September 6th, 2009

conan white teeth
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For the kids



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Jon also tweeted a few times today:

"Home!!!!! The kids loved the vegas treats (now just have to clean up the sugar factory wrappers). Definitely worth it though, missed them!"
(Picture appeared on ONTD here)

"Family Day!- Kids got to play with their grandparents, great great to see so many generations together :)"

then he tweeted

"just to clear up any faulty reports:my grandmother did in fact fall in my driveway but she'll fine. Thank you for all of the concerned calls"

First pictures from "The Green Hornet" set

Hard at work on her new movie, Cameron Diaz teamed up with Seth Rogen to shoot their upcoming movie “The Green Hornet” in Los Angeles on Saturday (September 5).

According to a source on-hand, Diaz and Rogen shot a scene in which an explosion went off during a press conference before the two were rushed frantically to their car.

As for the movie, a synopsis of “The Green Hornet” via IMDB tells: “By night, debonair newspaper publisher Britt Reid fights crime as a masked superhero known as The Green Hornet. At his side is martial arts expert Kato.”

Directed by Michel Gondry and also starring Nicolas Cage, you can catch “The Green Hornet” when it’s released in theaters on December 17, 2010.

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princess b in atlanta!

Britney's Circus tour stopped at Atlanta's Philips Arena on Friday, September 4, 2009. Kristinia DeBarge opened with two songs, a myspace boyband called One Call (who no lie have a Justin and Chris a la *NSYNC) performed one song, and then Jordin Sparks wouldn't shut up did like 6 or 7 songs. The Big Apple Circus performers came out, and then it was time for Ms. B! The only thing different from the typical setup was that the crane was still broken from Miami, which meant she didn't descend from the ceiling for the opening of Circus nor did she peace out Mary Poppins' style post Me Against the Music.

Under the cut you'll find a shitload of pictures from the show, from hayzaaay and myself, who were right behind the Ringside seats. Since I'm both inconsiderate and lazy, I only I only html resized mine, so expect some huge. Not for dial up/faint of heart:
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hayzaaay gallery & yours truly's gallery

(several more pics in our galleries)
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Britney Spears Does An Awsome Cover Of Alanis Morissette's' 'You Oughta Know' During Her Concert

Tonight Britney Spears did an amazing (and 100% live) cover version of Alanis Morissette's single 'You Oughta Know'. Check out  the Queen of Rock and Pop in action: 

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Here is an extended preview for the second season of FX's hit drama Sons of Anarchy, which premieres this Tuesday, September 8th, at 10pm.

**If you don't want even a tiny bit of a spoiler, do not watch**

But for those of you who love the show...ENJOY!

ETA: For those who can't see the first video, this is a link to the same preview but with some extra stuff at the end:

Youtube Version

OMG only a few days left!


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Entertainment Weekly Watches 'All About Steve' So You Don't Have To

Here's an entry by Mandi Bierly from Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch Blog about the new Sandra Bullock movie "All About Steve." I just thought it would be interesting to share because it currently has a 5% approval rating at Rotten Tomatoes, yet will likely end up being the highest grossing new movie this week. If you never planned on seeing it and were just curious as to why everyone says it sucks, then read on. (Spoilers follow, of course.)

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Heroes: Volume 5 Sneak Peak

'Heroes' attempts to revive the glamour of its first season as the characters return to leading normal lives.

Somewhat spoilery preview:

What do you guys think? I'm a little underwhelmed by this circus plotline. But at least Heroes is still bringing on the homoeroticism (~6:47) though I still prefer mine of the incestuous kind.

Youtube (preview is off the S3 Blu Ray)
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John Krasinski Reads You a Bedtime Story

Have you ever dreamed of John Krasinski making you some hot chocolate, tucking you in and reading you a story?

OK, maybe that's just us.

But the Office star is making some dreams come true by lending his voice to Speakaboos, an online endeavor that features celebs such as Kelly Ripa, Nick Cannon, Kevin Bacon and others reading children's stories. So not only do you get a story, but a portion of the proceeds go to charity.

