"If you don’t live in England, you’ve probably never heard of Coleen. She’s engaged to soccer star Wayne Rooney. Yes I said it, soccer. I refuse to call it football. And you know what else, it’s a damn ‘trunk’ not a ‘boot’ and elevators are called ‘elevators’ not ‘lifts’. And don’t even get me started on your so-called soccer riots. I’ve seen more cracked skulls at an AYSO game. Don’t laugh Denmark. Tomorrow’s your turn."
a few more pics at the source