May 8th, 2013


An excuse to marvel at Zefron's abs

Zac Efron shows off his abs while playing with a basketball on the set of his new flick Townies on Tuesday (May 7) in Los Angeles.

The 25-year-old actor was also seen having some fun with a fake baby and a dumbbell.

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Zac was last spotted attending a Lakers game, where the team was defeated by the San Antonio Spurs in the first round of the 2013 NBA Playoffs.

“Zac Efron is incredibly handsome,” Zac‘s Townies co-star Seth Rogen recently shared. “He’s the sexiest [expletive] on the planet!”

Seth added, “I did a scene with him, and we’re both shirtless, and it was a very humbling experience. I marveled at the fact that we’re literally the same species.”

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Shakira's style on the Voice:Part 1

The Voice entered the live playoffs last night and you know what that means: flashier sets and costumes for the contestants and judges alike. This time last season we were itching to have a PopStyle intervention with former judge Christina Aguilera who entered the playoffs in American flag pants and pink cornrows that matched a fuzzy fan. How did her replacement, Shakira, step into the live rounds? Read on for the details.

While Shakira’s team hit the stage in elevated metallic and black performance looks, the “Hips Don’t Lie” singer brought the edge from the judge’s chair in a perforated T-shirt by Iro, bedazzled with a Philipp Plein necklace. The all-black outfit also included shorts by Thakoon and a handful of vintage Neil Lane rings.
Of course Shakira’s outfit pales in comparison to Xtina’s blinding live round ensembles, but is that a bad thing? At the very least the new judge’s breathable shirt, which is available to purchase online now, meant she had no need to add a crazy fan.
Tell us: have you been a fan of Shakira’s style this season?

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Warner Bros. to Develop New DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Movie

While the current slate of blockbuster movies seem to be all superheroes and sci-fi, Warner Bros. is looking to reboot one of the bastions of swords-and-sorcery stories. The studio is looking to develop a feature film franchise based on the long-running fantasy role-playing game, Dungeons & Dragons. “But wait,” you say, “didn’t someone already try that with the horrendous 2000 movie by the same name?” Why yes they did! Thirteen years is apparently enough of a cooling-off period to warrant another try. It looks like the picture is already fairly far along the road to development thanks to a reworking of an existing script. Hit the jump for more.

Deadline reports that WB is keen on restarting the Dungeons & Dragons film franchise and will attempt to do it with a reworked script from screenwriter David Leslie Johnson (Wrath of the Titans). Johnson’s script for a movie titled Chainmail was based on an earlier version of the RPG from D&D developer Gary Gygax. The story is being beefed up in order to fit a larger world and make a fitting start to a hopeful franchise. Producing the picture will be Roy Lee (The Lego Movie) and Courtney Solomon, who produced the 2000 flop, Dungeons & Dragons. Allan Zeman – also of Dungeons & Dragons … seeing a pattern here? - will serve as executive producer. If at first you don’t succeed, repeat the exact same steps and hope for something different. There’s a definition of insanity in here somewhere…

According to the write-up, the studio is taking the script to filmmakers and is treating it as a big priority with the intention of introducing a whole new generation to D&D.

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Marvel Studios Clash With THE AVENGERS 2 Stars Over Money; Cast Threatening To Quit?

It sounds like Marvel Studios may run into trouble on The Avengers 2 due to the fact that the cast of the superhero ensemble are demanding more money. According to the report, Chris Hemsworth very nearly decided not to return for Thor: The Dark World! Read on for details.

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Nikki Reed designs jewelry for 7 For All Mankind

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With names like James Franco associated with the brand, it's no wonder that Nikki Reed jumped at the chance to collaborate with the denim mavens at 7 For All Mankind. The stunning and super-sweet Twilight actress revealed that hours after getting the call from 7FAM, she was already whipping up sketches based around one of her favorite themes: love. The newlywed (her hubby is singer-songwriter Paul McDonald) definitely has romance on her brain. She recently teamed up with her man by creating and performing original, romantic songs (such as "Now That I've Found You"). But she proves that her creativity doesn't stop at the big screen or via your iPod by hands-on helping 7FAM design a five-piece line of baubles ($48–$84), which are available at 7FAM boutiques and

The jewelry incorporates sterling silver, Swarovski crystals, and rose gold, and they have thematic names like "Starry Knight Earrings" and "Humility Necklace." We chatted with Reed via phone to discuss how jewelry-making runs in her blood and why we may be seeing her on tour with the Hanson brothers soon.

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The Internet Erupts Over Onion Article Graphically Describing Chris Brown Killing Rihanna

The Onion published a piece that instantly ignited a storm of controversy.

The piece graphically describes Chris Brown being heartbroken about not being able to beat Rihanna to death:

"Despite all the ups and downs, I was so sure Rihanna was the one I'd take by the throat one day and fatally assault, and even toward the end I continued to hold out hope that we'd be together until the day she died at my hands from blunt-force trauma," Brown, 24, said in a radio interview this week.

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MADONNA attending Billboard Awards .....

Madonna will be honored with the Top Touring Artist award at the upcoming Billboard Music Awards, an achievement earned by the worldwide success of her MDNA tour.The sold out 88-date run was 2012's top-grossing tour with $305 million. It's the pop icon's latest chart landmark in a career full of them, including records for Hot 100 top 10 singles (38 of her overall 56 Hot 100 hits) and Dance Club Songs No. 1s (43). Her "MDNA" album bowed at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 -- her eighth trip to the penthouse -- with sales of 359,000.The 2013 Billboard Music Awards will air Sunday, May 19 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC, live from Las Vegas' MGM Grand Garden Arena. "30 Rock" alum Tracy Morgan will host, with Don Mischer producing.

Madonna will take the stage to accept her award, with superstars from Prince to Taylor Swift to Lil Wayne set to perform. Other performers joining the ceremony include Nicki Minaj, Bruno Mars, Miguel, Justin Bieber, Pitbull, Christina Aguilera, Selena Gomez, the Band Perry, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Chris Brown, Ed Sheeran, Akon, Ne-Yo, David Guetta and Icona Pop.


Nicholas Hoult spotted with Riley Keough... as ex Jennifer Lawrence jets into LA solo

He and his ex Jennifer Lawrence walked the red carpet separately at Monday night's Met Gala.
And it appears Nicholas Hoult may be moving on from his Oscar-winning former flame.

