February 26th, 2006

asking Jesus
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Soccer star DAVID BECKHAM is desperately battling old age - despite only being 30 years old.
The sports hunk claims he lacks the stamina he once had, and he also admits his physique is starting to sag.

He says, "I find it harder to get out of bed in the morning. It could be because I'm getting older, or it could be because I've got three sons.
"For a woman, I think 30 is one of the best ages - for a man, they say it's all downhill from there.
"You start putting on weight and getting lumps and bumps in places you didn't have them when you were 20." 


Oscar nominee JOAQUIN PHOENIX is in talks to star in WITHOUT REMORSE, the latest TOM CLANCY book to be made into a film.
The WALK THE LINE star will play JOHN CLARK, a former Navy Seal and Vietnam veteran who returns to Vietnam to rescue American soldiers who were presumed to be killed in action, but are actually prisoners of war.
The character has also featured in other Clancy films, CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER and THE SUM OF ALL FEARS and was played by WILLEM DAFOE (corr) and LIEV SCHREIBER (corr), respectively.
Author Tom Clancy had previously stated that he favoured actor TOM SELLECK for the lead role, but admits the former MAGNUM PI star might be a little old to play the part now and favours Phoenix.

Paramount Pictures is looking to develop a series of films based on Clark's character, according to film website moviehole.net. 

source: contactmusic

my only post this weekend cause Im going to Rio for Carnaval, yall XD . Im gonna hit the Copacabana beach -92° degrees btw- (I just thought I should say that to everyone enjoying cold days in Europe and North america, hehe). Bye ONTD, I will try to  take pix of wacko Naomi Campbell and Beyonce.
 Muchos besos  =*

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Americans to soon be sick of Alex Turner

I don't know why this surprises me so much, but Arctic Monkeys are going to be performing on SNL on March 11, right before their ("sold out"!!!) US tour, which starts on March 13 in San Francisco.

US tour dates:
Mon 13 San Francisco, Great American Music Hall
Wed 15 Los Angeles, Henry Fonda Theatre
Sat 18 Chicago, Metro
Mon 20 Toronto, Air Canada Centre / With Oasis
Tue 21 Toronto, Phoenix Concert Theatre
Wed 22 Montreal, Spectrum De Montreal
Thu 23 Boston, Paradise Rock Club
Sat 25 New York, Webster Hall
Sun 26 Philadelphia, Starlight
Mon 27 Washinton D.C., 9:30 Club
Wed 29 Seattle, Crocodile Cafe

I guess this means that people will stop asking 'Who?' when they're mentioned on ONTD. ;__;
Sucky is Mahn

As (Oscar) host, it's often hit-or-miss. Can Jon Stewart kill the crowd or will he be the quail?

HAD the Academy Awards people asked, Jon Stewart would have told them how many films he's seen this year in a theater: "One," says the host of this year's Oscars broadcast.

That would be "The 40 Year-Old Virgin," written by and starring Steve Carell, a veteran faux newsman from Stewart's own faux news show, "The Daily Show."

"Tremendous film," declares Stewart. "The acting. The cinematography," and how it failed to garner major category nominations from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences — well, he'll take that up with them when he gets out there.

Stewart has only the lamest excuses for having gone to the movies once in the last year — something about having to put on that TV show almost every night while having one little kid at home and another on the way, now just arrived, in fact, the whole Trying to Be a Good Daddy defense.

Stewart's own film career ("I like to think of it as an oeuvre," he says) runs the gamut from "Big Daddy" to "Death to Smoochy." Like one longtime host of the Oscars, Bob Hope — the first to host it for television — he does not have a gold statuette to use as a paperweight.

He is bummed too that the academy did not nominate "Grizzly Man" for best documentary, because of the high-concept commentary he might have wrung from Werner Herzog's existential rumination on the bear lover eventually eaten in the wilds.

Stewart explains, "I very much wanted to do a bit where the bear from 'Grizzly Man' and one of the penguins from 'March of the Penguins' came out to present best documentary. Only the bear would come out and I would go over and go, 'YOU PROMISED ME! YOU PROMISED ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT! WHAT ARE WE GONNA TELL HIS WIFE?'

