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CELEBRITY MUG SHOTS!

This is my first post in three years. Be gentle.

Celebrity Mug Shots
80 pictures behind the cut.




From Frank Sinatra to Al Pacino to Johnny Cash. Either it's rappers on gun charges or actors on DUI charges. It's all here.





Tim Allen

Actor Tim Allen was busted in May 1997 by Bloomfield Township, Michigan cops and charged with drunk driving. He later pleaded guilty and was ordered to pay a fine and attend alcohol counseling.




Anthony Anderson

Actor Anthony Anderson was arrested in July 2004 for the aggravated rape of a woman who police say was assaulted after being lured into a production trailer on a Memphis movie set. According to the Shelby County Sheriff's Office, Anderson, 33, and Wayne Witherspoon, 42, violated the woman, a movie extra, "with their hands and took pictures of her while she was nude." In October 2004, a judge, calling the case "suspicious," dismissed the rape charges against Anderson and Witherspoon.




Michael Archer - D'Angelo

R&B singer Michael Archer (aka D'Angelo) was arrested in November 2002 by Virginia cops and charged with assault, disorderly conduct, and other misdemeanors. The charges stemmed from an incident which began when the Grammy winner allegedly cut off a female motorist. According to cops, D'Angelo cursed out and spit on the woman. When police arrived at the 28-year-old crooner's suburban Richmond to serve an arrest warrant, they had to subdue the agitated performer with a blast of pepper spray.




Billie Joe Armstrong

Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong was arrested by Berkeley, California cops in January 2003 and charged with drunk driving. The 30-year-old punk rocker was behind the wheel of his black BMW convertible when police pulled him over for speeding. After smelling booze on his breath, police administered a Breathalyer test, with Armstrong blowing a .18, more than twice the state's legal limit of .08.

Does his face remind you of anyone?



How about now?





Ron Artest

Temperamental NBA star Ron Artest was arrested in March 2007 on a spousal abuse rap after police responded to his California home following a 911 call from the athlete's wife. The Sacramento Kings forward, who was charged with domestic violence and using force to keep a victim from reporting a crime, was booked into the Placer County jail. He was released after posting $50,000 bail.




Steve Austin - Stone Cold

Wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin (real name: Steve Williams) pleaded no contest in November 2002 to a misdemeanor charge of assaulting his wife during a domestic dispute. The numbers on the wall apparently indicate the metric system used by the Bexar County (Texas) Sheriff's office. Austin is about 6' 3", or 1.93 meters.




Charles Barkley

Former NBA star Charles Barkley was arrested by Milwaukee police in December 1991 for allegedly punching a man in the face. In June 1992, a jury acquitted him of the assault charge.




Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton was arrested on a drunk driving charge in Los Angeles in December 2007. The actress, 21, was nabbed by sheriff's deputies in West Hollywood after her vehicle was spotted "straddling two lanes of traffic" and she failed to signal when making a turn. After being pulled over, the former star of "The O.C." was found to have been driving under the influence (and without a license, to boot). She was booked at the West Hollywood Sheriff's Station, where her bail was set at $10,000.

Mischa Barfin'.




Yasmine Bleeth

Former "Baywatch" star Yasmine Bleeth was arrested in September 2001 by Michigan police and charged with cocaine possession. The actress pleaded guilty to one criminal count and was sentenced in January 2002 to two years probation and 100 hours of community service.

Yikes! What is going on in this picture? She looks like she wants to scream and throw cats at me. Those bags under her eyes could hold more groceries than a Walmart.




David Bowie

Music legend David Bowie was arrested in upstate New York in March 1976 on a felony pot possession charge. The Thin White Duke, 29 at the time, was nabbed along with Iggy Pop and two other codefendants at a Rochester hotel following a concert. Bowie was held in the Monroe County jail for a few hours before being released. The below Rochester Police Department mug shot was taken three days after Bowie's arrest, when the performer appeared at City Court for arraignment.

Can vampires be fierce?




