Natalee Holloway case solved: Joran van der Sloot confesses!

After months of undercover investigation by Dutch crime reporter Peter R. de Vries, the Natelee Holloway case has been solved. According to De Vries she was indeed murdered by Joran van der Sloot.
Van der Sloot confessed while secretly being taped. The parents of Natalee Holloway have been informed of these new facts by De Vries personally. Aruba has reopened the case, which was closed last month.
Peter R. de Vries was going to show his scoop on prime time Dutch TV, this Sunday, but website Volkomen Kut found an open dir of de Vries his personal website, with a transcript of the program on it and beat him to it. The program of De Vries will be broadcast in a extra long tv-special on SBS6.

So much for the runaway scenario. She was dead all along.

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