May 5th, 2013

Life Is But A Dream

Ageless Beauty JLO's Secret to Glowing Skin Flies off the Shelves

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Jennifer Lopez's flawless skin is envied the world over and it seems her dewy look is the skin tone most emulated by fans as a wrinkle cream promoted the star sold out within hours of hitting the shelves.

The Love Don't Cost A Thing singer seems to be turning back time each time she's spotted on a red carpet as she still possesses a youthful, wrinkle-free glow that most women around her 43 years can only dream of.

The heaven-sent bargain wrinkle serum is a sworn-by product by the The Wedding Planner actress. The B. Flawless Targeted Wrinkle Filler retails at a mere £9.99 ($15.55) and was stocked online on the Superdrug website, as well as in some stores around the UK.

But, when word got out that J-Lo uses this very serum for her own non-existent wrinkles, women all over the country went crazy for the miracle worker and as a result, the product sold out within two hours online.

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Hans Zimmer Is Scoring Steve McQueen’s 'Twelve Years a Slave'

It still may be early in the year, but this is already one of the strong Oscar contenders of 2013. I'm talking about the film Twelve Years a Slave, the next feature from auteur Steve McQueen (Hunger, Shame), starring Chiwetel Ejiofor as Solomon Northup, a man living in New York during the mid-1800s who is kidnapped and sold into slavery in the deep south. The film is in post-production and Film Music Reporter (via The Playlist) has learned that McQueen has somehow nabbed Hans Zimmer to score the film, which is getting a late December release by Fox Searchlight. The blog says Zimmer "recently composed the score."


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Miley Cyrus is a hypocrite, remains flawless while doing so

Miley Cyrus seems to contradict herself quite a bit. Her most recent contradiction stems from her interview with Elle UK.

In the article, Miley addresses her relationship Liam Hemsworth, stating it is now private, as is the rest of her personal life.

"We [Liam and I] were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight – into my life and my puppies and my house – and I just don't feel they get that privilege any more," Cyrus said. "Like on my Twitter, I'm much more...not conservative, but you don't see a picture of my dogs. You don't get that personal stuff any more."

But, wait! While the talented starlet claims her fans won't see a picture of her dogs, her twitter, as well as her newly created instagram, say otherwise.

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Girl, I love you, but come ooonnnnnn. Practice what you preach, tbh.

Hot 97 DJ ‘Mister Cee’ charged with trying to pick up male prostitute

Popular Hot 97 deejay “Mister Cee” was busted trying to pick up a male prostitute in Brooklyn, cop sources said.

But Cee, 46, whose real name is Calvin LeBrun, didn’t know that the gigolo he approached at Madison St. and Broadway in Bushwick just before midnight on Thursday was really an undercover cop, the sources said.

The music man — who emerged into the hip-hop world as Big Daddy Kane’s deejay and later produced Notorious B.I.G.’s first album, “Ready to Die” — was charged with patronizing a prostitute. He was waiting to be arraigned on Saturday. It’s not the first time the deejay has been cuffed for playing with prostitutes.

Cee pled guilty in 2011 to a charge of loitering for the purpose of engaging in prostitution after he was arrested for receiving oral sex from another man in a parked car.




Victoria Beckham's Daughter, Harper, Steps Out in Skinny Jeans

Just when we thought li'l Harper Beckham had found a style staple in adorable sundresses, the budding fashionista switched things up on us with a teeny, tiny pair of skinny jeans!

Of course, when you're the daughter of fashion icon Victoria Beckham, only designer denim will do.
The adorable 1-year-old looked just as posh as her stylish mom when the pair boarded the Eurostar in London earlier today, with the Brit fashion designer in a sleek pair of track pants and her wee girl in 7 For All Mankind's Toddler Skinny Jeans.

Yes, toddler skinny jeans exist, but before you judge, take a moment to revel in Harper's over-the-top cuteness in the pink stitched pants paired with corduroy slip-ons and a white top adorned with darling little bows.