So check out J.Kras reading about the adventures of Aladdin. Hot chocolate not included.


Why on earth would anybody want to listen to Nick Cannon read a story? LOL! I can't embed the video but you can find it @ the source.
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Jessie Wallace reveals why she lost so much weight

Fiery actress Jessie Wallace is as famous for her yo-yoing weight as her turbulent love life. The former EastEnder's party lifestyle once saw her bloat up to a Size 16.

But now the 37-year-old actress is almost unrecognisable after shedding two stone and dropping down to a Size 8. And ironically, her weight loss has come just as she is about to play a fatty on stage.

"When I got the role I was overweight," says Jessie, who quit the BBC soap in 2005 after five years playing Kat Slater. "I used to wear clothes to hide my shape. But now I can wear a pretty top and skinny jeans and I don't look like an Oompa-Loompa any more."
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As UNICEF's youngest Ambassador, Selena Gomez has spent this week in Africa learning about their various cultures (ETA: Better? I typed this at 8 in the morning before I ran off to church. Sue me for the typo.) and spreading the word about the organization. Pics and captions via her twitter...

Got a lesson in how to dance.

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Demi's my favorite, but I definitely love this girl. It's great that she's truly doing something positive with her voice. She's definitely the best role model out of all the Disney kids.


Vanilla McAdams and Eric Bana promoting their crap movie

Rachel McAdams (in Stella McCartney) and her costar Eric Bana look picture perfect at a photocall for their latest movie The Time Traveler’s Wife on Saturday (September 5) at the 35th American Film Festival in Deauville, northwestern France.

“The industry is a beast,” said Eric, who is grateful to be cast in so many great movies. “I struggle with the notion that you can put your best foot forward and it can all mean nothing. People tell you on a Friday that your life’s gonna change by Monday. But then comes Monday and you still don’t feel like you’ve got it.”

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Film - The Old Guard

Colin Farrell Not in "Quixote"

Terry Gilliam has laughed off rumours that Colin Farrell will replace Johnny Depp in the revived Man Who Killed Don Quixote.

Farrell appears in Gilliam's new film The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus as a transformed version of Heath Ledger's character Tony, however the director insisted that talk of the casting is just online gossip.

"Well I'm not even going to comment on that, I don't know where it comes from," Gilliam told DS. "Actually, it comes from the web, I spotted that first on the web. It's the great rumour machine of the world. It's like old ladies talking over the garden wall while they're hanging out their clothes.

"That's what the web has become and everyone has become an old lady - full of crap! I just let it run, I don't care! Colin's brilliant and I'd love to work with Colin. I can't say anything about the casting at the moment because we're just starting that process, but Colin I would never say no to. That's a good rumour!"

Gilliam began production on The Man Who Killed Don Quixote in October 2000 with Johnny Depp in the lead role, but the project was abandoned when actor Jean Rochefort suffered a herniated disc and flash floods destroyed sets and equipment.

I just had to post because really, that's the best description of the internet/us ever. And it's a slow Sunday morning.

emma watson at brown.

Getting started on her collegiate career, Emma Watson has made her way to the campus at Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island.

The “Harry Potter” actress was spotted spending Saturday afternoon hanging out with her family, settling into her new abode over the Labor Day holiday weekend.

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The previous day, Miss Watson looked to be fitting in with her fellow Ivy League classmates quite nicely - as she laughed and joked with fellow students outside of a campus residence hall.

Talking about moving to the States for school, Emma previously told press: “I want to be normal. I really want anonymity. I want to do it properly, like everyone else. As long as I don’t walk in and see, like, Harry Potter posters everywhere, I’ll be fine.”

Also explaining her love of classroom duties, the Hermoine Granger babe adds, “It sounds so geeky, but I really do like studying and reading, and if I’m not working on Harry Potter, then my greatest relaxation is to sit with a book. That’s how I escape stress — in literature. I always have several books on the go at any one moment.”


wonder if she'll gain the freshman 15.
MISC :: ali michael
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Roger Ebert Reviews "World's Greatest Dad", Talks About Michael Jackson

Robin Williams as the world's greatest dad, with a photo of his loathsome son.

