August 1st, 2010

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Matthamed Bellamessiah to move in with Kate Hudson

THINGS are getting serious for MATT BELLAMY and KATE HUDSON.

The MUSE frontman and the actress, who have only been dating four months, are looking for a lovenest in New York.

A source said: "They're very loved-up, they just click.

"Kate's had a place in the city for five years but she wants somewhere bigger, so Matt's suggested pooling their resources.

"Kate wants a studio for Matt and playroom for her son, Ryder."

The couple have become inseparable since hooking up at the Coachella Festival in California.

Kate travels to see her rocker fella whenever she can, including watching from the wings at Glasto.


Judge Marsha Revel Ignores Psychiatrists, Listens To Probation Officer

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TMZ has learned Judge Marsha Revel ignored the advice of Lindsay Lohan's court appointed psychiatrists by ordering Lindsay to enter the Morningside rehab facility in Orange County.

Sources familair with the case tell us the two psychiatrists -- selected by Judge Revel -- recommended four facilities, including UCLA Medical Center. Morningside was not on the list.

We're told several medical experts informed the judge UCLA was particularly well-suited to handle Lindsay because she needs to be treated for psychiatric and substance abuse issues -- both specialties at UCLA. Medical experts told the judge they could tailor a program at UCLA that could be especially effective -- but the judge would have none of it.

But we're told the judge rejected their recommendation and instead heeded the advise of a probation officer who favored the Morningside facility headquartered in Newport Beach. As we first reported, Lindsay will be at a satellite compound in nearby Costa Mesa.

Sources say David Gates, COO of Morningside Recovery, made a push to get Lindsay as a patient by assuring the judge he would actually be tougher on Lindsay than the average patient ... by cutting off communication between Lindsay and the outside world.

Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, declined to comment on this story.


Robert Pattinson Is A Pillow Biter

Robert Pattinson excited about pillow-biting sex scene with Twilight co-star

Robert Pattinson has revealed that he is looking forward to a “pillow-biting” sex scene with his co-star Kristen Stewart in new Twilight movie Breaking Dawn.


In the fourth and final film adaptation of the vampire saga, the pair share heated sex scenes and Pattinson, 24, revealed his excitement about the intimate scenes.


Pattinson, dubbed R-Pattz by fans, told Access Hollywood: 'I'm looking forward to the pillow-biting scene.


'I thought that was so funny, of all the random things too do, really? He bites the pillow.'


Stewart, whose character Bella Swan has a baby in the new movie, added: 'It does actually literally get more physical [in Breaking Dawn].


'It doesn't get more action-packed… [But] they definitely get more physical – well, they get married…


'We totally have sex – finally!'


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Could Lethal Weapon 5 Reboot Mel Gibson's Career?

After a month of bad publicity for Mel Gibson, new rumors are beginning to surface that the actor has been meeting with producer Joel Silver in hopes of reprising his role as Martin Riggs in the long awaited sequel Lethal Weapon 5. The actor had been asked to sign onto the film back in 2005, but he is only now seriously considering it after falling from grace with both his fans and the general public.

What's Playing is reporting that talks of Gibson returning to the franchise are on-going between Mel and Silver, who has long hoped to bring the series back from the dead.

Their anonymous source, who is a writer currently working for Type A films, stated, "They're talking again. Mel probably needs Joel, not to mention Lethal Weapon now more than ever, so I wouldn't at all be surprised if it comes off this time. And it could be a good move, that's a mighty big brand name - it probably would help Gibson, professionally-speaking. I'm not in on those conversations though - so I don't know how they're progressing. You're getting this third-hand".

At this stage, this should all be considered nothing more than a rumor. We will keep you updated as more news on this issue comes in.

Lethal Weapon 5 is in development .

Eva Longoria-Parker and Tony Parker go out to eat

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Currently enjoying a break during the NBA off-season, Tony Parker treated wife Eva Longoria to a romantic dinner date in Hollywood, California on Saturday (July 31).

The cute couple both looked to be in high spirits, with the "Desperate Housewives" beauty flashing a smile as her basketball star hubby chatted with a fellow patron upon exiting Katsuya restaurant.

The dinner outing comes just prior to the airing of a special television appearance by Eva on "The Next Food Network Star" - which can be seen at 9PM tonight (August 1) on the Food Network.

Acting as a critic on the program, remaining contestants will be cooking for Miss Longoria and her head chef, Todd English, at the actress' Los Angeles eatery, Beso.

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Cheryl Cole for 'Housewives' role?

