March 26th, 2009


Federline Addresses Spears Drama In Song Lyrics, Remains a Failure

will tell all about his marriage to and divorce from BRITNEY SPEARS - and their bitter custody battle - in new songs for his forthcoming rap album.

The wannabe rapper split from Spears in 2006 after two years of marriage and Federline was handed custody of their two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, in 2007 following a bitter court battle.

The former couple is now on friendly terms and share custody of the boys.
But Federline has been pouring out his emotions in tracks for his second record - the follow-up to 2006 flop Playing With Fire.

Collaborator Krayzie Bone, from hip-hop group Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, insists fans will be impressed with Federline's efforts when the album eventually hits stores - just like he was when he listened to the lyrics.

He tells, "People gon' say I'm crazy, but to my surprise the stuff that he let me hear, it was pretty decent. He told me that he didn't get a chance to really put out the music he wanted to (with his first album), and he made mistakes in putting out the music that he did - by putting out the club stuff.

"I really didn't hear none of his old music, but the stuff that he let me hear was, like, really deep. He was talking about his life. He was actually telling his side of the story (of the split with Spears) in a more mature, adult kind of way. Opposed to just being on the record saying, 'F**k Britney.'

"He definitely got a story to tell (sic) - where he came from, and where he ended up."

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Madonna is "glad" to be single & engaged in a twitter chat!

Madonna embraced cyber-space last night to tell fans how happy she is to be single since divorcing Guy Ritchie, taking over her manager Guy O'Seary's Twitter blog for the evening.

As one fan told her he was happy she was single as she made better music, she replied "NOT AS GLAD AS I AM! M.....".


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could you imagine looking at your twitter and then realizing you have the opportunity to talk to madonna? that's crazy.

WHAT is everyone's twitter?

MGM gets its 'Stooges'

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Penn, Carrey, Del Toro part of studio's plan

MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for The Three Stooges.

Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans to gain 40 pounds to approximate the physical dimensions of Jerome "Curly" Howard. The studio is zeroing in on Benicio Del Toro to play Moe.

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MySpace Does Reality TV with Married on MySpace

Now this makes sense. MySpace is getting into reality TV with a new Web-based series called Married on MySpace that will chronicle one couple’s journey to their wedding day, with MySpace members driving much of the decision-making in planning the event.

The process starts with couples submitting videos to MySpace and users voting on who should be featured. Once that has been determined, MySpace users vote on other aspects of the event, like selecting what the bride and groom wear, where they celebrate their bachelor and bachelorette parties, and the wedding location.

In all, there will be 13 websidoes of Married on MySpace, culminating in the selected couple’s wedding day. The series is being produced by Endemol USA, the company behind reality TV shows like Big Brother, Fear Factor, and Deal or No Deal, so the quality (or lack thereof depending on your point of view) should be up-to-par.

While MySpace has conceded the race to be the top social networking site, it still has a place as one of the most popular entertainment destinations on the Web. Original, relatively low-cost programming like Married on MySpace that involves the community is a smart move, and something we’ll likely continue to see.



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was that really needed?

-facepalm- bitch is shameless fa sho.

"Fitting in an afternoon filming session, Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin caused quite a stir as they went shopping at the Kitson store on Robertson Blvd. in Beverly Hills on Wednesday (March 25).

Working on Kathy’s show “My Life On The D-List,” the hotel heiress and her never-shy comedian pal both sported teal and pink attire, with Miss Griffin deciding to show the cameras and Miss Hilton her matching teal panties, as well!"


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RIP Blender

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Alpha Media Group closed Blender magazine today, eliminating about 30 jobs and reducing its portfolio of titles to Maxim alone. The April issue of Blender out now will be its last.

The decision, delivered to Blender staff in a meeting this morning, came as part of broader changes that also included the departure of Alpha co-CEO Glenn Rosenbloom and the integration of editorial staff for Maxim and Maxim Digital.

The remaining CEO, Stephen Duggan, said in a company memo that the company was closing Blender with great sadness. "Since 2001, Blender has provided unmatched music coverage and entertainment news in its unique voice to a profoundly dedicated audience of music enthusiasts," Mr. Duggan wrote. "We are particularly grateful to the sales team and to the tremendously talented editorial staff for their hard work and commitment to Blender."

Joe Levy, who was editor in chief at Blender, was named editor in chief of the combined Maxim editorial operation. Jim Kaminsky, Maxim magazine's editor in chief, is leaving the company. Ben Madden continues as group publisher. Jay Woodruff, editor in chief of Maxim Digital, was named chief content officer at Maxim. After the changes, Alpha will continue to employ 134 staffers.

eta: Beyonce's sister mourns this tragic loss
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Grrl Bands: Where Are They Now?

Since the last post left out all of the women musicians that helped shape the early 90s grunge movement I figured I would give them their due.

Representative lyric: "I am .... doll parts"
Breakthrough-album cover art: A crowned beauty queen with her mascara running.
Most likely to: Get overshadowed by the drama of their singer/guitar player Courtney Love's personal life.
Where are they now? After achieving mainstream success with their 1994 album Live Through This, Hole were plagued with rumors and controversy. Allegations surfaced regarding Courtney Love's involvement in her husbands death (3 days prior to the release of LTT) and Kurt's involvement in the songwriting for the album (neither of which have ever been substantiated). The band followed up LTT with the 1998 Fleetwood Mac inspired album Celebrity Skin (with the assistance of Billy Corgon). After extensive touring the band called it quits in 2002 and Courtney Love released a solo album in 2004. Nowadays Courtney Love is more known for her often incoherent internet blogs, drug addled behavior and appearing like a bag lady in public. Eric Erlandson now resides in California and went on tour with the band White Flag. Melissa Auf Der Mar joined Smashing Pumpkins in 2000 and has since released a solo album. Samantha Maloney toured with Motley Crue and played on Love's solo album. Kristin Pfaff deid of a heroin overdose in 1994. Patty Schemel has played in many bands and briefly worked with Love again on her 2004 solo album. Courtney's second solo album, Nobodies Daughter, is said to be due this year.
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ETA: I don't know enough about certain bands to post where they are now, sorry BB's. fixed embedded videos.