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Heidi and Seal at the Lakers

Heidi decided to ham it up for the cameras last night at the Lakers game. Supposedly, when that fun “kiss me” came was playing on the big screen they zeroed in on Heidi and Seal but Ms Klum decided to give the woman next to her a surprise kiss. The poor lady looks scared.

dog and cat snuggling

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FRIENDS of Heidi Klum are striking back at Jay McCarroll, the fashion designer who called the Teutonic temptress a "tw- -" the other day. McCarroll, the star of Bravo's "Project Jay," was filmed months ago breaking into tears because Klum rejected the dress he designed for her to wear to the Emmys. "Heidi wanted to support him and wear his design, but it was a lost cause," a stylist told Page Six. "Jay's dress looked like a Halloween costume from Rite Aid."

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Lisa Moorish Tries To Cop Off With Alex Turner

As if kids with Liam Gallagher and Pete Doherty weren’t enough, it seems that Lisa Moorish has taken a shining to the newest rock God on the block.

34-year-old Moorish apparently made a bee-line for baby-faced teenage sensation, Alex Turner, at the NME awards, scaring the shit out of our favourite Arctic Monkey.

An onlooker told the Sun: “It was obvious Lisa was on the prowl. She was all over the kid – but she’s nearly old enough to be his mother.”

“Lisa wrote her number on a scrap of paper and forced it on Alex, telling him to ring her. He went red and shoved it in his pocket.”

Oo it’s just like that Jordan and Gareth Gates saga all over again. Sort of.

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Jessica Simpson is secretly dating her personal trainer - from AOL.com

THE RUMOR: Jessica Simpson is secretly dating her personal trainer.

HOW IT STARTED: Jessica flew hunky Mike Alexander -- who grew up with her in Texas -- down to Baton Rouge while she was filming 'The Dukes of Hazzard.' The were so chummy, people on the set started talking.

HOW IT SPREAD: Jessica has told friends how lonely she feels after her split from Nick. She's confessed that Mike has been "a shoulder to cry on."

Mike trains Jess at the trendy Sports Club LA in Beverly Hills. After working out, they've been seen -- get this -- at the El Torito Grill directly across from the gym. Nothing like eating good Mexican food with your trainer after working out!

THE TMZ LOWDOWN: Jessica has been publicly linked with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine, but now her peeps say that rumor is bogus and that Jess is steadfastly single. Indeed, friends of Jessica's have told TMZ that on a recent trip to Vegas with some girlfriends she showed no interest in any of the guys who were crawling over each other to meet her.

But one of Jessica's close friends says Mike is becoming "the reliable guy in her life." Several photogs have told TMZ that Mike has become a regular at Jessica's recently purchased $5.5 million Beverly Hills mansion. The shutterbugs also say that Mike was recently seen leaving the house early in the morning.


Kinga & Kemal's Last Desperate Attempt for Fame

Kinga and Kemal have announced that they are dating.

The Big Brother 6 contestants, who were not in the house together at the same time, apparently fell in love after spending time together at a series of after-show parties.

Kemal told the News of the World, "Kinga is the only one for me. We're together as a couple and I have never been happier. People may be shocked because everyone thought I was gay. But in fact I'm bisexual.

"I have experimented with guys, but now I want to settle down with a girl, and that girl is Kinga. She has got the looks and the personality and we just fit together."

Kinga added, "I love Kemal to bits and I'm so glad I found him. We've both been carrying round this secret for ages, scared it would get out. Now we want everyone to know."

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A son for Ed Burns and Christy Turlington - Celebrity Baby Blog

The photo from Getty is dated January 7

According to Daily Blabber at IVillage, model Christy Turlington and actor Ed Burns welcomed their second child, a son, about two weeks ago. Daughter Grace is two. Don't expect a birth announcement from the couple - they are notoriously private. We had no pregnancy announcement with this pregnancy or Grace's, and no announcement when Grace was born. If anyone has more information, please email us.

REAL world key west

found these on another site, pictures of the new REAL WORLD 17 KEY
kids at a bar. LOL.

so what do you guys think of the new cast? svetlana is obviously
verrrrrryyyy full of herself(if you watched the casting special or her
audition video). good lord, tone it down girl, you are far from all that.

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Charlize Theron & Hilary Swank Smell Success

Charlize Theron is set to raise temperatures in a provocative new TV ad for Dior's J'Adore perfume - by ripping off her clothes. The star struts menacingly through a stately home tossing earrings and jewelry aside before stepping out of a figure-hugging black and gold gown in the John Galliano-directed ad. Theron is tipped to wear a Galliano design to the Oscars next month.

In related news, Hilary Swank has signed a multi-million dollar contract to be the face of Guerlain's new autumn perfume. The fragrance company will reportedly pay the star between $3 and $5 million for the print and TV ad campaign. Swank will be the face of the as-yet unnamed fragrance for the campaign, starting in September and continuing for the next three years.

