May 6th, 2010

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CAN'T. MAKE. WORDS. DREAMS. CAME. TRUE. ALSO. THEY'RE. TOTALLY. DOING. IT.



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FUCKING THEY ARE FUCKING WALKING TOGETHER AND NO UGLY HAT (OK, WELL, NOT ON BB FINE ANYWAY) AND I CANT EVEN MAKE FUN OF LAQUEENTO'S CLOTHES AND IS THIS REAL LIFE SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS BE REAL LIFE I'M NOT EVEN HOMEROW SMASH tiamacilisisvehiculaligulaet alhghduh ngdjgNIFNFURHuvddvvdhevhg8VDHN'jiegv iquam nisl hendrerit nonPraesentconvallislucGGdjItuselituacinia,tiamfGDGHduBunbvdJNVUDHUn CCXhuhUWEOGNDfJFJEITJEU8HUEBUNBKMLMOMGIDNinCIMED[XJIGVNJIJIhuhijfkmklmopjihughuhuhygeybgyBVUIENFUIECNRUIJRIHDJGNDJKNVGURHTUephNGHIHGIDHNVDJNJNVIEW[IHTUEHYUFNGTBYJNFIAHFIKGnRIDKAPOlGNacilisis HAPPY PINTO DE MAYO DEAD

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J.Lo does Marie Claire UK



Jennifer Lopez shows off her sexy back on the cover of Marie Claire UK’s June 2010 issue!

Here’s what the 40-year-old entertainer had to share:

On the media’s fascination with her curvy body: “I was always very comfortable with who I was. Confident. I’ve never looked at [my body] in a negative way. Just like anybody I try to watch what I eat - there’s no big science to it, which is what sucks. One of the good tricks is to have a goal – for me it may be getting in shape for a video shoot. The other is portion control. I love to eat everything and you pretty much can - a little piece of something fattening is not going to kill you. It’s when you eat the whole box that it’s going to kill you. If you can learn to not eat till your stomach feels full and gross, then you can pretty much control your life in that area.’

On whether she’d consider single motherhood if she hadn’t found a husband: “For me, I always had the fairy tale in my head where you get married, have kids and do all that kind of stuff. But I also think it’s a wonderful thing for women who haven’t had babies and get to a point in their lives and have that option. As a woman, I think it’s the best thing that can ever happen to you.”

On keeping up with her exes: “Would I see a movie of Ben’s? Sure! Why not? I haven’t seen him or talked to him in a while - our lives went in two very different directions. But I always wish him the best and I always thought he was a great person. And Sean - I’ve run into him once or twice, with Marc, and it’s always very friendly. He asks about the twins because he has twins too. Again, I always wish him the best.’

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'Bones' star David Boreanaz joined the Tiger Woods Infidelity Club this week, admitting he cheated on his wife of nine years, Jaime Bergman. Saying his extramarital adventures tainted his relationship, the actor told PEOPLE, "I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible." Fair game. He cheated, and that sucks, but he came clean.

Then the story took a turn for the worse when Rachel Uchitel (she of Tiger Woods' many mistresses fame), Boreanaz's alleged other woman, said he called her while his wife was in labor with their second child. "He was on the phone with Rachel, giving updates," an insider told Star magazine. "That grossed her out."

Long story short(ish), we asked our readers to top Boreanaz's purported act of despicable infidelity. We were convinced his move was as low as one could go, but now we're not so sure. After the jump, our Pop Chorus presents shady tales of vomiting on jilted lovers, in-laws in the sack and brazenly double-dipping in the workplace.

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SO, ONTD, on this slow news night I pose you a question. Have you ever been cheated on? Have you got any crazy, scandalous cheat stories of your own? Maybe you've cheated on someone. Put on your pyjamas, cuddle up together and let it all out. Remember, we're here for you.
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'As the World Turns' Continues to Gay It Up Before Cancellation



Just when those conservative Midwestern housewives thought their Daytime TV was once again safe from the gay, the soon-to-be-ending CBS soap opera "As the World Turns" featured a passionate kiss between two male characters at the end of today's episode. However, the kiss was not between its gay supercouple Luke (Van Hansis) and Noah (Jake Silbermann), who have since broken up, but between Luke and Noah's doctor, Reid Oliver (Eric Sheffer Stevens).

Here's the story, in case you want to place the clip in context: Noah went blind months ago, and rich boy Luke manipulated brilliant neurosurgeon Reid to come to town to operate on him to restore his sight. Although they initially got off on the wrong foot, the two grew closer after Luke and Noah broke up. While trying to sort out their feelings for one another, Reid finally performed the operation on Noah, which resulted in complications that could lead to brain damage. Luke decides to confront Reid at his apartment, resulting in the following.



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Disabled model poses for anti-American Apparel themed art project

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Some artist / photographer made a ‘think piece’ art project that attempts to demonstrate the fact that American Apparel company branding experts are ‘misleading consumers’ by trying to make it seem like their models are ‘every day women.’ I feel like it worked. Basically, the artist had her disabled friend pose in fake advertisements that were supposed to mirror ‘legitimate’ Am Appy campaigns.

Does this send a message? Do you think she looks the same as most Am Appy models?

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Apple Isn’t Laughing at Ellen’s iPhone Commercial Parody

freedom of speech, you in trouble gurl !



According to DeGeneres, Apple was none too pleased with her spoof, which depicted the actress fumbling with the device, trying (and failing) to send a text message. “The people at Apple didn’t think it was so funny,” she said on her show. “They thought I made it look like it’s hard to use and I just want to say I’m sorry if I made the iPhone look like it was hard to use.”

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First radical Muslims pigeon hold South Park.
Now Apple forces Ellen to apologize!
OBAMA SAVE US !!!!!!


Emma Watson remind the world who her HP bff is...remains plain but amazing doing so..



Emma Watson turns to Daniel Radcliffe when she needs support.

The 'Harry Potter' actress - who plays class swot Hermione Granger in the movie franchise - can always rely on her co-star to make her feel better when she's feeling down.

She told Vanity Fair magazine: "At the end of the day, when something goes badly, he's the one I turn to and talk it over with."

However, she does admit Daniel, who plays Harry, has his faults, saying: "Some of the most interesting conversations I've had have been with him. Daniel is incredibly articulate. but he doesn't budge, so it drives me crazy. I'll be stumbling into the trailer in the morning, and he'll be playing something just very loud and abrasive."

Emma also revealed she found it difficult to hug Daniel in the first 'Harry Potter'  movie because she was so young.

She said: "You cannot imagine as a nine-year-old girl how embarrassing it is even just to hug a boy. You just don't do that."

Emma, 19, is equally as close to Rupert Grint - whose alter-ego in the films is Ron Weasley- and knows she can always rely on him to make her laugh.

She said: "I'd go to Rupert when I needed cheering up. He's just fun."

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Worst of the Best: The Worst Episodes of Great Shows

We often complain about crappy television shows, but there have been some truly wonderful television programs that have aired in the last ten years. But even these carefully crafted scripted shows are entitled to an off episode every now and then, we suppose. So while we still like these shows, we prefer to pretend that these hour-long installments never happened and would love to erase them from our DVD sets if possible.


 

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Worst Episode: "One Day, One Room"
Why It Sucked: House hasn't been as fantastic in the last few years as it was when it started, but it's still a solid procedural series. But the Tritter storyline, the hostage situation, the CIA mess, and the lack of screentime for original stars didn't bother us quite as much as the insufferably heavy-handed episode about a rape victim. Not only did it feature a weepy Cameron in a B-plot dealing with yet another terminal patient -- like we haven't seen that a million times before -- it also featured a clinic patient who got stuck with House as her doctor and then begged him to stay at her side for hours after she revealed she'd been raped. How does anything at all get done at this hospital? Cuddy let the abrasive doctor talk to a young woman who had been through a recent volatile event (and was played by a terrible actress, to make matters worse) and tell her she had an STD and was pregnant and then basically convince her that she should have an abortion after they discuss God and the meaning of life for like a hundred years. So boring to watch, so preachy to listen to and then they tossed in some random anecdote about House's troubled relationship with his dad to make things better, but it only added insult to injury. If only there was a doctor who wasn't too bogged down in seeing patients who weren't actually sick who could help us with what ailed us after watching this.