Elizabeth and James' Olsen twins, Whitney Eve's Whitney Port design identical shorts

The Olsen twins' bubble shorts, left, look awfully similar to Whitney Port's pair, right.

Great minds think alike, eh, Olsen twins and Whitney Port?

The celebu-designers rolled out near-identical blue and purple silk print shorts for their Spring 2009 collections. Oopsie!

"The City" star Port's Whitney Eve line features a "vibrant abstract print" pleated-front pair crafted from 100 percent silk for $200.

But Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have one too! The twins' Elizabeth and James line boasts of "bubble shorts" with front pleats crafted from ... 100 percent silk. Asking price? $245.

Port suggests the shorts can "add a little flair to your spring daywear," while the Olsen twins recommend their pair as a "polished yet fashion-forward alternative to a skirt."

The only discernable difference? A tiny bow and $45.



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Statement From Ciroc Vodka…

[in regards to this post]
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Ciroc Vodka’s Statement response:

“CIROC Vodka has nothing whatsoever to do with this inappropriate and offensive casting call, which was done without the brand’s knowledge or consent. We are currently investigating how this occurred. CIROC Vodka has created a brand that defines sophisticated celebration for all consumers, and in no way condones this practice.”

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Did Flo Rida kill a rabbit?

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It involves a shocking allegation involving a popular hip hop artist who was in town for a CD signing.

Lexington Police are now searching for Flo Rida's tour bus in several states on allegations of animal cruelty.

It is after an incident that reportedly happened Wednesday afternoon on Nicholasville road at Jesselin Drive.

According to an Animal Control officer, a witness reportedly observed the tour bus stopping the location, where two men got out of the bus.

The witness told police men from the bus committed an act of cruelty to an animal.

Police have said the animal was a rabbit, and without being graphic, they say the witness reportedly saw the men kill it and then leave.

Immediately, Lexington Police, Kentucky State Police and Lexington Animal Control began investigating the incident.

Then police put out an attempt to locate for the tour bus, which we are told was heading to Columbus, Ohio. The animal control officer says at this point they just want to question the people on the bus.

It's still unclear, if Flo Rida himself, whose real name is Tramar Dillard had anything to do with this alleged incident. There's a video of the situation at the source)

MTV will actually air a music video, Will premiere new Green Day Video April 24

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The video for "Know Your Enemy," the first single from Green Day's hotly anticipated 21st Century Breakdown album, will premiere exclusively on more than 250 MTV on-air and online outlets worldwide on April 24.

The clip will premiere at 8 p.m. on MTV, MTV2, MTV Hits, VH1, The N, and MTV Networks' HD channel, Palladia — plus MTV and VH1's international channels — in addition to and All in all, "Enemy" will debut in 134 countries across Latin America, Europe and Asia.

Green Day will actually film the "Know Your Enemy," video this weekend in Los Angeles. Collaborative directorial team Motion Theory — who have worked with acts like Adele, Modest Mouse and Beck — are reported to be helming the clip.

On Wednesday, Green Day finally announced that Breakdown, the follow-up to their mega-selling 2004 album American Idiot, will be released on May 15. "Enemy" — a stop-start standout on Breakdown — is scheduled to hit digital retailers in April.

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Iggy Pop announces release date for 'jazz' album

Punk legend embraces French literature too

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Iggy Pop's new album is informed by jazz, French literature and canine life.

'Préliminaires' is released on May 18 and signals a radical departure for the punk Godfather, embracing jazz and blues influences.

Pop said: "At one point I just got sick of listening to idiot thugs with guitars banging out crappy music and I’ve started listening to a lot of New Orleans-era, Louis Armstrong, Jelly Roll Morton-type of jazz. And I’ve always loved quieter ballads as well."

The record was influenced by Pop's reading of 'The Possibility Of An Island' by French novelist Michel Houllebecq.

The singer explained: “(The book) is about death, sex, the end of the human race, and some other pretty funny stuff. I read the book with intense pleasure when it came out, and in my mind, I created music that would have been the music that I would hear in my soul when I read this book."

Tracks featured include a French-language cover of 'La Feuilles Mortes (Autumn Leaves)', 'How Insensitive' and 'King Of The Dogs', which takes The Stooges classic 'I Wanna Be Your Dog' to its natural conclusion, being about "how cool it is to be a dog, and how much it beats human life".

'Préliminaires' is French for ‘foreplay’.

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Tom Green is angry.

I'm sure everyone has heard about the comments made about the Canadian army on Red Eye on Fox News.

"Canadian comedic genius" Tom Green is very unhappy about it.
Probably NSFW (for language)


Tbh, it's kind of awkward to watch. But I have to say that I'm glad that a Canadian celebrity (especially one who works in the US so much and was just on the show a few weeks prior) would say something. It may be crude, but the comments they made on Red Eye were frustrating to listen to and sometimes when you're frustrated all you can say is "FUCK YOU!"

ETA: In case anyone hasn't seen it or heard about it, Tom's comments were in reference to this segment:

Malawi Officials: Madonna Files for Second Adoption

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Here's hoping the Malawi adoption process for single mothers runs a little more smoothly than it does for married superstars.

Clearly undeterred by her controversy-mired 2006 adoption of son David Banda with then-husband Guy Ritchie, officials have confirmed that Madonna is headed back to the African country to adopt a second child.

A Malawi welfare department representative says Madonna has already filed adoption papers in the country and that her adoption case could go before the courts as early as Monday.

Madonna's rep, Liz Rosenberg, had no comment on the reports, though the 50-year-old singer is due to arrive with David in Malawi within the next few days.

David's headline-grabbing birth father, Yohane Banda, also confirmed to the news agency that he was informed his son would be arriving shortly.

"Someone from Raising Malawi visited me last week and told me that my son may be visiting me sometime next week," he said. "I am delighted, I want to see my son."

