June 4th, 2005

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HOW TO MAKE OHNOTHEYDIDNT LESS SHITTY

(OR KEEP IT AWESOME)

BY YOUR FAITHFUL MODERATOR, GEE THREE KAY

1.  Don't re-post things that have been rejected.  I had to delete that fucking Katamari Damacy fake movie post like fuckin' four times.  This adds to the frustration level for the mods, leading to explosions of passion like the ones y'all saw tonight.  Yes, that's how we "act out."  Killing each other irl with assault weapons or bare, white hot wit may be more constructive, but we're not known for our common sense.

2.  Keep it down on the personal attacks.  Like it says in the info (if you haven't read it, do it now!) you should be prepared to take a little bit of stupid shit from people.  It is, after all, the internet.  But, as we saw tonight, there's nothing that can make a community crappy as quickly and thoroughly as LJ drama.  Whether you are a mod or a simple serf in the wonderful feudal society that is our humble community, we all serve a higher purpose.  What purpose that is has yet to be found.

3.  This community is for you.  It's not about the mods, it's not about who comments the most, it's not about sweet_tiffany82 - it's about celebrities, popular culture, gossip, and - most importantly - your reactions to it.  So let's get back down to business and start focusing on the important things in life, like Lindsay Lohan's tits and Katie Holmes's upper lip.  And, of course, huge nipples.


P.S. ohnotheydidnt's one-year anniversary is a little over a month from now.  Any ideas on how to celebrate?  Ideas involving prizes n00dz are the best.

P.P.S. OMG ADD the_in_sound!!! AND EAT DORITOS!!!!!
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MADONNA GETS INTO THE FRAGRANCE BIZ


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3 JUNE 2005

While Madonna's fans have been imitating her many iconic looks for decades, now followers of the Material Girl can wear her scent.

According to British newspaper The Sun, she's planning on launching an eponymous fragrance this Christmas in a deal reportedly worth £5 million.

The perfume's debut will apparently coincide with the release of the chameleonic singer's upcoming album. But for those who can't wait to buy a piece of the pop superstar, Lotsa De Casha, the fifth book in Madonna's line of children's stories, hits bookstores on June 7.

source: PEREZHILTON.COM
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From Eonline...

by Jefferson Reid | June 3, 2005


Anger Mismanagement: This week, Star has the skinny on Lindsay Lohan, and it has nothing to do with her swiftly plummeting poundage. It seems that after publicly tiffing with Hilary Duff, her ex-beau Wilmer Valderrama and her deadbeat dad, Lindsay is supposedly now in a snit over Scarlett Johansson. An anonymous "friend" of Lohan's says she's "eaten up" with jealousy because "Scarlett is a certifiable A-list actress, whereas she's seen as a B-list teen queen." Maybe rubbing it in a little, the mag notes that Scarlett stars opposite Oscar winner Woody Allen in the upcoming Match Point, while Lindsay costars with a car in Herbie: Fully Loaded. Not to mention the fact that Scarlett earns $7.5 million per picture, while Lohan pulls down a "mere" $2 mil. Reportedly even more galling to Lohan is the fact that Scarlett got the star treatment when she recently visited one of Lindsay's favorite hangouts, L.A.'s Spider Club. Lohan's reputed pal says, "As far as she's concerned, it's her club...and she should be the one treated like the star." Perhaps as a result of this imagined snub, the mag reports that Lindsay subsequently spent an evening in a flirt-marathon with Scarlett's sometime flame Jared Leto. Very mature. Lindsay has her charms, so we wouldn't question her boyfriend-stealing skills, but we're guessing she won't be taking any parts away from Scarlett until she learns the difference between acting and acting up.
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Excerpts from the latest Star & InTouch magazines

"I've seen it. Kenny's not super modes, so trust me - it's big. We call it 'The Yak'."
- A close friend of Kenny Chesney, commenting on Renee Zellweger's new husband's, ahem, appendage.

"Anne [Heche] broke my heart into a million pieces. I'd watch the sun come up and then go down and I'd literally be in the same place on the floor."
- Ellen DeGeneres

"His lips are pretty famous, and I could name three dozen women who could tell you what it's like kissing him, but I wanted to find out for myself."
- Robert Downey Jr., on his make-out scene with his 'Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang' co-star Val Kilmer

"I enjoy a little naked time in my house. I enjoy my nakedness."
- Dominic Monaghan

There's good news and bad news for Ken Jennings, the record-setting winner of TV game show Jeopardy! The good: He's reportedly inked a deal with Comedy Central to host his own quiz show next year. The bad: He just lost a three-day Jeopardy! tournament of champions.

