May 19th, 2012

A week in the life of Nick Fury

Marvel’s Avengers achieved a magnificent feat: injection of the “shared universe” notion into the world of blockbuster filmmaking. Now, high on victory fumes, Marvel has accomplished something almost as impressive by making their onscreen universe as confusing as the various strands of their comic book multiverse. A new infographic from The Art of Marvel’s The Avengers maps the chronologies of all six Avengers movies, beginning with the failed Frost Giant invasion of Norway, and including all the stuff that happened in ugly stepchild The Incredible Hulk. The most enjoyable revelation from the timeline is also cuckoo bananas: The events of Thor, Iron Man 2, and The Incredible Hulk all took place in the same seven-day period.

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Kim Kardashian Bans Girls from Kanye West Tour


Kim Kardashian has reportedly banned girls from going backstage at Kanye West's tour.

The demand is said to be just one of the orders the socialite has made as her boyfriend joins Jay-Z on their Watch The Throne tour.

"Kanye has a load of girls he's friends with. Most are stylists or from the fashion set but Kim's not happy about them being alone with him backstage," a source told The Sun.

"She sees how well he gets on with girls because of his sensitive side and has decided to rein in the entourage a bit. Kim is trying to put a stop to this as she doesn't want to look or feel awkward at any point.

"She has her own area at the O2 so she can spend more time with Kanye. She realizes he will need to do his thing with Jay-Z and the rest of the crew but she'll have somewhere for her and her pals to hang out."

Kardashian apparently demanded a private dinner with West earlier this week, despite Jay-Z hiring a section of London restaurant Zuma for the group.

Reports have suggested that the couple are already considering marriage, although Beyoncé allegedly disapproves of Kardashian.

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Dan Harmon found out he was replaced as 'Community' showrunner when we did

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A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because they once created a show and cast my good friend Jeff Davis on it, so how bad can they be.
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the guy might be a bit of a dick, but Community just wouldn't be the same without him.

Freida Pinto and Lovely Bones Actor Reece Ritchie to Star in Desert Dancer

Freida Pinto and her Co Star Recce Ritchie attended the Photo call for there Upcoming Film Desert Dancer at Cannes. Desert Dancer will tell the story of Afshin Ghaffarian , who used his passion for dance to protest against the injustices of the Iranian Islamic Republic. Freida Pinto and Reese Ritchie are in Cannes to announce the film alongside Ghaffarian.

Principal photography is scheduled to begin this summer in Ankara, Turkey and Jordan.

Set in Iran, where dance is illegal, Desert Dancer tells of how Afshin Ghaffarian (Reece Ritchie) risked his life to fight for his dream to become a dancer. This film plays against the backdrop of the 2009 election protests, where the passion and defiance of a young generation lit the flame of revolution still sweeping the Middle East and Africa.

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Janice Dickinson is America's next top evictee!

Janice Dickinson -- the self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel" -- is getting her bony ass evicted from her L.A. home ... TMZ hasF learned. The 57-year-old reality TV star is being sued by her landlords ... who claim Janice stiffed 'em out of 3 months of payments for a 3,000 square foot home she's renting in West Los Angeles. And at $5,900-a-month ... it definitely adds up -- totaling $17,700. In the lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, the landlords also claim they gave Janice a 3-day notice to pay up or get out on May 7th -- but she failed to do either.  Now, the landlords are begging a judge to step in ... so they can get Janice out of the home ALONG WITH the money she owes. So far, no comment from Janice.

oop hope this works and the image isn't too big postin on ma phonez
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Britney's new perfume: FANTASY TWIST

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Rumors swirled months ago Britney’s debuting a new fragrance called Golden Radiance, but now it seems that perfume was put on the back-burner, and replaced with Fantasy Twist, a Fantasy and Midnight Fantasy duo.
They are housed in a spherical bottle that twists into two parts, one containing the original Fantasy and the other Midnight Fantasy. They will be available in 100ml, 50ml and 30ml sizes, priced at £39, £30 and £24 respectively. I’m loving the idea of the little 30ml bottle in my handbag – it gives you the perfect daytime vs. nighttime perfume option!”
The perfume’s rumored to launch in September to coincide with her appearance on X Factor.