As for Madonna, who already has three children, rumors have been swirling for some time that she was looking to adopt again, possibly a second daughter.

Earlier this month, the superstar spoke out to Malawi's local Nation newspaper and did nothing to stop the rumors.

"Many people—especially our Malawian friends—say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister," she was quoted as telling the paper. "It's something I have been considering, but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and government."

While she and Ritchie were granted custody of David back in 2006, his adoption was only just finalized last year.

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lol E! has this under "BREAKING NEWS" but nobody seems to really care this time around.

josh freese's new album

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So, I'm happy to report that my 2nd record (SINCE 1972) is finally about to come out. I've been waiting for this day for a while now. It's a great feeling to have stopped procrastinating, made the time to finish it, realized I was just going to put it out myself and (with the help of some great friends) got it done and now finally releasing it!

It's liberating and scary doing something like this on your own, especially when you're not sure how big your audience is and who is going to care. It's also liberating and scary realizing that possibly very few may care or buy the damn thing! I'm just relieved that I completed it, took the measures to get it out and now it can be available for anyone that may want to hear it. All I can hope for is someone to buy the $7 digital download or $15 CD/DVD and I make back some of the $$ I spent making it over the past few years.

I'm not expecting to sell any of those ridiculously priced packages but I sure did get a lot of good press and attention to the fact that I'm putting out a record because of it! Mission accomplished. We'll see what happens.

AND if someone does pay to take my station wagon or have me join their band or go to PF Changs with 'em...... we'll then, we'll do it! It's a prank that isn't a prank. Make sense? Like... it's for real but I'll be surprised if anyone buys any of the real expensive ones, ya know? I'll keep ya posted on which ones sell and you better believe that I'll film all that stuff and end up editing together something to release on the internet.

Any-hoo, to those who purchase a copy of SINCE 1972 "thank you and I hope you like it."

on the different priced packages
the $75,000 limited edition of 1 will get you:

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before you say, "Who?" Josh Freese has been in many bands, contributed to over 300 albums by a range of artists. He's currently a part of Devo, was an original member of A Perfect Circle, played with Nine Inch Nails for a few years, was in Guns 'N Roses, and played on a Courtney Love record but then had his name removed after realizing that he was a jerk and a phoney for taking the blood money.

Dan Seals, CMA Award Winner, Dies

March 26, 2009 — Dan Seals, who amassed 11 No. 1 country singles as a solo performer in 1980s and ‘90s, died Wednesday after a long bout with cancer, The Tennessean reported.

Dan’s easy-going nature was well represented in a smooth voice that fit some of the most infectious releases of his era. His recording of the nostalgic "Bop" won the Country Music Association’s Single of the Year award in 1986, the same year he and Marie Osmond claimed Vocal Duo of the Year for "Meet Me In Montana." Both songs were penned by singer-songwriter Paul Davis, who died last April.

Long before Jewel, Jessica Simpson and Darius Rucker attempted transitions from pop music to country, Dan had one of the most successful shifts ever into the genre. He had previously established himself as one-half of the pop duo England Dan & John Ford Coley, which earned a gold record with its first single, "I’d Really Love To See You Tonight," in 1976. The pair went on to cut such hits as "Sad To Belong," "Nights Are Forever" and the Todd Rundgren-penned "Love Is The Answer" before parting ways.

Dan released his first country single — "Everybody’s Dream Girl," written with BlackHawk founders Dave Robbins and Van Stephenson — in 1983. The following year, "God Must Be A Cowboy" led him to country’s Top 10 for the first time, and in 1985, "Meet Me In Montana" began a phenomenal run in which 11 of 12 consecutive releases hit the top of the Billboard chart. Those successes included uplifting hits such as "I Will Be There," "Love On Arrival" and the Sam Cooke-written "Good Times," as well as such emotional ballads as "Everything That Glitters (Is Not Gold)," "Addicted" and "You Still Move Me."

Dan was just one success story in a very musical family. Brother Jim Seals was a member of the pop duo Seals & Crofts, uncle Chuck Seals wrote the Ray Price standard "Crazy Arms," cousin Johnny Duncan had his own solo country hits in the ‘70s and cousin Troy Seals authored familiar songs by Willie Nelson, Randy Travis and Vince Gill. Nephew Brady Seals has been a member of both Little Texas and Hot Apple Pie.

Dan had an unusual distinction in 1990 as the music industry shifted from the LP to CDs: His Love On Arrival was the first Capitol Records country album not released on vinyl.,3034,GAC_26063_5941656_,00.html
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Oh Jimmy...I was rooting for you!

So the other day Jimmy Fallon made a joke about a "new report" saying that the Franz Kafka International Airport being rated one of the worst. (The joke that they were number two, and the number one was the Hudson River.)

Well it turns out that the "new report" Jimmy was talking about was from the crack news team at The Onion. Here is the clip:

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

For Jimmy's version, go here:
If you can stand sitting through a 30 second dumb ad, and waiting for it to load, the joke is at around 2:10
So basically Jimmy Fallon made a joke based on a joke news site.

Oh, and the airport doesn't even exist. So...there ya go.

See, Jimmy, ya gotta check your sources, we do!

My source:

Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson to Reunite

Mark + Amy

The super-producer agrees to lend his magic touch to Winehouse's troubled new album.

When there's something strange, in the studio… who you gonna call? Mark Ronson! When there's something reggae, and it don't sound good…Who you gonna call? Mark Ronson!

Amy Winehouse is reportedly using her "phone a friend" lifeline for her forthcoming album, following reports that her early efforts have been panned by executives at her label Island Records.

Rumor is that Island was less than impressed with Winehouse's recent turn-to-the-reggae, and as a result the songstress is going back to basics.

Ronson, of course, played a major role in the success of Winehouse's breakthrough album Back to Black -- the one that Duran Duran's Nick Rhodes recently called a "masterpiece."

