May 9th, 2010

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EXCLUSIVE: Avril Lavigne And Brody Jenner Get Matching Obscene Tattoos

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Nothing says ‘I will love you for ever’ more than matching tattoos -- especially when that tattoo is an obscenity!

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that pop star Avril Lavigne and reality show star Brody Jenner sealed their new love by both getting the word F**K inked on their ribs this week.

Classy!

Appearing very ragged the couple said they had “not slept for two days” as they staggered around Mark Mahoney’s Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor in Hollywood.

A source told RadarOnline.com that Avril and Brody looked awful when they arrived at the shop. “They were laughing and said they had not slept in two days. They were completely, utterly out of it.

“Then nobody could believe it when they said they wanted the word F**K written on their ribs.

“Avril didn’t even care that the only person available to ink her in the shop was an apprentice. She just said, ‘I don’t care do it.’

“Neither of them seemed to stop and think about what they were doing, it was just one big laugh.”


It is not the first time they got matching tattoos.

In April the pair celebrated their new romance by getting matching lightning bolts tattooed on their bodies during a trip to Las Vegas.

While Avril who recently separated from husband Deryck Whibley requested her lightning bolt on her forearm Brody had his behind an ear.

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Scans from Bret Michaels' interview with People



Bret Michaels is on the cover of People's May 17th issue. Inside the interview: Bret, his doctor, and his girlfriend talk about his brain hemorrhage.

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Source: me, my scanner and my People magazine

Bret even rocks a bandana when he's lying on his death bed. Total badass.
Also it seems like I am becoming the resident ONTD-poster of Bret stuff and I love it. He is my rock of love and STDs
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Maxim Hot 100 List

BEYONCE AND LADY GAGA DIDN'T MAKE THE LIST BUT KE DOLLA SIGN HA DID
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#11-20: Eva Mendes, Audrina Patridge, Amber Heard, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Bynes, Selita Ebanks, Leighton Meester, Christina Aguilera, Bar Refaeli, Olivia Wilde

#21-30: Milla Jovovich, Mila Kunis, Arianny Celeste, Nicole Scherzinger, Danica Patrick, Eliza Dushku, Hilary Duff, Kaley Cuoco, Ashley Greene, Hayden Panatierre

#31-40: Taylor Swift, Jessica Biel, January Jones, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rachelle Leah, Joanna Krupa, Angelina Jolie, Malin Akerman, Dania Ramirez

#41-50: Katie Cassidy, Anna Faris, Jordana Brewster, Stephanie Pratt, Julianne Hough, Rachel Bilson, Sofia Vergara, Emmy Rossum, Emma Stone, Alice Eve

#51-60: Moon Bloodgood, Kristen Bell, Laura Vandervoort, Britney Spears, Tricia Helfer, ke$ha, Gabrielle Union, Erin Andrews, Lindsey Vonn, Grace Park

#61-70: Naya Rivera, Lyndsy Fonseca, Alessandra Ambrosio, Camilla Belle, Christian Serratos, Peyton List, AnnaLynne McCord, Emanuelle Chiriqui, Monica Keena, Odette Yustman

#71-80: Dawn Olivieri, Danneel Harris, Zooey Deschanel, Natalie Morales, Lily Allen, Kristin Cavallari, Yvonne Strahovski, Emma Roberts, Rebecca Mader, Maria Menounos

#81-90: Navi Rawat, Stacy Kiebler, Danielle Panabaker, Anna Paquin, Kylie Bisutti, Jessie James, Chelsea Handler, Daniela Ruah, Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell

#91-100: Amber Lancaster, Helena Mattson, Kara DioGuardi, Kelly Ripa, Kristin Gustafson, Lea Seydoux, I-Justine, Chanel, Alsion Brie, and Lauren Storm

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'Biggest Loser' Chick Dumps Hubby ... for a Lady

A female "Biggest Loser" contestant didn't just drop a couple of pounds after she left the show -- she also dropped her husband ... and picked up a brand new GIRLFRIEND!

