Amy Allen (tabloidaddict) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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Mischa Barton goes nude



Mischa Barton has been an elusive scamp in recent years, flashing a booby here, a fanny there, but then laughing in our faces, saying, "Haha loser, look at my pasties, look at my flesh-toned undies." But just yesterday Mischa loosened her morals--then loosened her shirt--at Sundance, where her new film, Assassination of a High School President, debuted. In the film she spends over ten minutes in a bathtub, where we see Mischa's breasts three times. This makes the second Mischa nude scene that's making the festival circuit, after Closing the Ring opened at the Toronto fest. Naturally we take our knocker rumors with a grain of salt until we see photographic evidence, but these reports are promising, so until we can sneak our night-vision camera into a screening, use your imagination. What, did you think it was there to conjure up theories about what mysteries will be revealed in the new season of Lost? No, dummy, it's there for conceptualizing chest canons.

ETA: Edited for those confused.

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