Surfhus (surfhus) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

Rock of Love 2 First Episode Preview

We just got finished watching the first episode of Rock of Love 2 and it seems like the girls are wild enough to easily fill the shoes of their predecessors. Well, they'll fill the DD bras of their predecessors any rate. We don't want to give too much away before the season premiere (Sunday at 9/8c), but here a few a few tidbits to whet your appetite:

- There's a big surprise right before all the girls enter the house, and an even bigger surprise during the elimination ceremony.

- Something rather...consuming causes one of the girls to miss the elimination ceremony.

- One girl reveals that to her, the letters "VIP" stand for something more...vaginally oriented.

- Remember the divide between the "slutty" girls and the "bitchy" girls that became apparent during the second episode last season? It's there again and it's apparent almost immediately.

- One of the girls is a swinging bisexual who announces, "If I'm not getting it from Bret, then I'm gonna go find some hot girl to make out with."

- One of the girls is French.

- One of the girls is 45!

-  One of the girls is a germaphobe and, as such, could be the most misguided individual to ever enter the ...of Love universe.

- Case and point: Bret makes out at least a dozen times during the course of the one-hour premiere. Here's one girl's imitation:

And all of that is to say that the faces may have changed, but the hassles are just the same.

Are. You. Ready. To. Rock?

Clearly, Bret is.



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