We're guessing that Harper's pop David Beckham, whom the mother-daughter duo were traveling to see on his birthday, won't receive a better present than a visit from his trendy tot and always chic wife.
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"The Bear and the Maiden Fair" -- EXCLUSIVE Gwen Christie and NCW spoiler interview!

Game Of Thrones Season 3 has a bear in it, and that bear is on its way – it’s not a spoiler to point out we’re mere weeks away from Episode 7, ‘The Bear And The Maiden Fair’. Speaking exclusively to SciFiNow, Brienne of Tarth star Gwendoline Christie and Jaime Lannister’s Nikolaj Coster-Waldau talk around the obvious and outline their approach to spoilers…


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These adorable trolls.

Dina Lohan maintains firm grasp on reality

Lindsay Lohan's mom admits that it's been "a crazy 48 hours."

"A crazy five years!" Dina Lohan added, exclusively talking to E! News about her daughter's whirlwind odyssey from New York to L.A. that ultimately ended with the 26-year-old being checked into the Betty Ford Center "just on time."

"I am so relieved and thankful that Lindsay is getting the help she needs in a credible place," Dina says. "She actually wanted to go, whether the court said to or not. She is happy there, to get introspective and get back on the right track."

Lohan, who was sentenced March 18 to 90 days in rehab for reckless driving and lying to a peace officer, had until yesterday to show proof to the court that she was officially checked into a treatment program—and she just made it after the judge wouldn't sign off on her other L.A.-area pick, Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach.

"We wanted her at Seafield, but it wasn't the smoking excuse like was reported," Dina says, referring to Seafield Center in the Hamptons. (It was rumored that Lindsay had wanted Morningside instead because they let residents smoke.)

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Lindsay, otoh, has admitted "sending me to rehab is pointless"
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'Iron Man 3' Whoops Ass: $175.3 Million Weekend, 680.1 Million WW

Kicking off the season with pedal to the metal, Robert Downey Jr.'s Iron Man 3 made the record books as it opened to $175.3 million in North America, the No. 2 debut of all time behind fellow Marvel pic The Avengers ($207.4 million), also starring Downey as Iron Man. Iron Man 3 received a glowing A CinemaScore, fueling word of mouth.

Overseas, the Disney and Marvel threequel grossed $175.9 million in its second weekend, putting the 3D movie's worldwide total at $680.1. Internationally, Iron Man 3 - the first title in the franchise to be released in 3D -- is matching Avengers overseas, where 3D remains a big draw. China leads with a whopping $63.5 million, the top opening of all time for a Marvel film. Iron Man 3 -- which has a strong shot of joining an elite club of films ultimately grossing $1 billion or more -- is a sizeable victory for Marvel and parent company Disney, giving them the top two slots on the list of all-time North American openings as Iron Man 3 beat out the final Harry Potter pic ($169.2 million).

Box office observers say that threequel is playing more like a sequel to Avengers, particularly than to Iron Man 2, which debuted to $128.1 million on the same weekend in 2010.
The tentpole's performance propelled Disney to cross the $1 billion mark at the international box office. Helmed by franchise newcomer Shane Black, Iron Man 3 shattered a number of other records in its worldwide assault, including scoring the top-grossing Saturday of all time in North America ($62.2 million) save only for Avengers ($69.6 million). Overseas, the movie scored the biggest weekend of all time in Southeast Asia and many regions of Latin America, as well as in Australia, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, the Netherlands and the UAE. Equally as impressive, Iron Man 3 has already surpassed the total global box office of Iron Man ($585 million), Iron Man 2 ($624 million), Thor ($449 million) and Captain America ($369 million). The threequel sees the return of Gwyneth Paltrow as Stark's girlfriend Pepper Potts and Don Cheadle as James Rhodes. Ben Kingsley, Guy Pearce and Rebecca Hall join the superhero series as characters threatening the stressed-out Stark.

Below are the top 10 estimates for the May 3-5 weekend at the North American  box office.

