January 6th, 2006

blind vices

One Chatty, Snorty Blind Vice

Ugh. At midnight, your pooch threw up on the desinger sofa. Then your man says those crabcakes didn't sit well with him. And you're in the medicine cabinet looking for the damn Alka-Seltzer. All the while, you know the Lincoln Town Car's gonna be waiting for you tomorrow. Oy. And you gotta be camera-ready on top of it! And perky! Really perky!

Yes, the life of a sickeningly popular boob-tube personality is demanding. How does one do it?

With cocaine, you twit. Every dummy knows that, nowadays. It's like any idiot who's halfway rich 'n' famous is back at Studio 54 again--only with less hairspray and jobs to go to in the ayem.

And the above tired-ass, drugged out, fake-smiled act certainly applies to Babe Dimple-Doo. In fact, this scenario fits Ms. D.-Doo so damn well, I'd say it's a miracle some tawdry story about the deceivingly demure dame hasn't surfaced in the tabs already. Gosh, wonder why that is?

Smarty Babe cut a deal, that's why.

Sundry supermarket rags enjoy regular access to BMs. Dimple-Doo's meatloaf recipes, bathroom designs and parlor-room thoughts whenever they so please. But hands off the powder trail! No surprise there. G.P. is all about the très-accessible image, see.

Like I always say, home is where the speeding heartbeat is, right?

and it ain't: Kathy Lee Gifford, Judge Judy, Nancy O'Dell

source: E!Online

Jake + the snaggle toothed beast 4ever.

Split couple KIRSTEN DUNST and JAKE GYLLENHAAL have sparked rumours they're in love again after joining the actor's sister MAGGIE and her beau PETER SAARSGARD for a New Year's Eve party on Saturday night (31DEC05).

Dunst and her ex were spotted dancing together at Los Angeles hotspot Teddy's as PRINCE, JOAQUIN PHOENIX, COURTNEY LOVE and MARY-KATE OLSEN looked on.

But one reveller insists the split couple didn't look like lovers: "They were just chatting as they danced. They seemed like good friends, nothing else."

cobracam, gabe

Nick Cannon on the hunt for a white girl

CHRISTINA MILIAN's ex-boyfriend NICK CANNON is looking for a white woman after kissing one in his rollerdisco movie ROLL BOUNCE.

The black entertainer split from Milian last year (05) and now he's on the hunt for a new love - and he's convinced white ladies are the way forward.

He says, "I'm addicted to white women because in my film Roll Bounce I had to kiss one. I was like, 'I've never done that before.'


Source: contactmusic.com

Okay I have no clue why I found this funny. Because he's "addicted" to white women. Or because he's decided to go after Brittany and Jennifer. Out of all the white chicks in the world... those were the best two he could come up with?

Jake and his dogs

Hollywood, CA :: Actor Jake Gyllenhaal took his two dogs to an upscale dog park earlier this week decked out with large dog areas, small dog areas, clean up stations, watering stations, grass areas, wood chips areas, canine toys and other doggie doodads. Jake Gyllenhaal has a German shepherd named Atticus and a new trendy dog-hybrid puggle (pug + beagle) named Boo Radley. Jake Gyllenhaal named German Shepherd Atticus and puggle Boo Radley after characters from his favorite novel, To Kill a Mockingbird.(JJB)
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Source; Associated Press

So, does Columbia have rights to that album, and they’re just going to hold it? Or can she release the album with another company? I was so ready to hear this, and I’m beyond pissed that it’s not being released. If anyone’s got a leak, SHARE!
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Annie Proulx Tells the Story of 'Brokeback Mountain'

Annie Proulx, the 70-year-old author of the story Brokeback Mountain, confessed to being blown away by Ang Lee's film. But the film made Ennis and Jack, the two ranch hands who fall in love return to the forefront of her consciousness, a fact that doesn’t necessarily make her happy.

Put yourself in my place, she says, An elderly, white, straight female, trying to write about two 19-year-old gay kids in 1963. What kind of imaginative leap do you think was necessary? Profound, extreme, large. To get into those guys' heads and actions took a lot of 16-hour days, and never thinking about anything else and living a zombie life. That's what I had to do. I really needed an exorcist to get rid of those characters. And they roared back when I saw the film.