Cheryl Cole is reportedly being considered for a role in Desperate Housewives.

According to the News of the World, Teri Hatcher has said she will talk with the show's producers to secure Cole a part on the show.

She said: "Cheryl is a great role model and exactly the sort of woman we would love to have a role on Desperate Housewives.

"Season seven is going to be a really great series and if she is fit enough I think it would be great to have her in a guest role for two or three episodes. With her looks she could cause some real trouble in Wisteria Lane.

"I am sure she would raise a few eyebrows from the residents there but in real life I hear she is an absolute darling and I think we would all get on so well.

"Cheryl is a really sweet, cute looking girl, so I think it would be really fun for her to play real trouble. Playing the bitch is always more fun I find.

"I am going to speak to the producer and get her involved if she wants, we would have great fun."

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T.I. Finally Married Tiny, Remains Sexy While Doing So.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic was IN ATTENDANCE at Tiny and TI's wedding yesterday in Miami - and we have to say - it was nothing short of SPECTACULAR!!!

There were celebs, beautiful surroundings, and true glamour and lavishness. The ceremony was moving, and the reception was SPECTACULAR.

Probably the highlight of the event, outside of the magnificent speeches, was Jamie Foxx . . . singing . . .

Shout out to Tiny and Tip for finally doing it.We wish the happy couple all the best in the FUTURE!!!

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Mother-to-be Alicia Keys has tied the knot with her rap producer boyfriend in France.

The singer, who is due to give birth in November, walked down the aisle yesterday in front of a host of celebrity guests, including U2 rocker Bono and Queen Latifah.

Keys reportedly wore a flowing white gown and headband, while her partner, Swizz Beatz, donned a white tuxedo and bow tie for the big day.

The pair arrived at their venue in Corsica several days ago and have been spotted relaxing and sunbathing together ahead of the celebrations.

Keys, 29, is a seasoned performer. At the age of seven she started performing classical music on the piano.

Her debut album, Songs In A Minor, sold over 12 million copies worldwide and earned her five Grammy Awards in 2002, including Best New Artist and Song of the Year for Fallin'.

Keys and Beatz, whose real name is Kaseem Dean, have been dating since 2008.

Beatz has just finalised his divorce from his first wife of four years, Mishonda Tifrere, who is also the mother of one of his two children.

Last month Keys confirmed on Good Morning America that she is pregnant and due in November.




& IDK what is up with the aaron carter tag-- i just used the alicia keys tag. the other two were added ~later, but not by me...
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How was your weekend, ONTD?

I spent it trying to get my sleep cycle back in order after a 19hr day at work. As I was up til 5am and slept til noon, I don't think I succeeded. And I know f'ed up the image, saved the only copy as low-quality and then closed the editor.
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Why does Hollywood have it in for cats?

So you think women and ethnic minorities get a raw deal in the movies? That's nothing compared to the way cinema discriminates against cats. Dogs are waggy-tailed brown-nosers who save tots from drowning; cats are stuck-up, psychotic and about as trustworthy as a 1940s film noir femme fatale. Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore is only the latest example of Hollywood's insidious anti-feline agenda. It's a slight advance on the first Cats & Dogs film in that, this time, not all the cats are wicked. But the villain who wants to take over the world is a cat, and the psycho in Hannibal Lecter restraints is a cat. Film-makers love dogs, we all know that. But what have they got against cats?

It's true there's a sprinkling of films in which cats play heroic roles, but you have to forage for them. Courageous cats confront The Mummy, save Drew Barrymore from a troll in Cat's Eye, and stake out succubus Alice Krige in Sleepwalkers. They act cute and canny in That Darn Cat and The Aristocats, but Disney undercuts its pro-puss stance with those mean Siamese in Lady and the Tramp and Lucifer in Cinderella, one of countless kiddy films in which rodents are depicted as preferable to cats. It's perfectly natural, not to mention hygienic, in a household with a child in it that Snowbell should want to eat Stuart Little, but does he get any thanks for it?

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Fake Randy Jackson Was Almost A Casualty

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Sources close to production tell TMZ there was "serious talk" of a clean sweep of the judge's panel ... but we're told Idol brass wanted to keep a connection to the original judge's table, so Randy was spared.

As we previously reported, Simon Cowell left for "The X Factor," Ellen DeGeneres stepped down after one season and Kara DioGuardi was let go -- leaving Randy as the only remaining judge.

Welcome back, dawg!