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what were your thoughts on Iron Man 3 ONTD? I think it was the best in the series of 3 and the most fun!

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X Factor winner James Arthur accidentally gets oral sex from two hookers

Ria spills on giving oral to the star, and being asked to put on a "lesbian show".
When contacted, James insisted he did not know they were hookers.

X FACTOR winner James Arthur romped with two hookers — but insisted on keeping his white socks on.. When contacted by The Sun, James insisted he was not aware the women were hookers at the time.

Ria Vincent, 23, last night told how the millionaire star’s pals booked her and a fellow call girl to party at his flat for £1,000.

The bearded singer, 25, remained dressed in his dark jacket, denim shirt, black cap and his socks while both girls performed a sex act on him.

He also watched the girls writhe around in a lesbian show.

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June Shannon, Honey Boo Boo Mom, Getting Married to Sugar Bear

Here comes the (Honey Boo Boo) bride! Nine years after they initially met in an online chat room, reality show mom June Shannon and her longtime beau Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson are finally going to exchange "I do's" on Sunday, May 5.

The ceremony, which will take place in McIntyre, Georgia, will be a "taped event," according to an official wedding invitation obtained by TMZ, meaning that fans of TLC's hit Here Comes Honey Boo Boo won't be left in the dark over the undoubtedly eventful nuptials.

Guests are asked to abide by a "no cell phones, cameras, or outside video taping" rule, however. According to TMZ, the people working the wedding were asked to don "full redneck attire" for the taped ceremony.

Shannon, known as "Mama" on the show, and Thompson are already parents to Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, 7, the feisty Toddlers & Tiaras pageant contestant with a penchant for outrageous one-liners.

"A lot of people say they can relate to us," Shannon told Ryan Seacrest during a radio interview in August 2012. "Our fan base tells us that when they have a bad day they can be able to watch our show and be able to get a good laugh; I honestly laugh at the show too because it is kind of funny, because we know we have fun filming it. It's just all about having fun making memories."


Dannielynn Birkhead Channels Mother Anna Nicole Smith at the Kentucky Derby

Talk about a mini me!

Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead, the daughter of Anna Nicole Smith, was the spitting image of her late mother at the Kentucky Derby in Louisville, Kentucky on Saturday.

Dannielynn and her father Larry Birkhead happily posed on the red carpet at the Grey Goose lounge at Churchill Downs. Sporting a white gown with red trim -- and a hat and umbrella to match -- Dannielynn seemed like a natural hamming it up for the cameras.

Smith, who passed away in 2007, surely would have approved of her daughter's over the top ensemble since the former Playboy model was known for her eccentric style. In 2004, Smith stole the show at the Kentucky Derby in a bright pink dress.

What do you think of Dannielynn's Southern belle look?


Matthew Perry gets caught on LA Kings Kiss-Cam, hilarity ensues

The Stanley Cup Playoffs are in full swing, and yesterday’s Game 3 between the LA Kings and St. Louis Blues brought out the stars, including Taylor Kitsch, Eric Stonestreet, and Matthew Perry. Only one of them, however, got caught on the Kiss Cam. See who Perry smooches in the video. We don’t want to spoil it for you.

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Flawless Winona Ryder stuns in Interview Magazine

Winona Ryder gets sultry in Interview, says role of serial killer Richard Kuklinski's wife was 'something that I’d never done before'

'The Iceman' star opens up in new issue of Interview, saying she couldn't watch any of the interviews with Kuklinski because she would get creeped out.

When Winona Ryder was a teen, a casting director told her, “Listen, kid. You should not be an actress. You are not pretty enough. You should go back to wherever you came from and you should go to school. You don’t have it." New Interview magazine pictures sure prove her wrong.

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Melissa Joan Hart's Darci's Walk of Shame Kickstarter: "Bridesmaids meets The Hangover"

In the 1990s and early 2000s, Melissa Joan Hart was the object of many a pre-teen boy's crush and practically every young girl's aspiration. From Clarissa's killer wardrobe and keen insight to Sabrina's cutie boyfriend and magical powers, Hart had — and could explain — it all.