Proulx won the Pulitzer Prize for her novel The Shipping News. She remembers how the story of ‘Brokeback Mountain’ was born. In1995 Proulx, who lives in Wyoming, visited a crowded bar near the Montana border. She says the place was noisy and packed with attractive women, everyone was drinking and the energy was high.

She recalls: There was the smell of sex in the air. But here was this old shabby-looking guy ... watching the guys playing pool. He had a raw hunger in his eyes that made me wonder if he were country gay. I wondered, What would've he been like when he was younger? Then he disappeared, and in his place appeared Ennis. And then Jack. You can't have Ennis without Jack.

Proulx didn't think her story would ever be published because the material was too risky; it involved a love story between two men that made very explicit the physical attraction between them. And they were not just any men, they came from the wide expansive west that gave us John Wayne and the Marlboro Man – and this world was described as chilly and oppressive, against this novel kind of love.

The story was eventually published in The New Yorker magazine in 1997, and screenwriter Diana Ossana read it one night and sold the idea to her writing partner, Larry McMurtry (‘The Last Picture Show’, ‘Lonesome Dove’). Proulx had never considered ‘Brokeback Mountain’ to be a cinematic possibility because it pushes too many buttons and challenges too many norms. But three months later, Ossana and McMurtry sent her their screenplay, a faithful rendition of the story.

Proulx liked it, but didn’t really expect it would have the success it proved to have. Actually I think none of us would have expected such a story that destroys somehow an American myth - that of the strong, masculine cowboy - to be so appreciated by the Americans themselves. More exotic love stories about dramatic, impossible situations were considered to be reserved to the European cinema up to now.

I loved the movie. I am still thinking about it and I saw it on Monday. I'm tempted to see it again. It was so dirty, I mean, like how life gets dirty, and it was so honest with that. Amazing performances. I think it lived up to the hype.
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Two Stations Won't Air 'Book of Daniel'

By RACHEL ZOLL, AP Religion Writer
Fri Jan 6, 7:19 AM ET

NEW YORK - Two television stations are refusing to broadcast a new NBC series about an Episcopal priest who abuses painkillers, has a gay son, a promiscuous straight son, a daughter who deals marijuana, and a wife who drinks too much.

Conservative Christian groups have condemned the depiction of Jesus as blasphemous, accusing the writers of portraying Christ as tolerant of sin in talks with the priest.

NBC affiliates KARK in Little Rock, Ark., and WTWO in Terre Haute, Ind., said sensitivity to viewers led them not to air "The Book of Daniel," which debuts Friday. In Little Rock, the WB affiliate has arranged to show the drama instead.

"If my action causes people in our community to pay more attention to what they watch on television, I have accomplished my mission," Duane Lammers, WTWO's general manager, said in a statement on his station's Web site.

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Star says Reynolds' wrap keeps things hot

Star Jones is fed up with those gay whispers about her husband, Al Reynolds.

In her new book, "Shine," the "View" hostess portrays the 35-year-old banker as nothing short of a superstud.

"The first time he held me in his arms sexually, it was almost frightening because we knew our erotic interest in each other could take over every other thing," Star writes breathlessly. "We had an intoxicatingly sexual connection the first two months of our relationship."

So volcanic was their lust that they consulted their pastor, who advised them to remain celibate until their wedding.

"It wasn't an easy decision," recalls Star. "Al is a beautiful man. He's got the legs of a stallion. He'd be a perfect Ralph Lauren model."

If only those mischief-makers from Al's past would stop telling people like us about his bachelor days on Fire Island.

"One day, we would read in the press that Al was out gallivanting with a bunch of women," Star writes. "The next day, we'd read a story questioning his sexuality. I remember my husband saying to me, 'Baby, what am I today?' And me answering, 'Just who you were yesterday, baby.'" Star tells People magazine, where her book is excerpted, "I don't even deal with that question [of his sexual orientation]. … I know who my husband is."

She'd also rather not deal with questions about whether she had a gastric by-pass operation.

At her heaviest, she writes, "I started reading about different weight-loss plans, from pills to surgery."

She admits to People that "a medical intervention" helped her "jump-start" her 150-plus-pound loss, but she won't talk specifics.

"I will not be the poster child for a particular method," she says. "Only your doctor can tell you what will work for you." The 43-year-old Star reveals that she used to weigh more than 300 pounds. She won't divulge her current weight, but her husband says, "I think maybe the two-piece is coming out this summer!"