The 23-year-old was pictured partying into the wee hours with his Mad Max: Fury Road costar Riley Keough, 23, at a Met Gala after party on Monday night, then again with her the following day as the pair moseyed around Soho in New York City.

Meanwhile, Jennifer, 22, was seen jetting back into Los Angeles on her own on Tuesday, looking chic in a black fedora and giant sunglasses.
Nicholas, who split from Jennifer in January after a two-year relationship, walked closely alongside Riley - who is Lisa Marie Presley's daughter - as they browsed some shops in the trendy Manhattan neighbourhood.
The About A Boy star looked stylish in olive green trousers and brown boots, covering his head with a black baseball cap.
The 6ft 2in actor towered over his flame-haired friend, who wore a trendy pair of orange aviator shades and jeans folded at the calf.

Meanwhile, Jennifer, 22, was seen jetting back into Los Angeles on her own on Tuesday, looking chic in a black fedora and giant sunglasses.
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Wizarding World of Harry Potter - Diagon Alley expansion coming to Universal Studios Orlando in 2014



Building on the global phenomenon that is The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Universal Orlando Resort and Warner Bros. Entertainment today announced an expansion of historic proportion with the entirely new themed environment, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter – Diagon Alley.

Scheduled to open in 2014, the world’s first centrally themed, multi-park experience expands The Wizarding World of Harry Potter across both Universal Orlando theme parks and allows Universal’s creative team to bring an unparalleled vision to this unique project. The new area will bring to life some of the experiences and places found in and around London in the Harry Potter books and films, offering brand-new adventures for fans and theme park guests from around the world.

Diagon Alley and ‘London’ will be located within the Universal Studios Florida theme park, which is adjacent to Universal’s Islands of Adventure theme park, where guests now experience Hogwarts and Hogsmeade. The new area within Universal Studios will be just as expansive, immersive and authentic as the existing themed environment.”

Updated: Additional info from the official press release:

Just like in the books and films – guests will be able to travel between ‘London’ and Hogsmeade aboard the Hogwarts Express.

Work on the new area is already underway.  When complete, it will feature shops, a restaurant and an innovative, marquee attraction based on Gringotts bank – all directly inspired by the fiction and films.

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The comedy centres on five friends who get back together to recreate an epic pub crawl they undertook 20 years earlier. During the marathon drinking session the quintet witness an alien invasion and realise that they hold the fate of all mankind in their hands.
Martin Freeman, Paddy Considine, Eddie Marsan and Rosamund Pike will also feature in The World's End, which was written by Pegg and Wright. The World's End will open in the UK on July 19 before hitting North America on August 23.

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Madonna sells $7 million painting for girls' education projects

The singer auctioned off the work of art by French artist Fernand Leger for $7.16 million on Tuesday.

Madonna sold an abstract painting by French artist Fernand Leger for $7.16 million on Tuesday to raise funds for girls' education projects in Afghanistan, Pakistan and elsewhere.
The 1921 painting, "Trois Femmes a la Table Rouge," which carried a pre-sale estimate of up to $7 million, was purchased by an unidentified buyer at Sotheby's Impressionist and Modern Art sale in New York, according to the auction house's website.

The pop singer said in April that she bought the painting in 1990 and that selling it would combine her passions for art and education by raising funds for the Ray of Light Foundation, a non-profit organization offering vocational training for street children and poor farmers.
"I cannot accept a world where women or girls are wounded, shot or killed for either going to school or teaching in girls' schools. We don't have time to be complacent," Madonna said in a statement last month.

"I want to trade something valuable for something invaluable - Educating Girls!"
Madonna has adopted two children from Malawi in southern Africa and plans to build 10 schools there.

The singer originally bought the painting for $3 million.

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Sir Alex Ferguson will retire at the end of the season, Manchester United announced today.

The most successful manager in English football history will bow out after the West Bromwich Albion game on 19 May and join the football club board.

Announcing his decision to retire, Sir Alex Ferguson said:

“The decision to retire is one that I have thought a great deal about and one that I have not taken lightly. It is the right time.

“It was important to me to leave an organisation in the strongest possible shape and I believe I have done so. The quality of this league winning squad, and the balance of ages within it, bodes well for continued success at the highest level whilst the structure of the youth set-up will ensure that the long-term future of the club remains a bright one.

“Our training facilities are amongst the finest in global sport and our home Old Trafford is rightfully regarded as one of the leading venues in the world.

“Going forward, I am delighted to take on the roles of both Director and Ambassador for the club. With these activities, along with my many other interests, I am looking forward to the future.

“I must pay tribute to my family, their love and support has been essential. My wife Cathy has been the key figure throughout my career.


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Video: Leah LaBelle – ‘Lolita’

Leah LaBelle brings all the boys to the yard in the seductive video for “Lolita,” which she defines as a “badass baby girl.” Pharrell and Jermaine Dupri’s protégé plays temptress, casting her seductive spell on the boys in the neighborhood. She waters her flowers in a skirt, vamps at a car wash, and dances in the streets in the Diane Martel-directed clip (“Blurred Lines”), which was shot in L.A.

Leah’s i am OTHER/So So Def/Epic Records debut is due later this year featuring production from Pharrell and J.D.

“The album is just a really good, feel-good album,” said the 26-year-old singer, who got her first taste of stardom on “American Idol.” “It makes you happy, it makes you want to dance. It’s gonna remind you of the good times.”

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Henry Cavill stays low-key as he joins girlfriend Gina Carano at Fast And Furious 6 premiere

He's one of Hollywood's rising stars after landing the role of Superman in The Man Of Steel.

However, Henry Cavill was happy to take a backseat from the spotlight as he quietly supported girlfriend Gina Carano at the world premiere of her new film in London on Tuesday.

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Colin Ferguson joins "Haven" in a season long arc!

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There’s a new sheriff in town when Syfy’s Haven uncorks Season 4 — though he’s no longer sporting a tin star.

As first reported by our sister site Deadline, erstwhile Eureka lawman Colin Ferguson has booked a season-long arc on Haven, playng William, a handsome and mysterious stranger whose secret agenda leads him to Audrey (Emily Rose).