Bobby Brown

Singer Bobby Brown was photographed twice on November 7, 2002. After Atlanta cops charged him with possession of marijuana, speeding, and driving without a license or proof of insurance, they discovered an outstanding warrant in neighboring DeKalb County (where he was popped in April 1996 for DUI). The oft-arrested Mr. Whitney Houston posed first at the Atlanta City Jail in a khaki shirt, and after posting bond was transported to the DeKalb County Jail for a second, more casual b'ball jersey/t-shirt photo. He posed for a third mug (in a nifty striped sweater) on January 17, 2003 after pleading guilty to the 1996 DUI and being sentenced to eight days in jail. The fourth mug shot was taken in August 2003 after Brown was picked up for alleged probation violations. The recidivist was photographed at the DeKalb County Jail in February 2004, after a judge revoked his probation. And finally, in July 2004 Brown reported to the Fulton County Jail for booking in order to avoid an arrest warrant after he got busted in December 2003 for misdemeanor battery following a fight with the missus. Oops, we said finally, but Brown was arrested again in March 2006 in Massachusetts after a check turned up a 1992 warrant for unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle and an uninsured motor vehicle trailer. He posted for the bottom photo and posted $40 bail before heading out on his way.

This guy can't seem to stay out of jail. I hope the butt sex is good enough for him to keep going back.




Kobe Bryant

NBA superstar Kobe Bryant is pictured in this mug shot taken by Colorado cops on July 4, 2003 following his arrest for allegedly sexually assaulting a 19-year-old hotel employee. Eagle County prosecutors are currently deciding whether to formally file charges against the 24-year-old Los Angeles Laker.





Calvin Broadus - Snoop Dogg

The rapper Snoop Dogg was booked on a felony charge of possession of a dangerous weapon in November 2006. Snoop (real name: Calvin Broadus) posed for the below mug shot while being processed by the Orange County Sheriff's Department. The performer, 35, was charged in connection with an incident at John Wayne Airport during which security personnel discovered a collapsible baton in his luggage.

LOL LOL, Snoop Dogg and aurosan have something in common afterall.





Nick Carter

Backstreet Boy Nick Carter was arrested by California cops in March 2005 and charged with drunk driving. The 25-year-old singer was pulled over at about 7:30 PM for a traffic violation and was determined to be drunk during questioning by police. After failing a field sobriety test, Carter was booked into the Huntington Beach City Jail and released after four hours in custody. Carter was issued a citation and, according to a police spokesman, officers are determining whether to file additional charges against the performer.




Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash was arrested in October 1965 at the El Paso International Airport after U.S. Customs agents found hundreds of pep pills and tranquilizers in his luggage as he returned from a trip to Juarez, Mexico. The Man in Black spent a night in the county jail and later pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor count, for which he paid a $1000 fine and received a 30-day suspended sentence.

I HATE JOHNNY CASH.




Duane Chapman - Dog the Bounty Hunter

Bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman posed for the below mug shot after his June 2003 arrest in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Chapman, 50 at the time, was charged with felony restraint after he traveled south of the border to track down Max Factor cosmetics heir Andrew Luster, who had jumped bail and fled the U.S. in the middle of his California rape trial. According to Mexican authorities, as Luster was being stuffed into a car by Chapman and his cohorts, the reality TV star announced, "You can never escape from the Dog." In August 2007, a Mexican court dismissed all charges against Chapman because the statute of limitations had expired.




Corey Clark - American Idol 1

"American Idol" finalist Corey Clark was arrested in October 2002 by Kansas cops following a disturbance in his family's Topeka home. He was charged with a variety of misdemeanors, including battery on four law enforcement officers, battery on his sister, and endangering a child. Producers booted him from the second season of the show in March 2003 for not disclosing the arrest. In a June deal with prosecutors, Clark pleaded no contest to "obstructing legal process" and was sentenced to six months unsupervised probation and ordered to pay $116 in court costs. Two other misdemeanor counts were dropped as part of the plea agreement.

Diana Ross.




George Clinton

George Clinton, the colorful singer known as Dr. Funkenstein, was busted in December 2003 by Florida cops and charged with possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia. The 62-year-old Parliament-Funkadelic founder, who owns a home in Tallahassee, spent less than an hour in the Leon County Jail before coming up with the $2650 he needed to bond out.

Ah, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty (Christina), you nasty (yeah)
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to paaaarty (woo!)





Sean Combs - P Dummy

In December of 1999, Combs and girlfriend Jennifer Lopez were partying at a nightclub in New York just off Times Square, when shooting broke out. Combs and Lopez were in the back seat of a Lincoln Navigator registered to Combs' Bad Boy Entertainment when it was pulled over near Club New York on West 43rd Street shortly after 3 a.m. Police said the driver, Wardel Fenderson, 41, went through a red light before stopping. Alledgely, Police recovered a 9 mm handgun from the vehicle. Combs, Lopez, Fenderson and bodyguard Anthony Jones, 34, of the Bronx, were arrested after several hours of questioning at the Midtown South Precinct. Charges against Lopez were quickly dismissed. But Combs, his driver and bodyguard faced arraignment on two potential felonies.