Swank joins fellow Oscar winners and fragrance faces Nicole Kidman, who represents Chanel No 5, and Gwyneth Paltrow, who is the face of Estee Lauder’s scent Pleasures.

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Jessica's Latest Letter To her fans


"whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you saying, this is the way, walk in it" isaiah 30:21

i just wanted to send my love and encouragement to my precious friends. i'm in santa fe shooting a movie for the next 4 weeks. it is so peaceful here. the stars shine to light up the entire sky. the air breathes so fresh. you guys, there are blessings all around us just waiting to be noticed. today, find the simple things we all take for granted. listen to the voice of your heart, not the voice in your head. be wise and steadfast. pay attention to the direction of the wind so that your steps will seem to walk lighter, making your journey through life a bit easier. always remember that "life is not a problem to be solved,it is a gift to be enjoyed"

i love you all so very much!


Jessica is too stupid to think/write all of that


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Tyra's exclusive undercover investigation!!

My first posting... be gentle.


Wednesday, March 1st
"Tyra Undercover: My Night As a Stripper"

Retired supermodel Tyra Banks has turned investigator to find out what men really get up to at strip clubs.The former catwalk stunner donned trashy clothes, a latex nose and a wig to disguise herself as a sexy dancer and took a secret film crew into a strip club to give viewers of her US daily talk show a sneak into the sleazy world of strippers and pole dancers. Banks even performed a sexy pole dance for the unknowing regulars at the unnamed strip joint. The revealing special show airs on March 1, 2006.

In the ongoing “Undercover Series,” Tyra transforms into a stripper for a night to find out why men go to strip clubs, what they do there and if their wives and girlfriends know they’re there. Plus, she interviews a couple whose relationship was destroyed by his addiction to strip clubs. And, Tyra talks to girls who have been dancing for years about what they’re thinking while they’re dancing for men, if they ever get turned on and if they have any desire to get out of the business!


Later in the week, Kelly Rowland of “Destiny’s Child” has a burping contest with Tyra! Quality stuff, people!


This is more goofy than anything, but I just need to post it.

I was in LA last night with some friends and we went to The Standard on Sunset. It was really lame but then my friend points to this guy groping some ugly middle aged lady and screams "OMG It's the guy from Richie Rich!!!!" And there he was, in all his Gilmore Girls Grandfather Glory, Edward Herrmann

And I swear to all that is holy, after that picture was taken, he totally slapped my ass. Numerous times.

Robin Thicke get rave review in Vibe

A Prince-like Thicke scores one for blue-eyed soul.

It’d be simple to dismiss Robin Thicke’s presence on the scene as another white soul-singing gimmick. But not this time. The singer/producer’s sophomore album, The Evolution of Robin Thicke, is a finely groomed collection of Latin-tinged rhythms, bare-bones balladry, and psychedelic grooves.

The first single, “Wanna Love You Girl,” featuring Pharrell, places Thicke’s angelic falsetto (sometimes compared to Justin Timberlake’s) over Skateboard P’s pulsating drums and slick violins. But it’s “Lost Without You,” a sexy, finger-snapping bossa nova track on which Thicke croons his heart away, that shows he’s more akin to Prince than fellow blue-eyed soul-man Timberlake.

Occasionally, Thicke’s need to be eclectic backfires. “High School Man,” a funky blend of ’70s rock ’n’ roll and hip hop, devolves into a repetitive tale of juvenile hateration. Such rare inconsistencies aside, Thicke shows genuine passion and talent throughout. From the jubilant, gospel-flavored “Tie My Hands” to the seductive chill of “Teach U a Lesson,” The Evolution shows he’s able to bring his artistry full circle.

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Album is out March 21st.

Here's the singles that are out now: "Lost Without U" and "Wanna Love You Girl" f/ Pharrell Williams (via rapidshare, .zip)

P.S. I'm NOT apart of the 'street team', just very professional with my posts.
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Michael K outs Jake G

So, the gentleman who runs DListed has a new entry:

Not Quite Blind Item

Which unmarried Oscar nominee/heartthrob had an affair with a male wardrobe assistant on a recent project?

Is Jake finally outed? Or is he just bisexual? Props to JG for keeping everyone guessing, anyway.