World's Greatest Dad
/ / / September 2, 2009
by Roger Ebert

Bobcat Goldthwait makes a daring assault in "World's Greatest Dad" against our yearning to mythologize the dead. But he loses his nerve just before the earth is completely scorched. I have a notion his first draft screenplay might have been unremittingly dark and cynical. It might not have been "commercial." This version may have a better chance. Audiences think they like bleak pessimism, but they expect the plane to pull out of its dive and land safely.

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Music -- Tori Amos

Top 10 Anime movies that surpass Disney by light years

Top 10 Anime movies that surpass Disney by light years

Disney is forever synonymous with cartoons and animation, and while the recent Pixar films (Pixar is owned by Disney) have gathered critical acclaim, they’re still a far cry from some of the best Anime movies ever made. During the late 80s and the 90s, Anime went from a niche viewership that was rarely available in the Western world, to almost mainstream it is today, mainly because of a few films that changed the way the Western audience looked at animes. Here are ten anime movies that surpass virtually anything Disney has made, including the Pixar films.

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Few movies have moved me as much as Grave of the Fireflies has. ONTD, what's your favorite anime movie?

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16-year-old Ali Lohan was spotted remaining in the car after Lindsay Lohan entered Crown Bar. But she must have gotten in somehow because we spotted her later making a mad dash to the car when leaving from the bar's back entrance.
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more blurry pix
Says a witness at the club:
They stayed at the club for an hour. They were with a couple of friends. They were both happy and bubbly. Ali drank water and Lindsay drank red bull. They hung out at their table while dancing to the beats....I guess Samantha wasn't invited. They left at 1am.

Selleck wins lame-horse dispute

Actor Tom Selleck has been awarded more than $187,000 (£114,000) after a California jury found he was duped into buying a lame horse.
The Magnum PI star accused seller Dolores Cuenca of trying to pass off a show horse with a medical condition as fit to ride in competitions.
The defence had argued the actor did not check the vet records of 10-year-old animal named Zorro.
The jury's award covers the cost of the horse and additional boarding costs.
The $120,000 (£73,000) horse had been intended for Selleck's 20-year-old daughter, Hannah, to ride in amateur competitions.
A second trial will be held next week to determine how much Selleck should be paid in damages.
"We are pleased with the jury's verdict and we look forward to the proceedings on Tuesday," said Selleck's lawyer, George Knopfler.
He declined to say how much the actor was seeking in punitive damages.

the yellow handkerchief trailer

One lazy afternoon in a backwater Louisiana town, Martine (kristen stewart) takes a leap into an unfamiliar convertible. The driver, Gordy (Eddie Redmayne), an awkward young itinerant who eyed her in the diner earlier, isn't displeased to find this pretty sylph in his front seat. Soon they meet Brett, a laconic, humble man just released from prison. Martine isn't keen on going solo with Gordy, and now it's raining cats and dogs, so she invites Brett along, and the unlikely trio sets out, each person unsure of the destination. What ensues is a journey through the lush green byways of rural Louisiana and into the depths of these characters' souls.

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Cole: 'I wanted to be the pretty girl'

Lily Cole has revealed that she wished that she was more typically good-looking at school.

The model admitted that she no longer wants to change anything about her appearance.

She told the The Mail On Sunday: "I can't remember what it was specifically - my height, my hair or just features I didn't like. I was like most teenagers. I wanted to look more conventional - you know, to just be the pretty girl in school.

"I have made a living off the way I look, and I have really learnt to accept myself for being unusual."

Cole previously said that Heath Ledger taught her how to act.