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TMZ has learned Rasha Spindel -- who appeared on the CBS reality show back in 2006 with her then-fiance Edwin Chapman -- recently divorced the guy after three years of marriage ... and is now engaged to a woman.

We spoke to Rasha, who told us, “After 30 years, I finally realized I was gay. I have never been this happy as I am now as I am about to marry my best friend and soul mate who just happens to be the sexiest drag-king on the planet.”

Rasha added, "I wish Edwin the best of luck and I hope he finds happiness."

Spindel's new special somebody is Vanna Pecoraro -- they're set to tie the knot at a private ceremony on August 28.
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Heidi and Seal renew their wedding vows..again!

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Keeping with tradition, Heidi Klum and Seal celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary on Saturday by renewing their vows in front of their children and a few close family members at sunset on a beach in Costa Careyes, Mexico.

After the ceremony, about 80 guests joined the happy couple at their home for an outdoor reception under a palapa – an open-air, thatched-roof hut – decorated with dozens of chandeliers, thousands of candles and all white flowers.

Contrary to last year's retro-themed celebration, this year's theme was a bit more traditional: guests dressed in white and black as brides and grooms.

"They wanted it to feel like a real wedding, but still have a theme," a source tells PEOPLE of their celebration.

The fun began Friday night with dinner and a karaoke party. The source says both the bride, 36, and groom, 47, sang for their guests, who were invited to the posh Mexican beach town by a tiered wedding cake-shaped invitation with bobble heads inside of the whole family, designed by invitation company Lehr & Black.

The sentiment? "Five years: Piece of cake!"

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They're so adorable together!
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NCIS - Musical episode in the works?

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It would be the most bizarre TV crime show to date - 'NCIS: The Musical'.

Michael Weatherly, who plays Agent Tony DiNozzo in the hit show, insists there has been talk of the crime show doing a musical special.

'If there's a crime show that can get away with it, we're on it,' Weatherly insists.

'We have talked about it, but there are certain people that think it would be a disaster and it's Fonzie jumping the shark tank.'

Musical theater-trained Cote de Pablo, who plays Ziva David, and Pauley Perrette, who plays Abby Sciuto, are both natural singers, and David McCallum, who plays Dr 'Ducky' Mallard, released four records in the '60s.

Weatherly insists Gibbs could get in on it, too, adding: 'Mark Harmon has done some cowboy singing in the past.'

Weatherly, who says he would like to cover Tom Jones' What's New Pussycat, says he can think of only one way to improve an NCIS musical episode.

'If it's a 'NCIS' and 'NCIS: Los Angeles' episode, because of LL COOL J,' Weatherly says. 'It'd be a two-hour musical extravaganza.'

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Alex Reid's New Rape/"Making Love"/whatever Scene From His Softcore Porn


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Alex Reid’s much-hyped rape scene in action-suspense flick Killer Bitch has finally hit the interwebs, but the critics who blasted him for the violent scene may be laughing instead of cringing. “It’s not a rape scene–it’s a love scene,” Alex told The Sun.  “It seemed like a fun idea and a way to practice my acting,” he said. “Sadly, I think the people involved in the film just used me to get publicity.” He also regrets not having his wife, Katie Price, act his manager at the time he agreed to appear in the film. When production stills of the rape sequence were leaked a while back, a storm of controversy followed.

But the scene in question is so poorly acted and edited, it’s almost comical. Camera angles show Mr. Katie Price having intercourse with a woman who is on her back. And then, as his rear is fully exposed from one angle, the next shot cuts to a side where you can obviously see his underwear still on his body as he’s simulating rough sex with grunts of “f*ck yeah, raaahhhhh, uhhhhh.”

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oh god, it's so fucking terrible, ROFL.

no peen btw.


Btw is there a reason the tag is nfsw instead of nsfw... I've always wondered.

Betty White Saves SNL

Betty White in the Mother of All ‘Saturday Night Live’ Episodes



All it took to reinvigorate a 35-year-old comedy show was the presence of an 88-year-old woman.

