows the name Commissioner Gordon. He is one of the crime world’s greatest foes, a man whose reputation is synonymous with law and order. But what is known of Gordon’s story and his rise from rookie detective to Police Commissioner? What did it take to navigate the multiple layers of corruption that secretly ruled Gotham City, the spawning ground of the world’s most iconic villains? And what circumstances created them – the larger-than-life personas who would become Catwoman, The Penguin, The Riddler, Two-Face and The Joker. GOTHAM is an origin story of the great DC Comics super villains and vigilantes, revealing an entirely new chapter that has never been told. From executive producer/writer Bruno Heller (“The Mentalist,” “Rome”), GOTHAM follows one cop’s rise through a dangerously corrupt city teetering on the edge of evil and chronicles the birth of one of the most popular super heroes of our time.

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Rapper Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson: My Penis Was Reattached

Christ Bearer, who cut off his penis and attempted suicide last month, has revealed that contrary to reports, his penis has been successfully reattached.

A horrific story broke last month, in which Wu-Tang affiliated rapper Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a second story Balcony in New York. There were multiple accounts of the situation-- some claiming he was completely sober, and others suggesting he was high on PCP.

Last we heard, the rapper was in stable condition, but doctors were unable to surgically reattach his penis.

The rapper has now done his first interview since the traumatic event, where he revealed that his penis has in fact been restored to full functionality-- though he apparently won't be able to have anymore children.

The Wu Tang rapper explained that he began to feel lonely and depressed when restraining orders made it impossible for him to see his two children (he also had a third on the way).

According to Christ Bearer, he began smoking weed and reading a book on monks and vasectomies when he seemingly had a mental breakdown -- trying to perform the procedure on himself.

On his status with the Wu Tang Clan, the rapper replied with "I am the fucking Wu Tang."


Courtney Love: I Turned Down Russell Brand Because He Smelled "Too Musky"

Courtney Love was not down for Russell Brand -- because he smelled weird. The wacky, outspoken rocker recently claimed on Channel 4's Alan Carr: Chatty Man that Katy Perry's ex came on to her -- but she refused because he was "too musky."

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Mourning the Death of TV's Most Improbable Show

NBC's Grim Reapers have spoken, and Community will not be coming back for a sixth season. (No word yet on the movie.) No sooner had the show been dropped than speculation began that someone -- Netflix? Amazon? Hulu? -- might pick it back up, with the Huffington Post's Maureen Ryan making the most solid, fact-based case. But for now, at least Dan Harmon's one-of-a-kind show is as dead as Pierce Hawthorne, with fans both mourning its loss and taking comfort in the fact that 97 episodes of a show that was lucky to get on the air in the first place is little short of a miracle.

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I'll miss it a lot, I felt it was back on track... but I'll be okay with it. It's truly a blessing it lasted this long to begin with. At least it went back to Harmon before ending.