Yup AI really wants to murder this show and be done with it. Bring on X Factor sorry Cheryl you can't be part of it
I still say it would have been funnier if Bret Michaels were a judge
AI peaked Season 7 that is all

Lindsay Lohan -- Rehab for Meth and Bipolar Disorder

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TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan will be treated for addiction to methamphethamine and bipolar disorder during her court ordered 90 days in rehab.

According to a source familiar with Lindsay's case, methamphetamine and opiates are her "drugs of choice".

Methamphetamine -- also known as crystal meth or simply meth -- is a highly addictive stimulant and opiates, generally, have more of a downer effect.

Morningside Recovery -- the Orange County, CA rehab Lilo's scheduled to enter -- lists opiate and methamphetamine detoxification among its specialties. As TMZ first reported, sources say Morningside was not on the list of facilities recommended by court appointed psychiatrists.

We're told Lindsay will begin her rehab stint almost immediately after getting out of Lynwood Correctional Facility.

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Mexican Singer Busted For DUI

Mexican Singer Marisela Arrested for DUI

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Escándalo TV reported that the Mexican Singer Marisela was bailed out after being arrested in Beverly Hill for violating her probation for her DUI.

However, the singer will have to do community service which will include, picking up trash in parks and beaches and she'll have to go to AA classes.

If she doesn't complete all these things the judge can put the so-called Woman of Steel in jail for a couple of years.

Marisela will have to return to court in August so the judge can see her progress.

Marisela's only daughter Marylin, stated to the press that as this time her mother is not able to talk to the media.

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Michael Buble Post!

There's a wedding on the horizon for Vancouver singer Michael Bublé.
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Bublé announced Friday he'll marry his girlfriend, the actress and model Luisana Lopilato, 23, next year in her native Argentina.

Bublé, 34, said he met Lopilato at a party after a 2008 concert in Buenos Aires, and she was the inspiration for his song Haven't Met You Yet. She stars in his video for the song.

He has bought a house north of Buenos Aires and is learning to speak Spanish, he said.

The big drawback to his Argentine connection is the aggressive local paparazzi, Bublé said.

"You can't imagine," he said. "I have to hire security. Like, not just a little bit of security. I have to hire, like, an army.

"When I'm in Canada, no one follows me."

The couple plan to split their time between Canada and Argentina, and Bublé is even contemplating some Spanish-language duets with his wife to be. plz no

Lopilato has starred in films and telenovelas and was a member of the pop band Erreway, which disbanded in 2005.

Bublé plans a 12-city Canadian tour beginning Aug. 5 in Montreal.

idgaf what ontd says I love Michael
Congrats to them but she was in his music video so their marriage won't last long



Discovery Channel’s “Shark Week” returns today for its 23rd year with new shows sure to keep you out of the water.

Among the many specials, “Ultimate Air Jaws” (tonight at 9) follows the phenomenon explored 10 years ago in “Air Jaws.” A one-ton great white can propel itself into the air at speeds close to 25 mph when attacking a seal from below in open water.

This show digs deeper to explore the behavior. As amazing as it is to witness the breach - as the jumps are called - equally amazing is that seals sometimes escape.

Producers Jeff Kurr and Chris Fallows use super-slow-motion cameras to explore their theory that the force created by the shark moving through the water at that speed causes a pressure change that seals can detect, giving them a split-second to react.

The resulting footage yields a shot of a great white in mid-air so detailed that it demonstrates the sensitivity of the animal’s jaw.

Fallows also gets into a custom-built protective raft for some close encounters with a great white.

“Shark Bite Beach” (Tuesday at 9 p.m.) explores a series of fatal attacks in California and Mexico in 2008. “Shark Attack Survival Guide” (tomorrow at 9 p.m.) dives with real sharks to re-create attacks and give viewers tips on staying alive.

The creatures that make these specials possible have declined by 97 percent or more in recent years, many killed only for their fins, according to experts here. Discovery has donated funds to Oceana, the world’s largest international conservation organization, for shark conservation efforts.


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Jessica Simpson's New Man Chooses Love Over Education

Jessica Simpson's new flame, former NFL player Eric Johnson, has chosen to stay in Los Angeles with the pop star rather than return to the college according to reports.

Johnson is enrolled in a two year business course at the University of Pennsylvania's prestigious Wharton school, but reportedly has opted to spend more time with his new squeeze rather than hit the books. The pair, who have been dating for only eight weeks, recently holidayed in Italy together to celebrate the singer's 30th birthday.