 

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Watch a sneak peek of the upcoming episode of THE OFFICE titled "The Cover-Up" Season 6 Episode 24 which airs Thursday May 6 at 9pm on NBC.




Episode Synopsis: THE OFFICE "The Cover-Up" Season 6 Episode 24 - Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) suspects Donna (guest star Amy Pietz) is cheating on him and puts P.I. Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) on the case. Meanwhile, Andy (Ed Helms) is frustrated when no one takes his customer’s complaint seriously. John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Mindy Kaling, Angela Kinsey, Phyllis Smith, Oscar Nunez, Creed Bratton, B.J. Novak, Ellie Kemper, Paul Lieberstein and Craig Robinson also star.


~*~DON'T LET ME DOWN KIDS~*~



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Miley Cyrus' Video: Another Disney Girl Grows Up



There comes a time in every Disney girl's career where she's ready to break free of the golden handcuffs that have held her for her formative years. Leaving those innocent days behind quietly, however, is near impossible for these Disney princesses. Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are the most notable cases of good girls gone bad, and Miley Cyrus follows in their footsteps with her own pièce de résistance, the music video for "Can't Be Tamed," which was released earlier this week. The video nods not only to her fellow vixens with Disney pasts, but also takes after Lady Gaga and Rihanna in crafting her debut as a "mature" and grown-up "artist."

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Gorgeous Couple Post !!!



Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were reunited at LAX yesterday! The couple flew in from Chicago, where they were promoting Eclipse on Oprah with Taylor Lautner.

Robert had his usual travelling outfit of cap and sunnies while Kristen wore a hoodie. He signed autographs at O'Hare Airport and smiled for fans before catching his flight back the West Coast, and Kristen listened to music as she arrived in Chicago.

With Breaking Dawn getting a release date for November 2011, at least we only have two more months until the latest Twilight film is out.

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Brad and Tori from Real World/Road Rules Get Married

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Brad Fiorenza and Tori Hall, who met on Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Gauntlet 3 were married on April 17 in Chicago. Several fellow MTV reality stars were also in attendance, including Evan Starkman (on Gauntlet 3 with Brad and Tori), Wes Bergmann (on The Duel and The Ruins with Brad), Ace Amerson (on Battle of the Sexes 2 and Gauntlet 2 with Brad), Diem Brown (on Gauntlet 3), Susie Meister (on Gauntlet 2 with Brad and Viewer’s Revenge with Tori), Davis Mallory (on Inferno II and Duel 2), Kristen White (Viewer’s Revenge) and Real World: San Diego’s Cameran Eubanks.

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Lawrence Taylor Arrested For Raping A 15 Year Old Girl

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NFL legend Lawrence Taylor has been arrested on suspicion of rape in New York, according to reports.

CBS 2 in NY reports that 51-year-old Taylor was taken into custody by police after someone accused the Hall of Famer of committing rape early this morning at a Holiday Inn in Suffern, NY.   The Town of Ramapo Police Department is currently investigating the situation.

A news conference is scheduled to take place in the next few hours.

Taylor -- who's considered one of the greatest defensive players of all time -- recently performed a stint on "Dancing with the Stars.  Taylor has a deep history with the law -- he's been arrested multiple times on drug charges ... and back in November, he was arrested for hit-and-run. Story developing ... 

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Former New York Giant great Lawrence Taylor has been arrested by Ramapo, New York, police, and charged with raping a 15-year-old girl early Thursday morning at a hotel in Montebello. Taylor, who as a history of drug abuse and run-ins with the law, is being charged with third-degree rape, which involves having intercourse with a minor. Police have tentatively scheduled an afternoon news conference to release further details of the arrest.

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The 51-year-old former linebacker for the New York Giants was taken into custody by Ramapo police. He was being held in the town jail with an arraignment in Town Court scheduled for this afternoon. He was charged with third-degree rape, a charge that involves having intercourse with a minor. The victim was reportedly beaten during the attack.

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Heidi Klum And Seal's Week-Long Wedding Party

Heidi Klum and Seal are holding a week-long party to celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary.




The couple got married on May 10 2005, and raise four children together. They are famed for renewing their wedding vows each year, and always plan a lavish party for their friends and family.

Last year, the couple hosted an event with a ‘white trash’ theme, which saw a pregnant Heidi style her hair in corn rows and don a lacy, white dress, with Seal opting for a mullet hairstyle. The pair even hired an Elvis Presley impersonator to act as preacher.

This year, the couple have asked guests to dress as brides and grooms, and have decided to stretch the festivities over seven days. “Seal and Heidi use every anniversary and family birthday as a reason to celebrate – and what imagination they have!” a source laughed to National Enquirer magazine. “There’s no thought given to how much the party costs. Heidi and Seal just want to have a really good time with their friends and children.

“They’re each so busy working and traveling, and planning a week together for their anniversary means they would spend some quality family and friend time.”

The ceremony will take place at Seal’s home in Careyes, Mexcio, which is where the pair held their first ceremony. The couple have hired suites at a lavish hotel nearby for their guests.

Festivities will kick off at 5.30pm on May 8.

Heidi previously revealed the concept of this year’s party came to her in a dream. “All of the women will be brides and all of the men will be grooms,”
she explained. “Just one day, I woke up and I was like, 'Oh, I know what I am going to do this year'...I like to have fun and I like to make it fun for my family and friends."



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Gabourey Sidibe Rude To Fans At White House Correspondents Dinner




It seems like Gabourey Sidibe left some fans feeling offended after the recent White House Correspondents dinner in Washington. The Washington Post's Jonathan Capeheart said that the Oscar nominated actress had little time, or grace, for her fans at the dinner. Capeheart describes his experience with Sidibe,

"I was thrilled to spot her at a table laughing uproariously with the man sitting to her right. 'I know you're having a good time and I'm sorry to interrupt,' I began. My next sentence didn't come out because Sidibe shouted over the din, 'Yeah, come back in five minutes!' Thinking she was joking, I laughed and pretended to walk away. When I noticed that the look in her eyes meant she was serious, I walked back to her and said, 'I just wanted to congratulate you on your nomination. I thought your performance was spectacular. I even wrote a column about it.' After wishing her good luck, I rejoined my friends."



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Katherine Heigl helps save abused animal

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Katherine Heigl is urging the public to help bring animal abusers to justice - after she helped save a dog who had been cruelly treated by its owner. The pooch was discovered with its legs tied together in a muddy field in Bakersfield, California last month.

James Worley, 52, has since been arrested and faces a possible charge of felony animal cruelty. Meanwhile the pitbull, named England after the animal control officer who saved him, Kristen England, will be placed into a new home on Wednesday, May 5, thanks to the "Grey's Anatomy" star's The Heigl Foundation.

The actress held a press conference on Tuesday announcing England's new home and revealing she will be working in conjunction with Last Chance For Animals to prevent animal cruelty. Heigl will be offering rewards through the foundation to those who come forward with information on animal abusers.

The "Knocked Up" star says, "The thing is that you don't want to give up on these animals. Just because they've been through what they've been through doesn't mean that they can't have an enjoyable, happy, loving life."

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The Real Housewives’ Alex and Simon on Shedding Their Weirdo Image and Delivering Bethenny’s Message

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This season has been drastically different than the previous two …
Simon: Has it? Why?

Much more fighting.
Alex: You’re really getting to see everybody’s true colors. When you come into it and get to know someone on TV, I think it takes a little while for the dust to settle, and to figure out who your friends are. I think you’re seeing conflict because they cast people who really do get along, and who really don’t.

You guys used to have a quirkier rep, but this season you’re being painted as the most normal of the bunch.
S: Over three years of doing a show like this, it’s hard for either a construct of the editing process or a fake personality someone’s created for themselves to last the test of that sort of time. In season one, we were “Silex,” but that’s just one percent us. Throughout season two and now into season three, that one percent which was weird has now been rounded out with more normal footage. So therefore, while we do still love opera, while we do speak to the boys in French, while we still go to St. Barts in the off-season — those are not the only things in our life. They are just one bit of our life.
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Kelly Rowland Starts Shooting "Commander"

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Former Destiny’s Child songstress Kelly Rowland started the shooting process of her new music video for comeback single ‘Commander’ yesterday in Los Angeles (May 5th). The 29-year-old was joined on set by the song’s writer, Rico Love, her former Destiny’s Child bandmate Michelle Williams and Beyonce’s cousin Angela Beyince. The video is being shot by Japanese director Masashi Muto.