And, when it does, no doubt her loverman will be drawing the blinds.



First off, this book is going to give people a case of the lolz. Secondly, If I ever see Star Jones in a bikini, I think I might have to end my life.

PS - She's going to be on 20/20 tonight, if anyone wants to see that trainwreck. She's going to be talking about the book and how she lost that weight, though I really don't think she's going to reveal more than she already has.


Movie star JAKE GYLLENHAAL was inspired to find fame and fortune, by his beetle-collecting great-great grandfather.

The BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN actor grew up hearing legends about his ancestry and is proud to reveal greatness runs in their family.

He says, "That's what I was told. He was a collector and cataloguer of beetles. We're interesting people. He was knighted by the King of Sweden and the Gyllenhaals even have their own coat of arms over there."

um... WTF? LOL but i still love him

Paris and Lindsay's new year's peeves

Friday Jan 6

By Clare Buttner
Happy New Year! It's officially off to a terrible start for a bunch of celebrities which is great news for us sad and pathetic nobodies who love devouring every minute detail of celebrity gossip we can get our hands on. Not that there is anything wrong with being a sad and pathetic nobody. In fact, the way 2006 is shaping up you’re probably better off being a sad and pathetic nobody than a Hollywood socialite like, say, Paris Hilton.

Poor, poor Paris. Despite her wealth and her "connections" (to other spoilt famous-for-nothing posers) she couldn’t manage to sneak her underage boyfriend into a Vegas club on New Year’s Eve. Bah ha ha! It’s just so satisfying hearing stories of celebrities having bad New Year's Eve letdowns like the rest of us plebs.

But the week just kept getting worse for Paris. A top Hollywood event promoter requested a court order to stop her allegedly harassing him and threatening his life. Whoa, Paris! We knew you had a mean streak (what with those beady, vacant, little eyes) but threatening someone’s life is so not cool.

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan had a shocking New Year's too, ending up in a Miami hospital suffering from asthma. To make matters worse, while she was lying in the hospital bed Vanity Fair came out with an interview in which the teen star accidentally blurted out she had experimented with drugs suffered from bulimia. Well, they say the first step to recovery is admitting you have problem so now she’s confessed what the rest of us have long known, here’s hoping she turns over a new leaf.

We also found out this week that all was not well at the Holmes house over Christmas, the harmony upset when Katie showed up with Tom. Katie’s Dad (who incidentally is a divorce lawyer) isn't a big fan of Tom's and confronted him about his controlling nature. Alas, Tom and Katie just left the family get-together earlier than planned. Full respect to Mr Holmes though, at least he tried.

It was a better start to the year for Kate Moss, who kicked it off with a 20-year old mystery toyboy on the slopes of Aspen. It seems she’s finally ditched bad-boy junkie Pete Doherty, a move we definitely rate because heroin chic isn’t cool if you’re actually shooting it up. However, the cops are still after her for that little cocaine snorting incident last year and are trying to tempt her back to Britain with the promise of arresting her.

Good news for some of our homegrown talent though with Heath Ledger and Russell Crowe nominated for Screen Actor Guild Awards. The SAG Awards (such a terrible acronym) are viewed as an important test just three weeks ahead of the announcement of the Academy Award nominations so good luck to both boys.

And Robbie Williams may make a career change this year, confessing his desire to become a stand up comic. That is not a joke. Apparently he finds that the music sometimes gets in the way on stage because he wants to talk to the audience and try to make them laugh. Ha ha ha, that’s definitely laughable.

Ah, 2006 is going to be great!


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Pete Doherty's Special K

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Kate Moss’ jilted junkie lover, Pete Doherty is to have a tattoo dedicated to the supermodel lazered off his arm.

The heart shaped tattoo that features the letter ‘K’ at its centre is to be removed; the Babyshambles frontman said he wants it gone “the sooner, the better”.

Moss dumped the musician after he bailed on rehabilitation treatment she had paid for after just a few days.

She has not returned to the UK after the Daily Mirror published pictures of her snorting cocaine despite police officers calling for her return.

She has recently been pictured on a skiing holiday in Aspen, Colorado with her daughter and family and new man, Jamie Burke.

Doherty is said to be devastated that Moss has found someone else so soon but is now determined to get rid of all memories of his ex-girlfriend.