But now it's 2013 and Hart is ready to leave her goody two-shoes image behind. "A lot of people still remember me as Clarissa and Sabrina," Hart says.

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Donate here:Darci's Walk of Shame Kickstarter

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Luna Lovegood is Going to Theatre

Evanna Lynch set to star in British stage tour production of "Houdini" this fall

Evanna Lynch will head to the British stage this fall, starring as the wife of famous magician Harry Houdini in the upcoming production of Houdini. Joining the Harry Potter actress will be Stuart Brennan, who wrote the stage play as well, as Houdini's brother Theo. The titular character has yet to be cast; tickets will be on sale for the various productions around the U.K. this Monday, May 6.

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The opening night will take place September 9 at the Stoke on Trent Repertory Theatre, and will tour across the U.K. through October. A synopsis of the story can be read below.

To be the greatest, you have to be willing to sacrifice everything. The highly successful Brothers Houdini soon find this out, as their death-defying feats start to draw in ever bigger crowds and ultimately attract the attention of the major theatre promoters.

Join us for what promises to be an explosive theatrical spectacle, when the prestigious promoter Martin Beck offers only Harry an opportunity that will change his life forever.

This intricate look inside the lives of two of the greatest performers the world has ever seen, explores the impact of family, love and jealousy. Watch as two masters of the stage perform, entrance, delight and surprise, performing a number of famous illusions in this gripping life story that is certainly not for the faint-hearted.

Discover the legend. Believe in the magic.

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Jackson Family Vs. AEG Live -- Week 1 Trial Summary

(ABOVE: Randy Jackson and his mother Katherine Jackson, depicted in court, April 30, 2013.)

On April 29th, the Jackson family's wrongful death lawsuit against "This Is It" concert promoter AEG Live finally went to court.

The trial, which could last several months, promises dramatic revelations, legal fireworks, and plenty of star witnesses. Jurors earning $15 a day will decide whether one of the world's largest entertainment companies should pay Michael Jackson's mother and three children billions of dollars for its liability in the pop icon's death.

I'm going to be posting weekly summaries of the trial for ONTD; each new summary should be up on either Saturday or Sunday. :)

This is obviously the round-up for Week 1 of the Jacksons/AEG trial -- four days in court, total. Hope you find it informative!

Oh, and if you want a little background on how this lawsuit got started and all the drama it created along the way... HERE's a brief history of it all. Otherwise, read on!

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Court is back in session tomorrow, Monday (May 6). Remember, if you want to follow the trial each day, instead of waiting for a weekly summary . . . I recommended following @mccartneyAP (an AP journalist who's live-tweeting the trial) and @ABC7Courts (also live-tweeting the trial, sometimes has different info).
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'The Sims 4' registered by EA, announcement tipped for Monday

The Sims 4 web domain appears to have been registered by EA, with the game's unveiling expected on Monday (May 6).

The studio is holding a conference call tomorrow and has promised to make a major announcement related to the world-creation franchise, according to a NeoGAF forum post.

The new web domain,, is already active and links back to the official Sims site.

EA will continue to support The Sims 3 this year, with the Island Paradise, Dragon Valley and Movie Stuff expansion packs scheduled for release in the coming months.

Released in 2009, The Sims 3 and its add-ons continue to chart highly in the weekly PC chart.

It has been speculated that The Sims 4 could require an always-online connection like the latest Sim City sequel. (nooooooooooo)


also, this has been going around tumblr all day, it could be fake but omg

Shirley Manson of Garbage drags Beyonce

There is something about the way the media and Beyonce are publicly duking things out currently that bothers me so much I can't stop thinking about it.
I speak to the recent spate of media outlets who have gone to great pains to print "unflattering" photographs of Beyonce performing on stage.

As though it was a mortal sin that a woman should be caught "in public' looking anything less than perfect.
I can't even begin to describe how utterly reductive, offensive and dangerous this kind of thinking is.

