June 25th, 2005

I am so white.

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No, I'm serious ya'll, which is it? Sienna & Avril are looking like twins these days... or maybe I'm just crazy.
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And just a random "WHO'S THE BABY DADDY?" picture for the kiddies. I don't think I've ever seen them together as a family, so it was nice to see that they're a cute bunch.
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Jack Nicholson likes dildos





There was recently an article on the imdb saying that Jack Nicholson wanted to "spice up" his character in Martin Scorsese' remake of the Hong Kong crime thriller INFERNAL AFFAIRS, titled THE DEPARTED and co-starring Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio. In fact, he supposedly re-wrote some lines and added a scene where he'd be sniffing coke off a stripper's ass. Apparently, doing a little creative recreational snorting wasn't all Nicholson did to "spice up" his character. His character also seems to have a penchant for walking around with big black dildo strap-ons. Either that or Jacko has gone absoutely nutty and decided to leave the hardware on after leaving his silicone-enhanced friend's house.
You'll have to wait until next year to see Jack and his newfound dildo friend in THE DEPARTED.

And a photo of him wearing said dildo!
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now watch me.

"Red-Eye" (starring Rachel McAdams) Movie Description and Trailer

This movie looks really good...

Lisa Reisert (Rachel McAdams) hates to fly, but the terror that awaits her on the night flight to Miami has nothing to do with a fear of flying. Moments after takeoff, Lisa's seatmate, Jackson (Cillian Murphy), menacingly reveals the real reason he's on board: He is an operative in a plot to kill a rich and powerful businessman... and Lisa is the key to its success. If she refuses to cooperate, her own father will be killed by an assassin awaiting a call from Jackson. Trapped within the confines of a jet at 30,000 feet, Lisa has nowhere to run and no way to summon help without endangering her father, her fellow passengers and her own life. As the miles tick by, Lisa knows she is running out of time as she desperately looks for a way to thwart her ruthless captor and stop a terrible murder.


See the Trailer. [Edit: FIXED.. just choose your connection speed.]
in the golden afternoon...

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What's everyone's favorite trashy magazine? Staples like Us and In Touch, or do you look further? Or is your thirst for gossip quenched by this community alone?
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How the Tabloids Get Their Stories
Irene Zutell, a former People and US Weekly reporter and the author of They're Not Your Friends, spills the nasty tricks.

1. A reporter dated a doctor's receptionist to get info on a pregnant A-List patient - then dumped her when the celeb had her baby!

2. Another reporter posed as a grief counselor at Columbine High School in order to get first-person accounts of the tragedy.

3. Everyone from stars' hairstylists to their nannies can be on tabloid payrolls and get cash for scoop.

Source: Seventeen Magazine (who are you to judge me?!)

The tabloid-reporters-posing-as-friends thing is not a new concept to me, but it's still so creepy. And #2 wasn't really celebrity-related, but man that's wrong. When paparazzi & reporters go bad, they really lose all heart. I saw one paparazzo on a talk show who had no conscience whatsoever. The host was trying to find out where the photographer would draw the line, and asked if a celebrity's child had cancer and the celebrity was walking outside of a hospital w/ the kid after chemo treatments, and the kid was losing their hair, would the photographer take a picture of that, and the guy was like "sure" as if they had just asked him "would you like more pie?" Sick.


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Admit it, you're curious: Is Tom Cruise nuts or what?

Admit it, you're curious: Is Tom Cruise nuts or what?

June 7, 2005

BY RICHARD ROEPER SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST



The Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes "We're More In Love Than Mere Mortals Could Possibly Fathom" Tour of 2005 continues this week with some juicy reports from the "Batman Begins" junket and the taping of the MTV Movie Awards. According to the New York Post, Holmes "has been spending a lot of time at the Scientology Center in L.A." and was seen at the "Batman Begins" press tour with "an entourage of Scientologists in tow." Cruise's sister and publicist, Lee Anne Devette, reportedly sat in on all of Holmes' interviews.

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I am so white.

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Some bathing suits just aren't meant to go out in public. Even the bathing suit is ashamed to be seen with Cameron; it's found shelter in her lovely ass crack.

You might remember a post of mine from a week or so ago with some rather unflattering pictures of Cameron Diaz from a beach in Hawaii (where she's vacationing with the original Mr. Spears.)
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I commend them on how long this relationship has lasted.
No, really. I do.
I've always wondered what their sex is like, though, haven't you? I'm sure you probably have.

Nicolas Brendon (Xander on Buffy) Movie "Unholy"

Okay, so today I was browsing around as usual and saw a post about that new tv series Nicolas Brendon is doing somewhere. I went and looked at IMDB to see if he's in any movies and ended up finding out about Unholy.