An insider told the Daily Star: “Pete just wants to get rid of anything and everything which reminds him of Kate at the moment, which is understandable.

“There was so much love there on his side and now he is pissed off that she seems to have moved forwards with her personal life so quickly.

“There Kate Moss is, living this life of luxury, and Pete’s just having to get on with it – and it hasn’t been easy. It was only last month he split with Kate so he is still feeling very vulnerable.”

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'Lost' Star Andrews Admits Fathering Child

Fri Jan 06, 5:53 PM ET

Naveen Andrews, who plays Iraqi soldier Sayid on the hit show "Lost," has acknowledged that he fathered a child while briefly separated from his longtime girlfriend.

Andrews' publicist said that Andrews and actress Barbara Hershey were separated for a "brief period" last year, during which Andrews had an encounter with another woman. He recently learned that he is the father of her baby boy.

"I have every intention of assuming appropriate responsibility for the child," Andrews said Friday in a statement released to The Associated Press.

Andrews said he and Hershey have worked things out and remain committed to their relationship.

The British-born Andrews, 35, plays Sayid Jarrah, a former member of Iraq's Republican Guard, on ABC's "Lost." He is currently nominated for a Golden Globe for supporting actor in a series, miniseries or movie.

Hershey, 57, has appeared in films including "Lantana," "Breakfast of Champions" and "Falling Down."


Oprah and her Dogs...

InTouch reports that Oprah Winfrey is in trouble with her neighbors. It seems her five pooches violate her Chicago apartment building's one-pet-per-unit rule. A "pal" says, "Oprah loves her dogs more than she loves her condo, so if left with no other choice she'd move before she ever got rid of her pets." But a rare on-the-record source, building manager Judy Roytek, says the whole kerfuffle is much ado about nothing: "There is a one-pet-per-unit policy, but Oprah owns four units. … She is never here with more than two dogs. … If any of the residents have any questions, they can come and ask me what the rules are!"


I'd actually have to agree with Oprah on this one...
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Stop Global Warming E-mail From Leo (Just got it)

To My Fellow Marchers,

The first stop on the Virtual March of the New Year is Georgetown, Kentucky to visit Toyota's manufacturing plant for hybrid cars.

While leading the way in production of cars that cut down on the emissions that cause global warming, the plant employs 7,000 workers. (Read more about our stop in Kentucky.)

I've driven a hybrid for five years now. You don't plug it in, you just put gas in it and go. and go. and go. It's another example of something that each of us can do to help stop global warming. And what you can do right now is invite more people to join us on the March - send this to five friends, family or co-workers and help turn one voice into millions! Keep on Marching!

Yours truly,
Leonardo DiCaprio


Simpson/Lachey House For Sale...

The multi-million-dollar Calabasas, Calif., home that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson made famous during the filming of their MTV hit Newlyweds is up for sale, PEOPLE has learned.

The five-bedroom, 6,500 square-foot Mediterranean-style house, which includes an infinity pool, a screening room and a music studio, is being listed by Kay Cole of Sotheby's International for $3.75 million, a source close to Lachey says.

After the couple announced their split in November, Lachey, 32, remained at the house while Simpson, 25, moved into her parents' L.A. home.


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We now have our first look at a few extras that will be included on the Goblet of Fire DVD scheduled for release in early April. The time before each title indicates how long the segment is. The British Board of Film Classification posted their ratings on extras that will be included on the DVD disc:

*14m 11s "Reflections on the fourth film"
*10m 40s "He Who Must Not Be Named"
*3m 1s "Meet the Champions"
*9m 23s "In Too Deep - The Second Task"
*6m 30s "The Maze - The Third Task"
*8m 39s "Preparing for the Yule Ball"
*5m 51s "Harry VS. the Horntail - The First Task"

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More Star Wisdom

On Al's bedroom attire: "About a week later, in bed, I said to him, 'Honey, you have on your T-shirt - are you cold?' And he, whom most people consider to have one of the most gorgeous bodies on the planet - those shoulders - answered me by saying, 'I just don't look as good naked as you do.'"

On her self-loathing: "I'd always decapitate the photos of models or movie stars wearing [beautiful] clothes ... Sometimes, I'd put a photo of my own face on a photograph in place of, say, Catherine Deneuve's."

On Al's passion: "My man - he's passionate ... Al is passionate about some textures - he loves the feel of cashmere."

