In an interview with David Letterman on his The Late Show, Page said, "I've just got my first place. Me and my friends refer to it has the whore house, because it is a 130-year-old whore house and it's haunted. And I find very whorish materials that I owned go missing.
"Make-up and earrings went missing. I get scared at night and expect to wake up and see a transparent slut."
EL OH EL. WHAT A WITTY BITCH.