The loved-up duo were spotting strolling hand-in-hand and passionately embracing while on the island of Capri.

"He doesn't want to move to Philadelphia and leave her so soon after they got together," a source said, Us Magazine reports.

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Conan may present at Emmys, NBC remain douchebags while doing so.

There's a chance Conan O'Brien could return to NBC's airwaves—albeit very briefly. The Television Academy of Arts and Sciences has reached out to O'Brien about appearing as a host presenter on the 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, which airs August 29 on NBC. O'Brien, whose Tonight Show is among the nominees for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series, departed from NBC in February after seven months as Tonight Show host (with a $30 million-plus payout of his contract).

NBC Universal TV chief Jeff Gaspin just told Vulture that he would have "no issues" with Conan O'Brien appearing as a presenter on next month's prime-time Emmy awards."As long as he's not hosting, I'm fine," Gaspin said. So will the TV Academy ask O'Brien to appear? If asked, will Conan serve?

According to O'Brien's longtime executive producer Jeff Ross, O'Brien hasn't decided whether to attend the Emmys as a presenter or a nominee. He has just started work on his new late night show that premieres in November on TBS.

o hale no u did not nbc. talk about unnecessary. i wouldn't mind seeing him present (this will be the first time i will watch the entire emmy's since 2006), but i think he might turn it down.

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Cheryl Cole is Lily English, impacting America, Wisteria Lane

Cheryl Cole's name is again the centre of attention, but this time it has nothing to do with whether or not she will return to Tweedy after her divorce.

Instead it has emerged that she has given herself an alias for her holiday with Derek Hough in Los Angeles.

According to the Daily Star Sunday, she has chosen to use the name Lily English in an attempt to escape press attention in California.

"Cheryl is going under the name of Lily English while she's in LA. She hates using her surname of Cole," a friend said.

Her desire to keep a low profile in the US is strictly a short-term one.

Although the trip to Los Angeles is primarily designed to help her rest as she continues her recovery from a serious bout of malaria, Cheryl is also hoping to use it to make the contacts which will help her to launch her career on the other side of the Atlantic.

That's her cunning disguise on the left.

One opportunity which could come her way is a role in the next series of Desperate Housewives.

Teri Hatcher told the News of the World she believes Cheryl would be a great addition to the cast and that she plans to lobby producers to give her a part.

"With her looks she could cause some real trouble in Wisteria Lane," said Teri.

She added: "Cheryl is a really sweet, cute looking girl, so I think it would be really fun for her to play real trouble. Playing the bitch is always more fun I find."


Faerie goddess and bestie of Neil Gaimen is going on tour to support her albums "Abnormally Attracted to Sin" and "Midwinter Graces" uhm its like 103 degrees outside and she'll be singing about snow, but ok.

RIP pre-botox Tori

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Poll #1600394 Best Tori Amos album?

Best Tori Amos Album

Little Earthquakes
Under the Pink
Boys for Pele
From the Choirgirl Hotel
To Venus and back
Strange Little Girls
Scarlett's Walk
The Beekeeper (considered not even adding this)
American Doll Posse
Abnormally Attracted to Sin
Midwinter Graces

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mods i fixed the hotlink, but i half suspect the main reason this was rejected is cause its tori amos, and well, no1curr

ontd, whats your favorite Tori Amos song?

rnb soulstress dishes about partying and being a role model

Miranda Cosgrove fans shouldn't worry that the singer and actress may go off the rails - she insists that she's no party animal.

Speaking about the kind of things she enjoys doing in her free time, the 17-year-old star of Nickelodeon's iCarly said: "My friends make fun of me because I'm the type of person who likes to stay at home, go to the gym, watch movies, have sleepovers and go horse-back riding.

"I've never been a big party animal, I guess," Miranda explained to Australia's Daily Telegraph newspaper, before talking about being a role model.

"It's crazy for me to think that kids and teenagers might look up to me," she says. "I have that in the back of my mind when I make decisions, I guess."


in a world full of out of control pop stars like leona lewis and hilary duff it's nice to see someone who is level headed imo. stay classy miranda <3333
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Glee to recreate Britney video, cover Stronger, Schue is pressed.

It's finally happening...the unstoppable forces that are GLEE and Britney Spears are joining together in the most epic and undoubtedly the most watched episode of all time...of course, that is until they do another ICON episode.

