In the recent run of Equus the leading lady graciously offered her understudy the chance to appear in the final show as a thank you for all her hard work and support, a move which the delighted understudy graciously accepted. Leading man Daniel Radcliffe, however, seemed reluctant to do the same and insisted on doing the final show himself, despite the disappointment of his own understudy.
It might be some consolation to know that this was done on the advice of Daniel's publicist who had seen the understudy in a previous rehearsal and noted with gleaming eyes that he possessed a penis like a litre bottle of coke with a lamb's heart on top and its own postcode. Little Daniel's wand could never hope to compete, hence the refusal.
Ty, masterofmystery for the tip! ;)