Syfy announced that Haven‘s upcoming run to premiere in October, will pick up six months after the events of the Season 3 cliffhanger in which the titular town was assaulted by a violent, otherworldy meteor storm, vanishing Audrey and Duke into thin air leaving an injured Nathan marooned in Haven.

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Zach Galifianakis and James Franco Party at Spring Break with The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island/Between Two Ferns mash-up video has everything spring break college kids love - drinking, boobs, partying, gay marriage? Maybe men marrying men isn't what most people think of when they imagine a wild spring break party scene, but The Lonely Island are progressive!

If you're going to have your beer bongs and wet t-shirt contests you're going to have to handle Andy Samberg and Zach Galifinaikis tying the knot. Deal with it.

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Mia Wasikowska, Olivia Williams Join David Cronenberg's 'Maps to the Stars'

TORONTO - Mia Wasikowska, Olivia Williams and Evan Bird have joined the cast of David Cronenberg’s thriller Maps to the Stars ahead of a July shoot in Toronto and Los Angeles.

Newcomer Bird will play a troubled, drug-addicted child star, while Williams will play his manipulative mother, and Wasikowska his disfigured, schizophrenic, fame-obsessed sister.
The trio join Julianne Moore, John Cusack, Robert Pattinson and Sarah Gadon who were earlier cast.
Longtime Cronenberg producer Martin Katz and his Prospero Pictures shingle are partnering with Entertainment One to finance the ghost story and critique of celebrity-obsessed Los Angeles.
The film is being produced by Katz and SBS Productions’ Saïd Ben Saïd.
Sentient Entertainment's Renee Tab, Cronenberg's manager, will executive produce.
Entertainment One’s Benedict Carver is also executive producing and will oversee the film for the producer, with Integral Films’ Alfred Hurmer co-producing.

X-Men Days Of Future Past in 3D !

Director Bryan Singer has tweeted a picture from the set of "X-Men: Days of Future Past," which is currently shooting in Canada. The set-up is, as singer says, more reminiscent of mission control than a film set thanks to the film being shot in both 3D and Simul-Cam.

Simul-Cam technology has been employed in films like "Avatar," "Real Steel" and "Jack the Giant Slayer" to effortlessly blend CGI and live action footage. You can check out the full picture and tweet below.

So what could they be shooting right now that would require Simul-Cam? Peter Dinklage shot down rumors that he's playing a CGI character, so that's not an option. Judging by the actors that have been photographed on set and their futuristic/post-apocalyptic wardrobe, I'd bet that Singer is currently directing an epic fight between the future X-Men and giant Sentinel robots. The iconic robots have already been revealed as playing a part in the sequel. They're also the main foes faced by the future X-Men in the comic book source material. We can't say this with any certainty, but that's our best guess.

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Lionel Messi Biopic Heading For Theaters

Epic Pictures Group is developing a “Rocky”-style movie version of the life of soccer superstar Lionel Messi.

The company has acquired all rights to the biography “Messi: The Inside Story of the Boy Who Became a Legend” by Luca Caioli. Epic will finance and produce the film.

Epic toppers Patrick Ewald and Shaked Berenson are meeting with writers and directors with a projected release date to coincide with next year’s World Cup, to be held in Brazil starting on June 12, 2014.

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Ubisoft Fired Assassin’s Creed Creator

Ubisoft Fired Assassin’s Creed Creator

In a report today, Ubisoft confirmed to Kotaku. Assassin’s Creed creator Patrice Desilets has therefore decided to depart once again. But later in a statement, Desilets told Polygon he was fired and plans to “fight Ubisoft vigorously.” Patrice Désilets previously left from Ubisoft and joined THQ Montreal back in 2011. After having the opportunity to come to Ubisoft long before he knew it, his team was acquired by the company.
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Winona Ryder: My heart goes out to Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart

Winona Ryder has admitted she doesn’t know whether she could hack it as a young actress nowadays and says her heart goes out to the likes of Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart.

The 41-year-old A-lister admires the younger generation who are continually having to juggling the media spotlight with their private lives.

‘I have to say, I really wonder if I would become an actress if I was their age now,’ she revealed. ‘I’ve only seen part of Twilight, but I’ve seen their other work and they’re both super talented.

‘I don’t know how they do it, though, in just trying to maintain some degree of a personal life and privacy.’

Both Jen and K-Stew have had their relationship woes played out in front of the world’s press in recent months and the Black Swan star doesn’t envy them one little bit.

‘My heart goes out to them, but then at the same time I know that they don’t know anything different,’ she told Interview magazine.


Watch 10 Year Old Amanda Bynes Perform at the Laugh Factory

What is more adorable than Amanda Bynes doing stand-up comedy at age 10? Not much! In this flashback video, the child star shows off her funny-making chops at Laugh Factory's Comedy Camp in 1996.

Bynes is introduced by none other than Arsenio Hall and rushes to the stage to proudly display some of her best dance moves and jokes.The former Nickelodeon star talks everything from her parents, to being difficult in school, to her very first pimple.

Take it from us, the video above is sweet and hilarious!

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Selena Gomez describes relationship with Justin Bieber as "uncomfortable, crazy and intense"

Referring to the relationship as "crazy and intense," Selena says it was often "uncomfortable" because everyone knew their business. However...

"Justin and I never really focused on the attention. You can't help who you date. So I wouldn't swear off that or say that's what I want again."

It's unclear when this interview was given, of course, meaning Gomez may have spoken to the publication prior to her trip to Norway and rumored reconciliation with Bieber.

The star also touched on "Love Will Remember," a single on her new album that's all about Bieber:

"That's the most personal track on the record, for sure. I think it's a sweet way of releasing it. It's not an aggressive approach to what people are probably expecting," she says, adding of Justin: "I'm sure he'll love it too."

Earlier this week, Gomez released the official video for "Come & Get It." Check it out now and then pick up this issue of InStyle for a lot more from Selena!

