"Hey Colbert & Stewart: Keep talking junk, and Conan is going to come over to your studio and shut you up... PERMANENTLY. In other words, you boys better check yourself before you WRECK yourself!!"
Gasp! Its accurate.
Note Colbert's wonky ear lol.
(Sorry Colbert/Stewart fans, I must pick my side and I have sworn my allegiance to the Ginger Kingdom.)