But it's not all golden memories for Winehouse and Ronson: The last time the pair were slated to work together they ended up missing the opportunity to record the James Bond theme for Quantum of Solace due to Winehouse's "personal problems."

"Mark does not have fond memories of collaborating with Amy last year. He said he wouldn't work with her again until she had her drug problems under control," a source told UK tabloid The Sun, referring to Bond-gate.

But apparently Ronson believes Winehouse has made great strides on her road back to wellness. "Mark's now happy to give Amy the help she requires," the source added. "They gelled while recording Back To Black and he's hopeful some of that magic could return."

Ah yes, that old Black magic.


Spike Jonze discusses upcoming projects

Spike Jonze has nearly completed Where the Wild Things Are, the epic children's-book adaptation he directed from a script co-written with Dave Eggers, but after coping with studio clashes, reshoots and rewrites, and special effects "unlike anything I've dealt with before," he's feeling bummed about one thing in particular: "I've been working on the same movie for four years and basically haven't been paid anyway," he said at MoMA last night, following the premiere of Patrick Daughters and Marcel Dzama's new music video for Department of Eagles. "When you break down how much you're making [over that time] ... Yeah, it's kind of crazy."

But Jonze is relieved to be putting the finishing touches on the film, which is due in October. And he's excited about another labor of love: a documentary about Wild Things creator Maurice Sendak, which he hopes to finish in time for the release of the main event. "He's awesome and amazing," said Jonze of the 80-year-old writer, who wrote the book when he was living in a basement apartment on West 9th Street, and who now lives in Connecticut. "But yeah, this year I should probably get back to work on other stuff, and start making money again," the filmmaker said with a shrug. "I haven't made money in a long time."

Maybe more music videos — like the "short film" he just made with Kanye — would be in order? "No way, I don't think so. There are no budgets at all. We support ourselves with commercials. That's how I make money." Our all-time favorite was that Gap ad in which customers rip a store to shreds. Well, "It's a good thing to get paid to destroy a Gap."


the thing with Kanye is apparently the video for See You In My Nightmares
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American Idol Group Numbers lip-synched

LOS ANGELES — Watch closely, America. Your Idols may be lip-synching.

A spokesman for the producers of “American Idol” said as much on Wednesday, after assertions by a former “American Idol” contestant that the weekly group numbers, which are performed near the beginning of each week’s results show, appear to be using recorded vocals this year.

That contestant, Justin Guarini — who finished second to Kelly Clarkson in the first season of “American Idol” and is now a co-host of “Idol Wrap” on the TV Guide Network — created an uproar when he said last week on that program that the performers appeared to be lip-synching.

“Every single year we can’t stand the group performances,” Mr. Guarini said. “I know they can’t stand it either. And I think what makes them even worse now is that they’re lip-synched. They’re really prerecorded now.”



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 for once i agree with Justin Guarini

nathaniel doesn't approve of this bullshit.

michael Sarver will go home tonight but i really wish Megan would go home already. oh and Joss Stone will sing with Smokey tonight. oh why Smokey why?
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Laguna Beach Babe Caught Up in Cocaine Bust


This was not just another day at the Beach.

Alex Murrel, who rose to fame as a castmember on MTV's Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, had her rented house in the O.C. visited by police last week, who busted her Peruvian boyfriend for felony possession of cocaine with intent to sell.

According to Sgt. Jason Kravetz of the Laguna Beach Police Department, officers raided Murrel's residence at the request of Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The agency believed her beau, Renzo Gamboa, was in the U.S. illegally. A search of the home turned up a stash of coke, at which point Gamboa copped to being the owner.

Murrel, 22, was questioned as a witness but is not expected to face charges.

"The immigration people came down and asked us for assistance. They found him at the girlfriend's house and we assisted them, but we had a new charge to add on because of the cocaine in the house which was his," Kravetz tells E! News.

"We arrested him and booked him on felony charge of possession for sales."

Gamboa was transported to county lockup and placed on an immigration hold. So it doesn't look like he'll be getting out anytime soon.

Murrel was the lead on the second season of Laguna Beach. She is currently trying to kickstart a music career.

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Happy Birthday Riff Raff :D

Yes happy birthday to Crystal Maze presenter Richard O’Brien* (remember him?), who celebrated his 66th birthday with a fancy dress outing to swanky celebrity hangout Groucho club in Soho last night. Let’s see, blonde dishevelled hair, cigarette hanging out of mouth, nipple exposed – we’re guessing he went dressed as Kate Moss then?


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*And creator and star of The Rocky Horror Show, born and bred New Zealander and evil pap guy from Spice World haha! Happy Birthday Mr. O'Brien :3

But I thought you liked them? They liked you?
RIFF RAFF: THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! They never liked me!

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Slender Anna Friel dons tiny hotpants as she embarks on family work-out

Now here's a work-out with a difference. British actress Anna Friel wears a tiny pair of hotpants as she and her family enjoy a spot of exercise.

The bizarre scene was captured in Hollywood near to the home the Pushing Daisies star shares with her actor boyfriend, David Thewlis, and their daughter, Gracie.

Wearing an equally tight-fitting black vest top and black trainers, the 32-year-old and Thewlis, 46, took it in turns to push the buggy transporting their little girl.

Perhaps Friel is attempting to retain her trim figure for the forthcoming release of Land of the Lost, due for release in June.

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Chad Gilbert Hits Out At Critics

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guitarist Chad Gilbert has hit out at his critics who have judged him during the past year as he divorced Eisley vocalist Sherri DuPree and begun a new relationship with Paramore frontwoman Hayley Williams. He recently spoke with Rock Sound about falling in and out of love in the public eye and had this to say on the matter:

''At the end of the day actions speak louder than words,'' Gilbert told us recently. ''A lot of people made judgments about my divorce but let's look at it right now. I'm not saying this out of spite but my ex is engaged and gets married in a few weeks so how am I, if you really want to think about it, such a horrible guy if the person I was with a year ago is engaged and getting married. That should be proof enough that what you read is not always what is true.''

