June 5th, 2010

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WHO WANTS TO SEE CHRIS PINE BUY SOME COFFEE? YEAH, YOU DO. DON'T LIE.

BUT! THAT IS NOT ALL, KITTENS. I HAVE LEFT A SUPER SPECIAL MUSICAL SURPRISE AT THE END OF THIS POST. THINK OF IT AS THE POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW, BUT WITH MORE EYE-FUCKING. YOU WILL SEE. BUT, FIRST...





Chris Pine picks up his daily iced coffee from Lamill Coffee Shop on Friday morning (June 4) in Silverlake, Calif.

The 29-year-old Star Trek actor reportedly ran into Prince of Persia star Jake Gyllenhaal at the coffee shop. (STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY/LAQUEENTO'S MAN YILLENHOOLAHAY. FIRST WARNING.)

Chris is up for two MTV Movie Awards this Sunday — Break Breakout Star and Biggest Badass Star. (MORE LIKE DAT ASS AMIRITE) Hopefully he’ll show up for the ceremony, which will air from the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, Calif! (YEAH HOPEFULLY!!!!! GOD JUST JARED I HATE HOW I MUCH I NEED YOU.)


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SOURCE & CHRIS PINE HAVE DICK FOR DAYS, ASS FOR WEEKS
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Wanna see this baseball player's schlong?

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Of course you do! We don't follow sports here, but we sure know a lot about naked jocks. This is Evan Longoria, who supposedly texted a picture of his dick to a female blogger. Wanna see?


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This is the reason the Rays are #1 in the league. Fuck yeah.


Edit: Click the source for peen, there's a rule about embedded nudity, shit.

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keira knightley's alleged stalker walks free from court



Marek Daniluk, 41, was arrested earlier this year outside the comedy Theatre in London's West End, where the actress was performing Moliere's Le Misanthrope.

Police were called by a member of the public who became suspicious after allegedly seeing him hanging around outside the theatre. Daniluk, who is more than 6ft tall, was charged with harassment against Knightley, 25, following allegations that he had been stalking her. It is believed Daniluk had bombarded the actress with gift and messages and had been seen regularly outside the theatre where she was performing.

In a statement Knightley made to the police at the time she said she had become “worried” and “distressed” at his behaviour.

He had been due before City of Westminster Magistrate’s court yesterday (Fri) but the charges against him were dropped when Knightley made it clear she would not be in a position to give evidence against him. The actress is currently in Germany where she is filming A Dangerous Method, a film about the intense relationship between Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung.

A spokesman for the star confirmed she would not be able to attend the court hearing.

A spokesman for the Crown Prosecution Service said: "It [the case] was discontinued because the only evidence was from the complainant and the complainant was unable to attend on any of the dates which were given." Polish born Daniluk, who was wearing a blue and yellow rugby shirt with jeans, attended the hearing but was told he no further action would be taken against him and he was free to go.

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Lindsay And Ali Lohan's Sisterly Shopping Spree

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Doing her best to keep busy as she complies with her probation terms, Lindsay Lohan joined up with little sister Ali for a week-ending retail romp in Beverly Hills on Friday (June 4).

Sporting high ankle leather sandals that covered up her court-ordered alcohol-monitoring SCRAM ankle bracelet, the "Georgia Rule" babe and her darling sis hit up the popular Switch Boutique.

The Lohan gals busily browsed the racks in search of the perfect duds, with Ali looking quite perturbed by the paaprazzi in-store presence.

Meanwhile, LiLo was busy thinking about the past, as she took to her Twitter account to vent her displeasure over the E-Trade commercial from earlier this year in which she filed a $100 million lawsuit against.

The troubles actress tweeted, "Was just thinking about how mean&unecessary that etrade commercial was of my during super bowl :("

Nonetheless, the latest reports tell that Miss Lohan has been keeping up with all of her court requirements - which should bode well when she hits the courtroom next month for a probation violation hearing.


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Katherine Heigl is 1 of the Only 5 Actresses Who Can Get Films Green-lit in Hollywood, But...

Heigl: The Definitive Vulture Analysis of the Divisive Rom-Com Queen



SALARY HISTORY:
Knocked Up (2007): $300,000
27 Dresses (2008): $6 million
Current quote: $13 million

PLACE ON THE CASTING FOOD CHAIN: Sources tell Vulture that there are only five women today who can get a project green-lit just by signing on: Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Angelina Jolie, Reese Witherspoon (for dramas), and Heigl. And out of those five, Heigl is the only one who will work in a young romantic comedy. The next tier of hot female stars — Anne Hathaway, Carey Mulligan, Keira Knightley — may be offered a lead role, but they won't get a movie a go just by signing their name.