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How Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper Make It Work Long-Distance



What is Amanda Seyfriend and Dominic Cooper's secret to a successful long-distance relationship? Racking up lots of frequent flier miles, of course, but the actors also depend on their computers.

"We Skype," Seyfried, 24, tells InStyle Hair on newsstands Friday about her U.K.-based beau. "It's boring, but it's true."

For the actress, who admits "there's nothing easy about" a long-distance relationship, and her Mamma Mia! costar-turned boyfriend, talking to each other with a webcam has become so ritual, "We don't even sit in front of the computer," she says.

"The other day, I was cleaning, he was cleaning," she recalls. "We couldnt see each other – we were just scrubbing away and talking like we were in the same room."

But when the two do want to get in some real face time, they hop on planes, though it's not always easy given their busy schedules.

"I worked hard in 2009, but it didn't seem that hard," she tells the magazine. "I spent two months in London with Dominic. I shot in Verona, Italy, [for Letters to Juliet]. I mean, how hard is that?"

So is Seyfriend a sucker for Cooper's English accent? "To be honest, I dont even notice it anymore," she says about her boyfriend of three years. "It was really sexy at first – and I still find it so attractive on other British men – but I've been with him now for so long, I dont hear it. He's like an extension of me."

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Kendra Wilkinson planned release of sex tape

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Knock me over with a feather. Kendra Wilkinson has been secretly planning the release of her sex tape for over a year, according to RadarOnline:

Documents acquired by RadarOnline.com confirm that the Playboy pinup was in the process of releasing the tapes herself a year and a half ago! According to the documents, a company (which Wilkinson would own and control) would be formed and Wilkinson's team would shop the tape around soliciting offers. Wilkinson would also be able to mandate how the tape would be edited before it was sent to potential buyers.

While several media outlets cited sources claiming the blonde beauty is "devastated" and "humiliated" by the tapes potentially going public and worried it will harm her marriage to Hank Baskett, RadarOnline.com has also learned that Wilkinson was figuring out a way to release them herself well into her relationship with the professional football player and even after the couple's engagement was announced.

Also included in the document is a section mandating that Playboy and Hugh Hefner be informed of any potential agreement to sell the footage before the agreement is settled.


On top of that, Kendra will somehow address the tape on her reality show despite the fact the season is already wrapped. I take back what I said about Kendra being stupid. She just thinks her audience is. And let's be realistic, she's probably right. Why watch someone with discernible talent when taking a cock in the ass on amateur video is basically an Oscar now? Okay, I might be giving sex tapes too much credit, but at the same time, Kim Kardashian is a household name now. I will never understand that one.

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Mr. Shuester doesn't like Britney



Britney may need a Plan B!

After a whopping $13.5 million viewers tuned in to Glee's Madonna-themed episode on April 20, Britney Spears' manager, Adam Leber, began a campaign for a special installment featuring tunes by the singer, 28, Twittering, "Do you guys want to see a Britney Spears episode of Glee?"

Apparently, not everybody does -- including the Fox series' star! Asked about the possibility on the red carpet at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in Washington, D.C., on May 1, Matthew Morrison, 31, told Us Weekly, "That's a rumor her manager started. I hope our show doesn't go along that route." Ouch!

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Gene Simmons Wants Lady Gaga to Join Kiss

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Lady Gaga has entranced everyone from Annie Lennox to Perry Farrell, and now it looks like Gene Simmons not only loves the pop star but also wants her to be the honorary fifth member of Kiss.

"I love the vibe, the big mouth and the big visuals," Simmons told the UK's Daily Star. "She's the most exciting thing to happen since us. She's a female version of us."

Calling her "Lady Kiss," Simmons believes that Gaga's out-of-the-box fashion sense and theatrical style was inspired by the hard rock legends, and credits her success to her ability to connect with fans.

"One of the first things we learned was to treat the audience as the guv'nor," he said. "When they buy a ticket they become your boss. We just work here. She realizes that her fans deserve the best you got because they pay your wages."

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Nicki Minaj Responds To Gloria Velez's Diss‎

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Yesterday video vixen Gloria Velez put out a Nicki Minaj diss record named “Roger Dat” remix. On the track, Velez called Minaj a bitch and made fun of her rapping style.

Earlier today, Nicki tweeted a response to Velez’ disses. The Young Money rapper simply said, “Jealousy is a disease. Die Slow.”

Prior to the diss record, Gloria Velez said in a interview that Minaj’s career was a gimmick.

“She’s a good gimmick, like she has the right team behind her. That’s it, because if anybody else put her out or she was by herself, it would not pop off at all … no matter how much plastic surgery or no matter how much injections in the butt. It’s not gonna happen. It’s a gimmick…Nah, I don’t like her music. Sorry. I can’t front…I like [Foxy Brown], I like Eve, I liked [Lil] Kim’s first album. I think it’s a gimmick. I don’t think it’s real rap.”

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Naomi Watts Covers 'BlackBook' May 2010



Naomi Watts takes charge on the May 2010 cover of BlackBook’s Sex Issue. Here are some choice quotes the 41-year-old Aussie actress told editor Nick Haramis:

On motherhood: ““Every single day, I second-guess myself as a mother. I chose to be a mom. It’’s something I’’ve always wanted, but I feel torn between two worlds. I am not reaching the same depths and heights that I used to reach in movies because I’’m a parent of two small children who desperately need me. It’’s frustrating because I feel like I’’m failing a bit on both ends… [but] I would love to have an endless brood of children. I grew up in chaos. I feel comfortable in chaos. Whether or not I’’ll ever adopt remains to be seen, but I totally believe in adoption.””


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Lady Gaga and Monster Cable Release "Heartbeats" Video Montage

Hey GaGa Fans, ready for more?! Check out this awesome video montage that has just been released by Lady Gaga and Monster Cable giving a glimpse into the making and launch of Heartbeats by Lady Gaga!  The Making of Heartbeats video profiles Lady Gaga during press events, photo shoots and the launch of her own headphone line. The Heartsbeats by Lady Gaga earphones not only look HOT, but seem like they really give off a powerful sound for musicplay! Check out the video below and click the source below for more info:




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Dwyane Wade responds to wife's allegations

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According to the Chicago Sun Times, Siohvaughn is a claiming that Union "engaged in sexual foreplay with Dwyane Wade" in front of the two boys while they were on an unsupervised visit with their father. Wade has spoken out about allegations, saying,

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I am shocked that Siohvaughn Wade has brought this baseless and meritless lawsuit in the name of our children against Gabrielle Union. I am deeply saddened and disappointed that Siohvaughn has used our sons once again as pawns and is now lashing out at Gabrielle, who is an innocent party. It is clear that this is a desperate attempt to retaliate against me for seeking sole custody of our children and requesting that the court have her undergo a psychiatric examination."


Wade, now 28, had been with Siohvaughn since the age of 15.






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Harold Ramis Promises Ghostbusters 3 By Christmas 2012



Last week Bill Murray tried to convince the world he was not the major obstacle in the way of "Ghostbusters 3". In fact, he informed people at a press conference that he was getting a bit bored with all the mucking about, but conceded it would be fun to do.

Murray went on to hint that Harold Ramis’s last movie, "Year One", was the reason the studio got cold feet over another movie. Why? Because he’d hired the same writers to bash out a draft of our beloved 1980s classic (yes, classic, the sequel was pants).

Now Harold Ramis has contradicted news by telling ABC 7 that pre-production work is going on with "Ghostbusters 3" and that it’ll be out for Christmas 2012… when we might all be dead because of the Mayan calendar thingy:

“Well, there’s been a lot of talk about a third Ghostbusters film, which has now become real. It’s… I can say with some certainty that there will be a third movie. It won’t be out until Christmas 2012, but the work is going on now.”

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MTV is calling the Xtina/Gaga thing out.



MTV: Gaga's been taking too many bites from the Aguilera apple

Wow. The Aguilera police force pulled out the big guns in this fan-created video that seeks to put an end to the Christina Vs. Gaga Wars -- or at least the war amongst some of their fans. And lemme tell you, the Aguilera squad has some serious time on their hands.