He also told Rock Sound that he has no wishes to make details of his new romance with Williams public:

''A lot of relationships put themselves out in the public, we don't do that and we don't really talk about it unless asked. Hayley is my best friend and that is pretty much it. The whole transition to dating Hayley has been super annoying as no one knows the real story on what went down and maybe one day I will write it all down and send it to you guys so you can print it.''

So, how long do you think they're going to last?


Rihncess' tattoo artist tells Life & Style about her gun tattoo

New York City tattoo artist BangBang, who tattooed Rihanna, tells Life & Style Rihanna loved the idea of getting a gun tattoo when they looked at sketches.

"She loves the gun tattoo. She got the tattoo last Thursday, March 19," BangBang tells Life & Style.

"She flew me out to LA for the day because she was getting a tattoo for one of her friends as a birthday gift. She'd been toying with the idea for a while to get another tattoo. I've done other tattoos for her; I added stars to the ones she already had.

"So when I was done with her friend, we talked about what she wanted to get. She was doing research on what would look good, and I drew up a couple of things on the back of her arm, but they weren't the perfect one.

"I'm a big advocate of guns. So I said, 'How about a gun?' I printed out a picture of a gun that I thought would look good, and she loved it. We were thinking of putting it on her finger next to her wrist, or on her shoulders. She loved that, but it took away from her face, and you know, she's a CoverGirl, so we couldn't do that!

"So we put it under her ribs and she loved it. It took about 15 minutes. She didn't complain while I did the tattoo.

"We also talked about her getting a skull and crossbones, but she didn't love it."

Asked why he thinks RiRi got the gun tattoo, given the assault charges against her boyfriend, Chris Brown, BangBang said, "If I had to say why she got it, it's because she kicks ass and everybody supports her! She can do whatever she wants. She's one of the nicest and sweetest people I know. She has a lot of really good friends supporting her.

"We didn't talk about why she specifically got it. She's a rock. She's just thinking about having a great time now."

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You are NOT the father

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A boy who believed he'd impregnated his girlfriend at the age of 12 has been proven not to be a father by a DNA test.

Alfie Patten, now 13, took the test after six other teenagers came forward to claim they had also slept with Chantelle Steadman, the 15-year-old who gave birth to baby Maisie Roxanne last month.

The Daily Mirror reports the test has proven the infant is not Alfie's — a finding that is likely to leave the boy devastated.

"I didn’t know about DNA tests before but mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you're the dad," he was quoted as saying before undergoing the test.

"So if I have it, they can all shut up."

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Nicole Kidman Joins Woody Allen Film

Nicole Kidman has been confirmed to join Woody Allen’s next film, according to Variety.

The cast already includes: Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto, Anthony Hopkins, Naomi Watts, Antonio Banderas and Josh Brolin.

The film is currently untitled and will be produced by Letty Aronson, Steve Tenenbaum and Jaume Roures.

Woody’s next film, Whatever Works, is backed by Sony Pictures Classics and will be released in theaters on June 19.


There's not even a plot outline or title of the movie yet but I'm excited because of the cast :D

Jenny Lewis Announces U.S. Tour, Documentary

Honey-voiced songstress Jenny Lewis has announced a spring/summer U.S. tour that will take her from Coachella to Bonnaroo and beyond. She's in Australia through early April, then hits the road hard through July, ending with a show in Salt Lake City that also features Bon Iver.

Lewis is supporting her second solo album, Acid Tongue, which came out last year. The creation of the album has been captured on film in a documentary titled Welcome to Van Nuys, which will be released soon.

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Padma makes out with a hamburger, Hosea to go on tour

How on earth did the Top Chef host end up hawkin' burgers?

Padma Lakshmi's love affair with Carl's Jr.'s Western Bacon Cheeseburger began when they helped transform her from a teenage vegetarian into an unapologetic meat eater.

"The sublimely pleasurable taste of bacon...was further enhanced by its mingling with the barbeque sauce, greedily licked off as it dripped down my teenage fingers," Padma wrote in her 2007 cookbook, Tangy, Tart, Hot and Sweet, about devouring her first burgers in Los Angeles, where she spent part of her childhood.

A Lafayette-based company that makes pestos, spreads, dips and tapenades has entered into a partnership with “Top Chef” Hosea Rosenberg, of Boulder, on a new product line, a recipe booklet and marketing efforts.

Tellory Inc., which produces the Ciolo and Piccolo brands, said Rosenberg also will make public appearances to demonstrate uses for Ciolo products at Whole Foods and for Piccolo at food stores throughout Colorado, New Jersey, New Mexico and New York City. (Note: Poor New Hampshire)

Financial terms of the partnership were not disclosed.

Rosenberg, the executive chef of Jax Fish House, was selected as the winner of Bravo’s chef competition show, “Top Chef,” earlier this year.

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90210 star Jessica Lowndes leaves Bardot nightclub arm-in-arm with actor Aaron Paul on Thursday night in Los Angeles. Aaron, 29, and Jessica, 20, seem to be official as they seemed happy to be photographed together and willingly posed for photos.

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Cute. For those who don't know who he is...he played Scott on Big Love and is on the show Breaking Bad. He was also recently seen in Last House on the Left.

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Gwyneth continues to make you ANGRY.

Gwyneth Paltrow to design her own collection for autumn/winter 09.

Gwyneth Paltrow has collaborated on the designs for a capsule collection - ZOEtee's Loves Gwyneth - with the French label ZOEtee's, famous for super-soft jerseywear and versatile separates.

Made up of jersey basics as well as some glam, 1970s inspired looks and pieces influenced by masculine tailoring, the collection will be unveiled to the fashion press next week in London.

With Gwyneth's fashion credentials we're expecting a luxe, sophisticated yet very wearable collection of instant hits. We're hoping she might have even asked her pal Stella McCartney for a few design tips.

The line is still very much still under wraps, but we can tell you that the proceeds from every piece sold will be donated to a charity close to Gwyneth's heart - London's Kids Company.

