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The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians



25.  Chuck Klosterman



He Is:

A Pop-culture obsessed and farm-raised hipster who writes for GQ and ESPN.

Looks Like:

Someone who has penned 14 books on the spiritual nature of the vulva. 


24. Al Franken



He Is:

Writer. Possible candidate. Rush Limbaugh tormentor.

Looks Like:

The art director of Lands' End catalog. 

23.  Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora

 

They Are:

Founding members of Bon Jovi.

They Look Like:

They found a career resurgence as Le Tigre. 

22. Robert Redford



He Is:

Actor. Director.

Looks Like:

The head of Women's Studies at Community College of Denver. 

21. Don Imus



He Is:

The Disc jockey and humorist whose comments about the Rutgers University women's basketball team in 2007 led to the name "Imus" being mentioned on a college campus for the first time in 35 years.

Looks Like:

Someone who has lived with the same woman of color she met while working at San Mateo Y in 1962. 

20.  Warren Beatty



He Is:

Actor. Director. Former BFF of Carly Simon.

Looks Like:

The famed foe of Bobby Riggs.

19.  Roger Ebert



He Is:

Pulitzer prize-winning columnist and film critic. Screenwriter whose films include Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

Looks Like:

A late 1950s feminist who currently designs non-gender specific lingerie and underwear. 

18.  Kyle MacLachlan



He Is:

Actor known for his work with David Lynch and Elizabeth Berkley.

Looks Like:

A manager of a website about two pet dogs.

17.  Masi Oka



He is:

Actor. Time Magazine whiz kid. Reported I.Q. of 180 (same as cast of Carpoolers).

Looks Like:

An author of a paper stating sex with a man is, by definition, a hate crime.

16.  Mo Rocca



He Is:

We're not really sure what he actually does.

Looks Like:

A time-traveling lesbian from the future.

15.  John Denver


He Was:

Singer. Country boy. Aviator.

Looks Like:

The founder of Colorado's first Lesbian Games, a non-competitive Olympics guaranteeing "participation trophies" for all entrants.

14.  Peter Criss



He Is:

Musician. Drummer in bottom-feeding glam rock group.

Looks Like:

A collector of cat memorabilia. 

13.  Lance Burton



He Is:

Creepy Las Vegas-based magician.

Looks Like:

A K.D. Lang stand in.

12.  Gary LeVox



He Is:

Lead singer of Rascal Flatts.

Looks Like:

A stage security at the Lilith Fair. 

11.  Richard Butler



He Is:

The Molly-Ringwald-serenading lead singer of the Psychedelic Furs.

Looks Like:

The co-founder of online erotic products store exclusively for lesbians, "Toys for Twats." 

10.  Dana Carvey



He Is:

Comic. Actor. Drummer. Impersonator of the President Bush with more successful foreign policy. In 1990s, he partnered with fellow SNL alum and man who looks like an old (or middle-aged) lesbian, Mike Myers, in a series of successful films about life in the suburbs.

Looks Like:

The runner of a rescue service for emotionally abused cats.

9.  Rick James



He Was:

Musician. Famously sampled funk legend. Freak with supposed super abilities. Fan of hair extensions. Troubled individual.

Looks Like:

A person who reportedly married lesbian comic who goes by the single name "Margaret." 

8.  Simon Le Bon and other members of Duran Duran



They Are:

Musicians. Video stars. Inventors of the 1980s. Minstrels for Princess Diana.

They Look Like:

Financiers of such lesbian-themed films as The Secret That is My Garden and Rocky V

7.  Tim Robbins



He Is:

Actor. Writer. Tall person. Compulsive do-gooder in a less crazy than Sean Penn way.

Looks Like:

Winner of 12 straight division wins as coach of Florida Gators women's volleyball team in the late 1970s and early 80s.

6.  Mike Nichols



He Is:

Writer. Director. Comic. Long-time partner to morning news show anchor Diane Sawyer. Directed Angels in America and Catch-22.

Looks Like:

Director of four episodes of The L Word.

5.  Morten Anderson



He Is:

Football player. Ageless place kicker.

Looks Like:

A guard in women's prison.

4.  Mike Myers



He Is:

Comic actor. Writer. Scatalogical-minded, sequel-happy entertainer at both Scottish and English accents who, in past films, has pointed out shortcomings in U.K.'s dental hygiene.

Looks Like:

An activist, promoting causes of transgender animated characters and company logos. 

3.  Ricky Gervais



He Is:

Comic. Writer. Actor. Creator of the hugely popular The Office and the somewhat less popular Extras.

Looks Like:

Someone who moved to Aleutian Islands with social worker partner and is studying to be a priest in the Anglican Church.

2.  Kim Jong-Il



He Is:

Leader of North Korea.

Looks Like:

A Lea-DeLaria-impersonating soccer mom. 

and number one:

BRUCE JENNER

    

   

He Is:

An old lesbian.

Looks Like:

An old lesbian.

source: http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html

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Thoughts? I think some rearrangements could have been made to make room for Bono, William Shatner and Bret Mchaels, but overall, this list was accurate enough to make my never-married most likely a lesbian aunt uncomfortable.

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