But what has bothered me even more than the media's relish in printing unflattering photographs of one of our era's most accomplished entertainers and one of the great beauties of our age was Beyonce's reaction to the attempt to diminish her.

What did she do?
She banned photographers from the pit. The ultimate checkmate in her mind no doubt.
However in doing so it feels to me like some kind of an apology. As though she's ashamed of photos that portray her as anything less than perfect. As though in not being perfect at all times she is failing us and herself.

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E! Online's Twitter Hacked by the Syrian Electronic Army: Legendary Trolling

Humorous, though a little scary...

They've recently been in the headlines for attacking the online accounts of the Associated Press and the BBC.
Now the Syrian Electronic Army has taken on E! Online and the massive internet fan base of Justin Bieber, sending out a series of false tweets about the 19-year-old singer on Saturday.
The messages, which began around 1 p.m. ET, started with an 'exclusive' that the Canadian singer was coming out.
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The end is near ya'll :)

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The Hobbit's Richard Armitage on CGI, Tolkien, fat suits — and sustainable energy

Peter Jackson's latest epic in the Tolkien saga, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, arrived in stores on Blu-ray and DVD just this week. Richard Armitage, who plays Thorin Oakenshield, king of the dwarves, caught up with CNET Australia to give us the down-low on green screen acting, how to look like a dwarf and his passion for sustainable energy.

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TANNING MOM Releases a Pop Song WHY WHY WHY?

Just when you thought looking at "Tanning Mom" Patricia Krentcil was the worst thing you could put yourself through -- TMZ has now obtained a snippet of her new song ... which will do for your ears what these photos did to your eyes.

The song, called "It's Tan Mom," will come out in iTunes on Monday morning. We're told Krentcil figured if Octomom could release a song, she could do one more!

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Cara Delevingne drops packet of white powder

GIGGLING Cara Delevingne drops a packet of mysterious white powder outside her home — and worried friends yesterday said they fear her partying could damage her health.
The small sachet tumbled out of the 20-year-old supermodel’s handbag and on to the floor as she searched for her keys.
Cara swiftly covered the packet with her foot, then her handbag before snatching it up.

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Kim: Spacey won me with director

Kim Cattrall has revealed Kevin Spacey wooed her to the Old Vic by signing up War Horse director Marianne Elliott at Kim's request.

The Sex And The City star has just begun rehearsals playing a fading Hollywood star who battles drug addiction and seeks comfort in the arms of a young gigolo in a new production of Tennessee Williams' Sweet Bird Of Youth at the Old Vic.

Kim revealed: "I was doing Private Lives in the West End about two years ago and Kevin Spacey came to see it and he took me for lunch a few days later and said 'I have an idea'... he said 'Sweet Bird Of Youth'. And I said, Alright, if you can get Marianne Elliott to direct it I'll do it - and he did!"

Marianne is an award-winning British director who has worked on acclaimed productions in the West End and Broadway.

Kim, 56, admitted Sweet Bird Of Youth was not a light-hearted play, but promised the production would be sexy.

She said: "Every play is a journey. Antony And Cleopatra isn't a comedy in three acts either, at least this woman doesn't die with a snake at her breast. I think it's a beautiful journey for both of them, and somewhat of a love affair really, because I think these people in some ways, who are discovering all of this are maybe meant to be together.

"And it's very sexy too!"


Star Trek: Portrait Session

Karl Urban, Alice Eve, Simon Pegg, Chris Pine, J.J. Abrams, Zoe Saldana, & Zachary Quinto pose for a portrait session at the Corinthia Hotel in London on Saturday, May 4, 2013. (Photos by Richard Chambury/Invision/AP)

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Feel free to continue your Pinto de Mayo celebrations here, but it'd be nice to give love to the other cast members too!!