McCauley Culkin

Macaulay Culkin was nabbed in Oklahoma for possession of marijuana and two controlled dangerous substances (Xanax and sleeping pills) for which he did not have a prescription. The bleary-eyed actor, 24, posed for the below Oklahoma County Sheriff's Office mug shot following a traffic stop of his buddy's car in September 2004. Culkin, best known for starring in the "Home Alone" movies, was arrested and briefly jailed before being released on $4,000 bond.

I see what Michael Jackson sees. Those eyes, they say "hey you, come here." And that nose is like, "Do you want a piece of me?" And man, those lips are some cocksucker lips if I ever saw some. Come get a piece of this.




Kim Delaney

Former "NYPD Blue" star Kim Delaney was popped in Los Angeles in January 2002 for drunk driving. In February 2002, the actress pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to probation and ordered to pay a fine.




Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr. was photographed by the California Department of Corrections in August 1999 while serving time on a drug conviction. The second mug shot was taken in April 2001 after the actor was busted in a Culver City alley for investigation of being under the influence of a controlled substance.




Tara Patrick - Carmen Electra

Tara Patrick (aka Carmen Electra) was arrested by Miami Beach police in November 1999 and charged with battering her husband, former NBA star Dennis Rodman. However, charges against the "Baywatch" star were eventually dropped.




Sergei Fedorov

Hockey superstar Sergei Fedorov was photographed by Royal Oak, Michigan cops in September 2001 after his arrest for driving while impaired. Officers stopped the 31-year-old Detroit Red Wing for running a red light and asked him to take a Breathalyzer test. When the NHL star registered a .09 blood alcohol content--just below the .10 required for a drunk driving charge--Fedorov was hit with the misdemeanor impaired driving rap. In January 2002, the athlete pleaded guilty and was sentenced to a year's probation, directed to perform 100 hours of community service, and ordered to pay fines and court costs.




Jane Fonda

Actress and activist Jane Fonda was arrested in November 1970 in Cleveland, Ohio after getting into a scuffle with law enforcement officers at an airport. U.S. Customs agents busted Fonda, 32 at the time, for having over a hundred vials of pills in her possession. Charges were later dropped after it was found that some of the pills were vitamins and others were legally prescribed to her.

Power to the people! You make that first, girl. You make that fist real tight and you throw it up in the air and wave it like you just started to care!




Bill Gates

Microsoft boss Bill Gates was photographed by the Albuquerque, New Mexico police in 1977 after a traffic violation (details of which have been lost over time).

FROM retrowaster



LOL




Mel Gibson

This mug shot of Mel Gibson was taken following the Hollywood star's slur-spewing drunk driving bust in July 2006. Considering some of the booking photos previously snapped by Los Angeles sheriff's deputies, the 50-year-old actor looks downright dapper.




Stephen Glover - Steve-O

"Jackass" star Steve-O (aka Stephen Glover) was arrested in August 2002 for exposing himself during a nightclub performance in Louisiana. Glover allegedly stapled his scrotum to his thigh and also participated in another stunt during which a bouncer slammed a patron's head on the ground. The 28-year-old Johnny Knoxville sidekick, who was charged with obscenity and being an accessory to second-degree battery, is scheduled to be arraigned December 16.

One ugly motherfucker.




Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant was arrested in June 1995 by Hollywood police who caught him in the act with hooker Divine Brown. The actor pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor lewd conduct charge and was sentenced to two years probation, and ordered to pay a fine.




Tonya Harding

Olympic skater Tonya Harding was booked into a Clark County, Washington lockup in February 2000 on a domestic violence charge after she punched and threw a hubcap at a former boyfriend. Harding, best known for her role in the 1994 attack on skating rival Nancy Kerrigan, was sentenced to three days in jail and 10 days of community service.

"...She punched and threw a hubcap at former boyfriend." When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you hubcaps, throw them.




Clifford Harris - T.I.

Rapper T.I. (real name: Clifford Harris) was arrested by Florida cops in September 2003 and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, trespassing, and disorderly conduct after security guards accused him and some friends of creating a disturbance at a Hillsborough County mall. In January 2005 he pleaded guilty to the charges and was sentenced to 18 months of probation and 75 hours of community service.




Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix was arrested at Toronto International Airport airport in May 1969 after customs inspectors found heroin and hashish in his luggage. Hendrix, who claimed the drugs were slipped into his bag by a fan without his knowledge, was later acquitted of the charges.




