Jen (oneinamillian) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

More on Lindsay Lohan's extra curricular sextivities

They say "a gentleman never tells," But do you really think that Lindsay Lohan is sleeping with gentlemen? That's right, another of Lindsay's conquests has come forward, and given up all the details of what it's like to spend the night with La Lohan. This time it's Alessandro diNunzio, one of Lindsay's three Italian escapades, and he gave (or sold, more likely) his story to News of the World. Here are the highlights (including quite a lot of detail on what it's like to see Lindsay Lohan naked!):

Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

I think that's the way things are with Lindsay. But she was very sweet and loving in bed. It was a good sex match.

She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.

She was wearing mismatched underwear — a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.

She had an all-over golden tan and a few tattoos. On her right wrist was the word Breathe. She joked it was to remind her to keep breathing. That made me think she was pretty fragile. After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body.

To be honest I felt a bit intimidated. I was with Lindsay Lohan. But I took off my clothes and we started to make love. And then it was just like two ordinary people making love. It was very passionate and intense and lasted for 1 hours, maybe more.

She adored kissing and never wanted to stop—no matter what we were doing. We had safe sex, and afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep.

Well, at least they're keeping it safe. Maybe Lindsay doesn't have that many diseases after all, but statistically speaking, that's probably not the case. Anyway, there you have it, further proof that if Lindsay isn't addicted to drugs or alcohol, she's definitely addicted to sex. But I guess that's the best of the three. Can you tell I'm just jealous?

Lindsay's back from Italy now, and what's the first thing she did after touching down? She flashed her ass to the paparazzi, and revealed her thong through her sheer leggings. The more things change, the more they stay the same.


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