The website is kind of weird and keeps changing.
http://www.unholymovie.com/


And here is a summary of the movie:
The film stars Barbeau as the mother of a girl who suddenly and without reason kills herself. Unable to cope and move on, Barbeau and her son (played by "Buffy" star Nicholas Brendan) begin to look into the things her daughter was involved in and soon discover a conspiracy involving an experiment called "The Unholy Trinity." It involves Nazi witchcraft and members of our own government to give you an idea how messed up it is.
http://www.horrorchannel.com/dread/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=753&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0

Dread Central has some information about it here:
http://www.horrorchannel.com/dread/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=index&catid=&topic=65



Anyways, I searched a little deeper about the movie. Apparently there is and AIM screenname and email (Edit: one screen name and one email. sorry) that people have been writing to. The people on AIM talk to you if you catch them online and say weird stuff about keeping their identities hidden because the less they know, the safer you and they are. The emailers (sometimes) get extrememly weird responses and codes. There are also three morse codes online somewhere.

Hehe, based on the website and things online, the movie sounds like it might be interesting. I hope that there is a teaser trailer or something out soon, and that it gets released in theaters. It's an indie film and low budget (1 mil), so many people may not see it.


ETA:
Here is a screenname to try: MTownsend07

Another link with lots of information:
http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=128&sid=8b68eb2cbe4a5f5901f98fc1daa680e0

Here is a soundfile that I people have found:
http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9612


I've read a bit more on those forums I posted a link to and apparently this is like an online game and they are trying to decipher things and they are being giving "information". :) Hehe. I think this sounds fun, so I bookmarked the site and plan to visit some more.
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Since everyone seems too lazy to do a lot of reading...

I figured I'd post a link to this. The other day when someone posted a link to the little flash movie for Scientology, I ventured through the site that it presents at the end of the movie. I spent about four hours reading about Scientology. I know some of you don't have that kind of time or don't care enough, so here is a link to a 1991 Time magazine article on Scientology.

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http://www.xenu.net/archive/media/time910605.html


If you're bored or just curious, I advise you to read it.


EDIT: Please don't hotlink the pic, just go to www.imageshack.us and re-host the image there -_-
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Bitch got burned.

ASHLEY RIPS SCOTT'S PLEAS


Ashley Olsen

Ashley Olsen is refusing to take back exflame Scott Sartiano.

A source close to the couple, who split before Memorial Day, says Scott was so upset about Ashley's refusal to return his calls that he flew to L.A. the week of June 13 in a bid to win her back.

"Ashley is very bitter right now. Scott has no chance," the source tells Star People. "Ashley finally told him she didn't want to be his Hamptons vacation fixture and attract people to his parties. She does not want to be anyone's 'product.'"

The source adds Ashley also told Scott, who co-owns trendy NYC restaurant/club Butter, that Star's June 27 story about the split was "so on point."

But don't pity Scott, as he was reportedly seen consoling himself with Ashlee Simpson at L.A.'s club Mood before flying home. Her rep insists they're "just friends."

Hilary looks thinner

Okay, debate these pictures kiddos - is she getting thinner? I'm guessing she's on the MK diet of cold coffee and uh, hot coffee. Coffee in general. Avast!

Also, she's in Canada filming CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2. Seriously. :( Have fun my kiddos!

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Underwood's Single 'Heaven' Tops Charts

06/24/2005 5:23 PM, AP


Carrie Underwood's single "Inside Your Heaven" sold 170,000 copies its first week, making it the best-selling song so far of 2005, according to her publicist, Jessie Schmidt in Nashville, Tenn.

The single by Underwood, the newly crowned American Idol, debuted at No. 1 on four charts by Billboard magazine — the Billboard Hot 100, the Pop 100, singles sales and country singles sales.

Schmidt said the success is impressive because the single won't be released to radio stations for air play until July 5.

"My dreams continue to come true," Underwood said in a statement Thursday. "Thanks to the fans for voting me as their Idol and for wanting to hear — and have — my music."

The 22-year-old Underwood made Billboard history as the first country artist to debut at No. 1 on the Hot 100. It's the first time a country song has hit No. 1 since Lonestar's "Amazed" in 2000.
I am so white.

R-Line.

Okay, I've posted once today, but I found this and nearly shat myself.
Who knew that Ryan Seacrest was starting a clothing line?
Seriously. Why was I not informed of this? I'm disappointed in all of you. This is the kind of news that keeps me here day after day.

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I have no words.
Except, I'd kind of like to fill in his shirt:
So then we go back to Quentin Tarantino's house and he shows us Uma Thurman: One Night in HELL in his private movie theatre. Later, some dude dared Paris Hilton to wrestle Kelly Osbourne in a cream truck, and she did! It was hot...