The almost-five-minute-long video, uploaded by obviously Pro-guilera YouTuber "HeyAguilera," is a painstakingly detailed shot-by-shot analysis that proves, at least to them, that Everything Gaga Did Christina Did First. (This in the wake of what one must concede was a highly Gaga-rific new video, Not Myself Tonight.")

To some, this swagger (and wig) jacking might look like a series of style-related coincidences. To others, it's a damning OH YES SHE DID indictment that finds Gaga CLEARLY guilty of rifling through the Aguilera archives and taking one too many bites from the Aguilera apple.

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The Grace Jones & Roisin Murphy articles should follow soon.

Meanwhile, Christina performs a brand new track from Bionic:

"YOU LOST ME"

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Lindsay Lohan denies violating probation, tells off haters



Lindsay Lohan brushed off reports yesterday that she's in violation of her probation and staring down some time behind bars as a result, claiming she's been fully compliant in showing up on time and on schedule to her mandatory DUI classes.

Reports have surfaced that prosecutors would be seeking (and the judge would dole out) "significant jail time" if LL is shown to be in violation of her probation.

Outside the Glendale, Calif., site of the court-ordered recovery program she attended Wednesday, the troubled actress denied breaking any rules whatsoever.

"So I'm just leaving Right On Programs which is good, because I have been on time, and I have been agreeing to be here and everything," she said. "I've been up to par so, all those haters that are saying it’s not true, it [is] actually - I have about five left."

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Michelle Duggar Says Baby Josie Has "The Sweetest Personality"





While doctors search for permanent solution to the digestive problems ailing micropreemie Josie Duggar, Michelle and Jim-Bob Duggar are staying positive, reports PEOPLE. Josie was born 15 weeks prematurely on December 10th, 2009, at only 1lb. 6oz., and has suffered from a perforated bowel. Now gaining 0.2 oz per day, the youngest Duggar is up to 5 lbs., 14 oz. Mom Michelle says of her youngest child,

"She loves to eat. When she feels good, she looks at you and smiles and talks. She's definitely a talker and has the sweetest personality."

After a release  from the hospital in April, the youngest Duggar was sent back after only a week. In the past, the 19 Kids & Counting couple revealed that despite the issues with baby Josie, they are not ruling out a 20th child, saying, "We'll just wait and see what God has in store."




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Antony and the Johnsons Announce New LP/Book

Swanlights due out this fall.





Antony and the Johnsons follow up their 2009 opus The Crying Light with more luminescence-- new album Swanlights is out October 5 in Europe on Rough Trade and a day later in the U.S. via Secretly Canadian. Art book publisher Abrams will release a special edition of the album accompanied by a 144-page tome featuring paintings, collages, photography, and writing by Antony. That's all we know at the moment, but feel free to gaze upon the album's cover up there for a few months.

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Does Modern Family have something against gay kissing?

Before saying anything else, let me say that I love "Modern Family." Genuinely. I find it funny, sweet, progressive, and genuinely pro-family (no quotes). It manages to be both heartfelt and funny, modern and traditional. It's the kind of show that my husband and I always watch when it airs rather than Tivo for later consumption.

I also find the depiction of gay characters Cameron and Mitchell to be mostly well done. Their relationship, as well as that which they share with their child and family members, feels real.
There are still some stereotypical elements. But there are still stereotypical elements in life. And on the show, these moments apply to most all of the characters (e.g. Gloria's background and "gold digger" perceptions; the smart vs. popular teen daughters; Phil's man-child crises).

But that all being said: Last night, a quick scene did cause me to take a bit of pause. Here's a screen grab:

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Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Hilarie Burton Welcome Baby!



Grey's Anatomy alum Jeffrey Dean Morgan, 44, and his girlfriend, former One Tree Hill star Hilarie Burton, 27, quietly welcomed a baby boy a few months ago, reports the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now).

The source tells Us Weekly the two began dating in 2009, and "their relationship moved really quickly."

The actress, who divorced One Tree Hill assistant director Ian Prange in 2008, was not photographed in public between May 6, 2009, and April 20, 2010. For his part, Morgan is already familiar with daddy duties: He learned just last March that he had a son, now 5, with actress Sherrie Ross.

"She would be a fantastic mother," Burton's ex Prange told Us recently.

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It's obviously not a shock to those of us that were commenting in the Losers' premiere post! Also, according to Hilarie fans, the baby is named Gus.
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Promo/Sneak peek of the next episode of 10 Things I Hate About You

1x17 "Just One Kiss"


When Bianca and Joey seek a second couple for a double date, she decides to set up Cameron and Dawn. Kat becomes upset when Patrick says their relationship is not exclusive and she can date whoever she wants. She accepts an invite from Blank, but Patrick sees them on their date and it greatly bothers him. Also, Walter finds romance with the girls’ school counselor.



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This week's cover: The end of 'Lost'

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With just a few precious hours of Lost left before the Island drama fades to (Man in) Black on May 23, this week’s Entertainment Weekly pays tribute to the ABC show with Lost: The Complete Viewer’s Guide, a special package with everything you need to know to get ready for the epic finale. First up, an in-depth preview of the final episode. Our own Jeff “Doc” Jensen was on set for the last days of filming and shares intel from the Island, including what it was like to be there for all the tearful goodbyes. He also reveals teases for the final few episodes, finds out what the actors plan to do next, and suggests some possible Lost spin-offs to keep the franchise rolling.

But we’re just getting this mysterious, time-traveling party started. Next: a flow chart (guaranteed not to make your brain hurt) explaining how all the castaways are connected, which is followed by an oral history of how it all began — the making of the pilot episode of Lost. Show creators J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof, as well as the entire cast, share stories from the set of what would turn out to be the most expensive pilot in television history, and explain why it ended up being worth every single penny. We then provide handy dandy (graded) recaps of every single season, hook you up with a Lost A-Z Glossary, and take you on an eerie blast into the past as we host a gathering of some Lost souls who died before their time. Like we said, it’s everything you need to know to get ready for the finale. And then just a little bit more. It’s a package so formidable, in fact, that it could not even be contained to a single cover. Or two. Or three, even. Try 10! That’s right, 10! Each of our favorite Losties (Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Locke/Fake Locke, Ben, Claire, Hurley, Sun, Jin, and Sayid) gets their very own cover: Check back at EW.com soon for a look at all 10, then order ‘em all to complete your collection.

For more on Lost, pick up the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, on stands May 7.

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The New Queen of Pop™ discusses her "Alejandro" video

"Extra's" Terri Seymour caught up with Lady Gaga to talk about her new video, following Gaga's racy performance on "American Idol" Wednesday night.

Lady Gaga is currently prepping a video for her new single, "Alejandro," and tells Terri, "I'm shooting this video with Steven Klein. I'm so excited, but like all of my videos, I don't know what it's going to look like until it's finished."

The pop star is constantly on the go -- so how does she keep it up? "I'm really not that tired. Of course, I get tired... it's my passion for my fans," she said. "It's their messages, they send me these beautiful videos... I must have thousands of beautifully laminated books with stickers, photos, sketches, poetry, they call me Mother Monster now."

Her Ladyship also reveals that although she sings about her "Poker Face," she "sucks" at playing poker and that her inspiration for the song came from a party. "One of the inspirations from Poker Face was these parties I used to hold on Sundays at my friend's house in Brooklyn, and all the boys would get together and play Texas Hold 'Em and I'd make margaritas and spaghetti for everybody. Believe it or not I'm an excellent cook, so no, I suck at poker," she said.



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Gordon Ramsay Sued for $41,000 Unpaid Wine Bill




Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is being sued for ordering $41,000 of wine to his New York City restaurant and "never having any intention of paying for the bottles," the UK's Daily Telegraph  reports.

Wineberry America is behind the lawsuit, claiming the 'Hell's Kitchen' and 'Kitchen Nightmares' star ordered wine to his recently sold NYC restaurant, The London, from 2007 to 2009. Over time, the hotheaded chef stopped paying, the case alleges.

"We are in the process of working through any outstanding claims in regard to The London NYC and bills will be paid in due course," a Ramsay spokesperson told the Daily Telegraph.