AN AGENT'S VIEW:
"She still green-lights studio movies. And personality aside, she is a movie star. The problem is that it's getting harder and harder. Look at this project Blended at Warner Bros. that she's attached to. It's a two-hander [needing a male and female lead to pull it off]. And the producers are telling us, 'We can't go back to any male lead she's ever worked with.' And that's because she's a goddamn nightmare. It's a shame, because she's talented. She has a shot at being Julia Roberts, but she's headed towards becoming Jennifer Aniston — someone who works regularly, but who could have been a superstar."

A MANAGER'S VIEW:
"So far, [she and her manager mom] have sent this message: She's expensive, and she's unpleasant to work with. It looks like they're going for a 'quick burn': Make as much as you can, while you can. I've always felt the way to longevity was quality, not a bunch of romantic comedies in a row just because they pay big. I already feel like the audience has tired of her [in that genre]. She needs to make it an event to go see a Katie Heigl movie. I don't know if she has the acting chops to do other things, but she needs to do other things, and to work with great directors."

A PUBLICIST'S VIEW: “She’s almost her own worst enemy. You have to be so careful which outlets you’re going to put her with. Always do the safe stuff: Leno. Today. You need someone on your side. Because Katie’s just a risk.”

THE RUNDOWN: Is Heigl worth the headache? The positive spin is that, despite all the controversy she’s generated and apparent ill will she’s inspired, she has remained a lock-tight moneymaker, at least for a certain audience. But the rom-com audience is notoriously fickle, or at least brand-resistant, lured more reliably by high-concept pitches and great trailers than over-the-title stars. (The double-dip of Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway could not breathe life into Bride Wars, for example.)

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Shocker: Real Housewife is broke and living beyond her means

She has a gaudy new mansion, pricey breast implants and spends thousands of dollars on shopping sprees for her spoiled brats -- but a New Jersey reality star and her goombah hubby are real-life deadbeats who owe $11 million, court records show.

Free-spending "Real Housewives of New Jersey" diva Teresa Giudice and her husband, Joe, make just $79,000 a year and are up to their tanned necks in liens, foreclosures and unpaid bills, according to bankruptcy papers filed in Newark federal court.

The Giudices say they owe creditors $10,853,648.04.

Teresa, known for her lust for designer clothes and expensive bling on the Bravo show, owes nearly $20,000 on credit cards for Bloomingdale's, Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus. In total, the Giudices show $104,000 in debt on at least eight credit cards.

The bank has moved to foreclose on the Giudices' $1.8 million, 10,500-square-foot, eight-bedroom, 5½-bath marble-and-onyx manse in Towaco, NJ, the couple moved into during the first season.

Teresa and Joe defaulted on their $1,280-a-month payment for the family's ubiquitous black Cadillac Escalade. They also didn't have insurance on the massive SUV, according to GMAC.

Teresa -- who this season told Joe to get a vasectomy -- owes $12,000 to a Garden State fertility clinic.

* Banks have taken the couple's $279,000 four-bedroom Jersey Shore house. The Giudices had three mortgages on the house and owed $325,000. The couple also handed over a $200,000 home in Lincoln Park, NJ, that had four mortgages -- and an outstanding debt of $600,000.

* Teresa and Joe owed another $1 million for property in Clifton, NJ, that has been given back to lenders.

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Gary Coleman's Funeral Canceled Due to Family Feud



Gary Coleman will not be buried this weekend as originally planned, as his ex-wife Shannon Price is fighting with his estranged parents about the location of his burial
, TMZ reports. Coleman died Friday at age 42 in a Utah hospital following a fall that resulted in a brain hemorrhage, and the TV star's parents are seeking custody of his body and want it returned to the star's boyhood home in Illinois, his former manager, Victor Perillo, told the Associate Press on Thursday.

Perillo said Coleman's parents, Sue and Willie Coleman, are the legal custodians of his body because Coleman and Price divorced in 2008. But a rep for Gary's ex-wife claims Price is the executor of the actor's will and has the power to make all decisions regarding the funeral and his estate.
"The Colemans don't want to fight with anyone," their lawyer said in a statement. "They just want to bring their son home."