Ashlee Simpson knows a good-looking man when she sees one! The singer spotted Kevin Hill star Taye Diggs out clubbing in New York and promptly asked him on a date! Taye, 33, was flattered but told her he is "very married" to Broadway star Idina Menzel. Ashlee, 20, is enjoying playing the field and has been spotted getting cozy with Wilmer Valderrama and her guitarists Braxton Olita. "She loves guys," says a friend. "She told me Taye was 'like the hottest guy ever.'"
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Kelly Osbourne in rehab again?

Us Weekly has learned exclusively that Kelly Osbourne, 20, checked into Las Encinas hospital, a drug treatment center in Pasadena, California on June 2 .\" She's going to be in for a couple of weeks,\" a source close to the singer tells Us\" She's slipped into some of her old problems and is not doing so well. Everyone is supporting her.\" Another source close to the Osbourne clan adds, \" Friends are concerned, but know that she's strong and that she's pulled through before and will this time as well. \" In April of 2004 Osbourne spent time at Promises, a treatment center in Malibu, California for an addiction to perscription pain killers. Both her brother Jack and father Ozzy Osbourne have battled drug addiction. Osbourne's rep tells Us, \" Kelly is in a facility dealing with some personal issues. She'll be back in a few weeks.\"

SOURCE: USmagazine.com
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Christy Romano AKA Kim Possible

Interesting 60-second article from Chris Rose. He's a writer for the Times Pick-ya-nose (Times Picayune) here in New Orleans (and surrounding areas). Anyway... He interviews Christy Romano, who has something to say about Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.

The 60-Second Interview
KIM POSSIBLE
Saturday, June 04, 2005
Chris Rose

At age 21, Christy Romano is a seasoned showbiz player -- a veteran of Broadway ("Beauty & the Beast"), sitcoms ("Even Stevens") and film ("Everyone Says I Love You"), just to name a few.

But her biggest star turn is as the voice of Kim Possible, the Disney Channel's effervescent superhero cheerleader who delivers the world from evil destruction pretty much on a daily basis.

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Columnist Chris Rose can be reached at chris.rose@timespicayune.com; or at (504) 352-2535 or (504) 826-3309.
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Rod Stewart Seeks Divorce...

Stewart Seeks Divorce 6 Years After Split


Jun 4, 7:35 PM (ET)

By The Associated Press

(AP) Rod Stewart attends the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in this Monday, March 14,...
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LOS ANGELES (AP) - Singer Rod Stewart has filed for divorce from actress Rachel Hunter, citing irreconcilable differences.

Hunter, 35, and the veteran British rocker were married in 1990, but split in 1999, court documents filed Thursday show. Hunter originally filed for divorce in 2003 but later withdrew her request for unspecified reasons.

The couple have two children, 12-year-old Liam and 10-year-old Rene.

Stewart, 60, recently announced that his longtime fiancee, model-photographer Penny Lancaster, was pregnant. He said the baby is due in early December.

Lancaster's agent, Nicholas Young, has said the couple would make wedding plans once Stewart's divorce from Hunter was final.

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“DANGEROUS CURVES…THE TOUR” ON BROADWAY.  A Fashion Event to Benefit Girls, Inc.

 

NEW YORK, NY (May 15, 2005) –
 
Toccara Jones, of America’s Next Top Model and Erica Collins, the current Miss Plus America will be featured models  at "Dangerous Curves...The Tour On Broadway"
 
Voluptuous, Curvy, Sexy, Fashionable, Sizzling and Empowering are all words that describe the catwalk models of the highly anticipated return of Dangerous Curves…the Tour, the hot traveling runway fashion show for plus size women.  The show is scheduled for Sunday, June 26th  in trendy and fashionably chic Soho, Manhattan.
 
After a sold-out event in Washington, DC, the tour returns to New York with another sizzling runway show featuring the collections of designers and retailers who give curvy girls the looks they crave, in the sizes they need.  The show will showcase the collections of Big Girls United (BGU), Monif C., Michelle’s of New York, Osun Designs, the Daisy Malone Collection, Size Queen, Jewel Shannon and more.
 
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Becks in L.A.

Perez Hilton reports:

David Beckham (photographed on Friday) continued his US media blitz with a recent trip to Los Angeles. The British stud is set to open a soccer academy this fall near LA. David and Languid Spice are enjoying their trip to the States so much that Becks is even talking about possibling moving here!

Asked if he might move to the United States at some point, Beckham said, “Yeah, I think it’s always a possibility. In my career, things have happened and situations have happened and I never, ever thought that I’d be playing anywhere apart from England. But I’m playing in Spain now, and there is an opportunity to come to America, and I am thinking about it, definitely.”

FYI..Posh Spice is here in LA for her own publicity stunt. She will be at Kitson Saturday showcasing her Rock n Republic Jeans. I would love to be your correspondant, but I already ordered my pair off the web site. Click on the link for all the details on her in-store appearance. ShopKitson.com.

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