On Saturday, after more than 70 years in show business, six Emmy Awards and one improbable Facebook campaign, Betty White finally got her shot at hosting “Saturday Night Live.”

Historically, “SNL” doesn’t always come through for its most heavily hyped hosts: students of the show’s 1990s-era antiquity may recall episodes featuring Nancy Kerrigan and Jim Carrey that were highly rated but low on comedy, and a program from March hosted by Zach Galifianakis didn’t quite fulfill its potential. But Saturday’s show was one of the strongest outings of the season. With energy, enthusiasm and plain old laughs, Ms. White and the “SNL” cast and crew (including an ensemble of recent alumnae) more than delivered on this much promoted episode’s promise.

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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Vanessa Carlton bitten by pit bull

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Pop songstress Vanessa Carlton set out on her daily run along the streets of Shohola, a rural area about 20 miles outside of Milford.

Her father, Ed, has a home in the Walker Lake community. The neighborhood doesn't have sidewalks, so Carlton runs in the roadway.

About two blocks from her dad's house, Carlton passes a home with three dogs in the yard: A Pomeranian, a Jack Russell Terrier and a 9-month-old pit bull named Bella. The yard is surrounded by an invisible fence.

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5 Idol Replacements for Simon Who'd Be Better Than Howard Stern



To be honest, Howard Stern's honesty makes him the ideal replacement for Simon Cowell on American Idol.

But since Stern's never going to find a job that's more perfect for him than the one he's got, he's not going to make it happen.

And so what? We've come up with five stars who'd be better than Stern in Cowell's chair because they'd be good, and, hey, novel idea, they might take the gig.

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This is a Legend of the Seeker post

The promo for next week's episode "Unbroken".



Also there are some major updates for the Save Our Seeker campaign. Wanna know more?

Sexy Blonde!Richard and his almost as sexy badass sheep invites you in....


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If you still don't know what this awesome show is all about, go to http://dadt.com/lots/ and see more for yourself.

Sexy Richard thanks you for you interest and wishes you a Happy Mother Confessor Day!



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This is an Eisley post.


 
Eisley have unveiled dates for a headlining run this summer called the Mild Mild Midwest Tour. The band will be joined by the Lion and the Sail and singer/songwriter Christie DuPree (the younger sister of Eisley's Chauntelle, Sherri, Stacy and Weston DuPree).

Dates are as follows:
June 23 - Shreveport, LA - The Collective
June 24 - Little Rock, AR - The Village
June 25 - Tulsa, OK - Cain's Ballroom Second Stage
June 27 - Nashville, TN - 3rd & Lindsley *
June 28 - Memphis, TN - The Hi-Tone
June 29 - St. Louis, MO - The Old Rock House
June 30 - Chicago, IL - Lincoln Hall
July 1 - Indianapolis, IN - The Emerson Theater
July 2 - Marietta, IL - Cornerstone Festival **
July 3 - Kansas City, MO - Record Bar

All dates supported by The Lion & The Sail and Christie DuPree except * WRLT-FM "Nashville Sunday Night" show and ** festival bill.

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Gaga inspires Dead Weather song

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Jack White had an unusual muse for new Dead Weather track The Difference Between Us - the song was inspired by Lady Gaga.
The rocker decided to channel the Poker Face sensation while composing the tune - and admits he enjoyed pretending to be the outrageous pop star.
He explains, "Lady Gaga - I was thinking of the type of song a contemporary musician would write so I started thinking about her.
"I started thinking of how she would write the music to this song and got quite into being Lady Gaga in an odd way."
The song's lyrics were written by White's bandmate Alison Mosshart, who he insists rivals Gaga for live performances.
He gushes, "The lyrics are all from Alison, who was coming from a different direction. She is an incredible person to work with and you can't touch her on stage - she's one of the best frontpeople out there right now. She attracts everyone's attention. I've never been in a band where everyone is just staring at the live singer. She captivates the girls and boys at the same time which is hard for a frontwoman to do because you run the risk of making a lot of girls hate you. But girls love her even more than the guys."