Source: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/not-quite-blind-item.html

EDIT: This was originally a Daily News blind item. My understanding is that Michael K posts "Not So Blind Items" when he's heard who the item refers to. Take it or leave it!
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RIP, Octavia Butler, "genius" science fiction writer

Octavia Butler, the brilliant science fiction writer, reportedly died on Saturday following a fall that gave her a fatal concussion. Butler was the incredible writer who was the first genre author to win the MacArthur Foundation's "Genius" grant. She was the first prominent African-American woman in the field, and her novels and short stories were an inspiration to a generation of writers of all backgrounds and both sexes (I was ready to give up writing after a five-year bout of writers' block in my mid-twenties when I read the introduction to her short story collection in which she recounted her own block and decided to keep trying). I recently reviewed her wonderful novel Fledgling here, a vampire book that, like all of Butler's work, was a disturbing, light-touch allegory about race and sex politics skinned with a fast-moving, heart-wrenching storyline.

Butler was only 58 when she died on Saturday. Her oeuvre is too modest, but will never be forgotten. She had many amazing books left in her. I only met her once, very briefly, and I was tongue-tied in her presence, but she was gracious and friendly. The field and the world has lost someone wonderful this weekend.

Several people have confirmed this now, though nothing authoritative has been published. I'll update this post if something firmer emerges. Link (Thanks, Bill, Jeff and Steve!) (Photo from NikolasCo/Flickr)

Source: http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/26/rip_octavia_butler_g.html

Terrible---she was one of the greats.

EDIT: Here's a link to another obituary, also from boingboing.net.

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LONDON (Reuters) - Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. "It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."

Multi-millionaire Beckham, who has become regular tabloid fare because of his dress sense and hairstyles, said after failing in mathematics he offered to read a book with Brooklyn instead.


Juvenile's Video Lashes Out at Politicians

Rapper Juvenile's new music video for "Get Ya Hustle On" is a scathing attack on politicians who failed to act when Hurricane Katrina devastated the Gulf Coast last August.

Juvenile, real name Terius Gray, had his newly-built home destroyed by the hurricane and has more than 200 relatives living in the Gulf Coast region.

The music video depicts the devastation and subsequent neglect that followed the storm and gives a voice to the victims of the tragedy.

He explains, "What I'm trying to show is what they (politicians) should have done from day one, when all of those helicopters started pulling up and filming.

"They could have been dropping these people food and water and flotation devices and life jackets, a lot of people's lives could have been saved."

The video follows three children who find masks with the words, "Help Is Coming" on one side, and the faces of President George Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and New Orleans, Louisiana Mayor Ray Nagin on the other, as they pick through rubble.

The rapper spent four days in December filming the video in an impoverished section of New Orleans that was destroyed when a levee was breached.

He adds, "A lot of my people from New Orleans really depend on me to tell the truth." 

Copyright World Entertainment News Network 2006

Source: http://kiisfm.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=104650&article=404793

Madrid - Plaza Mayor

Paul Bettany as The Joker

An insider over at Warner in Burbank gave me a short update on those "Batman Begins 2" rumours that are doing the rounds - Hugh Jackman and Hugo Weaving have NOT been contacted about roles in the film. Apparently the Nolan's are going to finish the script before they even consider casting - and that includes officially offering Paul Bettany the role of The Joker. His name has been mentioned, but he's merely "one of several possibilities," I'm told.

source: www.paulbettany.net

Is anyone else as excited about this as I am?
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Message from Fefe Dobson

Friday, February 24, 2006

I am sitting at home in my music room and i got super inspired to write! Its like almost 12 am here in freezin cold toronto...and like usual, i am not tired! I dont know why but I am just not tired! Im such a nerd ...can you believe that I just got internet in my place TODAY...for the first time...most of you are probably thinkin to yourselves that im from outer space to not have internet....but like I said im a nerd! Ha! I’m so stoked!! My album is dropping in June...and I cant wait for you all to hear it!! OH YEAH! My single is called This is my Life...and right now we’re in talks as to what kinda video we want to make! But I want to know what kinda video YOU would like me to make! So get chattin on the message boards about what you would like to see me do more of! I am really interested in knowing!

Nothing too crazy though! ha! I dont want to have to shave my head bald or somethin!!!!!! I don’t think i would look too cute like that! LOL Oh i have to let you guys know whats new in my world! I am so fortunate to be apart of an awesome book called, Inside The Mind of Gideon Rayburn. It’s writen by Sarah Miller and its produced by the creators of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. I have a really great feeling that this book is gonna be BIG! I think its ILL!!

Also i just shot a photoshoot for Eastsport backpacks! I’m apart of this campaign thats coming out this fall! And i have to say, when I saw the backpacks I thought they were really cool! Very ILL! I would totally be proud to carry my books in them!!