I AM A GIANT BAG OF USED TAMPONS

Nick Hogan, son of wrestling icon Hulk Hogan, has been arrested on charges of felony reckless driving involving serious bodily injury stemming from his involvement in a car accident August 26, 2007.

Every palm tree in South Florida is safer now that Nick Bollea lost his driver's license.




Allen Iverson

NBA superstar Allen Iverson surrendered to Philadelphia police in July 2002 to face gun and assault raps, charges that were all subsequently dismissed by a Municipal Court judge.




Curtis Jackson - 50 Cent

Rapper 50 Cent (aka Curtis Jackson) was photographed in August 1994 while serving time in a New York State Department of Correctional Services shock incarceration program. 50, then 19, had pleaded guilty to felony charges of peddling heroin and crack cocaine.

Why does he look like he he's hiding a vagina somewhere? He looks like a black Sinead O'Connor.





Jesse Jackson

Jesse Jackson was arrested by Decatur, Illinois cops in December 1999 and charged with criminal trespass and contributing to the delinquency of a minor in connection with a demonstration at a local high school. The civil rights activist was protesting the expulsion of six students who were kicked out of school for fighting.

Referencing his upper lip, that is one GIANT booger!




Joshua Jackson

Actor Joshua Jackson was arrested by Raleigh cops in November 2002 and charged with drunkenly assaulting a security guard at a Carolina Hurricanes hockey game. The 24-year-old "Dawson's Creek" star registered a blood alcohol level of .14 (North Carolina's limit is .08) when tested at the Wake County Jail.




Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was photographed by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's office following his November 2003 arrest for child molestation. The 45-year-old "King of Pop" was released after posting $3 million bail.

Can you put McCauley's mug shot next to mine?




Jay Jenkens - Young Jeezy

Rapper Jay Jenkins (aka Young Jeezy) was arrested by Florida cops in March 2006 and charged with two counts of carrying a concealed firearm without a permit. According to Miami Beach police, Jeezy, 28, was busted after an alleged shootout in South Beach involving members of his entourage. After officers stopped him and his crew a short time later, they found Jeezy with a semi-automatic gun under his seat and another near the armrest...

He was then transported to the Miami-Dade County jail where he posed for the below mug shot.







Kimberly Jones - Li'l Kim

Lil' Kim (aka Kimberly Jones) was arrested by New Jersey cops in July 1996 and charged with possession of marijuana. The rapper was rounded up after a police raid on the Teaneck home of Biggie Smalls (aka Christopher Wallace), her rap rabbi.

Oh my God, she looks so cute here! Where did that face go? 1996 was good to her! If I looked that good in a mugshot, I'd be killing bitches left and right for some quality county headshots, man.




Robert Kelly

Singer Robert Kelly (aka R. Kelly) was arrested in June 2002 following his indictment in Chicago on 21 counts of child pornography.

I believe I can spy, I believe I can touch their privates. Think about it every night and day. Touch myself and masturbate. I believe I can soar. I see me running through that open door, before the cops come. I believe I can fly.




Daniel Dae Kim


ABC’s “Lost” star Daniel Dae Kim entered an initial plea of not guilty to a drunken driving charge Friday. Kim, 39, who plays Jin-Soo Kwon on the TV show, was arrested Oct. 25 when a Honolulu police officer spotted him driving erratically. His driver’s license was revoked Nov. 16 for six months, said Ronald Sakata, chief adjudicator for the Administrative Driver’s License Revocation Office.

Nick Nolte wants his hair back when you're done with it.




Larry King

CNN personality Larry King was arrested in December 1971 in Miami, Florida and charged with grand larceny. King, 38 at the time, was unable to pay back money he owed a financier he was doing some work for. While a judge threw out the larceny charge because the statute of limitations had run out, King pled no contest to one count of passing bad checks.




Martin Luther King

Martin Luther King Jr. was photographed by Alabama cops following his February 1956 arrest during the Montgomery bus boycotts. The historic mug shot, taken when King was 27, was discovered in July 2004 by a deputy cleaning out a Montgomery County Sheriff's Department storage room. It is unclear when the notations "DEAD" and "4-4-68" were written on the picture.


Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf, the star of "Transformers" and the upcoming Indiana Jones movie, was arrested in November 2007 after he refused to leave a Chicago Walgreens. The 21-year-old LaBeouf, who appeared to be intoxicated, was popped after he ignored a security guard's demand to leave the drugstore. The actor, pictured below in a Chicago Police Department mug shot, was hit with a misdemeanor criminal trespassing charge.