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Jinkx Monsoon on Gwenyth Paltrow, Anne Hathaway, Winning

The best woman won! After winning season five of RuPaul's Drag Race on Monday, May 6, Jinkx Monsoon is officially America's Next Drag Superstar -- and the witty, campy and sweet drag queen has a few thoughts on other American superstars in entertainment.
"Gwyneth Paltrow -- she always looks like she's about to cry," Jinkx mused to Us Weekly during a post-win visit to our NYC offices. "I wish someone would just kick her and get it over with. But I loved her in The Royal Tenenbaums." The 25-year-old entertainer (real name: Jerick Hoffer), feels more charitable towards another Oscar-winning actress: Anne Hathaway.
Doing a spot-on imitation of Hathaway's tearful rendition of "I Dreamed a Dream," Jinkx admits the actress "had me in tears in seconds" in Les Miserables. "I wanted to hate [the movie] but I couldn't!"

In this exclusive video interview, Jinkx also dishes to Us about how she'll spend the $100,000 she won as Drag Race's victor. "I want to buy something extravagant but practical," she says. "I want a computer that's bigger than my TV at home!"

And, for the uninitiated, the Portland, Ore. native provides a helpful (and hilarious!) explanation of key drag terms used on the most recent season of the LOGO smash, from "fishy," to "peanut butter" to "all T, no shade" to the delightful art of "reading."

Jinkx also sheds light on the beginnings of her drag career ("I've been dressing like a girl my entire life!"), how Sally Jessy Raphael inspired her to seize her "destiny," and why her crush on fellow competitor Ivy Winters was just a "situational romance."

Indeed, she explains, her costars were pursuing "anyone with a d--k" on Drag Race's set. Watch Us' LOL sitdown with Jinkx Monsoon now!

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Liam's PR team continues to throw Miley under the bus...

Liam Hemsworth's brothers Luke and Chris Hemsworth staged an intervention to end his engagement with Miley Cyrus, a source tells Us Weekly.

Liam Hemsworth's Brothers Luke, Chris Hemsworth Staged Intervention to End Miley Cyrus Engagement

Oh, brother! Liam Hemsworth's actor siblings, Chris and Luke, were so fired up about the relationship between their little brother and fiancee Miley Cyrus, they staged an intervention with him in April.

"They want him to end the romance for good," a source tells Us Weekly. And apparently their words have made an impact. The couple of nearly four years -- who got engaged last June -- recently stopped making wedding plans and have been spending plenty of time apart.

Take May 1: While the singer, 20, partied at Beacher's Madhouse in L.A., the Hunger Games star, 23, hung out at Chateau Marmont. Though one source maintains the duo aren't done, another insider adds, "Liam's pulling away."

In a recent interview with V magazine, Cyrus explained why she and Hemsworth spend so much time apart. "I'm not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work," she said. "I don't have time go to Starbucks with my boyfriend every morning. I wish I did, but I don't. I'd rather chill at my house and be there for the time I actually get to spend with him. And then I'm at the studio all day. He gets up to work out at six and I come home at five from the studio."

And right now, her new album is her top priority. "I put this record before everything, and I've never done that with anything," Cyrus said. "I've put too much into this record to put anything else in front of it."


"Inside Llewyn Davis" Red Band Trailer

Ahead of its Cannes debut next week, CBS Films has just released a new red band trailer for their Oscar hopeful "Inside Llewyn Davis," written and directed by Joel and Ethan Coen. Typically movies get red band trailers to showcase extreme violence or lewd profanity found in comedies like "The Hangover" and "Bridesmaids." In the case of "Inside Llewyn Davis," you get to witness Carey Mulligan saying "asshole" and go on about condoms -- hardly anything that's NSFW.

The gorgeous-looking drama centers on an aspiring singer-songwriter (Oscar Isaac) who navigates the 1960s folk-music scene in New York City’s Greenwich Village. T Bone Burnett produced the film’s soundtrack, which includes music performed by, among others, Isaac, Marcus Mumford and Justin Timberlake.

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'The Borgias' not returning for fourth season?

The Borgias may not return for a fourth season on Showtime.
The historical drama may wrap up with a final two-hour movie, according to Deadline.

However, Showtime executives are said to be waiting to see how the current third season of The Borgias performs in the ratings before making a final decision on the show's future.

The most recent episode - which aired on May 5 in the US - attracted a season high of 0.67m viewers.

Set at the turn of the 16th century, the series follows the machinations of the Borgia clan and stars Jeremy Irons as Pope Alexander VI.



"Jurassic Park 4" pushed back

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Guests will have to wait a little longer to re-enter “Jurassic Park.”

Universal Pictures has decided to take the film off its June 13, 2014 release date for the long-awaited sequel to “Jurassic Park 4.”

In a statement from Universal, the studio says, “Universal has decided to release Jurassic Park 4 at a later date giving the studio and filmmakers adequate time to bring audiences the best possible version of the fourth installment in Universal’s beloved franchise. We could not be more excited about the vision that Colin Trevorrow has created for this film, and we look forward to watching as he and the producers create another great chapter in this franchise’s storied history.”

“Safety Not Guaranteed” helmer Colin Trevorrow was eventually selected but as part of his deal had asked the studio if he could re-work the script with writing partner Derrick Connelly.

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Rest in Peace Mrs. Chancellor


Jeanne Cooper, one of the venerable matriarchs of CBS' hit soap 'The Young & the Restless," has died after a battle with an undisclosed illness.Actor Corbin Bersen, her son, confimed the news on his Twitter and Facebook page. He said she died with his sister by her side.

"While her light finally gave into the wind that gives flight to all our journeys, there will always be a glimmer left behind by what she stood for," Bernsen wrote.

Cooper, 84, had played Katherine Chancellor on the soap opera since 1973. In fact, she began her run on the soap just seven months after it began.

Before joining the program, Cooper had a long career in TV and film. In 2004 she received a lifetime achievement award from the Daytime Emmys.

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Fictional Moms Who Frighten Us And Ones We Love


Mothers' Day is right around the corner, a day about finally remembering to return your mom's phone calls and crafting bad macaroni art that expresses your appreciation for her. It's also a day to remember those other women that helped mold you into the dazzling creature you have become. No, I'm not talking about your first grade teacher or your great grandmother (although I'm sure they're really spectacular women); I'm talking about those fictional moms that made an impact through television or movies, the ones that you sometimes wished were your mom and the ones that made you thankful for your own. Here are the most frightening and most beloved fictional mothers in the history of forever.

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Wade Robson: 'MJ Was a Monster & a Sexual Abuser'

The lawyer for famed choreographer Wade Robson tells TMZ, Michael Jackson was a "monster" who sexually abused Wade for seven years as a child ... and threatened him if he ever went public.