In curiously apt timing with the lawsuit news, former 'Naked Chef' host Jamie Oliver spiced up the allegations with a bit of smack talk, saying, "Men big everything up non-stop, but women tell you the truth. If I was to choose between Gordon Ramsay's cookbook or [wife] Tana Ramsay's, it would be Tana's every time. In my opinion, her books are a damn sight better than his," Monsters and Critics reports.

The site recalls Ramsay calling the star of 'Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution' a "one-pot wonder" and also notes Ramsay's claim that the last time he complained about food in a restaurant was at an Oliver-run establishment.



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Girls Aloud Launch Festival False Lashes

If Girls Aloud get their way, then we'll all be getting glam in the lashes department at this season's slew of festivals - as the ladies are launching their very own line of festival-themed falsies!

A follow up to the hugely successful collection of signature lashes they created with Eylure last year, the latest limited edition collection features a pair for each girl - with the starlet herself designing her eponymous lashes.

So which girl will you be at Glasto?

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Iron Man 2 Poised To Have Biggest Opening Ever



The summer box office season begins at midnight Thursday, but already there's buzz about a possible record being set during the first weekend.

That's largely because it's as iron-clad a certainty as one gets in the movie business that the Paramount-distributed "Iron Man 2" will open well. The only question is how high the Marvel Comics superhero can fly the second time around.

Turbo-charged tracking data has jaws flapping over an opening north of the record $158.4 million bow by Warner Bros.' "The Dark Knight" in July 2008.

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Glee Cast 'Excited' About Lady GaGa Episode



The cast of Glee have revealed they are 'excited' about wearing Lady GaGa costumes for the an upcoming episode based on the music of the Telephone singer.

In the episode, the Glee boys will perform a Kiss track whilst the girls and overly camp Kurt will cover one of GaGa's hits.

Chris Colfer, who plays Kurt said: "I think we might have had more fun doing the Lady GaGa episode than the Madonna episode.."

He added:"Just because her music is so present in our world today. The outfits that we wore were just ridiculous and so creative and just great."

Jenna Ushkowitz (Tina) continued: "It was just crazy. We had wigs on, I mean the costume department was crazy that week."

However, Lea Michele who plays Rachel Berry in the hit US TV show confessed the GaGa style outfits were hard to wear adding: "It was very, very, very difficult to wear the clothes. I mean, that's some heavy gear and I give her a lot of credit for being able to wear the stuff that she wears."

She continued: "Lady GaGa, I think, will be the baby of the Madonna episode. If not, just as good. I haven't seen it yet but we had so much fun shooting it…"

Whilst Kurt, Rachel and Co are going GaGa, Cory Monteith who plays loveable Finn was also unimpressed with his outfit for the Kiss performance.

Monteith said: "Full Kiss regalia…We're calling it Gliss. You know what the hardest part was? They put white greasepaint all over your face, and I don't know how the actual Kiss did it, but they put the paint on your face and then you can't touch your face."

He added: "Or else the paint gets all over your fingers and runs. So your face gets itchy, cause I had this wig on, and the hair gets stuck to my face and I can't scratch it. It sucked."

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Michael Bublé on breakup with Emily Blunt

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While Emily Blunt continues to refuse to talk about her split from singer Michael Bublé, it seems her former fiancé has no such qualms.

The couple split in 2008 after three years together and are both now engaged to other people – 34-year-old Michael Buble to Argentinian actress Luisana Lopilato, 22, while Emily Blunt, 27, is due to wed American actor John Krasinski, 30.

And while the British actress and Young Victoria star retains a dignified silence over their break-up, Canadian crooner Michael has talked of the split for the second time in six months.

In November he spoke about having to go to therapy to deal with their break-up and now he reveals his latest album Crazy Love was born out of the sadness he felt.

“There was a lot of introspection and sadness and regret and at the same time hope,” he tells the New York Times. “Because I knew that, especially in the moment, I could really mean what I sang. It was therapeutic but it wasn’t exactly a feel-good thing. But in a weird way it was exciting for me to be that vulnerable and for the first time, really, to be that honest.”

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A JOHN LEGUIZAMO POST

My 'green limo' is saving the world



New York (CNN) -- When writer-actor John Leguizamo shows up to do a show in New York, fans outside the theater are surprised to see him ride up on a bicycle. "People go, 'Hey, John, I thought you'd be in a limo.'

"This is my limo, my green limo. I'm saving the planet for your kids and your grandkids," says the performer, who has starred in award-winning one-man shows on Broadway and appeared in dozens of films and TV shows.


Biking gets you places faster, reduces your carbon footprint, lowers noise, makes you fit and lowers your stress level -- unless you get impaled on the door of a suddenly opened cab or cut off by a guy from New Jersey.

Leguizamo thinks urban biking is a form of transportation that dramatically improves the environment and riders' physical and mental health.

New York City's government shares Leguizamo's enthusiasm about biking, having added 200 miles of bike lanes in the past three years. The city says it has seen a 45 percent increase in commuting by bike.

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Mickey Rourke Cast in Hell's Angel Biopic & Mafia Drama



With his Oscar nomination for The Wrestler and a starring role in Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke’s career is back in full swing. Adding to this momentum is the announcement by Deadline New York that the infamous bad boy has signed on for two films by the lesser of the two Scott brothers, Tony.

The first film is being described as a Donnie Brasco style drama about the Hell’s Angels biker gang with Rourke taking on the role of Sonny Barger, the leader of the Oakland organization. Scott has been circling this project since the rights to Barger’s story were sold to Fox in 2000 but only recently has the project begun to pick up steam. Rourke’s hardened biker character would be played opposite a young cop. Shia Lebeouf has reportedly met with Scott
but hasn’t officially joined the production.

The other film, Potzdamer Platz, is  about a New Jersey crime family who attempt to expand their operation internationally. Javier Bardem and Jason Statham are both rumored to be involved in this project along with Rourke. The film is in the final stages of securing funding and should emerge from Cannes with a solidified production company.

It is great to see Rourke taking on more roles and hopefully the actor can live up to the potential he displayed in Darren Aronofsky’s The Wrestler. However, Tony Scott is not a name synonymous with quality performances as he has spent the better part of his career overseeing middle-of-the-road action dramas. The Hell’s Angel project sounds promising and is a role that seems tailor made for an actor like Rourke. We will have to wait and see if
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Madonna Journals Pulled From eBay Auction




Madge says the ownership can’t be authenticated


The sleuths at TMZ reported that 12 journals penned by Madonna have been yanked from an eBay auction earlier this week. The man who was running the eBay auction claimed he received the journals and other Madonna items in a blind auction. eBay removed his listing on Monday morning, since someone from Madonna’s camp convinced eBay that "they" rightfully own these journals, not the man running the auction.

An eBay spokesperson confirmed they did receive a claim from Madonna's camp and have since pulled the auction from their site. Just like the auction site protects its "power sellers" when they receive negative feedback from buyers, it looks like the folks at eBay are doing their best to foster positive celebrity relations. The seller is confident that the stuff is his and he has the right to do whatever he wishes with it. The journals are expected to fetch at least $2.5 million when sold.


Madonna and her reps have not made an official statement on the matter.



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20 MOST SHOCKING TV DEATHS

EW list time!

DISCLAIMER: GIANT HUGE SPOILERIFIC SPOILERS AHEAD!!! These are death spoilers for the following shows: thirtysomething, The Wire, NCIS, 24, Battlestar Galactica, L.A. Law, The West Wing, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, ER, Dexter, House, the Shield, Torchwood, Lost (SUPER RECENT!!!!!), South Park, the Simpsons, Roseanne, Seinfeld, and the Sopranos. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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Jaime Bergman: "I'm still angry"

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David Boreanaz’s wife, Jaime Bergman, is willing to try to repair their marriage after learning that her husband of nearly nine years was unfaithful – but it's a rough road.

"I’m not saying everything’s okay," says Bergman, 34. "I'm still angry. I'm still mad. I am still hurt. "

The couple, who are parents to, Jaden 8, and Bardot, 8 months, have been working through their issues for the past year with the help of therapy.

"It took a crisis, it took infidelity to get us off our asses and work for what we want," admits Bergman. "We do the best we can. That’s all we can do."