Kimora Lee Simmons

Kimora Lee Simmons, the then wife of music power Russell Simmons, was arrested in July 2004 and charged with marijuana possession and a variety of vehicular infractions following a traffic stop near her New Jersey estate. Saddle River police said Simmons, driving a Mercedes-Benz coupe, repeatedly ignored their directions to pull her car over as they followed in a cruiser with its lights flashing.

Where da baby phat at?




Juliette Lewis

Lewis was arrested for being underage in an underground dance club at the age of sixteen. She drove without a license until she was 21. However, she owned her own car but she bought it under a friend's names and had been driving the car illegally since the age of fifteen. Eventually, she got her license when she was pulled over for not stopping a stop sign.




Chris Klein

Chris Klein, the 26-year-old "American Pie" star, was arrested in February 2005 after San Diego sheriff's deputies pulled over a 2003 BMW he was driving. Klein was charged with two misdemeanors, each of which carries a maximum of six months in jail upon conviction. According to the criminal complaint, Klein had a blood alcohol content of .20 or higher, which is more than twice the California limit of .08. The actor was booked into a sheriff's lockup where he got fingerprinted and posed for the below mug shot.




Tommy Lee

Tommy Lee was arrested by North Carolina cops in October 1999 and charged with assault and inciting a riot with ethnic animosity (the alleged crimes occurred during a concert). In March 2000, Pam's ex pleaded no contest to simple assault and was sentenced to 18 months probation.

Oh my God, his hair is ALIVE. Chris Kirkpatrick's hair from 1999 is on the phone, asking for you.




Lindsay Lohan

OOPS!




Irving Lorenzo - Irv Gotti

Murder, Inc. head Irving Lorenzo (aka Irv Gotti) was arrested by Oakland, California police in August 2003 and charged with misdemeanor possession of a controlled substance. Cops found a single tab of Ecstasy in his pocket as he attempted to pass through a security checkpoint backstage at an R. Kelly show. And while it's not illegal, they also found Viagra on the 32-year-old rap impresario.




Inga Marchand - Foxy Brown

Inga Marchand, better known as the rapper Foxy Brown, was arrested in February 2007 after she allegedly went nuts at a beauty supply store in Pembroke Pines, Florida. According to police, an employee of Queen Beauty Supply spotted Marchand "utilizing beauty products" in the store's bathroom and told the performer that the shop was closed. The temperamental Marchand allegedly responded by spitting on the worker and throwing hair glue at him. When cops responded to a 911 call, Marchand swatted an officer's hand away and began "swinging her arms and struggling" with the cop, who was "forced to utilize a takedown maneuver to gain control" of the rapper. Marchand was charged with battery and obstruction of justice and was booked into the Broward County lockup.

She has those sexy shark eyes.




Vincent Margera - Don Vito

Vincent Margera, better known as Don Vito on the MTV show "Viva La Bam," was arrested by Colorado cops in August 2006 and charged with two felony counts of sexual assault on a child. According to police, Bam Margera's 50-year-old uncle inappropriately touched two girls (ages 12 and 14) while signing autographs at a mall. Margera, who faces up to two years in prison if convicted of the charges, spent about a week in the Jefferson County Jail (where he posed for the below mug shot) before posting $50,000 bond.

This is what I call: Pedophile Eyes. While his left eye stares at you, his right eye looks for your kids.




Marshall Mathers

Marshall Mathers, III (aka Eminem) was arrested twice in June 2000 on gun charges in Michigan, and was hit last year with probationary sentences in both cases, one in Royal Oak, the other in Warren (below you'll find mug shots from both those arrests). The rapper was nabbed by Warren cops for carrying a concealed weapon and assault after fighting with a man he saw kissing his estranged wife Kim outside of a club. He also got popped for brandishing a weapon during a parking lot beef with members of the rival rap outfit Insane




Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey was arrested by Austin, Texas police in October 1999 and charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia after a neighbor called to complain about music blaring from the actor's crib. When cops arrived, they found McConaughey dancing around in the buff and playing bongo drums. The drug charges against McConaughey were eventually dropped, though the star did plead guilty to violating Austin's noise ordinance, for which he paid a $50 fine.




Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith, former Playboy Playmate of the Year and widow of a rickety billionaire, was arrested on a drunk driving rap in Texas in 1989. After getting popped on the misdemeanor DUI charge, Smith posed for below mug shot snapped by the Houston Police Department.




John Osbourne - Ozzy Osbourne

John Osbourne (aka Ozzy Osbourne) was arrested by Memphis cops in May 1984 and charged with public intoxication. According to the police report, Ozzy was "staggering drunk" when nabbed on raucous Beale Street.

