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Aww, all grown up!


DANIEL RADCLIFFE is emerging as an early contender for an impressive double in the 2008 Bizarre Awards – in the Caning and Shagging categories.

The little fella from Hogwarts has been working his magic on the wealthy Chelsea set over Christmas — sinking alcoholic potions and practising his love spells on good-looking girls.

He put in a particularly impressive shift in the Crazy Larry club at the weekly College Dropouts night last Thursday.

The London hotspot is packed with filthy-rich young Chelsea muggles spending their allowance from Daddy.

Think lads with starched collars and ruddy cheeks surrounded by girls with short skirts and at least three surnames.

Dumbledore must have been giving secret classes in how to make friends and influence people.

Multi-millionaire Dan put his hand in his cloak and coughed up the best part of £500 for all his pals’ drinks.

A fellow clubber told me: “He paid for all the champagne and beers and told the club to supply his mates with anything they wanted. He was on top form and getting stuck in.

“He spent most of the night on the dance floor with two slim, well-spoken girls who were clearly impressed by his fame.

“He was asking the DJ to play his favourite songs between chatting up one of the blondes. They both left at the same time.”

I bet the young actor loves rolling out the line about coming back to see his magic wand.

The source added: “One of Daniel’s mates was laughing because he is fixated with slim, tall, blonde girls and loves a posh accent. Clubbing in Chelsea is a dream for him.”
Always a reliable source
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