According to TMZ, a mortuary is holding Coleman's remains and his funeral has been canceled for now.
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New Expendables trailer features all the main characters, probably most of the dialogue



The new trailer for The Expendables makes it seem as epic as a newly unearthed Star Wars film, and so manly that I’m pretty sure one of my ovaries just shriveled up. I could not love it more. It starts with Sylvester Stallone’s voice, “We are the shadows, and the smoke in your eyes. We are the ghosts, that hide in the night.” Then it’s got a crow dancing on a metallic skull as the voices of Bruce Willis (“Lights out!” “You got a problem with it?”) and Arnold Schwarzenegger (“Come on!” “Run you bastard!”) are heard (I thought "Run you bastard!" sounded more like Statham but nm). Then, it runs through the last names of the action legends who are coming together for the first and only time in this movie as we hear their voices delivering more lines that you would have bet your life would have been in this script:

Arnold Schwarzenegger: “He loves playing in the jungle.”
Bruce Willis: “Let’s get down to business.”
Jason Statham: “If we get out of here, it’s a miracle.”
Jet Li: “Time’s up.”
Mickey Rourke: “Come on, let’s see what you got.”
Dolph Lundgren: “Be careful.” (Gee, thanks Mom!)
Steve Austin: “I’m gonna kill him.”
Randy Couture: “It makes you stronger, Petey."
Terry Crews: “Anything that gets in my way, kaboom.”

I think I might hypersleep until August 13, the wait is killing me.

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John Legend Goes To The Beach on Vaca... Remains Sexy While Doing So



John Legend celebrated the Memorial Day weekend by hitting the beach.

Joined by his model girlfriend Christine Teigen, the 31-year-old R&B crooner enjoyed some relaxation as he frolicked on the shores of St. Barth, French West Indies on Sunday (May 30).

John is enjoying a well-deserved holiday before heading to Johannesburg, South Africa next week to help open up the 2010 World Cup.

The Ordinary People singer will join Alicia Keys, Shakira and the Black Eyed Peas as they join forces for a star-studded concert ahead of the quadrennial soccer tournament.

Those unable to make it to the show will be able to catch the whole event on the web. Vevo.com will broadcast the entire concert in high-def to most of the world through its website.

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Sean Penn's Wife "Is A Ghost To Me Now"




“She is a ghost to me now,” Sean Penn tells Vanity Fair of ex-wife Robin Wright. “We spent all those years together. … Now she’s just gone.”

The Oscar-winning actor has spent the last five months in Haiti and he talks to the magazine about his work there, describing how important it has been to him, especially as his family life has changed. “I was for 20 years in a relationship with Robin and 18 years with children. I didn’t have time to commit to anything—for real—in places like Iraq, except to denounce the war. But now I’m single. I can lend a hand.”

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DEBBIE Harry was the original bleached popstar, long before Madonna or Lady Gaga. Now she's 65, the Blondie frontwoman shrugs off the label of icon. She talks new Blondie album, Micheal Jackson, Alicia Keys, Lady GaGa, Favorite Blondie Covers & BEING AN ICON!

What can you tell us about the new Blondie album Fear of Girls?
We're really excited about it. We hadn't recorded in such a long time (since 2003's The Curse of Blondie) that everyone had really good ideas, there were a lot of great contributions and a wide variety of material. I think it's the typical Blondie mishmash. I'm not sure when it's coming out, the (record) labels are in a terrible state now of course. But I want it out the sooner the better.

Rapture is now seen as a pivotal song in music - helping introduce rap to the mainstream in 1981.
It's a song I've always loved, I'm very proud of it. It was the first, I say rap song but it's not really a rap song, but we paid homage to the rappers and the genre. It was the first rap song to go to No.1 in the US.

Have you heard Alicia Keys' cover of your song Rapture?
Of course. I'm very flattered, Alicia Keys is one of the most talented people around, her boyfriend Swizz (Beatz) is a great producer. Those two working on Rapture - I was very honoured they'd do it.

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Videos from Woodstock May 28, 2010.


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useless reality star tries to remain relevant, calls out rpattz skin tone in the process


The fading star of ‘Jersey Shore’ thinks R-Patz is cute, but would be much cuter with a little more sun!

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, she of the cringe inducing bump-it and Donatella Versace skin tone, has a beauty tip for Robert Pattinson – get a tan! Snooki, who will serve as a special correspondent for the MTV Movie Awards, told MTV News, “I’m going to say, ‘You need to go tanning, but you’re really hot. Because you’re a vampire. You’re pale’.” We wonder what Robert is going to have to say about that!

While we all enjoy Snooki’s debaucherous behavior and love of hot tubs, we really wonder why our friend is offering beauty advice to one of the world’s most attractive and eligible bachelors. Is this not the same girl who actually drove a man to vomiting on her show?

Ed Hardy aficionado Snooki also announced that tomorrow evening’s red carpet, which will bring out stars including Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Sandra Bullock, will also feature a ten-minute preview of the upcoming season of Jersey Shore.


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Kathy Griffin on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Kathy talks to Jimmy about twitter wars, Justin Bieber fans, performing at Milwaukee Pride, taking out her own Emmy ad, Larry King's homosexuality, and doing book signings with her mom for her new book, Tip It!: The World According to Maggie Also, Maggie is there and is adorable.