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For anybody curious


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Kat Von D Defends Michelle McGee


Kat Von D says you shouldn't have anything against Jesse James' lover Michelle "Bombshell" McGee because of her tattoos.

"You can't judge a book by its cover," the L.A. Ink star told UsMagazine.com at the Gay & Lesbian Center's An Evening With Women: Celebrating Art, Music and Equality party in Beverly Hills Saturday.

"I think there has always been a negative stigma surrounding tattoos, especially on women," continued Von D, 28. "But to me, it is all about how you carry yourself, and some people carry it differently, I guess. For me, I just want to be a positive example of tattooing.

"There have been many cases in the past that have been fully exploited where people have affairs and then they have absolutely no tattoos, so if we were to sit there and dissect that, that would be pointless and very time consuming," she said.

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US Congress Questions Sea World's Educational Value


"On Tuesday, April 27, 2010, the United States Congress debated the educational value of keeping killer whales, dolphins, and other marine mammals in captivity in zoos, aquariums, and theme parks. The hearing was triggered by a “perfect storm” of spring events including: SeaWorld trainer Dawn Brancheau’s February 24th death by the killer whale Tilikum, the Academy Award® award win of The Cove (documentary film about dolphin abuse and capture in Taiji, Japan), and the government’s announced revision of the Marine Mammal Protection Act. Witnesses on polar opposite sides of the continuum including SeaWorld Curator Julie Scardina, Louie Psihoyos – director of The Cove, and several scientists testified on the quality of federally required education programs needed to house the animals. The hearing also touched on the issue of the origin and source of animals in marine parks; a topic recently discussed on the DIS Unplugged.

Continue after the break for details – particularly as they pertain to SeaWorld.SeaWorld was not on trial per se, but received much attention during the testimony. For background, the Marine Mammal Protection Act was enacted in 1972 (revised in 1994) by the National Marine Fisheries Service and permits the display of whales, dolphins, seals, etc. only if there are proper education or conservation programs. Therefore, Congress asked what construes “meaningful public education” using these animals.
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MORGANA AND GWEN POST OF AWESOME







In the lastest issue of SFX magazine over in the UK, leading ladies of BBC's The Adventures Of Merlin aka Angel Coulby and Katie McGrath sat down for a short interview each to promote season two and the beginning of filming season three which has already started as we read this.

Needless to say not very spoilery comments followed as it was probably well intended, but both Angel and Katie are itching to get more into the thick of the action and become more of a prominent fixture with the two leading men Colin and Arthur than they were in season two, as especially with the case of the MIA Morgana.

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My New Favorite TV Family

'9 By Design' Parents Not Worried They'll Turn Into Next Jon and Kate Gosselin
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Meet the hipster Gosselins!

Well, kind of.

Bob and Cortney Novogratz have seven kids (one short of Jon and Kate) and a reality show (“9 By Design”), but that's thankfully where the Gosselin similarities end.

The Novogratz's are the husband and wife owners of Sixx Design.

“We buy properties, we gut them then we build amazing homes,” Bob told Fox411.com.

They've been doing it for years and have made millions, so money wasn’t what motivated this husband and wife team to film their reality show.

“We are fortunate enough to be in a gazillion design magazines, and we also had a lot of kids, so every network came to us and offered us a show,” Bob explained.

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i love this crazy/hippy family. only they would name their child FIve and Major but whatevs they are really cool and I love their house.
They aren't the Gosselins cuz neither bob or Courtney are controlling bitches or lazy fat fucks. plus the kids are normal.
also Holly and Five are the cutest kids ever

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Christina Aguilera out & about on the Mother's Day holiday.

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Stepping out on the Mother's Day holiday, Christina Aguilera and family were spotted strolling around in SoHo, New York City on Sunday (May 9).

Joined by husband Jordan Bratman, son Max Liron and her brother, the group wandered about the Big Apple streets en route to grab a bite to eat on the special day.