Boreanaz has taken responsibility for his actions and says he hopes the couple can recover the strong relationship they once had. "When we got married we had an unbelievable foundation that we’ve never forgotten," the actor, 40, says. "But it’s been damaged."

Their future may be unknown but both are committed to moving forward – slowly – now that the past secrets are on the table. "What’s working for us [is] taking our time," says Bergman, "moment to moment, day to day."

To read more of the exclusive interview with Boreanaz and his wife, Jaime, pick up this week's issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday

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Gaga, Celebs Visit Moma Exhibit



Lady Gaga made a surprise visit to New York's Museum of Modern Art this afternoon to check out the work of famed performance artist Marina Abramović. The exhibition, titled 'The Artist Is Present,' is a tribute to Abramović's 40-year career, highlighting the artist's video works, installations and photographs, as well as solo and collaborative performances. Abramović's most popular piece, 'The Artist Is Present,' involves the artist sitting with one person at a time for an intense experience that often leaves museum goers in tears. Gaga did not participate, but all it took was one tweet for word of her presence to spread like wildfire this afternoon, with user "juliaxgulia" tweeting that Gaga had entered the exhibit and that the popstar's shoes were "unreal." Naturally. Thankfully eagle-eyed photographer, Joseph Holmes, was on hand to snap pics. Check them out and even more celebs we've spied in the hot seat.

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Paulina Rubio Is Preggers

Paulina Rubio shared some big news with her fans on Twitter: She is pregnant.

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She tweeted: "Life has a new meaning." And she told her fans that they were going to be aunts and uncles.

She gave no further details on the pregnancy.

A representative from her music label, Universal Music, confirmed to The Associated Press that Rubio made the statement.

Rubio will be 39 in June. She is married to a Spanish businessman. It will be her first child.

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Chatroom Trailer



A group of teenagers encourage each other's bad behavior. Starring Aaron Johnson (Kickass), Imogen Poots ♥ (28 Weeks Later), Hannah Murray (Skins), Matthew Beard (An Education) and Daniel Kaluuya (Skins).

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It’s a Teen Mom post ya’ll! Close your legs before entering…

..or better yet leave’em WIDE OPEN because getting knocked up young and out of wedlock pays!

While you were on the clock at your job last night browsing ONTD instead of working, two of our girls were feted in NYC where they met their Queen! Our ginger heroine Maci and favorite fuck-up Farrah were part of a panel with resident psychiatric quack Dr Drew and the Queen Bee of teen moms-- Bristol Palin! Bristol is the daughter of the Patron Saint of Hypocrisy Sarah Palin. Sarah’s abstinence-only teachings really worked well for her daughter didn’t they?

What do you call a 40 year old woman who preaches abstinence-only to her daughter?

GRANDMA!



Looks like teenage pregnancy was the best thing to ever happen to Bristol Palin – she’s now a celebrity in her own right!

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Meanwhile Maci, in between -- kegging out at the beach and getting ill-advised tattoos -- took time to update Us Weekly— yes US Weekly—on the status of her relationship with Douche premiere and father of her son BINTlee.



“Teen Mom star Maci Bookout has found a new guy in the wake of her split with Ryan Edwards, the father of son Bentley, 18 months.

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Sadly there are no new pics of the real superstars of MTV-- Farrah and Maci’s babies BINTlee and McNugget.



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Royal New Zealand Ballet goes Gaga





A workshop performance by members of the Royal New Zealand Ballet, set to the tune of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance (Starsmith Remix), has become a YouTube hit since being posted 13 days ago.

Dancer Jaered Glavin choreographed Lady Gaga - The Ballet as a fun project during a choreography workshop.

"I don't think I need to explain where I got my inspiration," Glavin says in an introduction to the ballet on the YouTube clip.

"Although it's a workshop showing I couldn't resist but to put a few costume touches onto it because in my eyes it's illegal to have Lady Gaga in the title and not have costumes."

The dancers had just 12 hours of rehearsal time ahead of the inaugural performance.

By this morning, the YouTube clip of Glavin's "Gaga-ettes" had received more than 52,000 hits.

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Roger Ebert refuses to rate 'The Human Centipede'‎



It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than “The Human Centipede.” You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane.

I'm about to describe what happens to the film's victims. This will be a spoiler. I don't care, because (1) the details are common knowledge in horror film circles, and (2) if you don't know, you may be grateful to be warned. This is a movie I don't think I should be coy about.

OK. Dr. Heiter is a mad scientist. He was once a respected surgeon, but has now retreated to his luxurious home in the German forest, which contains an operating room in the basement. His skin has a sickly pallor, his hair is dyed black, his speech reminds us of a standard Nazi, and he gnashes his teeth. He is filled with hatred and vile perversion.

He drugs his victims and dumps them into his Mercedes. When they regain consciousness, they find themselves tied to hospital beds. He provides them with a little slide show to brief them on his plans. He will demonstrate his skills as a surgeon by — hey, listen, now you'd really better stop reading. What's coming next isn't so much a review as a public service announcement.

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Shakira removes ginger M.I.A. child actor from her music video

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For at least one of the redheads terrorised in MIA's Born Free video, the persecution shows no sign of letting up. Ian Hamrick, a 12-year-old who is "murdered" in the controversial clip, has reportedly been dropped from his next gig – a music video for Shakira.

Hamrick was one of Born Free's break-out stars, if you can call it that. Rarely has a child so angelically cute been, er, shot in the face by fictional storm-troopers, prompting TMZ to seek him out and drag him into the studio. "[MIA] was trying to show violence to end violence," Hamrick said, although he admitted he hadn't seen the full video. "It's for the adults and people in different countries that are doing the genocide in real life, whether that be to Italians or Africans." Italians?

Unfortunately, Hamrick's 15 minutes may soon be up. He was allegedly cast in a "feature role" for a new video by Shakira. This was no minor B-side, either – Waka Waka (This Time for Africa) is the official anthem of the 2010 World Cup. South African band Freshlyground join Shakira on the track, and video will reportedly be released in 3D.

However, TMZ claims Hamrick's Waka Waka role has been cut. Although he had "shot several scenes", none of these will make the final video. Instead, Hamrick will appear only in a crowd shot.

While the stars of this year's World Cup anthem may not wish their audience to be reminded of MIA's ginger genocide, perhaps Hamrick should make some calls to Romain Gavras, who directed the Born Free video. The son of film-maker Costa Gavras is apparently completing a feature-length movie called Redheads. Surely there's room for a Hamrick cameo?

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Michael Urie Wins Awards, Never Stops Smizing

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Former Ugly Betty star Michael Urie recently attended the prestigious Lucille Lortel Awards, where he won Outstanding Lead Actor for his role as Austrian fashion designer Rudi Gernreich in the The Tempermentals. The play was also presented with a Drama Desk award for Outstanding ensemble performance.

In the midst of receiving these honors, it has been announced that The Temperamentals is set to end its run on May 30th. After the play closes, it is widely assumed that Urie will be offered a reoccurring role on Glee/Community as McKinley High's/Greendale College's ferrety Corky St. Claireesque drama teacher/professor.*

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Chris Pine in early negotiations for spy comedy 'This Means War' at Fox

Star Trek’s newest Captain Kirk has been on top of everyone’s list for leading man since his starring role in last summer’s hit. Now it looks like Fox is going to nab Chris Pine for the starring role in their buddy comedy This Means War. The movie, to be helmed by McG, has been scrambling to find its star after Bradley Cooper dropped out in February. If Pine, who recently received the offer, takes the role, he will play opposite Reese Witherspoon in the comedy that pits two spying best friends against each other when they both fall for the same woman (Witherspoon). The studio is still trying to find Pine’s sparring buddy for the film.

This Means War has been in development for over a decade at Fox. The studio purchased it back in 1998 and the most recent draft is from Role Models scribe Timothy Dowling. The studio still plans to get the movie into production in July.

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Ke$ha slams SNL critics, claims she doesn't use auto tune, WHAAAAT?



Some saw her two-song set — which featured laser beams, body paint, spoken-word interludes, dancing astronauts, fireworks and an American-flag cape — as an attempt at "artistic expression" gone awry, while others praised her efforts, calling the performance "spirited" and writing pieces in her "defen$e."

Either way, it didn't really matter to Ke$ha. As she told MTV News on Saturday at the Bamboozle festival, she's not listening to anything anyone has to say about her these days.