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P.S. For all who haven't heard--Kathy's new stand-up special premieres on Tuesday night on Bravo and D-List starts again June 15! Aww yeaaahhhh

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FRIDAY BOX




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ONTD, What'd You See?


I was planning on seeing Killers because it's the only thing playing in the backwater town I'm in this weekend, but a 5% Tomatometer is really dissuading. Anyone see Splice? Is it worth seeing? No poll today because I'm lazy.

Rutina Wesley: Season 3 Will Be 'Very Action-Packed'

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After just two seasons, True Blood has drawn millions of viewers and made stars of its colorful cast of human and not-quite-human characters. And now the HBO hit is back, with brand-new episodes premiering June 13.

Rutina Wesley plays Tara Thornton, the quick-tempered, defensive best friend of the show’s heroine, Sookie Stackhouse. The actress talked to Parade.com about Tara’s trademark tough exterior, the surprises that lay in store for fans and what she thinks about the headline-making romance between co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer.

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"For over a century, I have lived in secret. Until now. I know the risk, but I have to know her." Dark, brooding, pulsing with bloodlust and transcendent with romance, The Vampire Diaries - which started as a series of must-read novels by L.J. Smith - has become a must-watch television hit. Season One offers unforgettable characters, living and undead. They are vampire brothers Stefan and Damon, one good and one evil; Elena, a double for the beauty both brothers loved some 150 years earlier; plus Jeremy, Bonnie, Matt and more denizens of Mystic Falls, VA. All are caught up in a spellbinding web of secrets, passion and terror.

A week ago today we showed off the package art (seen again below) for Warner Home Video's upcoming DVD and Blu-ray Disc releases of The Vampire Diaries - The Complete 1st Season. This came from Amazon, at the above links, who has been pre-selling the title since mid-April, even though the studio had not yet formally announced it.

Overnight, while vampires still lurked about in the pre-dawn hours, Warner made it official and announced that The Vampire Diaries - The Complete 1st Season will arrive on DVD (5 discs, $59.98 SRP) and high-def Blu-ray (4 discs, $69.97 SRP) this August 31st. Besides the 22 main episodes, the following bonus material is listed for both formats:

* Into Mystic Falls: Bringing Vampire Lore and the High School Experience from Page to Screen
* When Vampires Don't Suck!: The Popularity of Vampires and the Fans Who Love Them
* The Vampire Diaries: A New Breed of Vampires - Casting the Series
* The Vampire Diaries: Vampires 101 - The Rules of the Vampire
* Creators/Director Pilot Commentary
* Unaired Scenes
* The Vampire Diaries: A Darker Truth Webisodes
* Second Bite: Gag Reel
* Downloadable Audiobook of the Bestselling Novel The Vampire Diaries: The Awakening by L.J. Smith

Running time is 935 minutes on both versions of the release. The DVD format version features widescreen video, and audio in English Dolby Surround 5.1 with an option for Portuguese Stereo. Subtitle options include Spanish, French, Korean, Portuguese, Thai and Chinese Traditional. For the Blu-ray the specs provided by Warner show high-def 1080p widescreen video, and audio is shown to be the same as the DVD: English Dolby Surround 5.1 (which is what Warner has done with other TV-on-BD releases, such as Supernatural). The Portuguese Stereo soundtrack option is also present. Subtitle options shown on the Blu version are Dutch, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Norwegian and Finnish.

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TIME - Top 10 Worst Chick Flicks

Sex and the City 2 hits theaters on May 27, 2010, and already the news isn't good. TIME takes a look at some other not-so-great films that have been cruelly pitched at female audiences.

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10. Crossroads
In case you forgot, Britney Spears once had an acting career. The 2002 film Crossroads stars Spears and some other actresses as they reunite post-graduation by driving across the country to "find themselves" — the cliché of all clichés. They bring a boy along, sing in the car and chase their dreams to — where else? — Los Angeles, where Spears picks up a mike for a rendition of "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman." Crossroads!

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Bay's new playthang slutted up for Audition with Shia






If you ever need any more of an example of how awesome it has to be to be a casting director in Hollywood, take this with you. And hold it to your bosom. Remember how Megan Fox quick Transformers 3 because it was a hostile work environment? Because Michael Bay would yell at her, be all mean to her, and do things like make her wash his Ferarri and was basically the directing equivalent of a Terry Richardson?


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Doctor Who: The Lodger trailer




Synopsis: The Doctor forgets to set the TARDIS controls leaving Amy trapped inside as she ends up travelling one week into the future, without the Doctor. This leaves the Doctor trapped on Earth as he awaits the return of his TARDIS.