Anybody else see Freddie Prinze Jr's face in there?




Haley Joel Osment

Actor Haley Joel Osment was charged with drunk driving and marijuana possession after he crashed his 1996 Saturn station wagon while returning home from a Los Angeles concert in July 2006. The 18-year-old Osment, who starred as the boy who saw dead people in "The Sixth Sense," suffered minor injuries in the accident and was briefly hospitalized. Osment, who posed for a mug shot snapped by an L.A. sheriff's deputy, was released from custody after posting a $15,000 bond.

I wonder if he sees ugly people. In the mirror.




Al Pacino

A 21-year-old Al Pacino was traveling with two other men in a vehicle when police pulled over their car and found a .38 caliber pistol in the trunk after searching the vehicle. As a result, all three men, including Al Pacino, were taken into custody and charged. While all three men shared a similar story, it was later revealed by someone close to the case that at the time Al Palcino was helpful and friendly to police and cooperated in a civil manner. Despite his cooperation with police, Al Pacino revealed that he couldn’t pay the $2000 bail and spent three days in jail before being released.




Scottie Pippen

Houston police busted basketball star Scottie Pippen in April 1999 and charged him with drunk driving. Cops pulled over the six-time NBA champ's Mercedes after seeing him use an oncoming lane to pass cars stopped at a red light. Pippen, who was playing for the Rockets at the time, failed a field sobriety test and refused to take a Breathalyzer. Harris County prosecutors subsequently dismissed the misdemeanor charge.




Lou Rawls

R&B singer Lou Rawls was arrested in January 2003 by Albuquerque police and charged with assaulting his girlfriend. According to the criminal complaint, the 69-year-old Grammy winner, in town to perform at a local casino, argued with Nina Inman over a former girlfriend. Inman, who was staying with Rawls in a room at the Wyndham Hotel, told cops that Rawls grabbed her by the hair and threw her to the ground (cops noted that they observed scratches on Inman's neck). Charged with battery, Rawls was released from the Bernalillo County Jail after posting $2500 bail.




Keanu Reeves

Arrested in LA on May 5, 1993 for driving under the influence. Keanu allegedly confessed to the DUI. It has been reported that this mug shot made Reeves straighten his life out. It apparently reminded him of his father who is currently serving a 10 year sentence for drugs offences.




Paul Reubens - Pee Wee Herman

Paul Reubens (aka Pee-wee Herman) turned himself in to Los Angeles police in November 2002 after being charged with misdemeanor possession of kiddie porn. It was not the first run-in with the law for the 50-year-old actor, who was arrested by Florida cops in July 1991 and charged with indecent exposure. Pee-wee, who was nabbed at an adult movie house, later pleaded no contest to the charge. He was fined, had to pay court costs, and ordered to produce an anti-drug public service announcement.




Robert James Ritchie - Kid Rock

Robert James Ritchie (aka Kid Rock) was arrested in October 2007 by Georgia police and charged with misdemeanor simple battery after he and his entourage allegedly beat up another customer at a Waffle House following a post-concert meal. He posed for the second mug shot after being arrested by Nashville cops in February 2005 and charged with misdemeanor assault for getting into a fight with a Tennessee strip club DJ. Kid also posed for a police camera, as seen in the two older photos at the bottom of the page, when he was busted by Michigan cops in March 1991 and September 1997. Both arrests were alcohol related, though dispositions are unclear.




Dennis Rodman

Dennis Rodman was arrested by Miami Beach police in November 1999 and charged with assaulting his wife, actress Carmen Electra. Charges were dropped later that month. The former NBA star was arrested one month later in California (bottom mug shot) and charged with DWI. In July 2000, Rodman pleaded guilty to drunk driving and driving without a valid license charges. He was fined $2000 and placed on three years probation.

I wouldn't wanna share a bag of cocaine with him!




Michelle Rodriguez

Former "Lost" star Michelle Rodriguez was booked into a Los Angeles County jail in December 2007 to begin a six-month sentence for failing to complete her community service and alcohol monitoring that was ordered as part of her probation from a drunk driving arrest. Rodriguez, 29, admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of community service and by drinking alcohol while wearing a monitoring device.

AnaLucia says Hey.