AND last but not least! I am performing for a Disney grad nite show with a bunch of great dudes...Fall Out Boy (label mates)...Omarion (havent met him but would love to)....and Simple Plan (fellow Canadian buddies)! I’m soooooo super excited about that! To get back on the stage and play music! Before I jet, I just want to say that the Saturday that just passed I got to sing the Canadian anthem at The Nba All Star game in Houston...and it went really well! If for some reason you missed it , you should totally check it out!


Then look for Allstar and then click on Sat. nite and there I will be!!!

Anyways gotta go...BUT I can not wait to see you all again at one of my shows or just maybe I will bump into one of you and then we’ll hang out and gab about boyz!!! hehe

peace im out! fefe.

p.s. Victor keep going with that site ! You are awesome!! Thanks man!!

Source: Fefe's Official Website - journal (www6.islandrecords.com/fefedobson/)

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Busty BAYWATCH babe PAMELA ANDERSON is enjoying a racy romance with Formula One ace EDDIE IRVINE.

The blonde was spotted canoodling with the 41-year-old sports star at the glitzy Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles last weekend (18FEB06).

A pal says, "I have never seen Eddie look so happy. He and Pamela can't get enough of each other at the moment.

"They're like a pair of lovestruck teenagers spending every single minute they can together."

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Last Night's "Celebrity" Encounter

I go to school in Atlanta, and last night me and some girls were looking for this house party, and we couldn't find this street for shit, so I stopped my car and put my window down because there were these two small groups of boys approaching. I tried to ask the first group, and they kinda just looked at me and one of them threw his arms up like he was on a roller coaster. So I rolled on down to the second group, and before I could get my question out one of them cut me off and started screaming, "DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY? HE'S FROM THE REAL WORLD!! HE WAS ON THE REAL WORLD!!" and pointing at his companion. I just looked at him really confused for half a second, wondering why he was screaming. Then looked to his friend, and was like "Oh! It's Danny from Real World Austin. Where's Melindaaaaaa???" Danny just looked really embarrassed and started walking away, going "He's crazy" to his friend. He did kinda wait for me to recognize him, but I guess I took too long.

It was really random and maybe not up to the caliber of this community, but I was excited because that's the 2nd Real Worlder I've seen down here. I ran into Mike "The Miz" in the club once, which was really funny because he was the only white boy there, and it was packed.
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Lachey wins Dancing With the Stars, nobody really cares.

By FRAZIER MOORE AP Television Writer

NEW YORK Feb 26, 2006 (AP)— Drew Lachey danced away as the winner of "Dancing with the Stars" Sunday night. The former 98 Degrees pop singer out-hoofed pro wrestler Stacy Keibler, thought to be the favored finalist, along with NFL great Jerry Rice, as ABC's ballroom hit wrapped its second season, airing live from Los Angeles. With his professional dancer-partner Cheryl Burke, Lachey wowed the audience with a freestyle routine danced to "Hound Dog," which concluded with him vaulting himself over his partner's shoulders.

The couple racked up a total score of 27 out of a perfect 30 from the three-judge panel, which, combined with their score from Thursday's pre-finale, gave them a total of 87 out of 90. But it was viewers whose vote carried half the weight who settled the matter. In somewhat of an upset midway through the two-hour finale, they eliminated the leggy, blonde Keibler. Then, in the program's final moments, host Tom Bergeron disclosed that Lachey was the choice over Rice. "Woooooooooooooo!" yelped Lachey, who gratefully accepted the mirrorball trophy (which he had earlier acknowledged was "ugly").

Source: AP.org

And here is his partner's (albeit stagnant) MYSPACE: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=35094071

Brad and Angelina's wedding registry at Tiffany's

"Submissions like this are fun:

My girlfriend works for Tiffany & Co. and is sort of a fantical Angelina Jolie fan. She showed me this registry on Tiffany's website today which looks like it's for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's wedding. She said she doesn't know for sure if it's authentic, but it might be...

He requested I not use his name for fear his girlfriend would lose her job because of him and thus withhold sex from him, so I'm understandably leaving Crotch's name out of this. Oops. Okay, no, his name isn't really "Crotch". Even if it was, nobody, not even his girlfriend, would believe somebody was really named "Crotch" unless their mother's name was Gwyneth or Demi. And even then, it still wouldn't be a name ridiculous enough for those broads to give their offspring.

It appears to be a June wedding, by the way. And they want 30 vegetable spoons at $270 a piece. I'll get right on that.