Additional synopsis: The Doctor faces his greatest challenge yet – a flat share! People are disappearing on Aickman Road, and the Doctor must solve the mystery of a staircase that people walk up – but never down.

Broadcast: 12 June 2010

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Psychologists waste time; determine Darth Vader was mentally ill

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French psychologists recently spent some time analyzing Darth Vader (we're not sure why) and determined that the Sith Lord was mentally ill, according to LiveScience. Specifically, they say he probably has a borderline personality, described by Wikipedia as "a prolonged disturbance of personality function in a person (generally over the age of eighteen years, although it is also found in adolescents), characterized by depth and variability of moods."

The psychologists are going to publish their findings in the journal Psychiatry Research, but LiveScience has a preview:

Skywalker hit six out of the nine borderline personality disorder criteria as defined by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fourth edition (DSM-IV). He only needed to meet five criteria to qualify as suffering from the disorder.

For instance, the future Darth Vader showed both impulsivity and anger management issues as an overexcited, lovelorn Jedi. He went back and forth between idealizing and devaluing Jedi mentors, such as a humorless young Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Abandonment issues also surfaced. Skywalker had a permanent fear of losing his wife, Padme Amidala, and he went so far as to betray his Jedi mentors and companions to try to prevent her death.

Two displays of dissociative episodes took place when Skywalker tried to distance himself from stressful events. The first episode took place after he slaughtered a local tribe of Tuskens responsible for his mother's death. A second episode occurred following his murderous rampage among young Jedi trainees, as he voiced paranoid thoughts about Obi-Wan Kenobi and his wife.

Lastly, any "Star Wars" fan would recognize Skywalker's identity issues and uncertainty about who he was. His fateful turn to the dark side and change of name to Darth Vader could represent the ultimate sign of such identity disturbance, the researchers said.

For some reason the study neglected to mention the other signs of Vader's poor mental health, such as torturing people, destroying entire planets, choking his co-workers to death and cutting off his son's hand. Among other things.

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Um, wow at this article. I love the first trilogy, though. In fact, my cats are named after characters in the films.

Summer's Leading Men



We're now well past Memorial Day, and the annual summer movie boom is officially upon us. This year's offerings are as action-packed, goofy, and just plain big (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, anyone?) as ever. Of course, it's impossible to heat up the screen without the right leading man, and these upcoming blockbusters do not disappoint. From Leonardo DiCaprio as a mind-reading thief to Kieran Culkin as a quirky comic book sidekick to James Franco as Elizabeth Gilbert's final rebound, there's something to suit every taste and style. Click through for our roundup of the Boys of Summer 2010.


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Kim Kardashian to play the next Lara Croft?

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KIM Kardashian is in talks to replace Angelina Jolie in the Tomb Raider movie franchise.

According to Hollywood insiders, the curvy reality TV star is in the middle of negotiations to play video game beauty Lara Croft in a reboot of the film series.

“This will be something very different to Angelina’s Lara,” a source said.

“Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience.”

Kim, 29, has previously spoken of her desire to break into acting.

“I would love to do more acting,” she said in December last year.

“I have so much going on but acting is definitely exciting to me. I’m hoping to do more TV and I would really love to make movies.”

In March, it was reported that Kim — who has starred in an episode of CSI: NY — has been having acting lessons.

“Kim has been attending acting classes for some time,” a source revealed.

“She gets scripts sent to her all the time, but unlike so many other famous people she doesn’t just want to make a film without first learning the craft.”

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Ed O'Neill Unfazed by Modern Family Gay Kiss Drama




Ed O'Neill is no stranger to comedy controversy. Twenty years ago, critics assailed his show 'Married... With Children' for risqué content that supposedly went too far. Now, his hit show 'Modern Family' is the target of criticism that it doesn't go far enough.

The ABC sitcom's critics have noted that its gay couple, Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) and Cameron (Eric Stonestreet), has not been shown kissing (or engaging in much public display of affection, for that matter), even though the program hasn't been shy about showing liplocks between Mitchell's sister, Claire (Julie Bowen), and her husband, Phil (Ty Burrell). ABC has said the reticence is Mitchell's, not the network's, and that his squeamishness over PDA will be addressed in a future episode. That hasn't mollified the more than 12,000 Facebook petitioners (so far) who are demanding a Mitchell-Cameron kiss.

 O'Neill, who plays Mitchell and Claire's father, Jay, addressed the controversy in an interview with PopEater. Calling from his Los Angeles home, he said he finds the complaint "half amusing, half annoying." He noted that we haven't seen Jay and his sexy young wife, Gloria (Sofia Vergara) kiss either. And, after 20 years of appearances in controversial comedies, O'Neill said that he sees such protests as just another form of show business, not to be taken seriously.