Al Roker's opinion about Tom Cruise on the "Today Show"

Matt's interview with Tom Cruise (Al Roker)


Hey gang, so did you see Matt's interview this morning with Tom Cruise? Okay, I congratulate people who are passionate about their beliefs, their faith and their love. What frightens me a little bit is when that passion tries to steam roll others. I don't want anyone coming after me for knocking Scientology — let's be up front about that. Someone's religion is their deal as long as you don't hurt me or my loved ones with your beliefs, I'm cool with yours.

But I think Tom oversteps the line when he starts taking on people who use certain drugs to deal with either depression, mental illness or other problems. Can there be abuses, troubles and misdiagnosis? You bet. But there is too much evidence that points to real help for certain people.

Is Brooke Shields better because certain drugs helped her post partum depression? You have to look to her and her family for that answer, but it is not Tom Cruise's place to take her to task for her choices. Did they hurt Tom? Did they somehow cause problems for him? Hey, I have relatives who were on Ritalin. A couple it helped, a few it didn't. You don't see me on some crusade, bashing people who did nothing to me.

Just as we should shut up about wondering if Tom's relationship with Katie Holmes is a publicity stunt, Tom oughta pipe down about people he doesn't know about situations he hasn't experienced. You're an actor, not a med student. But the best part about being American is that you can say whatever the heck you want in this country, as loopy and as goofy as it might sound.

So let the war of the words continue — that's what America is all about.


source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8293264/#TomCruise

From Eonline

With perhaps the blackest of moods are certain Desperate Housewives insiders, who report to me, uh, some desperation with the cast. I think you'll find it a surprise, too.

Guess which performer has been so "difficult" with his nine-to-five negotiations, according to some ABC sources, that he was asked not to attend the recent upfronts in New York?

That's right. It's a he (the girliest eyebrows in the Biz if you ask me), Jesse Metcalfe.

"He showed up in New York," relayed a top Desperate source of mine. "He was in a T-shirt and jeans and was asked to leave."

Pray tell, this can't be true! What does the hunky gardener have to say for himself?

"Jesse wasn't even in New York," said J.M.'s flack, who was concerned enough with this item he interrupted his London vacay. "There was never any problem with Jesse and the show."

"Okay, who's fibbing here?" I asked the too kind flack. "More than one D.H. source insists Jesse's been, uh, problematic to deal with. Why would they make that up?"

"I don't know," sighed the publicist. "But it's wildly inaccurate."

We'll see, and prime time sure will tell. I guess we can treat this one like a pregnancy rumor, because the same sources who claim Jesse's been ruffling executive feathers also predict he will be in fewer Desperate episodes come season two. Stay tuned.

And, hell, as long as I've still got that transatlantic call going, I pressed the Metcalfe repper who the real diva is on that show, since his client is supposedly all sweet and chiseled sugar.

"God knows!" he bellowed.

A bloody-good bellow I might add.
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I was never into the crunchy granola type babes and I'm still not especially intrigued by them, but Kate Hudson done gone and stole my cynical skank-loving heart away in these In Style (July 05) pics. Super cute!!


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And what's a post about rockstar wives without Mrs. Make Trade Fair, Gwyneth Paltrow? Here's she is looking all uninterested, blonde, and kind of gorgeous at the Glastonbury Music Festival today.


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And just to round out all the pretty, here's Hilary Swank looking a little Hilary Rank in some version of Glamour I'm not familiar with. I'm not a fan. You'll live.


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Paul Winchell, the voice of Tigger from Winnie the Pooh just died. He was also a famous venterelequist. He won a grammy for "The Wonderful Things About Tigger". He died at his home today, in Moorpark CA.

Jessica Simpson; Mischa Barton and Brandon Davis

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Jessica Simpson is taking a page out of the Angelina Jolie playbook.
At the recent press junket for Dukes of Hazzard, journalists were forced to sign an agreement basically forbidding them asking the tough questions, like: "How big is Johnny Knoxville's wee wee?" and "Is it better from behind?"

The agreement read, in part:

I understand and agree that my participation in the aforementioned press day is for the purpose of writing features about the production of Dukes of Hazzard, and not a profile of any specific participant. My questions & story will relate to the film and its production.
Thankfully this little agreement won't stop the celebrity weeklies from talking about the union of the Simpson/Lachey marriage - because for some inexplicable reason, they sell magazines!

Simpson is really hoping that Dukes performs well at the box office because she really wants to be a big-time actress! And, if her video for These Boots Are Made For Walking is any indication, we look forward to seeing many of her films on Skinemax very soon.

Marvel honcho Avi Arad recently announced that Simpson screen tested for a feature adaptation of the Mort the Dead Teenager comic book, and unfortunately, she won't be playing Mort if the movie rolls into production. She'll be "the girlfriend."

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