"If you don't like dancing astronauts, laser beams that play music, me talking about aliens, glow-in the dark things, vocoders and a hot chick, I don't know what to tell you," she laughed. "My new theory is ... I don't really listen or look at anything. But I have heard through the grapevine that some people thought it sucked and some people thought it was great. [I] don't care. I had a fun time. I played laser beams."

She did, indeed. If anything, Ke$ha didn't think the backlash from her "SNL" appearance had anything to do with, you know, her actual performances as it did with the fact that she refuses to be categorized. In an increasingly segmented industry, she proudly — almost defiantly — sticks out like a sore thumb. A sore thumb with laser beams, of course.

"I don't use Auto-Tune. I come from a country-music-writing family, a punk-rock loving brother who gave me his records, and in a society where everything is supposed to be perfect — down to what I wear, what I look like, my body, my voice, my outfits — I'm not perfect, and I embrace it," she said. "And I think that's what a lot of people are finding not being up to par to, like, the standard that other people have set, but I'm just being real. And I think what I'm doing is good."

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Inglourious Basterds parody: Grammar Nazis

The fine jokesters at CollegeHumor have an envisioned an Inglourious Basterds in which Christoph Waltz’ Hans Landa also happens to resemble your eighth-grade grammar teacher. The resulting parody, embedded after the jump, is darn tootin’ cool for a few reasons. First, actor Josh Ruben’s imitation of Waltz is spot on. Second, the clip’s recreation of LaPadite’s farm abode — a setting that received extended play in the movie — is impressive. And third, and most importantly, is the fact that it’s relatively easy to imagine Hans Landa actually having this sort of conversation. The character speaks four languages, for crying out loud, so of course he’d be an actual grammar Nazi too. Oh, if only Landa knew how poorly this movie’s title was spelled…


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The Making of 'Acapella'



Kelis channels the primal beauty displayed in biggest movie of the year, 'Avatar,' and turns into a "huntress" in the video for the first single off her upcoming album 'Flesh Tone.' Described as a "carnal symphony" by directors John "Rankin" Waddell and Chris Cottam, the visually stimulating video plays right along with the tracks' employing beat.

Watch the making of the video after the jump.

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Mickey Rourke: 'I Have Respect for Very Few Actors'

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Mickey Rourke has gone from the bottom to the top, scoring an Oscar nomination for his comeback role in the tiny-budgeted "The Wrestler." Now, he's got a juicy role in the summer blockbuster "Iron Man 2." So does that mean that the fiercely outspoken actor who once quit his failing showbiz career to become a boxer has mellowed out? You be the judge.

Mickey tells Parade.com, "I'd just as soon do a big-budget movie as an independent one. Sometimes the independent movies can get a little too arty-farty. You watch the IFC Channel and you want to throw up. You don't always have to take things so serious, you know."

No wonder he didn't feel guilty about accepting a few perks.

"I'd just come off working on 'The Wrestler,' which had no budget and I didn't even have a chair to sit in. I remember the first day on 'Iron Man 2' I said, 'Can I have a cappuccino,' and they said, 'Which kind would you like?'"

While Mickey enjoyed receiving the royal treatment, he doesn't enjoy today's young Hollywood set.

"You can be less than mediocre and be a movie star," he says. "I have respect for very few actors and actresses. Some of them get a lot of acclaim but just because their movie made $200 million at the box office; they still suck. I got no respect for them and I used to let them know it. It was important for me to put that aside and go, 'You know what? This is a business.' So, now, I just keep my mouth shut and pet my chihuahuas."

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Taylor Momsen Clarifies Kurt Cobain Quote: 'You Look Up To Your Idols'

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Last year, Courtney Love went after Taylor Momsen on Twitter, accusing the actress/ burgeoning rocker of swiping her look, "deeply disturb[ing]" her, and trying to pass off Love's name for credibility's sake.

"I don't watch TV or read teen mags and gossip rags, so I wouldn't know," Love snarled (in 140 characters or less). "Do not still 'like my music' please."

Love was referencing an interview Momsen had given to MTV News earlier in 2009, in which she claimed that Hole was a major influence on the music she was making with her band, the Pretty Reckless.

The feud between the two didn't last for long and all seemed to be forgotten, until Momsen spoke to Entertainment Weekly last month, and
, when asked about the frequent comparisons to Love, she proclaimed, "I don't wanna be Courtney Love — I wanna be Kurt Cobain. ... I look at Nirvana. I don't look at Hole."

And suddenly everything started up again. Momsen's quote spread like wildfire around the Internet, with most interpreting it as a pretty huge slap in Love's face, not to mention pretty close to actual hubris. So, when MTV News spoke to Momsen and her Reckless bandmates on Saturday (May 1) at the Bamboozle festival, we asked her if she cared to explain what she meant by the comment — or at least try to pull herself out of rather sizeable hole (no pun intended) she'd dug.

"Everything is taken out of context," Momsen said. "Everyone compares me to Courtney Love. Courtney Love is great, sure, but in all honesty, I'm not trying to be Courtney Love. I would rather be Kurt Cobain, [because] I wrote the record. I'm not either [of them]. I'm saying I would like to be John Lennon, I would like to be Liam Gallagher, I would like to be Robert Plant ... should I keep going? You look up to your idols."

And Momsen didn't stop there, either. Seems she's not trying to back down from her comments to EW, not by a long shot. And she's not apologetic about any of it.

"I grew up listening to the Nirvana records, not the Hole records," she said. "And I'm sorry we both have blonde hair and play rock music. That's it."

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Surprise of the Year: Taylor Swift Says New Album Is About 'Boys And Love'

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Although she re-released her sophomore effort, Fearless (with several new tracks), last fall, it has been nearly two years since Taylor Swift delivered a proper album. But fans can rest assured that one is coming soon, because Swift said she'll wrap up the final recordings for her third album in the next few months.

"[The new album] is going great actually," Swift told MTV News on the red carpet at the Time 100 gala, where she celebrated being named one of the magazine's most influential people of the year. "I've been writing it for the last two years, so this summer it's all about the finishing touches and getting in there in the studio and recording the last couple songs."

Asked what inspired her upcoming project this time around, the country-pop superstar shot back, "What do you think? Boys and love."


The singer has shared some details about her songwriting process with us in the last year. "I'm constantly writing about what I go through as it happens to me," Swift said in November. "I try not to get too backlogged and have to go back. I record all the time, so I've got a lot of songs.

"When I put out an album, I'd like to think that when people listen to that album it's like a diary of what I've been through in the last two years,"
she added. "So it's a really fun way to express how I feel and what I'm going through."

Months earlier, Swift revealed that a certain Detroit rocker was on her wish list of collaborations.

"Jack White ... 'cause he's awesome," she said of the White Stripes frontman. "I love his style. I love his writing, and I think he's an amazing player too, so any kind of collaboration there would be really awesome."

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Chris Brown Is 'In Good Standing' With Counselors, Lawyer Says

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For the third time since he was sentenced last August for assaulting Rihanna, Chris Brown appeared before a judge for a status hearing on his probation and satisfied the court with his progress.

Brown was present in Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday morning with attorney Mark Geragos, who informed Judge Patricia Schnegg that his client was "in good standing" with his counselors.

According to The Associated Press, Brown has amassed over 290 hours of community labor service and completed all but one of his domestic violence classes.

The "Forever" singer began his community work last September in his home state of Virginia, where he was photographed picking up roadside trash. Under the terms of Brown's plea deal, he is required to complete 180 days of labor; his 290 hours so far represent roughly 20 percent of that total. Brown was also ordered to attend domestic violence counseling for up to a year.

The singer, sporting a light-colored suit and a dress shirt sans tie, spoke very little during his court appearance.

Judge Schnegg didn't offer any encouraging words to Brown as she had done during his first two appearances. In November the judge said Brown's progress was "extremely favorable," and just in February she told the singer his probation was going "really well."

Brown is next scheduled to appear in court on August 26, when the judge will request reports from his domestic and community labor counselors and a report from his local Virginia probation office.

Although Brown's crime was committed in Los Angeles, since he's a resident of Virginia he is required to report to probation near his hometown.The singer's attorney told the judge he believes Brown's probation is "more rigorous that way, than if he were here" in Los Angeles, because he has to satisfy his probation officer as well as the California-based probation officers who monitor his progress.