What do you think of the protests over Cameron and Mitchell's muted displays of affection?
Oh, that's so stupid. Who cares? When I hear that, it's half amusing, half annoying. First of all, they're the most conservative family of the three. Mitchell is a lawyer, and Cameron is a stay-at-home mom with a baby

It's much, much better to allow people to use their imaginations when they want to, in that regard. Otherwise, it turns into a sort of pornography. If people want to be titillated or shocked or, "Oh, wow, they're actually kissing," I mean, who cares? The format is, they live together. We assume they have sex. I don't think we need to see it beginning or ending. Who cares? To me, it's boring. Gloria and I haven't done any making out in the first 24 shows.



Would you like to have Jay make out with Gloria?
No. I think it's boring. When people start to make out or kiss or French kiss or caress in a sexual manner, the story stops. Where do you go with that? It's like, "Okay, now, let's see... five seconds, ten seconds, 15 seconds, gee, they're still making out, my goodness, they're actually kissing." Who cares? The story stops.

Do you find any irony in the notion that, 20 years ago, 'Married... With Children' was criticized for going too far, and now 'Modern Family' is criticized for not going far enough?
I couldn't care less. [Laughs.] It's part of the business. The fact is, the critics have a job to do. They're also in show business. We understand that. They have to sell their fish some way, so they have to keep inventing things to write about. So they're going to come up with things that are titillating to read about. From an actor's standpoint, we don't even think about things like that. We have enough to do just to get the show done. That's all I ever think about. Otherwise, you're thinking about things you have no control over and they're just in the way of what you really need to concern yourself about.



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'Drop Dead Diva' is Back, Y'all!



Go behind the scenes on the set of the Lifetime (Television for Women and Gays) series "Drop Dead Diva." In the video, the cast (including star Brooke Elliott and Margaret Cho) discuss their characters and what will happen in the upcoming season. The Season 2 premiere of "Drop Dead Diva" (featuring guest star Paula Abdul) airs Sunday, June 6th.



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It's high time for a JDM post

Jeffrey is just as excited as you are.
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"JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN: ZOE SALDANA KICKED ME IN THE FACE IN A SEX SCENE"
You’re a movie star now. Were you ever a loser when you were younger?
Yeah, I was a little bit. I think I didn’t come into my own until I was 15 or 16, so I got picked on. I got shoved in my mouth more than once. Kids were mean so I had to be scrappy. But I kind of came into my own later in life. I was a little bit dorky as a kid.

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A braid-free Lauren Conrad gets her swag on and rebuffs The Hills

MTV has been trying to drum up enthusiasm for its dying franchise The Hills by giving viewers false hope Lauren Conrad would make a final bow in the finale. Recent episodes have pulled less than 2 million viewers. Too bad Lauren said “Hell to the naw.”

Lauren picking up swag at the Kari Feinstein MTV Movie Awards Style Lounge





Sorry LC fans who were hoping to see The Hills' original starlet return for the series finale...it's not happening, according to Lauren Conrad herself.

"I have no plans to come back," she told me at Kari Feinstein MTV Movie Awards style lounge today. "I really liked how I got to leave the show. I felt like it was on a positive note and I feel like they wrapped up my storyline."


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With her latest outfit Lauren may be nearing breaking an unofficial celebrity record for recycling. Only Renee Zellwegger and her Northface tracksuit stand in the way.



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Three Articles on 'The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Stephenie Meyer'



In Stephenie Meyer's introduction to her latest Twilight tale, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, she whets her fans' appetites by suggesting that in this novel she's "stepped into the shoes of … a 'real' vampire – a hunter, a monster". Any readers frustrated by the mundane suburban detail of Meyer's previous Twilight books – vampires who play baseball, drive Volvos and give each other tasteful, thoughtful gifts – might be tempted to perk up. Sadly, it's a folorn hope.

 

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It has arrived: the benevolent gift to fans, the surprise french fry discovered in the bottom of Stephenie Meyer's vampiric junk-food bag. "The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner" hit stores Saturday, two years after readers thought they'd seen the last of Bella and the Cullen clan. This novella is a companion to "Eclipse," the third volume in Meyer's teen human-vampire love saga, which comes out in movie form later this month.

 

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NEW YORK — There were no special concerts, no multi-city publicity tours and no camera crews this time. Stephenie Meyer wasn't sitting at a table waiting to sign copies. But to the 20 or so Twilighters lined up outside the Borders at Penn Plaza, the midnight release of "The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner" was still a pretty big deal. And instead of all the fanfare that had surrounded the release of "Breaking Dawn" almost two years ago, they had a couple of quiet, muggy hours in which to make new friends.Collapse )

 

 

 


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Eminem update!

mods sorry about the last post! i entered it by accident! and NOTHING has been posted already (double checked!)
-Some pap pictures and promotional pic 
-BBC 1 interview (with summary)
-and pap video

Super Emzy invites you in!
 