Kenny Rogers

Petulant Texas Rangers pitcher Kenny Rogers was booked in July 2005 on a misdemeanor assault charge for roughing up a TV cameraman. During a 30-minute stop at the Tarrant County Jail, the All-Star, 40, was photographed, fingerprinted, and released after posting $1500 bond. He faces a maximum of a year in the can and a $4000 fine if convicted of shoving cameraman Larry Rodriguez to the ground prior to a June 29 game against the Angels.

I originally looked him up because I thought he was the guy from Jackass. I was wrong, he's a square. LITERALLY!




Axl Rose

Guns N' Roses lead singer Axl Rose was arrested by Arizona cops in February 1998 and charged with verbally abusing an employee of Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix. Rose, who cursed and shook his fist at a supervisor who wanted to look at his bags at a security checkpoint, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of disturbing the peace.




Mickey Rourke

Actor Mickey Rourke was arrested in November 2007 by Miami Beach police and charged with driving under the influence. According to cops, the "Sin City" star was seen making an illegal U-turn on his Vespa scooter and then weaving across the road. Once stopped, police noted that Rourke had bloodshot eyes and smelled of booze. He also didn't perform well on a series of sobriety tests. Rourke, 55, was then transported to the Miami-Dade County jail where he posed for the below mug shot and was held on $1000 bond.

1.) Sandpaper is NOT soap. 2.) Your face is not a street. 3.) Your pours could hold more grease than a can of Crisco.




Deion Sanders

NFL star Deion Sanders was arrested in June 1996 by Florida cops and charged with misdemeanor trespassing. Lee County Port Authority Police caught Sanders, who played for the Dallas Cowboys at the time, fishing on a lake owned by the Southwest Florida International Airport. The 28-year-old defensive back had ignored "no trespassing" and "no fishing" signs posted on the property as well as an earlier law enforcement warning to stay away from the lake.

What the fuck are you so happy about? Ahahaha!



Matthew Shafer - Uncle Kracker

Kracker, 33, was arrested at a hotel in suburban Cary. He was being held at the Wake County Jail on a $5 million bond. Sughrue said police had obtained a warrant charging Kracker with second-degree forcible sex offense. Kracker, whose real name is Matthew Shafer, was to appear in court Friday afternoon, said Wake County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Phyllis Stevens.




Tupac Shakur

Tupac Shakur was photographed by the New York State Department of Correctional Services in March 1995. The rap star, convicted in December 1994 of the felony sexual abuse of a female fan, spent a few months upstate before being bailed out by producer Suge Knight. Shakur, who was sentenced to 1-1/2-to-4-1/2 years in the can, was murdered in September 1996.



Shantae Harris - Da Brat

Rapper Shawntae Harris, (aka Da Brat) was arrested by Georgia cops in November 2007 and charged with felony aggravated assault. According to police, the 33-year-old Harris allegedly smashed a waitress in the face with a bottle of rum at an Atlanta area nightclub, sending the server to the hospital with cuts on her face and above her eye. The star of reality TV shows "Celebrity Fit Club" and "The Surreal Life" was booked into the DeKalb County Jail.

I hope it's the picture causing your face to look like a Potato Head. And that those leaves sprouting from the top is just the weave you forgot to take off.




Earl Simmons - DMX

Rapper DMX (aka Earl Simmons) spent time in the Erie County jail in March 2001 for driving around the Buffalo area without a license.




Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra was arrested by the Bergen County, New Jersey sheriff in 1938 and charged with carrying on with a married woman (yes, you could get popped for that back then). The charge was later changed to adultery, and eventually dismissed.




Christian Slater

Christian Slater was arrested at New York's John F. Kennedy Airport in December 1994 and charged with criminal possession of a weapon (the actor had packed a piece). Slater reached a plea agreement in early-1995 that required him to spend three days working with homeless children.




Scott Stapp - Jesus

Creed frontman Scott Stapp was arrested by Florida cops in July 2002 and charged with reckless driving after his SUV ran off the road before swerving back into the proper lane. The 29-year-old singer was busted when an Orange County Sheriff's deputy happened to be cruising nearby. Stapp was released from custody after posting $500 bond.




Aliaune Thiam - Akon

Akon (real name: Aliaune Damala Thiam) opted for a preppy look when he posed for the below mug shot in upstate New York in December 2007. The 34-year-old R&B singer was photographed by Town of Fishkill police after he appeared in court to enter a not guilty plea to a misdemeanor charge of endangering the welfare of a child. The arrest stemmed from a June incident at Dutchess Stadium where Akon tossed a 15-year-old fan off the stage after the boy was apparently fingered for throwing something at the performer.

Here's an appropriate song.