Dayo Okeniyi (Thresh in The Hunger Games) Books Role In Dark Love Triangle Drama 'Endless Love'

Dayo Okeniyi (Thresh in The Hunger Games) is in negotiations to star opposite Alex Pettyfer and Gabriella Wilde in Universal's Endless Love.

Said to be a big role in the film, Okeniyi will play Pettyfer's best friend - the BBF lives - who's described as "mischievous and a daredevil," in a story about teens caught up in a love triangle that becomes dark and disastrous.

Maybe he's one third of that love triangle with Pettyfer and Wilde??

Directing the film is Shana Feste, with Scott Stuber and Pam Abdy of Bluegrass Films and Josh Schwartzand Stephanie Savage of Fake Empire are producing.

J. Miles Dale is exec producing.

This is one of 3 projects on Okeniyi's upcoming slate, which includes an indie coming-of-age drama titled The Spectacular Now, an adaptation of a novel by Tim Tharp, to be directed by James Ponsoldt (Smashed), and which centers on "a charismatic high school senior who lives only for the moment;" and second, a crime drama titled Runner, Runner, which stars Ben Affleck as "a businessman caught up in the world of offshore online gaming."


Trust P!nk to go overboard with an apology.

She was sick and had to cancel her April 22 concert in Brimingham, England, and now P!nk is responding to angry fans who have been sending her hate mail.

On Saturday (May 4), the “Just Give Me a Reason” rocker, who is currently on her Truth About Love tour, took to her official page to pen a response.

Ticket holders were upset that the show will not be made up, prompting the rain of angry mail to begin. Check out her full message below:

"To all of the fans/friends/people/ticket buyers from the Birmingham show that I had to cancel: and I say “had” because I had absolutely no choice in the matter, no control over the circumstances, and physically could not get my sick ass on stage, because of an ear infection and chest infection all at the same time, and even a doctor told me I could not go on stage wether I wanted to or not: To all of you:

I sincerely apologize, AGAIN, for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Sincerely. I actually rode by the venue, and saw some of you in line, and there was not a fucking thing I could do about any of it. Except cry. My heart was absolutely broken.

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For the rest of you- Kindly kiss my entire almost back to healthy ass.

Love always,

Alecia the human also known as p!nk

P!nk's Facebook via her official fan website

Damn, girl. We get it. You would have gone further if you hadn't tried to guilt-trip us into forgiving you.


Critics Tear Rihanna's 777 Documentary to Shreds


As anyone who’s been to a Rihanna show (that wasn’t cancelled) will agree, performing isn’t where her “wow” factor lies. Indeed, even her staunchest supporters will be the first to confirm that it’s her catalogue of hits that make her, for better or worse.
Therefore, it’s little surprise that her new ’777′ tour documentary has been unceremoniously slammed by critics.
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I'm still going to watch it, lol.


✌Cici Princess Post✌

CiCi is featured in J Magazine – The Neo-Feminist Issue, independent publishing created by James Worthington DeMolet. Sexy and sultry R&B diva Ciara explains she learned about manifest destiny at twelve and boldly declares she “ain’t no Celine Dion.”

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Best Bone Structure in the music biz!

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Ryan Gosling Spotted Directing New Film and Looks Hot Doing It

Is it possible that Ryan Gosling looks even cuter as a director?

The hunky Hollywood star was caught on set of How to Catch a Monster in Detroit, Mich., but instead of doing his usual thing in front of the camera, Gosling was behind the scenes, making his directorial debut. And it looked like things were going well, since The Gos was snapped flashing a bright smile—that, or he was making lovey-dovey faces at his girlfriend Eva Mendes, who is also in the film.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks stars in the fantasy flick, which centers on a single mother of two (Hendricks) named Billy, who lives in a vanishing city and is brought into a dark underworld when her son discovers a road that leads to an underwater village and one exciting adventure. The actress was very flattered to be given the role, and exclaimed during an interview with Flare magazine that she doesn't want to let Gosling down.