Fashion with a conscience - just what we would expect from Gwyneth.


Haters please step to the left.

Spears' Crew Members Arrested in Pittsburgh

Spears' Crew Members Arrested On South Side

Police say two men, working for the Britney Spears concert tour, have posted bond after being arrested on Pittsburgh's South Side for a fight that involved police officers.

According to police, 34-year-old Rockey Dickey, Jr., and 23-year-old Alex Montes, both of California, were arrested just before 1 a.m. today on the South Side.

Police say both men are roadies working for the Britney Spears concert tour, which is in town for a show on Friday, March 27th at Mellon Arena.

Authorities report that officers on patrol on Carson Street spotted two men involved in a fight, but when they tried to break it up, one of the men, identified as Dickey, reportedly tried to hit an officer.

That's when police say Montes assaulted another one of the officers.

Police say a Taser was used to subdue Dickey, while Montes was tracked down and arrested at the intersection of 17th Street and Wright's Way after leaving the initial scene of the fight.

Dickey was taken to Southside Hospital to be checked out and both were taken to Allegheny County Jail.

In addition to aggravated assault, both Dickey and Montes are being charged with disorderly conduct, simple assault and public drunkenness.

Officials say the officers were not injured during the incident and the victim in the fight was taken to a local hospital for treatment.

Police say both posted their bond at 11 a.m. Both men could face additional charges.


Gag me ...The Bachelor’s Jason Visits Molly in Her Hometown

It’s been nearly a month since The Bachelor’s Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney inspired shock and outrage by rekindling their romance on national TV — at the expense of Jason’s jilted fiancée Melissa Rycroft.

So how is the couple doing now? “Molly and I are happy,” Jason tells PEOPLE.

In fact, the couple spent a few days in the past month getting to know each other off-camera. In one of the few chances they’ve had to see each other since this new post-Bachelor phase of their courtship began, Jason flew to visit Molly at her home near Milwaukee. Together they’ve been busy meeting her friends for drinks (“They all gave him the stamp of approval!” says Molly), taking romantic strolls along Lake Michigan, and “grilling out.”

“I’ve learned new terminology,” Jason says, laughing at the Midwestern word for barbecuing. “It’s normal, right, to say ‘grilling out’?” Molly insists with a laugh as the two snuggle up on a sofa in Molly’s living room.

Molly has been cooking for Jason, who loves her signature recipe for Cheesy Chicken. And Jason has been trying to tempt Molly, the meat-and-potatoes all-American girl, to try new foods at restaurants. “She really has a hard time trying new things,” he says. Then again, he has a hard time keeping to a schedule, which is something Molly is great at. So the relationship is working. “We pull each other in the right direction,” Jason says.

The biggest challenge so far is the distance between them: Molly hasn’t had a chance to fly to Seattle yet — she used most of her vacation days around the time of The Bachelor finale — which also means she hasn’t spent any more time with Jason’s 4-year-old son, Ty. “I’m headed out to Seattle in a couple of weeks,” she tells PEOPLE. “I’m excited to just spend some time with Ty outside of the cameras and production.”


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1. Oh, my, pregnant again already? Already? The first one was a mistake, albeit a happy one, but we’re wondering if tongues will start wagging about whether this one was planned or not. We’re hearing a ton of gossip about her and the baby daddy fighting till the wee hours of the night. All the hot make up sex in the world can’t keep a couple together forever. It’s not Xtina. She’s got more sense. BuzzFoto

2. Which mouthy actor had a waitress dump a scalding cup of coffee in his lap - right after hesmacked her bottom? NYDN

3. Which celeb caused £2,000 damage at a luxury hotel when he told pals to throw flowers at him during karaoke? They flung cigs, booze and a jug instead. 3am

4. This A list rap star who goes by one name has a photography collection of which he is very proud. What are they? He enjoys going to playgrounds and taking photos of the children playing there. He has thousands of photos he has accumulated from all over the world. He doesn’t try and hide the collection from his friends, although all of them find his hobby and his enthusiasm for it very disturbing. Not Kanye. CDAN

5. Which tabloid-favorite actress is purposefully packing on the pudge so she can launch her own weight loss line? She’s hoping to lose the first 20 pounds quickly, and cash in by following the “miracle” in a series of infomercials. BlindGossip

6. Which young TV starlet has a stage mother destined to become the next Dina Lohan? At a stylist’s fitting for the actress her mom, who is proud of being the same size as her famous daughter, insisted on also trying on every outfit and admiring herself in the mirror.StyleList

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Get your ONTD signs ready

Kate Gosselin is doing some book signings!
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* 4/14/09 1:00 PM at Barnes & Noble – Americana Way. Glendale, CA.
* 4/16/09 7:00 PM at Borders Books – North Blackstone Avenue. Fresno, CA.
* 4/17/09 7:00 PM at Borders Books – Crescent Drive. Pleasant Hill, CA.
* 4/28/09 7:00 PM at Borders Books – Jefferson Avenue. Newport News, VA.
* 5/4/09 7:30 PM at Barnes & Noble – Route 3 East. Clifton, NJ.
* 5/5/09 12:30 PM at Barnes & Noble – Warren Street. New York, NY.

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My Little Pony gets a Hollywood makeover

The much-loved children's toy, My Little Pony, has undergone an extraordinary transformation. The new collection sees the ponies mimic a variety of characters from cult films like Batman and Alien.

The creator Mari Kasurinen, who admits she preferred Star Wars dolls to My Little Pony as a child, has been inundated with orders for the quirky toys, which are on sale for a whopping £330 each

My Little Pony Slave Princess Leia

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Metallica Pound SXSW With 90-Minute Greatest-Hits Set at “Surprise” Show

“Surprise, surprise — you’re all surprised, right?” singer-guitarist James Hetfield cracked in his sea-captain’s growl, leering at the heaving crowd two songs into Metallica’s poorly kept-secret SXSW show, March 20th at Stubb’s. “Thank you for letting us come to your party.” Then his voice changed. “We are an unsigned band from Norway,” he said in a terrible Scandanavian accent and Andy Kaufman-like chirp. “Maybe we get signed.” Any unsigned Norwegian band that could write and play anything as smart and brutal as Metallica’s next song, “Harvester of Sorrow,” would have been signed before it left the building.