Currently gearing up for her big comeback, Miss Aguilera recently spoke with Oprah about the ability of ladies to bounce back from pregnancy.

She tells, “I think women, our bodies go through such incredible things, and we are superhuman. Give life, give birth, which are the source of all our children. Our bodies are ours for a time, and we do it voluntarily by our son."

The 29-year-old adds, "But then, when we get them back, you feel much stronger and much better and safer. Sure, I have a difference in my body than before, but I have more confidence in that. ”

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Julian Casablancas on going solo, fatherhood and The Strokes reunion

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Julian Casablancas is not the man he once was.

Life as we knew it changed after New York City was rocked to its core by events in 2001. Three months before that September’s tragedy, the seismic release of The Strokes’ debut album, ‘Is This It’ tore a new arsehole in the body of rock, ushering in the garage revolution of the Noughties, and establishing NYC as its nucleus. Catapulted to instant godlike status, The Strokes came to define the decade, but by its close, they appeared to have frayed and fractured.

Albert Hammond, Jr. was the first to strike out on his own, followed by Fab Moretti in his Little Joy side-project, then Nikolai Fraiture released his solo effort under the name Nickel Eye. Nick Valensi, while not pursuing his own individual career, was busy helping out his bandmates’ and the likes of Devendra Banhart and Regina Spektor. All this and the underwhelming reviews of third album ‘First Impressions Of Earth’ seemed to spell the end of the Big Apple’s finest.

‘Phrazes For The Young’, Julian’s own solo debut, came at the tail end of 2009, and revealed the decidedly electronic sound he’d only previously hinted at in The Strokes. In the wake of its success, Julian became a father. Growing up and moving on was supposedly the order of the day... Then came the news that The Strokes were indeed reuniting for a fourth album, and were coming to the UK in June for just two festival appearances - headlining the RockNess and Isle Of Wight events.

But it wasn’t all so easy. As Julian confesses to Clash, bringing the old team back together would mean some big changes, including an egalitarian unit of commitment that reflected the band’s five-way wage split, and the reigning in his of his own asserted authority.

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Indigenous model Samantha Harris appears on Austrailan Vogue cover

Australian fashionistas embrace the new Aboriginal face of 'Vogue'



Samantha Harris's mother was one of the "Stolen Generations", removed from her parents simply because she was black. Now, Ms Harris seems destined to become the first Aboriginal supermodel, after treading the catwalk for 18 designers at Australian Fashion Week and featuring on the cover of next month's Australian Vogue.

The 19-year-old is only the second Aboriginal model to be a Vogue covergirl, following in the footsteps of Elaine George in 1993. But she is considered the first with international appeal. She appeared at London Fashion Week in February, and has also modelled in New York, New Zealand and Tahiti. Later this year she plans to move to New York to pursue her career. That the fashion world is smitten with her was clear in Sydney last week, with Australia's leading designers engaging the smoulderingly beautiful teenager, with her almond eyes and bee-stung lips, to open their shows. Vogue Australia threw a party to unveil its June cover, featuring Ms Harris – whose father is of German descent – in a yellow Pucci gown.

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Get ready to dance your ass off. It's an electronic (and other subgenres) post!

All four of the following tracks are from Crystal Castles's new album Crystal Castle II:
Crystal Castles - Baptism


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Celestica (Crystal Castles)
Baptism (Crystal Castles)
Birds (Crystal Castles)
Fainting Spells (Crystal Castles)
Caribou
Deadmau5
Cedric Gervais
Mark Schluz
Susana/Omnia/The Blizzard
Sidney Samson
Duck Sauce
Chemical Brothers
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Word to your mother- happy mothers day! Also I'm gonna do another Kaskade post later this week so keep your heads up!
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ONTD Pretty Post feat. Ashley Greene !

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Enjoying a leisurely end to the weekend, Ashley Greene spent the day with friends in Los Angeles, California on Sunday (May 9).

Just returned from Louisiana, where she was filming a movie called "Butter," the Alice Cullen cutie looked happy to be back on the west coast.