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Ezra Miller: Every Man Should Dance Naked Before Donning a Tux at Cannes

Sometimes, the Croisette at Cannes can be a red-carpet march of the penguins—with tuxedo-ed dudes lined up, one after the other, all playing safe, and barely distinguishable from the black-tied paparazzi. Ezra Miller, star of We Need to Talk About Kevin and the upcoming The Perks of Being a Wallflower, was having none of it. He showed up to the opening night party for Wes Anderson's opening night film Moonrise Kingdom wearing a three-piece vintage tux, replete with tails, vintage shades, a crisp-brimmed hat and one hell of a cordoruy-velvet red bowtie. On his hand, the 19-year-old son of publisher Robert S. Miller, has scrawled "99%" in black magic marker. We asked him to break down his red-carpet rebellion.

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BREAKING: NAACP Endorses Marriage Equality

The board of the NAACP, the “nation’s oldest and largest civil rights organization,” endorsed marriage equality at a meeting this afternoon. Maxim Thorne, a Senior Vice President at the organization, broke the news over Twitter:

The NAACP’s move comes as attitudes about gays and lesbians in the African American community are changing rapidly. A recent poll found that 54% of African Americans supported President Obama’s recent decision to endorse marriage equality.

The NAACP confirms their decision with the New York Times: “We have and will oppose efforts to codify discrimination into law.”

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Watch Beach House on "Letterman"

Performing "Myth" from Bloom

By Jenn Pelly on May 19, 2012 at 10:20 a.m.

Following their release show in New York, Beach House celebrated the release of Bloom with a performance on "Late Show With David Letterman". They performed the album's opening cut, "Myth". Watch it below, via the Audio Perv:

And don't forget: Beach House perform Sunday, July 15 at the Pitchfork Music Festival. Single day tickets are on sale here.


Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy cast in cop comedy

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Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy are teaming for a buddy cop comedy about the strained working relationship between an uptight FBI agent and an unconventional Boston cop.

Bridesmaids' Paul Feig will direct and executive produce the Fox project, which was written by Parks and Recreation writer Katie Dippold. A summer shoot is planned, meaning the project is being fast-tracked to fit into the busy schedules of McCarthy, who stars on CBS' Mike and Molly, and Feig, who is developing several projects.

I love both of them, so I'm in.
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so sad

Chyna: Hospitalized After Collapsing Again at Porn Convention
Former WWE superster Chyna collapsed at a porn convention in Miami today and taken to a nearby hospital ... TMZ has learned ... her third such episode in as many days. 

Chyna was appearing at the 2012 Exxxotica Expo to help promote Vivid Entertainment's porn parody of "Avengers" -- she plays She-Hulk (yes, really). A rep for Vivid tells TMZ the company was worried about her after yesterday's medical scare ... but Chyna insisted she was ok. 

We're told Chyna made it to the convention center today, but passed out in the lobby and was taken to Mt. Sinai Medical Center in Miami Beach.

As TMZ first reported, in addition to passing out yesterday at the convention ... she was kicked out of a party on Thursday night for her unruly behavior, which included passing out in a pool.


such a sad story. she used to be my favorite wrestler, a real role model for women trying to compete in a man's world. as a kid I used to look up to her, and after reading her book, i always felt like a kindred spirit, but i can't at her these last four years.

Hundreds of pet owls abandoned after Harry Potter craze fades

And it’s feared many more have been illegally released into the wild and will have starved to death

Hundreds of owls are being abandoned across the country after being bought as pets by Harry Potter fans.

Sanctuaries are full of the birds now the craze has faded after the release of the final Harry Potter film last year.

And it’s feared many more have been illegally released into the wild and will have starved to death or taken over territory inhabited by smaller wild owls.

There was a surge in demand for pet owls from fans who fell in love with Harry’s cute companion ­Hedwig.

But the birds, which can live for 20 years, take a lot of looking after – and many owners have become fed-up of repeatedly having to clean up garages and sheds of their ­droppings and feathers.