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sources:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVkAUia8SBE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlEviIvUQ-0&feature=player_embedded
http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/eminem_2873593
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Lady Gaga at JFK looking like [insert impossible to describe description here]



All dolled up for an outbound flight, Lady Gaga was spotted preparing to jet out of Heathrow Airport in London, England on Saturday (June 5).
The "Poker Face" singer happily stopped to sign autographs and take pictures with fans while clad in a leather studded jump suit and platform heels.

As she headed off to New York City, a paparazzo source tells that GaGa's thin frame wasn't suited for the normally skintight leather ensemble - so much so that during check-in she accidentally flashed her lady parts to the airport staffers and other passengers.

Tweeting just before takeoff, Lady GaGa tweeted to her many fans and followers, "I have dreamt a lifetime to get on this flight to NewYork. I don't care if its summer. Leather, high heels, and a bad attitude. Here I come."

Making it safely on the transatlantic flight, the 24-year-old looked cheerful as she pranced out of JFK Airport towards an awaiting car with paparazzi on-hand for a warm welcome.

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First pilot of BBC Three's pilot season aired last Thursday



Review: ‘Pulse’ refreshing the parts other medical procedurals cannot!

Synopsis: A year after her mother's death, Hannah resumes her training at one of the country's top teaching hospitals. She is soon terrified by strange visions and the threatening behavior of her ex-boyfriend and star surgeon Nick and wonders if she has come back too soon.

Thursday night saw the first of three back door pilots broadcast on BBC Three, and if this is what we can expect to see in future weeks when it comes to quality drama, the standard is extremely high.

"Pulse," which is written by Paul Cornell, is a hospital procedural with a difference.

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NGL, I only watched this for Stephen Campbell Moore. Ben Miles (aka Patrick from Coupling) made a surprise appearance too. If BBC Three picks it up, SCM better be involved some way or another, otherwise I won't bother to watch. I don't want a Being Human fuck up again when two out of three actors were replaced. Well, can't wait to see the other two pilots.

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Marilyn

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? 10 YEARS LATER. "2GETHER"

Remember the MTV spoof boy band ' 2GETHER? ' Ever wondered what happened to them?

It's been 10 years! (wow.. I feel old.)





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If your looking to purchase a copy of the 2GETHER movie DVD... good luck! It'll run you anywhere from $150 - $249 !! Luckily the movie is uploaded on youtube if you want to watch it! :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-cVWAhaRSI :)


SOURCES:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2ge%2Bher
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Farmer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah_Bastian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Cuccione
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Farley
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Solowitz
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Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Final 2




"Millions of votes and many an upset later, only two women remain in Esquire's bracket battle royale. Meet the finalists below, then come back Monday to vote for a champion!

And they didn't even have to wear swimsuits. Congratulations to Heidi Klum and Brooklyn Decker, who'll be talking some smack and competing head-to-head right here next week."

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Your mission is a failure! Your lifestyle too extreme!



A Kiwi icon so famous that a statue was erected in his honour is being denied New Zealand citizenship.
Richard O'Brien, the New Zealand-raised creator of The Rocky Horror Show, has been told he can't retire there.


The 68-year-old British-born writer and actor is now appealing to Immigration Minister Jonathan Coleman for help.

O'Brien, who lives in London, has been back to New Zealand regularly since the 1960s and wants to retire to Katikati, where he has a 2½-acre property. But his immigration adviser, Dion Smart, says he doesn't fit the criteria for citizenship or permanent residency.

Two of O'Brien's siblings, Robin Smith and Gillian Page, live in Tauranga, as did their parents until they died about four years ago. According to immigration requirements, to be sponsored by either of his siblings for permanent residency in New Zealand, O'Brien has to be aged 55 or under, and have secured a job offer – criteria he doesn't fit.

O'Brien says he thinks his application should be "rubber- stamped" in light of his contribution to New Zealand.

"I don't understand – they build a statue of me and celebrate me as a New Zealander, but I have to go on my knees and do all sorts of things, and I'm probably too old."

He came to New Zealand as a 10-year-old with his family from Britain in 1952.

He spent his teenage years and early 20s in Hamilton and Tauranga. He left in 1964 for London.


In 2004, he was honoured with a statue in Hamilton of his Rocky Horror character, the creepy butler Riff Raff, erected on the site of the barber shop where he worked before leaving for Britain.