Robson's lawyer, Henry Gradstein, tells TMZ, "Last year, on a career trajectory that was off the charts, he [Wade] collapsed under the stress and sexual trauma of what had happened to him for seven years as a child." Robson spent many weekends with Jackson at Neverland Ranch and his other homes in L.A. and Vegas between ages 7 and 14.

Gradstein goes on ... "He [Wade] lived with the brain washing by a sexual predator until the burden of it all crushed him." Gradstein says Michael would tell Wade, "If anyone ever finds out about what we did we will go to jail for the rest of our lives" and “our lives will be ruined forever.”   Gradstein tells us the threats worked, and Wade kept his mouth shut, adding, "This kind of intimidation of a child by a sexual predator is tragically characteristic and effective, keeping them quiet about the abuse - often for a lifetime."

Wade was steadfast for years that MJ did NOT molest him and indeed became Jackson's star witness at his 2005 molestation trial, adamantly denying any untoward conduct. The lawyer says, "Michael Jackson was a monster and in their hearts every normal person knows it."

TMZ broke the story ... 30-year-old Robson has filed a creditor's claim against MJ's estate alleging the singer molested him as a child and asking for damages. Sources tell us ... Wade is claiming the reason he didn't file the claim on time is because he repressed the memories of the abuse.

Gradstein says they have not asked for any specific amount of money in their legal docs, although that's clearly the point of filing a creditor's claim.  He then trashes what he calls "the Jackson money machine" which he says is "at it once again to keep the truth from coming out."  But he says, "This time it won't work."

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Cher Lloyd guest stars on America's boyband TV show "Big Time Rush" this Thursday


Big Time Rush airs every Thursday on Nickelodeon @ 8/7 C.

Episode description: Lucy (Malese Jow) makes a hit album based on her breakup with Kendall (Schmidt). Elsewhere, James (Maslow) starts a rumor about recording a duet with Cher Lloyd.

Listen to a preview of the new Big Time Rush song "Picture This" featured in the episode on Idolator

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Absol, Jynx and Sableye to get new evolutions? New Pokemon type???

Since the announcement of Pokemon X and Pokemon Y for the Nintendo 3DS, news about the new pair of games have been anything but abundant. We'll forgive Nintendo for this only because the games won't be released until sometime in October.

Due to the lack of news, many fans have taken matters into their own hands and have come up with their own theories and speculations to keep the fandom alive until the game's release.

Some of the more recent rumors are pretty exciting and include evolutions of your favorites from past games. There's even a rumor of a new Pokemon type! To readers new to Pokemon, the last time a new type was introduced to the games was back in 1999 with the introduction of Steel type and Dark type.

Enough with the text; show me the pretty pictures!

Rumored Nicki Minaj Jynx evolution

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Henry Cavill is featured in the June issue of Glamour UK where he talks about landing the role of Superman, getting acting advice from Russell Crowe and addresses rumours once again about the Fifty Shades of Grey movie.

On getting the role of Superman Henry said, "For a guy, it's pretty much the most awesome moment you can imagine."

On rumours he will be in the Fifty Shades of Grey film: "Put it this way, I've not read a script, spoken to a producer or a director."

On nudity: "I'm not a big fan of getting naked for the sake of it. I wouldn't use a body double, because I'm particular about the physicality of acting, but I won't just get my arse out because people are insisting I do."

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Iggy Azalea Hints at Rihanna Collaboration 'Designer Drugs'

Iggy Azalea has a few collaborations in store on her upcoming debut The New Classic including one with a global superstar. During her interview with Rap-Up TV, the “Work” rapper hinted that she has a track with Rihanna’s name written all over it.

“Hopefully I would be able to make that stick ’cause I would love to have her sing on my album. Who wouldn’t?” she said of RiRi, who is also signed to Island Def Jam.

She shared more details about the seductive song called “Designer Drugs.” “I actually sung the hook and then I thought, ‘I can think of someone who would sing this better,’” said Iggy. “It sounds like if someone was playing an acoustic guitar, but then you went out into a tipi in the middle of the desert and got really drunk and started hallucinating. It’s a bit warped, but strangely acoustic. I sound like a bit of a phone sex operator on it.”

While Rihanna may not be 100% confirmed, T.I. is. The Hustle Gang chief is set to appear on Iggy’s third single “Change Your Life.”


James "LOGAN" Howlett on set of X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

Hughjackmania has debuted these new looks at Hugh Jackman on the set of ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ as the Wolverine. ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past,’ the seventh installment in the ‘X-Men’ film series, commenced filming last month in Montreal, Canada. It will be the first film in the ‘X-Men’ film series to be filmed in 3D.

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Lily Collins & Jamie Campbell Bower to Return in ‘The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes’

Mister Smith Entertainment CEO David Garrett said Wednesday the Constantin Film and Unique Feature production The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes, the sequel to the upcoming The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, set to roll out worldwide in August this year, will be aiming to hunt down deals.

The sequel, based on Cassandra Clare’s YA novels, follows the story of Ciary Fray as she battles in a world of werewolves and vampires.

Screen Gems will release the first outing with Collins and Bower in the U.S. August 23, 2013.
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Yeah, good luck with that. Long term tracking looks HORRIBLE. Enjoy the bomb, Screen Gems.
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"Run The World (Girls)" Nail Polish Collection Inspired By Beyoncé (and some others)

There’s no escaping Beyoncé. Her music stays in our heads, her H&M clothing collection is in our closets, and her fragrances stay on our bodies. And now thanks to celebrity and fashion manicurist, Deborah Lippman, we can have King B on our fingertips.

The new Run The World (Girls) set speaks to the widely poplar neon nail trend and is available in five shades: I Kissed A Girl, It Girl, Hollaback Girl, Nasty Girl, and Party Girl.

“This season I wanted to create a more sophisticated take on the neon trend,” says Lippmann. “My new collection, Run the World (Girls) Set of mini nail lacquers features fun yet wearable neon shades that feel fresh with a fabulous matte finish and they are FDA-approved to boot!”

We’re feeling the yellow and magenta matte colors? Which are your favorites?