But really, this teaming makes perfect sense. Britney was the reigning princess of pop for quite the number of years and has a nice collection of hits under her belt (despite some truly awful anti- female titles-"Born to make you happy" anyone?) and Glee will sing and dance nicely to them. I jest, I'm sure the Glee-ification of Brit's songs will be amazing and flashy and pow and all but from what the cast say about the episode-it sounds like it will just be a re-hash of the Madonna episode.

Lea Michele almost gives the whole episode away with these little nuggets of wisdom;

"It's gonna be a really big episode...I've always loved Britney Spears, and I get to do something REALLY cool."

"What I loved about the episode is there's old songs, there's new songs, and Ryan (Murphy) also does what was really cool in the Madonna episode, how he took a song and had the boys sing it. He does the same thing with Britney and I can't wait to hear it because the idea sounds so cool."

"I am singing a classic Britney Spears song that I'm so excited about. I am recreating a Britney video, but I can't say what it is yet."

Prediction time! I'm seeing an emotional "I'm not a girl, Not yet a woman" performance in Michele's not-to-distance future and an all-singing-all-dancing version of "Baby one more time" in the school gym!

According to Matthew Morrison, Mr Schuster will be anti-Britney;

"I like Britney. I got in trouble earlier for comments I made saying I'm anti-Britney, but I'm not. I think in this episode they're going to mirror those comments and I'm going to be very anti-Britney in the episode because I don't like what she represents...It's gonna be a lot of fun and some crazy stuff is gonna happen."

Crazy indeed. The cast also confirmed that Britney will not be appearing on the show (Boo!) and one song of hers has definitely been confirmed - "Stronger". Will the Glee club attempt that chair spinning dance from the "Stronger" video? For the sakes of their limbs-I hope not.
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GRAMMY WORTHY ACT TOKIO HOTEL were the main attraction at MTV World Stage in Malaysia last Saturday. For their biggest concert in Asia as of yet the band brought parts of the stage and setup from their European tour 'Welcome to Humanoid City' (not including the egg spaceship unfortunately, but there was the costume made motorbike!)

Despite the monsoon-ish weather the band delivered an awesome 11 song set of some of the best hits from their newest album Humanoid, plus one old song (guess which one)

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'Hunchback of Notre Dame' Writers Address Their Internet Critics

Sex personified.

Earlier this week, Moviefone reported on Paramount Studios picking up a new pitch that would re-vamp the classic 'Hunchback of Notre Dame ' into an action-adventure blockbuster in the style of the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' series. The unique approach to the legendary Quasimodo came from rookie screenwriters Willie Block and Jake Emanuel (left, right). It's an interesting experience for me because I happen to know Willie and Jake; I've been friends with them for six years.

In addition to their film school education, they joke that they taught themselves to write by "writing a couple crappy horror films" and watching a variety of movies into all hours of the night (I can confirm that part). They've been writing in Los Angeles for about two and a half years, first gaining attention for their comedy spec script 'F*** You, I Win.' The 'Hunchback' plot is being kept top-secret, but the news prompted an immediate response the from the Internet community. Cinematical expressed "difficulty" getting behind the action approach, while other sites -- and commenters -- went farther, attacking Block and Emanuel for even coming up with the idea.

The duo took a break from developing the 'Hunchback' script to talk to me about the experience of debuting with a script that's already been criticized -- sight unseen -- by some fans and how they are "not too different" from the passionate fan community.

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It would really be great if a channel like HBO, Showtime, or Starz  just did a miniseries for HoND that was faithful to the novel.

The Pretty Reckless Light Me Up Tracklist

1. My Medicine (Single Version)
2. Since You're Gone
3. Make Me Wanna Die (Kick Ass Film Version - inc' dialogue)
4. Light Me Up
5. Just Tonight
6. Miss Nothing
7. Goin' Down
8. Nothing Left To Lose
9. Factory Girl
10. You


Set to release in the UK on 8/30/10

Mods, the album cover was posted but the not the tracklist :)
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Syfy’s Being Human Begins Production

Syfy’s all-new drama series Being Human, starring Sam Witwer (Smallville, Battlestar Galactica, pictured), Meaghan Rath (The Assistants, pictured), Sam Huntington (Cavemen, Superman Returns) and Mark Pellegrino (Lost, Supernatural) has begun production in Montreal, Canada.

Being Human, a re-imagining of the acclaimed UK series created by Toby Whithouse, follows three paranormal, 20-something roommates living in Boston – vampire Aidan (Witwer), werewolf Josh (Huntington) and ghost Sally (Rath) – as they struggle to hide their dark secrets from the world, while helping each other navigate the complexities of living double lives and trying to be human. Mark Pellegrino plays Aidan’s charismatic but menacing vampire mentor Bishop.