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Two Fierce Bitches Film a Movie Together

Filming has begun on the new Disney film You Again which stars Kristen Bell as a woman whose brother is marrying her high school nemesis. The film centers around the wedding and features bad ass bitches Jamie Lee Curtis (the penultimate final girl in Halloween) as Bell's mother and Sigourney Weaver (the original HBIC from Alien) as the aunt of her nemesis. Things get generational when it is discovered that Curtis and Weaver's characters were also enemies in highschool. As if this wasn't enough to get you excited for this film, Betty White, I REPEAT, Betty White will also appear in the film as Bell's grandmother.

Entertainment Tonight interviewed both Weaver and Curtis on the set of the film. They were filming a scene in which both stars show up wearing the same dress to a rehearsal dinner. In the interview both women spoke very highly of one another:

"Sigourney is such a perfect person to have as my nemesis," says Jamie Lee, who came from self-described non-"arts and letters," Southern California movie-star parents. "It's just a really funny juxtaposition between the two of us because she is so smart, cultured and funny. ... I feel tiny around her in every way, so it's perfect."

"She's fantastic; I've always wanted to work with [Jamie Lee] -- I think she's great," says Sigourney.

Click here for the video.


This sound great and all but there are about a zillion more interesting ways to pair Curtis and Weaver together in a movie. How about some Bound esque thriller in which Weaver has to take charge and save her newly lesbian lover. Or have Ripley come save the day when old Mikey Myers comes trick or treating for Curtis again.

Depeche Mode wrap up their North American tour; rock BankAtlantic center

The moment when Depeche Mode really took hold of the crowd came late in the show Saturday night, on unironically-titled Enjoy the Silence, as singer Dave Gahan went strutting and whirling bare-chested on a platform into the crowd, and some 16,000 people at the BankAtlantic Center waved and sang along in an ecstasy of romantic loneliness. ``All I ever wanted, all I ever needed, was here in my arms," they howled together, on the quintessential outsider's anthem.

The British dance rock group may embody brooding yearning and the agony/ecstasy of diving into dark emotion. But it's their presence on global dancefloors for more than 20 years, the way the combination of Gahan's rich, deeply booming voice and guitarist and songwriter Martin Gore's hypnotic, synthesizer based music sweeps a crowd away, that makes them so continuously powerful. In the late 80's and very early 90's, being into Depeche Mode was a sign of outsider cool. Now they're stadium stalwarts, experts at churning up the power of thousands of dark dancefloor nights into mass bliss.

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Adam Sandler out with his daughter

Adam Sandler enjoys the festivities of the Malibu Chili Cook Off on Saturday (September 5) with his daughter Sadie Madison, 3.

The Sandler family joined 15,000 other spectators at the cook-off, where local chefs vied for “best chili” and “people’s choice” awards.

Adam, 42, will next star in the comedy called Grown Ups. Synopsis: Thirty years after their high school graduation, five good friends reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.

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She's my fav celeb kid
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Jay-Z's Attempt To Kill Autotune: Fail

Autotune, the technology giving guys like T-Pain, Akon, and Kanye West's 808s & Heartbreak their trademark sounds, was supposedly murdered by Jay-Z. Not so much: the I AM T-PAIN iPhone app enables ordinary folk to sound just like him.

Yes, for, uh, $2.99, you too can now have the technology that gave rise to one of the most irritating sounds in modern hip hop and made Kanye West waste a bunch of months trying to sing. Rather than just sit down and die, T-Pain decided to cash in and bring autotune to the masses. If you thought the guy listening to music through his phone, sans headphones on the subway was bad, wait until you meet the one singing into his. This is wonderful, and awful, and I can't not promise possibly sometime over the weekend posting a video of me using this in the comments, doing a Gawker Weekend Autotune Rendition of Jennifer Holiday's "And I'm Telling You" verse. Meanwhile, watch and learn:


Ghostbuster's VODKA....I'm in!

HARRISBURG, Pa., Sept. 2 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Actor, screenwriter, musician and now distiller Dan Aykroyd, whose credits include Saturday Night Live, The Blues Brothers, Ghostbusters and Driving Miss Daisy, will sign purchased bottles of his Crystal Head Vodka at the PA Wine & Spirits store at 1218 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. on Thursday, Sept. 10.