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EXCLUSIVE: Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott Are Renewing Their Vows!

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Put those divorce rumors to rest.

Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott are renewing their vows, a rep for the couple confirms exclusively to UsMagazine.com.

The two -- who have two children, Liam, 3, and Stella (who turns 2 next month) -- celebrate their four-year anniversary Friday.

Spelling, 36, and McDermott, 43, have battled split rumors this year as footage from the fifth season of their hit Oxygen show Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood shows them in heated spats.

On one episode, she yells at him, "It's like you got more and more unhappy and angry. I just want the old Dean back. I really do. I miss you so much." During another fight, he even drops the F-bomb because she feels he is not being ambitious enough about his career.


Just because they fight doesn't mean they're heading to divorce court, she has said.

"Everyone has marital problems," Spelling said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show last month. "You know, you fight with your partner."

She also squashed split rumors on the Today show: "We have our fights. We have our ups and downs. It's a real relationship. Some issues have come up this season, and the cameras were there to catch it. And I'm happy to put that out there to my fans, because we're a normal, relatable couple. We're not perfect, and things happen."

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Four Character Spots for The A-Team

20th Century Fox has brought online these four character spots for The A-Team on Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith (Liam Neeson), Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck (Bradley Cooper), Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock (Sharlto Copley) and Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus (Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson). Directed by Joe Carnahan, the big screen adaptation hits theaters on June 11.

The A-Team follows the exciting and daring exploits of a colorful team of former Special Forces soldiers who were set up for a crime they did not commit. Going "rogue," they utilize their unique talents to try and clear their names and find the true culprit.

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Melvins guitar player has crappy article written about him, gets his own ONTD post (hopefully!)

Melvins' King Buzzo Just Wants to be a Freak, Not a Grunge Forefather



A lot of people don't get the Melvins, which is fine. The ever-changing, but always loud, 26-year-old band is fine with that. But a lot of the critics behind the veil want to know why the legendary band does what they do. Why make a remix album where every song is a full album's re-tooling? Well, frontman/guitarist/big hair enthusiast Buzz Osborne explained to Noisecreep why he doesn't like to answer those shrill voices. "I don't know who originally said it but if you understand what we're doing, no explanation is needed. And if you don't, no explanation will work."

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What's your favorite Melvins album, ONTD? I have to confess a fond affection for the Joe Preston solo album. 2 minutes of saxophone and a baby crying followed by 22 minutes of doom chords; it's a surreal juxtaposition that would do Duchamp proud.
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"Rise of the Apes" Release date June 24, 2011!



The “Planet of the Apes” prequel “Rise of the Apes” finally has an official release date of June 24, 2011

The production will use CGI apes to be created by WETA Digital, rather than using costumed actors as in past installments of the sci-fi action franchise.

Peter Chernin and Dylan Clark will produce for Fox, with Rupert Wyatt (“The Escapist”) directing from a screenplay by Amanda Silver & Rick Jaffa.

Silver and Jaffa also are producing.The pic will be set in San Francisco and is billed as a cautionary tale in which “man’s own experiments with genetic engineering lead to the development of intelligence in apes and the onset of a war for supremacy.”

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J.J. Abrams and Spielbergs 'Super 8' Movie Trailer!



Check out the trailer for J.J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg’s secret project “Super 8″!

The trailer for Abrams and Spielberg's big secret project has finally been released!

Paramount officially announced it will start production this fall, and hit theaters next summer. Abrams wrote the script and will direct and produce under his and Bryan Burk's Bad Robot label, as well as Steven Spielberg's Amblin banner.

Quick Synopsis: In 1979, the US Air Force closed a section of Area 51. All the materials were to be transported to a secure facility in Ohio." The truck hits the train, there is a tremendous explosion destroying the vehicle and the train. The camera focuses on one train car that wasn't destroyed. A heavy pounding is heard from inside.

Crappy Quality... High Quality will be up soon!

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Sufjan Stevens is doing the score for a documentary.



The singer-songwriter collaborated with Castanets' Raymond Raposa to score the documentary Beyond This Place, which chronicles filmmaker Kaleo La Belle's reunion with his hippie-cyclist dad 30 years after he left him as a child.

Sufjan re-recorded his Seven Swans track "In the Devil's Territory" for the opening credits and Raposa wrote a new track exclusively for the film, in addition to the rest of the score. Sufjan and director La Belle are childhood friends; Sufjan was featured in La Belle's 2005 documentary Crooked River

“Stoned for 40 Years” is how Cloud Rock La Belle describes his life. Taking drugs and intense cycling are the only things to which Cloud has remained faithful throughout his life. Now his son, Kaleo La Belle, challenges his eccentric father to a bike trip. Cycling through the Pacific Northwest, Kaleo questions his father’s search for truth and demands justification for his absence in his life. Beyond This Place explores Kaleo and Cloud Rock’s failed father and son relationship and questions whether the hippie concept of freedom ultimately failed.


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Badass AMITABH BACHCHAN suffers from liver cirrohsis; cirrohsis to experience major ass kicking



Bollywood superstar Amitabh Bachchan has revealed he has cirrhosis of the liver and needs regular medical check-ups.

Bachchan, 67, is teetotal but writing on his blog he said 25% of his liver had been destroyed by the condition.

The liver damage is the result of a blood transfusion after an accident when filming nearly three decades ago.

Bachchan said he knew any disclosure about his health could cause alarm in fans but said he wanted to be open.

Cirrhosis impairs the liver's ability to control infections and process nutrients, hormones and drugs.

It is usually associated with the excessive drinking of alcohol.

But it is also caused, as in Bachchan's case, by the hepatitis virus. The damage to the liver was discovered eight years ago, he said.

"Now since the liver and any ailment associated with it is extremely sensitive, I have to be under constant vigil and monitoring," he wrote on his blog.

It "is a saga that never seems to end, for, what is more in store for me I cannot comprehend".

The star nearly died following the accident on the set of the 1982 film Coolie. He ruptured his spleen during a fight scene and was critically ill for months.

Bachchan, who has acted in more than 180 films, was voted the greatest star of the millennium in a 1999 BBC poll.

He continues to act in several films every year and was last seen in Teen Patti (Three Cards) in January, where he acted alongside British veteran Ben Kingsley.

He is the father of successful Bollywood star Abhishek who is married to former Miss World and actress Aishwarya Rai.

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Country Music Stars at Live Telethon in Nashville to Raise Money for the Flooding.



Booze, busted-up marriages and broken-down trucks. Such is the typical fodder for country music laments. Now we can add floods to the list.


After the Cumberland River overflowed this weekend and devastated downtown Nashville, country music's finest are coming together to lend a hand. Local NBC affiliate WSMV-TV Channel 4 plans to broadcast a telethon titled Working 4 You: Flood Relief With Vince Gill & Friends, tomorrow from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. ET. It will feature appearances from Gill, Naomi Judd, Alison Krauss, Darius Rucker, Phil Vassar and former American Idol contender Bo Bice and will benefit the Red Cross, Salvation Army and the Second Harvest Food Bank.


The help couldn't come soon enough.


Music City landmarks, including the Grand Ole Opry House and the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum have sustained severe water damage.


Performances at the Opry had to be relocated for the first time since 1975, when the venerable institution was also hit by flooding. At nearby Opryland Hotel, about 1,500 guests and 500 staffers had to be evacuated, while other areas of the Opryland complex, including the Opry museum and shopping mall, will likely be shuttered for months while they undergo repairs.
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Ke$ha announces Flood Benefit Concert!



Global pop superstar singer/songwriter and Nashville native and resident Ke$ha has announced a flood benefit concert on June 16th at Limelight in Nashville, which is located at 201 Woodland Street. Tickets go on sale on May 6th at 5pm CST and are available starting at $30.

Says Ke$ha,“I’m thrilled to announce that I will be playing a show to help benefit Nashville, my hometown. 100% of the profits from ticket sales will go to help the victims of these devastating floods . Nashville helped shape me as an artist and as a person and my love for this city is beyond words. I will continue to do anything I can to help rebuild this city and support the families and animals who have been affected by this tragedy.”

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i have no words, she is so genuine and compassionate, i love her.

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