His son Josh came to New Zealand on a student visa about four years ago and is applying for residency. Mr Smart says that having such close family ties to New Zealand should help his case.

O'Brien has often spoken in interviews about growing up in New Zealand and the influence it had on his life and work. Some of the songs from Rocky Horror were inspired by incidents in his youth here.

"I regret not getting citizenship before I went away to the UK. I thought I was only going on a one-year working holiday. I'm very proud of New Zealand. What it gave me was it's classlessness. It's a meritocracy. In 1964, Britain was a very class-run society, but I was indifferent to that."

Waikato film-maker Fiona Jackson, who directed the film An Evening with Richard O'Brien, says she's shocked he doesn't have New Zealand citizenship. "We've claimed him as our own. You would think making it legally so would be a formality."Source
Re-fucking-diculous in my humble opinion. We've always made such a huge song and dance about how he is "one of us" but the man can't retire here? Sheesh. 
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Cuter than Xtina's kid



People love baby videos. E*Trade babies and Evian Roller Babies and even an Iron Baby are not enough to slake the general population's thirst for infant cuteness.
Now Jake Wilson on the YouTube channel "The Battery's Down" has produced and posted "Baby Gaga -- Telephone," which is exactly what it appears to be -- a child (actually children a.k.a. 'little monsters') in a video put to the music of Lady Gaga's hit song "Telephone." The facial expressions on this child throughout the video are priceless. (And if you never thought of Lady Gaga as a pretentious over-grown child, this video might just make you think along those lines.) Those bored Marines over in Afghanistan made a great video, but even they will have to admit that this is one great piece of footage. So, hat's off to Jake Wilson and TheBatterysdown.com for this one...

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Manga

Cherry Jones Quits Emmy Race


When Emmy voting commences after 6 p.m. PST today, TV academy members will be shocked by the status of two past champs. Last year's winner of best supporting drama actress, Cherry Jones ("24"), took her name off the Emmy ballot and the 2007 winner of best supporting drama actor, Terry O'Quinn ("Lost"), is back in the running after quitting last year.

Why did Jones bow out? Her rep won't say.

When Gold Derby asked her agent at William Morris Endeavor, Scott Henderson, for comment, he dodged the inquiry and referred us to a publicist at Fox TV. That rep said that the network submits "24" only in the race for best drama series. Actors submit themselves in the performance categories, so only Henderson or Jones can explain why she quit the Emmy derby just 10 months after winning.

Jones' refusal to explain her snub will inevitably fuel speculation that she's upset with "24" producers over how her role evolved as U.S. president. While she told Entertainment Weekly that she's satisfied with how her character played out, she also confessed that producers dangled her throughout the final season, not mapping out a clear story arc for the part, dismissing her from the show, then bringing her back willy nilly.

When asked if she thought there will be an opening for her in the "24" feature film, she replied, "I can't imagine that would be the case."

Lady Gaga on 'Doctor Who'? + Torchwood Comic



Lady Gaga is reportedly being lined up to star in Doctor Who.

According to the Daily Star, the BBC wants to sign up the singer, 24, to play a villain in the series.

Scriptwriter Gareth Roberts said: "The script might end up on screen one day with Lady GaGa, who will have fallen on hard times."

A source added: "She is no stranger to dressing up and would be more than a match for the Doctor. It would be a great coup to get her."

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Captain Jack is reunited with Gwen and... wait for it... Ianto in a new series of prequel comics, due out August 10 in the US. One of the stories is even written by The Great Barrowman himself!


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Whitney Houston bombs in Copenhagen (surprise!)

 


Whitney Houston didn't get too good reviews after her two shows in Copenhagen, Denmark this past week. One reviewer who was oh so very nice to the diva after her first show, thursday, wrote;

"Yes she can sing, in a way that makes her sound like an ancient cabaret singer in a basement in the Bronx after her 40th smoke.... She was born with a gold spoon in her mouth. Unfortunately she's used the spoon to heat up her crack cocaine for too many years."
He gave her 1 out of 6 stars - which seemed to be the trend among all the reviewers. 

Reportedly the audience started walking out after the first couple of songs. Before the second show yesterday(friday), one newspaper wrote:

"7000 tickets[the cheapest tickets cost just under $100] have been sold for this evening's concert, but hundreds are now available at highly cut prices following what one critic described as "an out-of-breath 46 year old diva who was already hoarse after the first song"

 
http://kpn.dk/popmusik/concerts/article2087932.ece
http://politiken.dk/newsinenglish/article987484.ece

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Orlando Bloom has opened up about his life-long struggle with dyslexia in a lecture series at Rockefeller University. The actor participated in “The Child Mind Institute” lecture, which was part of the Adam Jeffrey Katz Memorial Lecture Series.



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