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I may go with friends and chip in to buy a bottle!


~the bottle~

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I stumbled across this scan from this week's National Enquirer and I just had to share.

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Source: (NSFW)

Here's the commentary from the source:

Historically, there are three things that make your Unzipped editors laugh, sometimes hysterically, and they are as follows:

1. National Enquirer photo captions of horrible, trashy, and grainy pictures ("A delighted Queen (left) gets an eyeful as a stripper bares all").

2. Unnecessary censorship (how many strippers show their vag but cover their boobs? Duh. She's totally wearing panties).

3. That there are people in America who would find the news that Queen Latifah is a lesbian shocking.

I LOL'ed.

ETA: The post is more about the "WILD ALL-WOMAN STRIPPER PARTY" that she had more than about her being a lesbian. I was going to transcribe the article from the scan, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
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What's on top this week?

Billboard Hot 100 (#10-2)
10. Cobra Starship (ft. Leighton Meester) - Good Girls Go Bad
9. Pitbull - Hotel Room Service
8. Keri Hilson - Knock You Down
7. Drake - Best I Ever Had
6. Jay-Z - Run This Town
5. Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me
4. Kings of Leon - Use Sumbody
3. Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A.
2. Jay Sean (ft. Lil Wayne) - Down
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UKTOP40 (#10-2)
10. Biffy Clyiro - That Golden Rule
9. Mt. Hudson (ft. Kanye West) - Supernova
8. Esmeé Denters - Outta Here
7. Beyonce - Sweet Dreams
6. Little Boots - Remedy
5. Tinchy Stryder (ft. Amelle) - Never Leave You
3. Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling
4. Calvin Harris - Ready For The Weekend
2. David Guetta (ft. Akon) - Sexy Chick
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charts are sucking ass these days. everything's fucking boring atm!
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time for some john mayer


John Mayer carries out his iPhone after dining at Katsuya restaurant on Saturday night (September 5) in Los Angeles.

Moments ago, John took to Twitter about the good time he had last night. The 31-year-old singer tweeted, “I’m a little hung over. Don’t get me wrong, I could still save Nakatomi Plaza if I had to.”

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no i did not include adam levine in this post, though the source does.
haters don't waste my time~


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it's time for a
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Under the cut is more pictures, twitter update, ellen news, and a performance.

Continuing along with her travel-intensive lifestyle, Lady GaGa was spotted arriving at Tegel Airport in Berlin on a flight from London on Sunday (September 6).
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The “Poker Face” songstress squeezed her way through the terminal upon debarking the plane, surrounded by security staffers as she made her way to an awaiting van.
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Jennifer Garner + Seraphina Candids

Jennifer Garner sips on her cup of coffee while taking daughter Seraphina Rose, 7 months, for a walk on Sunday morning (September 6) in Boston, Mass.

The 37-year-old former Alias actress has been religiously taking daily walks with her two daughters (Seraphina has an big sis, Violet Affleck, 3). The Garner girls recently grabbed a few slices at a local pizza parlor.

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Well Good For You

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Rihanna has the golden touch! Her well-felt presence on Jay-Z’s ‘Run This Town’ has scored the rapper his first UK number one. Rihanna has a huge following in the UK. Nearly all of her singles have entered the top 5 here including Pon De Replay (no2), SOS (no2), Disturbia (no3), Unfaithful (no2) and Don’t Stop the Music (no4). On top of that, both ‘Umbrella’ and ‘Take A Bow’ shot to no 1 in the UK charts previously. The Sugababes’ (who are currently signed to Jay-Z’s Rock-A-Fella music label) had to settle for the week’s second highest new entry at number two with ‘Get Sexy’…


In other Jay-Z news...

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Mark Ronson Says He Doesn't Sleep Around, My Ovaries Weep

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Mark Ronson has laughed off his reputation as a ladies' man - insisting he is not the bed-hopping Lothario the media makes him out to be.