Chris Tucker

Comedian Chris Tucker was arrested in April 2005 and charged with reckless driving and fleeing to elude after he did not immediately pull over his speeding 2005 Bentley. Tucker, 33, spent about 30 minutes in a McDuffie County lockup before posting cash bond and being released. According to cops, the "Rush Hour" star, an Atlanta native, was doing 109 mph on Interstate 20 when clocked by state troopers.

Is he missing part of his forehead or what?




Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson posed for Arizona sheriff's deputies in November 2007 after reporting to a Maricopa County lockup to serve a day in jail. The former boxing champ, 41, had pleaded guilty to felony cocaine possession and a misdemeanor drunk driving count following a December 2006 arrest. In addition to a brief jail stay, Tyson was sentenced to three years probation, ordered to perform 360 hours of community service, and directed to undergo drug testing.




Mike Tyson

Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson was arrested in December 2006 on drunk driving and cocaine possession charges following a police stop outside an Arizona nightclub. Tyson, 40, was pulled over when his BMW nearly struck a sheriff's cruiser after he left a Scottsdale bar. When he failed field sobriety tests, the pugilist was arrested for driving under the influence. A subsequent search turned up two small bags of cocaine in Tyson's pocket and another bag in his car. He was booked into the Maricopa County Sheriff's lockup.




Again

Troubled ex-heavyweight champion Mike Tyson was busted by Arizona cops in December 2004 and charged with misdemeanor criminal damage. According to Scottsdale police, an inebriated Tyson departed the Pussycat Lounge at 12:45 AM and jumped on the hood of a stranger's car, causing about $1500 in damage (the boozy boxer/hood ornament was yelling at the car's driver while perched on his hands and knees on top of the 1999 Toyota Solara).




Robert Van Winkle - Vanilla Ice

Robert Van Winkle (aka Vanilla Ice) was arrested by Davie, Florida police in January 2001 after allegedly pulling hair out of his wife's head during an argument. Van Winkle, who copped to disorderly conduct in April 2001, was sentenced to probation and ordered to attend family therapy sessions.

Hey Vanilla Ice, I gotta tip for you: The next time you cut your hair, don't use a bowl.




Vince Vaughn - Ugly

Vince Vaughn was arrested by North Carolina cops in April 2001 and charged with fighting in public for his part in a brawl outside a New Hanover County bar (the movie star was in town working on the film "Domestic Disturbance"). During the melee, fellow actor Steve Buscemi was stabbed several times. Vaughn entered a no contest plea and the minor charge was dropped six months later.




Michael Vick

Michael Vick posed for this Surry County Sheriff's Office mug shot in September 2007 after a Virginia grand jury indicted the NFL star for promoting dog fighting and torturing and killing animals. The disgraced Atlanta Falcons quarterback faces up to 10 years in jail if convicted of the state felony charges. Vick, 27, was sentenced in December 2007 to 23 months in prison following a guilty plea to related federal dog fighting charges.




Brian Warner - Marilyn Manson

Brian Hugh Warner (aka Marilyn Manson) was charged with criminal sexual conduct after doing the grind on the head of a security guard during a July 2001 concert in suburban Detroit. The rock star pleaded no contest to a reduced misdemeanor charge, for which he paid a $4000 fine.




Cynthia Watros

Cynthia Watros, star of the ABC megahit "Lost," was arrested by Honolulu cops in December 2005 and charged with drunk driving. Rodriguez, 27, and Watros, 37, were nabbed minutes apart as their respective cars weaved along a highway linking Kailua and Honolulu. The actresses, both of whom failed field sobriety tests, were each charged with driving under the influence and released after posting $500 bail. Watros, who looks pretty toasted in her booking photo, plays "Libby" on the top-rated series.

The Smoking Gun has a very loose opinion of "pretty." Someone clearly beat her with a bag of doorknobs before she took this photo.



Scott Weiland - Stone Temple Pilots


Scott Weiland, lead singer of Stone Temple Pilots, was arrested by Las Vegas police in November 2001 and charged with battering his wife. He pleaded guilty in December 2001 and was sentenced to probation and paid a fine.




Jack White - White Stripes

White Stripes frontman Jack White was booked by Detroit cops in December 2003 on an aggravated assault charge. The 28-year-old singer allegedly pummeled a fellow rocker at a Detroit nightspot.

It must be pretty sad when your beat-down is described as pummeling. "Yeah I got into this fight with the White Stripes guy, he pummeled me a little bit."




And finally, let's throw some historical shit in here.
Who is pictured in the mugshot below?



Click on the picture for the answer (if you need it).




My commentary in bold.
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