So you ask: Why Metallica at SXSW? The answer: Why the hell not?

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Who's going to buy the game? It's a fucking shame my PS2 is close to failing.

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Robert Pattinson readies fans for "Twilight" sequel

By Alex Dobuzinskis

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - For "Twilight" movie fans who are anxiously awaiting the sequel but haven't read the second book in the vampire series, "New Moon," the film's star Robert Pattinson offers this advice -- be ready for something different and perhaps a little strange.

Pattinson became an overnight sensation playing a lovestruck vampire in the smash hit that sucked $373.4 million from global box offices, and he is in Vancouver, Canada, this week starting production on the film version of "New Moon."

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he will be at the nickelodeon awards on saturday and i´m looking fucking foward to it, i hope they splash that green shit they have every year all over him just so he can look even more misareble, cause srsly,misery suits him well, the lastest GQ proves my point

Britney Spears to Perform With Michael Jackson?

Britney Spears is reportedly in talks to join Michael Jackson onstage in London.

The Thriller singer is due to play 50 gigs at the British capital's O2 Arena later this year and throughout 2010.

And he is said to be keen to have the Toxic hitmaker join him on stage during some of the shows.

A source tells The London Paper, "Michael knows that stretching out all those shows and keeping it fresh is going to be hard, and one way to do this is to collaborate with some other big stars that he admires.

"The idea would be for them to do five dates each with him. As well as Britney and Justin, he's in talks with producer Timbaland about doing some of the dates too."

Meanwhile, recent reports have claimed that Jackson, 50, has requested that he arrive for each of his dates at The O2 Arena by boat, rather than car or helicopter.


TI and Lil Wayne's baby mommas spotted filming a reality show

Tiny & Antonia Carter's Baby Mama Reality Show A Go?


@ T.I. & Tiny's kids' birthday party last weekend


Well it looks like the baby mama of all reality shows is really set to become a reality. YBF snitches saw Antonia Carter and Tameka "Tiny" Cottle out to dinner a few nights ago in Atlanta. And they had a few friends and loads of camera crew around them. Said snitch overheard the table of ladies laughing and talking about what else…money and men. Tiny was interviewed a while back and talked a bit about possibly filming a reality show about her and her friends being "young hot moms" while T.I. is away in the clinker. And it looks like she's making it happen.

Tiny's claim to fame is being a member of former girl group Xscape and having kids with her fiance T.I. Antonia "Toya" Carter's claim to fame is a short lived marriage to Lil Wayne and being the mother of his oldest child Reginae. I have no clue what the actual premise of this show will be other than watching and listening baby mamas/girlfriends of rappers talk about their rappers and all their "riches". I have a feeling that's enough for many people to tune in to see. Smdh…

Ryan Gosling doesn't do SXSW, does green

Ryan Gosling modeled yet another piece from his cut-out neck t-shirt collection stopping by a falafel place in LA yesterday. Gosling didn't end up bringing his band Dead Man's Bones to SXSW in Austin after all, which probably left a few disappointed fans of both his music and dreaminess. Judging from his all green ensemble the week after St. Patrick's Day, maybe hot Ryan is on his own calendar anyway.


This man could wear a garbage bag and still look good.
Truly Outrageous

Holly Madison examined for "excruciating" pain from injury

The Dancing With the Stars injury bug has bit another victim — this time Holly Madison.

A rep for the Girls Next Door star tells PEOPLE that Madison was taken to the doctor Thursday after a pain in her side became excruciating, preventing her from rehearsing.

“She hurt herself last week when she was rehearsing the Samba,” Steve Flynn, Madison’s rep, says. “(Thursday) she was practicing the tango and the pain was so bad that it made it basically impossible for her to move.”

ABC camera crews were with Madison at the doctor’s visit.

It’s too early to tell whether the injury will prevent her from participating in the show, Flynn said.

“She was in a lot of pain last week,” the rep says. “But you know, Holly’s a gamer. She wants to do this so bad and she wants to do well. She really didn’t tell a lot of people how badly she was injured because she doesn’t want to give herself any excuses.”

Madison, who actually replaced Jewel when the singer got injured, told PEOPLE last weekend at Prive Las Vegas that she was using “positive thinking” to stay injury-free.

“I’m getting bruised up,” she said. “I’m thinking really positive. Physically it’s the most difficult thing I’ve done.” - Mark Gray

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Tracey Beaker is a pop star!

Dani Harmer, the star of Tracey Beaker, is set to release her debut single "Free" soon (25th May). It's the theme tune to her new BBC sitcom Dani's House. The music video is below:

Reportedly she signed a £3 million record deal with Universal Music/Decca Records. The contract is the highest ever for a British TV actress turned singer.

Source: YouTube


Only a crackhead would sneak into a bitch's car thinking they'll never get caught. But if you are a crackhead and you can't fight the urge to do that, then you might as well sneak into Kate Moss' car, because you know that bitch has mountains of the fairy powder all over the place.

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Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie Top the Sex Pass List

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie Top the Sex Pass List

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might have come up short on Oscar night but they scored big on a list about - well - scoring. In a new poll by leading online dating websites, and, singles weighed in on which celebrities they would like to sleep with that gets a free pass from their significant other. And, while many couples hypothetically discuss what if scenarios regarding one night of passion with their celebrity of choice, we wondered the following: Which celebrity would most people want to sleep with that would get the green light from their loved one?