Adam Kane (The Mentalist, Heroes) is Director and Co-Executive Producer with Executive Producer Michael Prupas (The Kennedys, Pillars of the Earth) and husband and wife Executive Producers/Writers Jeremy Carver (Supernatural) and Anna Fricke (Men in Trees, Everwood). Muse Entertainment is producing 13 1-hour episodes for Syfy.



Hugh Hefner: 'Women Are Sex Objects'

Being Hugh Hefner: The Playboy founder dishes on his love for blonds, Viagra and morality
Most men have their hands full with one woman. By his own admission, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner has bedded over 2,000. But the 84-year-old sex icon is more than a mere Lothario. The just-released documentary "Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel" portrays Hefner not as a soft-core pornographer, but as an outspoken proponent of the First Amendment. How did he find the time?

What do you say to women who say you objectify the female form?
The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects. If women weren't sex objects, there wouldn't be another generation. It's the attraction between the sexes that makes the world go 'round. That's why women wear lipstick and short skirts.

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ONTD Named One of the 15 Most Addictive Websites Ever

Sometimes I burn through hours just clicking deeper into rabbit holes on the internet. At what point do they take away my keyboard and jack me into a pod with a USB cable at the back of my neck?

Here they are, the 15 Most Addictive Websites Ever as determined by Urlesque -- a list comprising of wikis, blogs, gaming sites and more. We tried to focus more on individual sites providing unique content, but we just couldn't leave out a few aggregators that allow us to cherry pick fun stuff from millions of places throughout the web.

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Nick Jonas Is A Lyrical Genius

Nick Jonas uses his rock star status to charm Chloe Bridges in this new clip from the upcoming Camp Rock 2 The Final Jam.

Chloe recently told JJJ that this was one of her favorite scenes!

Also check out “What We Came Here For” featuring Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato below!

Camp Rock 2 The Final Jam hits Disney Channel on September 3rd!

Here's a snippet of the lyrics for those of you who don't want to watch the video
I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
Sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, really like it when the moon looks like a toenai
And I love you when you say my name


Life Is A Beach For Ashlee Simpson & Her Family...

Ashlee Simpson hit the beach in Malibu today (August 1) with husband Pete Wentz and baby Bronx Mowgli for a day with family.

After playing aruond for a while, Ashlee’s parents Joe and Tina Simpson could be seen joining the threesome in the sand for some family photos.

Meanwhile, Ashlee recently spoke with press about how 20-month-old Bronx helps her to stay in fit shape, saying, “I have lots of stairs at my house and my son [Bronx] is 33lb now, so I carry him up the stairs a lot.”

And while Bronx helps out with the cause, Ashlee adds, “I definitely hit the gym. I’ll do 30 minutes when he’s down for a nap. I’ll do 30 minutes of cardio and I also like a class called Cardio Barre [aerobic-ballet workout].”

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Another "Batman 3" rumor.


It looks like the Batman 3 villain rumors have started up again! The first recent rumor to hit the web was that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was being considered to take on the role of The Riddler in Batman 3. It definitely seems like The Riddler will in fact be the villain of Chistopher Nolan's next installment of Batman, but will Selina Kyle a.k.a. Catwoman be joining The Riddler as a villain in the film?

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Who is your ideal Catwoman, ONTD?

Lock Up The Town Virgins!

St. Tropez better declare a CODE ANTOINE DODSON (Hint: Lock up errbody!), because Kunty Karl has landed and he can't wait to slurp up a drop of local non-fat virgin blood off his Chanel coke spoon. Don't worry, Kanty Karl will force one of his slaves to throw themselves over his body so he won't risk staining his pristine white jacket with mortal blood.

Speaking of Karl's slaves, why isn't one of them carrying his zombie clutch for him? Karl's hand bones are much too fragile for him to carry his own clutch. Karl better punish them later by making them moisturize his culo lips with the tears of his victims.

Here's more pictures of Kunty Karl struttin' that ass through St. Tropez yesterday. If Dr. Claw got a job as a maître d’ at a fancy gay vampire lounge, he would look just like Karl!

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In this post:
Arrivals and Show pictures of...
The Hoff
Pam Anderson
The Hulk
Lisa Lampinelli
Seth MacFarlane

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I guess they have a show coming up, but I looked on youtube and there is a UK program about them all uploaded there. So I don't know if it is a different show or the same one, just being broadcast in the US on A&E.



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