wtf? "Ohmahgawd, like it so sucks being famous. All these losers hang all over us famous people. Anyone wanna go to Saks and steal some shit?"
POLICE in London reportedly arrested singer George Michael at the weekend after he was found slumped at the wheel of a car.The 42-year-old singer was held by police on suspicion of drug possession, Britain's Press Association said.
He has been bailed and must return to a police station next month.
PA said police had found Michael in his car, at Hyde Park Corner, on Saturday after being alerted by a member of the public.
The paperwork was filled out under his real name: Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou.
A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "We were called by a member of the public to a man seen slumped over the steering wheel of a car on the street close to Hyde Park Corner".
"An ambulance attended, but the man was not suffering from any injuries so was not conveyed to hospital.
"Police attended and spoke to the man, aged 42. A search of the man revealed what was believed to be controlled substances.
"He was arrested on suspicion of possession of controlled substances of category C and on suspicion of being unfit to drive.
"Following an examination by the duty doctor in the custody suite he was de-arrested for the driving offence.
"He has been released on bail to return to a central London police station on a date in late March pending analysis of the substances recovered."
In 1998, Michael was arrested for lewd conduct in a public toilet in Los Angeles, which sparked days of frenzied speculation about his sexuality. Michael revealed as a result that he was gay.
Michael has been a chart-topper since the 1980s, when he shot to fame as the leading half of pop duo Wham!, whose hits include Freedom and I'm Your Man.
His subsequent solo career has been a massive success, with his first album Faith selling 10 million copies.
I feel like this is just one big episode of Punk'd! But there were rumors a few weeks ago that Parasite Hilton was in the running to play Mother Theresa in a biopic by Indian director T. Rajeevnath and she has now won the role.
He said: "The preliminary script has been readied. And the proceeds of the film would go to the Missionaries of Charity. By June this year, the groundwork for the film would be complete and I propose to begin shooting in West Bengal and several foreign countries in early 2007."
Parasite said: "It's such an honour. I'm so excited. I really want to learn more about this amazing woman, so that's what I'm doing in a few months."
Is this a comedy? Honestly, what is going on in the world? You'd think it was bad when people had a problem with Vadge playing Evita, I can only imagine the kind of shit Parasite would receive. Bitch is gonna get shot!
All I got to say is LOL