"[Ryan] called me and asked me if I was interested in doing this film, and I said: 'One, of course, yes, and two, why me? And three, I don't want to disappoint you. It's the largest role I've ever had, so this is one I'm definitely aware of my anxiety about."

She added, "You don't want to disappoint the people who have put their trust in you."

Especially if that person is, you know, Ryan Gosling.


I am so excited for him! He looks so happy
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Chris Brown Talks Rihanna Break-Up

Chris Brown spoke exclusively to the Kyle and Jackie O Show and opened up on his relationship with Rihanna as well as his 24th birthday, which was yesterday.

"I've actually got 3 birthday parties scheduled, I got one in L.A., one in Vegas and one in New York so we can go and have fun, and I'm just trying to have, you know, the best time with my fans and all the people in the club," Brown told Kyle and Jackie O. (no1curr)

When asked about if he was going to be celebrating solo, the singer said "yeah, Imma (sic) do it solo, I mean at the end of the day Shawty (Rihanna) doing her own thang (sic), she on the road… it's always gonna be love… I'm a grown man, just gotta fast forward."

Brown also commented on how he's got his love interest to agree to the sabbatical, saying "tell me when you find out, cos I still have yet to!"

And for the record, Chris did have sex on an airplane… "I was a naughty, naughty boy". (lol okay)

Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio, 25-Year BFFs, Reunite

Two longtime, famous-name pals are back together.

After a two-year professional break to spend more time with his family, Tobey Maguire returns to the big screen by teaming up with his longtime pal Leonardo DiCaprio for director Baz Luhrmann's new 3D adaptation of novelist F. Scott Fitzgerald's 1925 classic, The Great Gatsby, opening May 10.

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Must be nice... Only 5 more days!


Tim Tebow fans make desperate plea to President Obama

The economy is on the upswing, but there remains some disconcerting signs:

Tim Tebow is still unemployed.

No worries. His whacko fan-base is on the case, appealing to President Obama to resolve this crisis immediately.

Yes, they have filed a petition on the White House's 'We the People' website, asking President Obama to call Jacksonville Jaguars general manager David Caldwell, demanding that he sign Tebow.

I am not making this up.

Here’s the official petition: “Jacksonville Jaguars fans want the team to sign recently released QB Tim Tebow. However, rookie general manager for the Jacksonville Jaguars David Caldwell is blocking this from happening. If the Jaguars sign & START Tebow, home games will be sold out, sales will spike, the team will win and the fans will be happy. Mr. Caldwell is ignoring lots of facts about the misunderstood Tim Tebow while in Denver: Passer rating of 125.6 is highest ever in Broncos postseason history. Most yards per completion (31.6) in NFL playoff history.100.5 QB rating is best ever for a Broncos QB in his first start. Third most passing yards in a game by a Bronco rookie QB. (308, in his 2nd start), First 15+ point comeback in the final 3 minutes of an NFL game since the merger,7 game winning drives in just 16 games!”

Yes, get on this right away Mr. President! Ignore all that other nonsense like petitions for reducing gun violence, Wall Street reform and addressing the ills of the U.S. Postal Service.

The world as we know it will end if the Jaguars don’t sign Tebow!

Granted, the Jaguars are as irrelevant as you can get in the NFL. But the fact that they WON’T sign Tebow reflects the scouting report on the former UF Heisman Trophy winner. They know something all the other 31 teams know:

Tebow can’t play quarterback in the NFL.

And that’s the reason he’s not playing. Not because there’s a conspiracy among the NFL, Lamestream Media and all atheists in the world.

PS: The petition conveniently ignores the fact that Tebow’s NFL career completion percentage is 47.9, which is about as low as you can go in the league.

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Queen Shakira don't do diapers

Diaper duty is not Shakira‘s strong suit. Turns out, tending to son Milan‘s bathroom duties is what has shocked the pop star, 36, most about motherhood.

“I didn’t expect babies to need so many diapers,” Shakira told PEOPLE April 22 during NBCUniversal’s press day at the Langham Huntington hotel in Pasadena, Calif. “Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.”
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