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Paul McCartney: Beatle Swarmed By Grasshoppers


The star managed to complete his performance despite being buzzed by a cloud of the insects as he played on stage in Brazil.

Animal-lover McCartney carried on for almost three hours in Goiania as he remained unfazed by the grasshoppers, which even landed on him during the show.

One remained on his shoulder for much of the show and the musician introduced his new pal to the 47,000-strong crowd as 'Harold'.

As he sang Hey Jude, McCartney turned to 'Harold' as he sang the words "the movement you need is on your shoulder", adding "it certainly is now".

The star opened his Out There! tour in Brazil this week and he is due to travel across six countries in the coming months.

His set lists have included rarely performed songs such as Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite, All Together Now and Eight Days A Week, which he has played live only once before - with The Beatles in 1965.


Why You Should Be Watching 'Southland'

Gritty cop show's fate unclear as season finale leaves viewers wanting more

Season Five of Southland ended with a bang on April 17, leaving unanswered questions about the fates of the hard-edged LAPD officers that tried-and-true viewers have come to revere. But the biggest question remains whether or not the gritty cop show will be picked up for another season.

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This show really needs to come back for at least another season! TNT had their upfronts today and I still haven't found any news about if Southland is coming back. :(  If you haven't started watching, check it out! Like this article says, you can 'binge view' and knock out a season in an evening.

Elementary 1x22 'Risk Management' Sneak Peek, Extended Promo + Episode Stills

Sherlock agrees to take a case from a man claiming to be Moriarty, hoping it will bring him closer to finding his nemesis. Meanwhile, Gregson encourages Joan to give up the dangerous line of work she has chosen and go back to being a sober companion, on Elementary, Thursday, May 9, 10/9c. [Spoiler (click to open)]Natalie Dormer guest stars.

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Bulgaria's Grigor Dimitrov Defeats Tennis World Number 1 Djokovic

Bulgarian up-and-comer Grigor Dimitrov defeated World Tennis Number one, Serbian Novak Djokovic in the second round of the 2013 Mutua Madrid Open.

The Bulgarian, just 21, from the southern town of Haskvovo, saved set point at 5-4 down in the first and another in the tie-break before winning the set.

Djokovic won a second-set tie-break but Dimitrov showed incredible courage to secure the biggest win of his career, BBC reports.

Serbian Djokovic, who won his third title of the year at last month's Monte Carlo Masters, received treatment on an injured ankle midway through the second.

Dimitrov, who beat Javier Marti in the first round, had an injury break of his own and looked physically drained after the second set.

But, with the Spanish crowd chanting his name, he drew on his reserves of energy to break Djokovic in the opening game of the third set and hold on to win the match.

I am posting this because I know a lot of people here don't like Djokovic, but  I am just happy for Grigor and hope that he will continue this way :)

Lauren Conrad goes from Kentucky to Malibu

Lauren had a busy week. She started out in LA then hit up the Kentucky Derby where she successfully avoided looking like an Easter basket threw up on her. She ended things in NY where she celebrated being named the spokesperson for Maliby Rum’s latest flavor.

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Lauren unveiled a sneak peek of her Kohl’s summer lookbook.

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Get your Kohl’s ready for next month’s arrival of LC Kohl’s bedding!

If this ruffled set comes in white it’s going to be mine.

Why is it so hard to find affordable comforters/duvets that are also cute? Most of the affordable ones are soooo ugly with leopard and other hideous prints that look like they were inspired by frat houses, pornos or the Kardashians

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NBC (Obviously) Cancels 'Deception', Passes On Hatfields & McCoys & Other Pilots

NBC has canceled "Deception" and passed on seven pilots, including the Charlize Theron-produced pilot "Hatfields & McCoys," TheWrap has learned.

A network source initially told TheWrap and other outlets that "Night Shift" was not picked up, but the source later corrected that it is, in fact, still contention

With upfront presentations to advertisers days away, NBC passed on "Hatfields" as well as the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced drama "The Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives"; "Joe, Joe and Jane"; "Drop Off"; "Holding Patterns"; "Bloodline" and "The Sixth Gun." It will unveil its schedule Sunday.

"Hatfields & McCoys" had been a particularly high-profile pilot, with Theron's participation and the popularity of the History miniseries of the same name last year. (The pilot placed the feud in modern-day Pittsburgh.)

Of the 26 pilots NBC ordered this season, 19 remain in contention to become series. They include J.J. Abrams' "Believe" and Jon Bokenkamp's "The Blacklist," starring James Spader, and two shows with "Office" stars, including "Brenda Forever," with Ellie Kemper.

Also read: Network Upfronts 2013: The Scorecard (So Far)

"Deception," created by "Friday Night Lights" alum Liz Heldens, starred Meagan Good and Liz Alonzo, and followed detective Joanna Locasto as she investigated the death of her estranged best friend, socialite Vivian Bowers. Notably, it was one of just two network shows with an African-American woman in the lead. The other is ABC's "Scandal."

"Deception" wrapped its season in mid-March with a finale that scored a 1.3 rating/3 share in the 18-49 demographic most important to advertisers. That was a far cry from the 2.0/5 that the series scored with its premiere. (The premiere numbers themselves were a 51 percent drop from the debut of "Revolution" in the same Mondays-at-10 p.m. time period.)

(Update: NBC has also passed on the pilot "The Secret Wives of Husbands and Wives"; "Night Shift" still in contention, contrary to earlier report)

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Does Kristen Stewart need a new career strategy?

When word got out that Kristen Stewart had dropped out of Focus, the movie she was originally going to star in alongside Ben Affleck, Lainey thought maybe she would be a good subject for a career prospectus, and many of you agreed. Thank you for your emails. As a fan of Stewart’s it kind of kills me to do this, but here it is, a career prospectus on Kristen Stewart. This is bound to make pretty much everyone unhappy, as her situation is neither as dire nor as good as you want it to be, depending on how much you hate/like her.

Obviously we’re having this conversation because Stewart made a Poor Life Choice last year and got busted cheating with her director, Rupert Sanders. It’s not the affair itself that’s the problem—if people in the industry got upset every time someone made a dumbass personal decision there would no one left to do any work at all—but rather Stewart’s handling of the fallout has been something of an issue. To determine what’s going on with her career, I asked a talent manager, a casting director, and a studio boss to weigh in on the State of Kristen Stewart.