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Rookie K-POP boyband Infinite started out as a promising, fresh breath of air to the increasingly stagnant KPOP scene. In fact, up until recently the septet were considered up and coming superstarts with a bright future just up ahead; however, their success seems to have come to an abrupt halt with the release of their most recent song (The Chaser). The most obvious explanation would be that it's nothing more than a thoughtless rehash of their previous title tracks, in an lazy attempt to satiate rabid fangirls. But I, Tay Symone, international injustice investigative journalist, felt there was more to the story than their #27 position on the realtime charts was telling me. Upon dwelving into Infinite's vast array of professional follies, I came across a poorly concealed secret. Cultural appropriation, racial fetishization, and countless damaging remarks reducing the entire Black community to nothing more than a couple of movies directed by Chris Stokes with B2K having top billing.

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Film Negative Gives Obscure First Look at Philip Seymour Hoffman in ‘The Master’

Trust Paul Thomas Anderson to retain a sense of mystery, even as he gives up some information. The writer/director is in post-production on his new film The Master, which stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as the ultimate self-starter, a man who creates his own religion. We know that actors like Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, and Laura Dern are in the movie.

We also know that Mihai Malaimare Jr. (Tetro and Twixt Now and Sunrise) worked with PTA to shoot the film on 65mm. Now Anderson has offered up a photo of a scrap of that 65mm negative. Small as it may be, once the image is inverted and color-corrected, this is our first real look at Hoffman in the film.

PTA sent this image and a couple more to Cigarettes and Red Vines, along with a note:

CJ -
good evening.  it’s been so long
and you’ve been so patient, thought
i’d fill you in on where we’re
at with it now:
 These shots include our lovely
Negative Cutter, Simone, imported
all the way from France to cut 65mm
negative.   She does it all with a pair
of scissors from Staples.  
I’ll have more to share in the
coming days/weeks/months.  Hope
you’re well. Thank you for all the support.
See you soon.

The Weinstein Company will open The Master on October 12 of this year. In the meantime, check out this slight first look:

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Before the launch of Santigold's new album, 'Master of My Make-Believe', we met up with the New York songstress in her hotel room to chat about her favourite things in the world - which she had prepped in advance with a cheat sheet at hand. Tut tut. Having worked with the likes of Diplo, N.E.R.D., and Karen O in the past, the new album from Santi White sees her take on a new direction influenced by the current state of affairs and faces the challenge on how to take your own future in your hands. In celebration of our Santigold Day here with a mixtape from her DJ, Martelo.

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50 Cent: I support same sex marriage, but the rights of heterosexual men must be protected

50 Cent is 100% for gay marriage but not gay men that touch ‘your little buns’ in elevators

The rapper 50 Cent has told a magazine that he is backing President Barack Obama’s personal support of equal marriage for same sex couples, but argues that organisations should be created to protect the rights of heterosexual men, who might be at risk of gay men touching them up in an elevator.

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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan party until 7am in the Hollywood Hills

They both have long-standing reputations as Hollywood wild ones.

And Paris Hilton, 31, and Lindsay Lohan, 25, didn't do themselves any favours after attending a raucous party at a LA home until the early hours of this morning.

Police were called to the Hollywood Hills residence after neighbours filed a noise complaint, according to onlookers.

Paris was spotted leaving the property wearing dark sunglasses and a cap along with her friend, oil heir Brandon Davis.

Lindsay is understood to have made an undercover exit, hiding under a towel in the back seat of a friend's car.

Lindsay and Paris are clearly on good terms again after a spectacular feud dating back to 2006, when the hotel heiress and Brandon crudely nicknamed her Firecrocth.

The Machete actress has been attempting to resuscitate her flagging career and recently made a guest appearance on Glee.

Meanwhile Paris, who is dating DJ Afrojack, has been inspired to try a career change by her new beau.

She will debut her DJ set in Sao Paulo, Brazil on June 23 in front 30,000 people.

Spice Girls Say You'll Be There

the World's Most Perfect Couple out on Display in LondonTown

He's been dragged around ever since he stepped foot in London.