During the course of the Mother's Day outing, Miss Greene took her dog for a stroll before having and organic vegan lunch at Real Food Daily.

This past week, Ashley voiced her thanks for being among those contending for Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive, tweeting, "Just found out I'm in Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive reader's choice bracket. Thanks for nominating me!!"

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THIS IS FLYING LOTUS POST BITCHES



In October 2008, while Steven Ellison's mother lay dying in a hospital bed, he was at her side recording her.

The L.A.-based musician, who records abstract electronic music as Flying Lotus, brought in a mobile recording rig and gathered audio samples: the hypnotic wheeze of a respirator, the ambient pings of vital-sign monitors.

In the stillness and sadness of his mother's last days, he found comfort in the rhythms of the machines.

“I know it was a weird thing to do,” Ellison said. “I'm not the type to go out recording things like that. But I didn't want to forget that space.”

For Ellison, music exists in those kinds of transcendent spaces. The 26-year-old wants his jazz-infused and beat-centric electronic compositions to evoke daydreams, hazy memories, drug trips and even the dim hours between life and death.

It's a difficult, immersive style in the spirit of his great-aunt, jazz composer Alice Coltrane. But it's also made him a superstar in the thriving Los Angeles electronic music underground, particularly at the Low End Theory club series in Lincoln Heights. With his new album, “Cosmogramma,” which came out Tuesday, Ellison may well become famous outside of that scene as well.

Erykah Badu and Radiohead's Thom Yorke sing on the album. Lotus' earlier remix of Kanye West's “Love Lockdown” turned mainstream hip-hop ears, and a generation of twentysomethings know his music for Cartoon Network's gonzo “Adult Swim” series.

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COSMOGRAMMA IS A FUCKING AMAZING ALBUM EVERYONE NEEDS THIS IN THEIR LIFE. IM SO PROUD OF U FLYLO KEEP DOIN UR THANG
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another excuse for a MUSE post



We're pleased to confirm the *almost* full line-ups for Muse's summer European stadium shows.

Friendly Fires, The Big Pink, White Lies, Ghinzu, Calibro 35, I Am Arrows and Devotchka will be joining the already announced Editors (who will now also be main support in Madrid) and Kasabian.

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UK and Scandinavia announcements coming soon.

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Lady Gaga Steals Undies?


Lady Gaga was recently criticized after taking her act to a completely new level of weirdness and awkwardness. The Poker Face singer has been accused of stealing panties. While this may seem odd at first, the story states that Gaga has indeed allegedly been stealing panties. The bosses from Rigby and Peller have said that she stole up to four pairs of panties from their store. They said that she was ‘borrowing’ the panties to use in an upcoming performance.

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Mexican Band Jess & Joy to be part of Eclipse Soundtrack

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Brother and sister band Jesse & Joy will be part of the Eclipse soundtrack for its Mexican edition out June 8th.
Each year Mexico releases a special edition of the soundtrack that features the same songs on the original soundtrack and a bonus track by a Mexican artist. Last year they chose Ximena Sariñana as the singer of the lead theme for New Moon in Mexico with her song titled “Frente al Mar” (or Oceanfront. You can hear the song/watch the official video here). Now it’s Jesse & Joy’s turn with a song titled “Magia y Deseo” (Magic and Desire).

“The song talks about these emotions that make you feel love, and at the same time, they make you feel something magical. There is a desire too that makes you lose gravity. You feel like you’re flying, and it’s all love”.


Jesse & Joy wrote the song over a month ago. They said they weren’t asked to write anything in particular but they thought of writing a song full of melancholy, which they feel the entire saga has.
Jesse also said Twilight is one of her favorite movies, while Joy prefers New Moon.

You can hear a song by Jesse & Joy here. Most of their music is pop, but they have other folksy songs, like this one, that makes them a good fit for the soundtrack.


Soundtrack cover revealed:

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source: http://en.twilightpoison.com/2010/05/09/mexican-band-jess-joy-to-be-part-of-eclipse-soundtrack/