First and most importantly, she is absolutely still hire-able, and is still a considerable get. In terms of fame, the only peers who come close to her level of famousness are Emma Watson, Emma Stone, and Jennifer Lawrence. Stewart is tremendously famous, having attained the kind of fame that never really goes away (see also: Orlando Bloom).
That is a valuable commodity, “instant advertising” the studio boss dubbed it. Announce Stewart is in your movie and watch the press release rocket through the interwebs, repeated on industry and gossip sites, and mainstream news outlets alike. She’s a lightning rod for attention and that’s a valuable commodity in a crowded marketplace.

So what’s the problem, then? Why has every project she’s announced since the scandal broke last summer fallen apart or, in the case of the Snow White sequel, been put off for at least a year (it’s set for a tentative 2015 release, which means it won’t film until next year—it’s conceivable that Stewart will go three years without stepping onto a set)? The problem, according to the casting director, is one of market share. What, precisely, are we hiring Stewart for? She can carry a studio tent pole, she can do character work in indies, she can be the girlfriend or the lead. That kind of diversity should equate to a variety of projects but that’s kind of the issue—it’s like standing in front of a buffet and not being able to choose an entrée. Stewart hasn’t cornered any one part of the market and is starting to find herself pushed out of all parts.

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Kerry Washington Promotes Peeples, Other Projects And That Show She Is On.

- government and arts work.
- She is giving the commencement address at george washington uni.
- Peeples. She praises Tyler Perry for using his power to shine a light on new directors.
- She tells David Letterman he would like Peeples writer/director Tina Chism.
- She jokes about her global take over.
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Almost Famous: She King

If you were ever a fan of Michelle Branch circa The Spirit Room then you're really going to love Shawnee She King, an Aboriginal artist from Toronto who writes stellar pop songs with big hooks, polished production and plenty of vocal power. It came as no surprise to learn that She King's recent accomplishments include being invited to tour with Roxette and Glass Tiger and asked to record a song for a show that'll soon air on the The Disney Channel.

She King's latest single, "Mirror Me", recently hit #1 on Canada's National Aboriginal Countdown Top 40 chart and #1 on my iPod. Check out the music video below. Later this year she'll be releasing a new single and embarking on a tour across Canada and the United States, which will include several Pride events.

How do you describe your music?

My music is all over the place, it depends on the mood I'm in when I'm writing it. It can be serious or quirky but it's always full of life and passion.

What instruments do you play?

I play a bit of guitar and piano. I forced myself to learn when I realized that writing music required it. I mostly only play to write though, it's not very often you'll see me perform with either instrument. One of these days I am going to learn how to play to drums.

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Taylor Swift is first woman since Madonna to play stadium shows in Australia

TAYLOR Swift is set to become the first female act since Madonna to play stadium shows in Australia. The pop superstar will tour stadiums in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth this December, playing to around 180,000 Australian fans in just ten days. It is the biggest Australian tour by a solo female performer since Madonna's 1993 visit.

Swift's meteoric rise in popularity in Australia has seen her accelerate from club shows in 2009 playing to around 1000 people to stadium venues of up to 50,000 fans just four years later. "It's a sign of the achievements of Taylor Swift and the loyal fanbase she's built up that she will be the first woman to play stadiums nationally here since Madonna," promoter Michael Gudinski said yesterday.

Swift was thrilled with the news. "That's mindblowing and a real honour," the singer, 23, said. "One of my favorite things about the connection between myself and the fans on this tour is that it's a very emotional one. They're there because they've felt the same things I'm singing about at one point in their lives. They're singing all the words. When you look out at a sea of people in a stadium and 60,000 people are singing back to you it's an incredible connection."

Swift's US tour, with collaborator Ed Sheeran as opening act, will wind up in late September. The star will take a break while the production is shipped from the US in time for a show in Auckland on November 29. Swift then plays Sydney's Allianz Stadium on December 4, Brisbane's Suncorp Stadium on December 7, Perth's NIB Stadium December 11 and Etihad Stadium in Melbourne on December 14. Tickets go on sale 9am on May 21, with a presale beginning on May 14.

Swift's latest album Red has sold over six million copies worldwide since its release last year.


Taylor Swift dines with Lena Dunham and Zooey Deschanel after Met Gala

Taylor Swift, Lena Dunham and Zooey Deschanel skipped the Met Gala after parties, instead opting for a low-key meal at an Italian restaurant.

Dunham later tweeted: "The most punk moment of last night: I asked them to turn down the music in a pizza place".

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Catholic League + former Archbishop of Canterbury slam new Bowie video

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David Bowie's new music video for The Next Day (the title track from his album of the same name), featuring Gary Oldman and Marion Cotillard, has worked spectacularly well in the sense of drumming up controversy. In less than 24 hours, it has been (temporarily) banned by youtube, slammed by the Catholic league and labelled 'juvenile' by Lord Carey, former Archbishop of Canterbury.

Check under the cut for what they have to say!

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How to Cook a Human with Hannibal's Bryan Fuller and Chef Jose Andres

Hannibal is without a doubt the most appetizing scripted show on television, all thanks to creator Bryan Fuller and culinary consultant Chef Jose Andres. The showrunner and chef spoke to about how they make human meat look so tasty and what sets Dr. Lecter (Mads Mikkelson) apart from your average cannibal.

When Fuller got the opportunity to do Hannibal, Andres was one of the first phone calls he made. In fact, the famed chef isn't just the show's culinary consultant — he helped inspire the small-screen adaptation of the titular cannibal! "I had seen [Andres] talk about food and how passionate he was and articulate he was ... and he had such an enthusiasm that I thought Hannibal Lecter should have a similar passion for food that Jose had," Fuller told While most would balk at being compared to a murderer, Andres not only relates to Hannibal (while referencing the last scene in Anthony Hopkins' big-screen Hannibal he mused, "Holy cow, this could be me!"), but believes there's something innate in human DNA that attracts us to blood. "Every time we cut our finger one of the things we do ... is we take the finger to our mouth and kind of we suck the blood," Andres explained. "When I cut it, I'm like, 'Mmm, this is sweet man. I'm tasty!'" (idek, man)

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Hannibal airs Thursdays at 10/9c on NBC.

