Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz stopped by and Howard asked Jenna how her divorce had gone. Jenna confessed that it was still ongoing; she's in the process of splitting everything she owns in half. Howard wondered if the divorce is what caused Jenna to lose so much weight, and Jenna admitted it was; at her lightest, she was 95 pounds, but she's now managed to put some weight back on.
Jenna told the crew that she recently replaced her D-cup implants with small C-cup implants, and though she wouldn't show them, Tito claimed they were “awesome.” Howard asked Jenna what changed her mind about being a lesbian, so Jenna cited Tito; “He's good at the same things women are.” Howard wanted Tito to show the crew his technique, but Tito resisted; “I'm a behind-closed-doors kind of guy.”
JENNA HAS A BEAUTIFUL COOKIE
Jenna confessed that she sometimes gets sore because Tito wants sex so often, leading Howard to wonder if Tito likes to “bukkake” on Jenna's face. Jenna laughed that Tito not only likes it, he likes it so much that she's requested bejeweled goggles for Valentine's Day. Howard asked if Jenna and Tito liked to have anal sex, but they recoiled at the idea. Jenna also took the opportunity to deny claims that she's had a botched vaginoplasty; “My cookie is beautiful and I love it.” Tito seemed to agree.
THE FUTURE OF TITO & JENNA
Tito revealed that he was leaving the UFC after his next fight, as he felt Dana White was no different than Don King. Howard read some of the disparaging comments Dana has made about Tito and Jenna, and they replied that Dana was a former aerobics instructor who didn't nurture Tito's career as much as he should've. Tito said his biggest revenge will be success and changed the subject, telling the crew about his early days as a street-fighter.
Howard wondered if Tito ever masturbated to other women, and after a little hesitation, he admitted that he did. Jenna laughed that she always gets weirded out when she finds Tito's porn because she’s usually friends with a few of the video's stars. Howard then asked Jenna if she ever fingered Britney Spears, but Jenna denied the story, cryptically adding that “She doesn't need any more bad press.”