And Kanye West played the dutiful boyfriend yet again this morning as he took the backseat while girlfriend Kim Kardashian became the centre of attention at her perfume launch.

The reality TV star stepped out in an eye-popping red lace dress which showed off her curvaceous body.

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When Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian get together, you know you're in for an entertaining time. Particularly when some good-natured sibling ribbing is the order of the day.
When the E! stars sat down on "The Tonight Show" Monday night, the sisters gabbed about everything from Kanye West to the impending birth of Kourt's new baby girl to the rumors that Khloe was leaving the reality business to even -- yes, they went there -- Kim's still-fresh pending divorce.
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Harold & Kumar Series Heads Up Adult Swim’s Pilot Order

A long-in-development animated series based on the popular Harold & Kumar series of stoner comedies will be one of eight pilots coming to Cartoon Network’s [adult swim] block of programming next year, including projects from Community‘s Dan Harmon and Seth Grahame-Smith of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter fame.

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lawd.... although as long as it's more like the third movie than the second, I'll allow it. Here's a chogif fyt.


Linkin Park cover "Sabotage"

Linkin Park busted out a couple verses of the Beastie Boys classic, "Sabotage," as an homage to MCA, in the middle of "Bleed It Out." They played it at last night's House of Blues show in L.A., which was exclusively for their fan club members.

Source: This guy's YouTube account

I know how ONTD generally feels about LP, but I thought this was a fun cover.

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Rebekah Brooks: the movie announced at Cannes; Nicole Kidman suggested for role

Rebekah Brooks: The Movie has been announced in Cannes, with American producers likening her life story to Pip in Great Expectations.

Producer Gene Kirkwood said Brooks’s downfall also carried echoes of Richard Nixon.

The film will be based on a recent Vanity Fair article by Suzanna Andrews called Untangling Rebekah Brooks, which traced her journey from News of the World secretary to the most powerful woman in Rupert Murdoch’s empire.

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Who else would you cast, ONTD? Michael Sheen for Tony Blair (again)? Peter Capaldi as Alastair Campbell? Piers Morgan as himself, obvs? Who would be Murdoch?

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SNL Post: Mick Jagger *Season Finale*

Feed Links:
(Links die often, sorry if these don't work.)

Quick Caps:

Here is the rundown for the season so far.
Week number, Host, +SkitsWithHader -SkitsWithoutHader

Week 1, Alec Baldwin: +4 -6
Week 2, Melissa McCarthy: +5 -6
Week 3, Ben Stiller: +4 -8
Week 4, Anna Faris +6 -5
Week 5: Charlie Day +7 -3
Week 6: Emma Stone +5 -5
Week 7: Jason Segel +4 -8
Week 8: Steve Buscemi +5 -6
Week 9: Katy Perry +6 -5
Week 10: Jimmy Fallon +5 -6
Week 11: Charles Barkley +6 -7
Week 12: Daniel Radcliffe +9 -7
Week 13: Channing Tatum +4 -7
Week 14: Zooey Deschanel +4 -10 *Note: He was not there.
Week 15: Maya Rudolph +5 -5
Week 16: Lindsay Lohan +8 -6
Week 17: Jonah Hill +4 -5
Week 19: Sofia Vergara +5 -6
Week 20: Josh Brolin +4 -7
Week 21: Eli Manning +6 -4
Week 22: Will Ferrell +3 -7
Week 23: Mick Jagger
+5 -5
Quick Caps:

I'll make a SNL post next week with a run down of the season's Hader count, with some voting for favorite episodes and what not.

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Justin Bieber Surprises a Fan at Prom, Beliebers on Twitter are Totally Happy for Her! (LOL)

Virginia teen Cady Eimer has been campaigning on to convince Justin Bieber to escort her to her high school prom since February 2011 - the dance was this weekend, and while Justin Bieber couldn't show up in person, he did the next best thing and surprised her with a video message played at the dance...and an invitation for her and her sister to join him tomorrow at the Billboard Awards in Las Vegas.

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Selena will not be attending the Billboard Awards, as she is still filming her movie in Bulgaria.


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