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Fox picks fall dramas: Greg Kinnear, Terry O'Quinn series greenlit

The great pilot-to-series deluge of 2013 has begun. Fox just made its drama orders for next season, and the list includes the J.J. Abrams-produced robot cops project (now titled Almost Human) starring Star Trek actor Karl Urban and the House-as-defense-attorney drama Rake, starring Greg Kinnear (As Good As It Gets).

Also getting spots on the schedule: San Francisco crime drama Gang Related, which returns fan-favorite Terry O’Quinn (Lost) to prime-time in a supporting role, and a new take on the classic short story The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, starring relative newcomer Tom Mison. All four dramas contain a mix of procedural and serialized storytelling (Gang Related and Sleepy Hollow are a bit more serialized, while Almost Human and Rake lean more toward case-of-the-week). More obviously, half the titles are set in contemporary times, the other two are set in the future or past.

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Madonna works out listening to Xtina, Britney, Missy Elliot, Jay-Z, Frank Ocean & Rihanna

Madonna’s personal trainer of three and a half years, Nicole Winhoffer gave an interview to New York Magazine.
Winhoffer first met Madonna while training backup dancers for the Sticky and Sweet tour in 2009. When the tour ended, Madonna asked Winhoffer to stay on as her primary trainer, and the pair has since co-founded the Hard Candy Fitness brand, which includes a series of DVDs called “Addicted to Sweat.” In addition to Madonna, Winhoffer’s clients include Andrea Riseborough and Abbie Cornish. Read on for more details on Madonna’s workout habits and Met Gala tush.

She explained that she had to make Madonna’s workouts extra butt-specific during the past week to prepare the Queen of Pop for the Met Gala.

NYmag: How long did you spend preparing Madonna for the Met Gala?
Nicole Winhoffer: I knew that the event was on Monday, May 6, so in the week leading up to it, we spent a lot of time on legs and cardio, and particularly on her butt. We kept the room feeling warm, right at 85 degrees, and very humid, to promote sweating, which is good for the skin and circulation and blood flow. I focused on three [specific muscles] of the derriere, and I made sure they were fired during the warm-up, which is about ten to fifteen moves. Then we spent about 45 minutes each day on the toning session, which also focused on legs and inner thighs. We also did lots of cardio, about 35 minutes. We really really tried to burn fat and make sure the skin was tight.
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The Voice Recap:Who had the best songs?

The second set of teams-- Shakira and Blake's -- took the stage Tuesday on NBC. Who shone?
Up until this week, The Voice coaches Shakira, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton and Usher have decided which singers escaped elimination. Now, it's time for you to help decide. It's the Live Playoffs!
Teams Adam and Usher sang Monday night, so Shakira and Blake's teams took the stage Tuesday. High notes and low points:
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Watch Hologram Feist Play 'How Come You Never Go There' in Three Cities at Once

Samsung beams Broken Social babe into all of the parties.

Goodbye Holo-Pac, hello Holo-Feist. Broken Social Scene matriarch, occasional black metal dabbler, and oak-sturdy solo artist Leslie Feist played in three Canadian cities at the exact same time last night thanks to the latest in holographic technology. Fans in Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal were treated to simultaneous sets from the singer-songwriter, who materialized out of thin air at the behest of Samsung, as Exclaim reports.

The smartphone giants collaborated with projection company Musion to bring Feist to all three of their regional Galaxy S4 launch parties. Above, you can watch her strum and shred her way through "How Come You Never Go There." While this footage showcases a fairly simple setup, other clips (with terrible sound) display the performer accompanied by a prismatic array of, well, herselves. Meanwhile, the "making of" video below gives insight into the production.

"To get a chance to be a hologram is kind of playing into every childhood fantasy dream of the magic of smoke and mirrors," says Feist in the clip. "[It] really lives up to a lot of my dreams in terms of the things I have been trying to do live for years."

Look at what the light did now.

She is amazing live, so this better not be the future.

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Andy Samberg, Seth MacFarlane comedies get Fox series orders

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Seth MacFarlane is officially entering the live-action comedy game. The Family Guy creator’s sitcom pilot Dads has been given a series order by Fox, along with four other new comedies, including one starring Saturday Night Live‘s Andy Samberg.

Dads stars Family Guy voice talent Seth Green and Ted co-star Giovanni Ribisi as two best friends whose lives are turned upside down when their fathers move in. The network’s other new comedies include $#*! My Dad Says author Justin Halpern’s latest Surviving Jack (based on his book I Suck at Girls) and a new offering from Parks & Recreation writer-producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur starring Samberg as a lackadaisical detective.

Below are Fox’s confirmed comedy orders with the latest network-provided descriptions:

From Dan Goor and Michael Schur, the Emmy Award-winning writers/producers of “Parks and Recreation,” and starring Emmy Award winners Andy Samberg and Andre Braugher, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE is a single-camera ensemble comedy about what happens when a detective who doesn’t take anything seriously gets a new “by-the-book” boss who wants him to grow up and respect the badge.

DADS – The new live-action, multi-camera comedy from Emmy Award winner Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild, the creatively outrageous team behind “Ted” and FOX’s FAMILY GUY, stars Emmy Award winner Seth Green and Emmy Award nominee Giovanni Ribisi as two successful guys – and childhood best friends – whose lives get turned upside down when their pain-in-the-neck patriarchs (Martin Mull and Academy Award and Emmy Award nominee Peter Riegert) move in.

ENLISTED is an irreverent and heartfelt military-set single-camera family comedy starring Geoff Stults that follows three brothers getting to know each other again on a small Florida Army base and the group of misfits who surround them.

Based on the hugely popular and multiple-award-winning BBC 3 series “Gavin and Stacey” and starring Emmy Award nominee Jason Ritter and Alexis Bledel, US & THEM is an ensemble single-camera comedy about a young couple, whose path to happily-ever-after is complicated by the screwed-up circus of people closest to them.

SURVIVING JACK (working title)
SURVIVING JACK (working title) is a new single-camera ensemble comedy based on best-selling author Justin Halpern’s semi-autobiographical book, “I Suck at Girls.” Set in 1990s Southern California, Emmy Award nominee Christopher Meloni stars as a man becoming a dad, as his son is becoming a man, in a time before “coming of age” was something you could Google.