On how they got through two months of celibate courtship: "Al and I often used dancing as that outlet ... We'd read poetry out loud. When I say to you that this was far more intense lovemaking than any 'wham, bam, thank you ma'am' could ever be, I mean it."

On why she had such an extravagant wedding: '"My grandfather is 89 years old. He has lived through Jim Crow, lynchings, water hoses, separate water fountains ... he also lived long enough to see [me] close a section of Park Avenue as [I] got married."

New York Post


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y'all remember this?

Remember Hayden Pannettiere? Of course you do!

How could you forget our favorite tween, hard-partying, D list actress? You can't. And, you, our cherished readers, keep a watchful eye out for some of our favorite "characters."

In fact, one of you was even so kind as to send us this recent Hayden sighting, which was so good, we shall post it verbatim:

"You know its going to be a fun night when you see Carson Daly AND Hayden Panettiere in the same place on a Saturday night. As I walked into Vanguard, I saw Carson, looking svelte, surrounded by his silly entourage in VIP. When I left the confines of the area a la privilege, I ran into Miss Panettiere with her skankalicious crew of 13 year olds shaking it on the dance floor. They were with boys who weren't too hot, but were definitely too old for them. The boys held onto their drinks all night, and I would sporadically catch the little girls sucking down the drinks like fish. The best part of the whole night was that the DJ was playing a lot of old school rap and 80's, and they would leave the dance floor every time they didn't know the song (Prince, Paper Boy, etc)."

P.S. Hayden is 16 years old.

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Kinda makes me wonder if Paris Hilton secretly lurks in here...

Aspiring actor Monroe Mann has posed as a fan on the Internet, much to the appall of his fans.

(I-Newswire) - "Unstoppable Actor" Monroe Mann ( http://www.unstoppableactors.com ) has responded to the large volume of hate mail he receives -- by posing as a fictional fan on the Internet to praise himself.

"He's really cute!" wrote a woman by the name of Vienna Casey on Monroe Mann's IMDb message board forum, reserved for topics dealing with the "Swimf@n" star.

"I really like Monroe. You guys aren't giving him the respect he deserves. He has helped me through and through. I'm sure I'll get my first proper job in the business soon. Oh and by the way, he is so not ugly," wrote Vienna Casey, a 20-something actress from New York City; a single mother with two kids from a divorced marriage, who had auditioned for numerous lead roles, including for films such as "King Kong," "Clueless" and "Mean Girls."

There was only one problem with Vienna's posts, of course. As many of Monroe's message board lurkers were already aware, Mann's Unstoppable Actors School for Acting -- his company based in New York City -- has no building. The thirty-something actor lives with his parents. Therefore, it would be physically impossible to be given a "tour" by a student, as Vienna claimed in her post.
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What a trainwreck.

Source, and his IMDB page.
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Soul 2 Soul 2: Tim & Faith at it again!

Husband and wife country stars Tim McGraw and Faith Hill are putting the finishing touches on a reprise of their Soul II Soul tour, sources tell Billboard.com. The co-headlining arena tour will begin April 21 and will run through Labor Day, with a total of about 70 dates in the works.

Venues will be configured in-the-round; the production will be an "evening with" format, with no supporting acts booked. McGraw and Hill last toured together in 2000, grossing nearly $50 million and drawing close to 950,000 people to 63 shows reported to Billboard Boxscore, 60 of which were sell-outs.

McGraw has not released a new studio album since 2004's "Live Like You Were Dying." But he snared a Grammy nomination with Hill for best country collaboration with vocals for "Like We Never Loved at All," from Hill's 2005 effort, "Fireflies." Hill also earned a best country album Grammy nod for that set, as well as a best female country vocal performance nomination for the single "Mississippi Girl."
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Daddy's little girl is all grown up.....

Reports are that an Ashlee Simpson sex tape was stolen from her home in California late last year. Right now there's only screen caps, but the tape apparently is of Ashlee and an ex-boyfriend in various positions. The tape was said to be made before she got famous.

It kind of looks like Ashlee, but I think Ashlee might have bigger tits. And the tape would be with Joe Simpson not an ex-boyfriend. Just kidding! She needs a sex tape to come out in order to keep her star shining!

Please let this be true, it's been a while since we've had a good sex tape! And it's material for Joe to wank off to!