The Grammy Award winner has dated an endless string of beautiful women - including British model Daisy Lowe and actress Josephine De La Baume - since he found fame producing Amy Winehouse's Back To Black album.

Ronson, 33, is adamant his reputation has been exaggerated.

He tells Esquire magazine, "I’ve never been the kind of person out on the prowl bedding different girls every night. I went through a two-week phase, but it was really awful. The ‘man about town’ thing is so cliched; I’d hate to think that I was subscribing to any idea of what someone in my position should be like."

Did anyone else see those pics of him making out with a big tittied, blonde at the Cannes film festival last year? While he was dating Daisy Lowe at the time, oh Mark...

And for your slobbering pressure, video of the Esquire shoot:

On a semi-related note, I found out they replaced the Klaxons with The Like on the day I'm seeing the Arctic Monkeys, DNW to see Tennessee Thomas, Mark's ex-girlfriend/Alexa Chung's BFF, banging away on the drums, :(


Prepare for jealousy...

So yesterday, I found out that a certain member of a certain show was gonna be in Atlantic City making a celebrity appearance.......

Oh what the heck, I met Ryan Kwanten from True Blood, muthafuckas! My friend and I decided that stalking Jason Stackhouse was way more important than work. He was way hot and way Australian. I was a little star-struck and just kept saying hi. But he was really nice.

Photo behind the cut so my face isn't all up in everyone's business.


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What the media is saying about Tila and Shawne + Tila Tweets

NFL's Shawne Merriman Accused of Choking Tila "Tequila"

Tila “Tequila” Nguyen allegedly made a citizen's arrest on Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman

Updated 6:04 PM PDT, Sun, Sep 6, 2009


San Diego Chargers star outside linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested Sunday and accused of choking and restraining his girlfriend, reality TV star Tila Tequila, as she tried to leave his suburban home.

Sheriff’s deputies got the call at 3:45 a.m. on Sunday from a woman who claimed to have been choked and thrown to the ground by the player at his home on Sagecrest Drive in Poway.

“Nguyen told deputies she had been choked and physically restrained by Merriman when she attempted to leave his residence,” San Diego County Sheriff's spokesperson Jan Caldwell said.

Tequila, 27, signed a citizen's arrest warrant, charging Merriman with battery and false imprisonment, San Diego County Sheriff's Lt. Gary Steadman said.

Merriman, 25, was taken into custody and booked into the central jail at about 8:30 a.m. He was released shortly after 11 a.m. Caldwell said she didn't know if he posted bail or was released on his own recognizance.

The linebacker’s lawyer talked briefly with reporters outside the San Diego County Jail downtown Sunday. He denied the allegations and claimed that Merriman and Nguyen were at a party at his Poway home with at least 14 other people.

“During the evening Ms. Tequila was extremely intoxicated, inebriated and Mr. Merriman did everything he could to assist her in arranging for transportation to leave his home. At no time did Mr. Merriman assault her; at no time did Mr. Merriman keep her against her will. His intentions were nothing but good,” Merriman’s attorney Todd Macaluso said.

Tequila requested an ambulance and was transported to Pomerado Hospital. She has since been released.

Caldwell said Sunday that deputies confirmed that Tequila had been drinking.

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“He’s done absolutely nothing wrong; he looks forward to the football season. He’s ready to go and this is merely an incident that was unfortunate that should never had occurred and was a result, directly, of Ms. Tequila’s conduct and the way she conducted herself in Mr. Merriman’s home,” Macaluso said. “We are very confident this matter will be resolved without any charges being filed whatsoever.”

This guy is a liar. How do you know he's lying?

Sources: 1, 2

jason oh not this shit; true blood

lindsay at the roxy

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Enjoying a night out on the town, Lindsay Lohan paid a visit to the famous Roxy Theatre in West Hollywood on Saturday night (September 5).

Wearing a sexy ensemble, the “Mean Girls” starlet was there to catch Benji Madden work the turntables for a packed house over the Labor Day holiday weekend.
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