"This poll is the complete opposite of an indecent proposal. In fact, most men and women wouldn't just grant their significant others permission to go for it with their celebrity of choice - they'd brag about it all over town," said Shira Zwebner, Relationship Advisor for, and "Johnny Depp's appeal is more than just physical attraction, he is the complete package, and women envision that one night of passion with this Pirate will leave them more than just sexually satisfied. Angelina Jolie, meanwhile, tops this list because both men and women worldwide have crushes on her and - if she ever invited someone other than Brad Pitt into her bed - not even the most committed couple would walk away from that opportunity."

In a new survey of thousands of online daters nationwide, we asked: The sex pass list is a list of celebrities your loved one gives you the green light to sleep with, even though you're in a committed relationship. Who is tops on your sex pass list?

    Following are the complete results:


    Angelina Jolie              25.9%
    Jennifer Aniston            24.1%
    Halle Berry                 23.8%
    Penelope Cruz               22.4%
    Eva Mendes                  20.7%
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    Johnny Depp                 32.2%
    George Clooney              29.0%
    Will Smith                  28.4%
    Brad Pitt                   25.8%
    Matthew McConaughey         25.8%
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I was surprised when I went back and checked and saw it handn't been posted yet
A.F.I. : Crash Love Baby!

Aishwarya Rai Is A Barbie Girl

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Aishwarya Rai Bachchan’s beauty is indefinable. She is ruling millions of hearts with her serene beauty and giving prefect recognition of her beauty and glamour will be the new Barbie doll which is said to be inspired by the Bollywood actress and former Miss World, Aishwarya.

Mattel Toys India are in talk with Ash and if everything goes fine then days are not far when we will have Ash in our hand in the form of Barbie doll. In the west, Barbie dolls are generally inspired by the famous celebrities. As the hot favorite doll of children is going to celebrate its 50th birthday in India, designers, photographers, models, image consultants are busy with the grand event which will take place around this year.

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Steve-O: Getting Extreme With The Woz

From Steve-O's blog:

Hello Everyone,

After seeing the way George W. Bush landed flat on his face while trying to ride one of these "Segway" contraptions, I must admit I have been terrified of them. They say the way to overcome fear is to face it and, fortunately, my good friend, Steve Wozniak,afforded me that opportunity tonight. We went out for dinner together and, afterwards, the Woz insisted that I learn how to ride the device that maimed the former President of the USA. The Woz has given me nothing but great advice since we met, so I willingly became his student. He taught me everything I needed to know for our journey to the nearest Apple Store, where we posed for photos. I think I can safely speak for my fellow Steve, by saying that we are both deeply touched and honored by the votes from all of you that have kept us alive in this dancing competition- despite the fact that the judges have deemed us to be the two worst dancers to have entered it. Thank you all, so very much.

I love you all,


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NDN Y So Srs?

Info for Akshay Kumar's New Film "8 X 10 Tasveer"

8 X 10 Tasveer

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8 X 10 Tasveer is a Bollywood thriller film starring Akshay Kumar and Ayesha Takia in the lead roles. It is directed by Nagesh Kukunoor, and produced by Percept Picture Company. The film features Sharmila Tagore, Javed Jaffrey, Anant Mahadevan, Girish Karnad, Benjamin Gilani, Rushad Rana, Andrea Tully, and Pia Shah in supporting roles.

8x10 Tasveer is a story of Jai, a young man in his 30's, who, has a supernatural gift (he can go inside the 8X10 Photograph and enter in the past). His father, Jatin, though, feels very strongly that his son is wasting his life away.

Jatin is killed in a boating accident under mysterious circumstances and Jai feels wretched about losing his father. He stumbles upon the last photograph taken of the entire group of friends and family on the boat, minutes before the accident.

Consumed with grief and curiosity, he starts to investigate by undertaking the dangerous experience. He eventually unravels the mystery and in a nail biting finish comes up with a startling answer.

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Hilary Duff: Horse Face

The Artist Formerly Known As Santogold To Hit The Road This Spring

Santigold has announced details of a North American tour, kicking off May 21 in San Francisco, CA.

The singer formerly known as Santogold will head into the studio directly after the tour to record her second album.

The upcoming tour will see Santi performing with a full band and dancers for the first time in North America.

Trouble Andrew, who collaborated with Santigold on the track ‘I’m A Lady’, will support her on the outing, as will singer/MC Amanda Blank.

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Natasha Lyonne begins newest film.


San Francisco, CA, Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Production has kicked into high-horror gear as Joshua Grannell is shooting his first feature film ALL ABOUT EVIL in March. Grannell has written the EVIL script and is directing the dark comedy, set in San Francisco.

ALL ABOUT EVIL centers around a mousy librarian, who has inherited her father's beloved but failing old movie house. In order to save the family business she discovers her inner serial killer -- and a legion of rabid gore fans -- when she starts turning out a series of grisly shorts. What her fans don't realize yet is that the murders in the movies are all too real.

Also on board for ALL ABOUT EVIL are producer Darren Stein (writer / director of JAWBREAKER), director of photography Tom Richmond (PALINDROMES, NICK AND NORAH’S INFINITE PLAYLIST, CHOPPING MALL, HOUSE OF 1,000 CORPSES), and costume designer Frank Helmer (BUT I’M A CHEERLEADER, DEBS, EPIC MOVIE). On the San Francisco front are producers Brian Benson (FULL GROWN MEN, HAIKU TUNNEL), and Debbie Brubaker (LA MISSION, DARWIN AWARDS, DOPAMINE).


Natasha has a bunch of new films under her belt since her near death experience a few years ago. View titles here.

Rachel Maddow calls Jimmy Fallon a Nannerpuss.

Hobbyist mixologist (and MSNBC darling) Rachel Maddow appeared on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" Tuesday night and demonstrated how to shake up a Bijou cocktail.

"I'm like a mean dork about [drinking]," Maddow said, explaining that while she does not cook she has a full bookshelf of books about 19th century cocktails.

Maddow also scoffed when Fallon claimed to like a nice Bud Light Lime — "No you don't!" she said — and told him that he could "drink a more manly drink" than his go-to Gin & Tonic.

Source, plz.

Both of these people are starting to grow on me! What's your favorite alcoholic drink, ontd?