Remember Zachary Ty Bryan from Home Improvement? No? I'll just tell the story anyway.
My sister told me last night that she met Mr. Bryan at a bar and he of course, was drunk. He went up to her and whispered in her ear "make love to me." He looked vaguely familiar, so she asked "haven't I seen you before?" and his friends replied "HE'S ZACHARY TY BRYAN!" She replied with "Oh! You're that guy from Tool Time!" (She knew that he was from Home Improvement, but she just wanted to piss him off.) Anyway, she told him to fuck off and she walked away.
A few minutes later, Zachary walked up to her again and yelled at her "YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU EVER THOUGHT I WOULD PROPOSITION YOU! I'M IN LOVE, AND I'M MARRIED. YOU PROBABLY GOT YOUR SHOES FROM ROSS!" My sister laughed and walked away.
He came over again and put his arm around her and whispered in her ear again "will you kiss me? I'm sorry I yelled at you. It's all okay, baby!" She told him to fuck off again and promptly left the bar.
The whole kicker to this story is that my sister met up with our long lost cousin from my grandma's side, and he's friends with Zachary. Small world!
Source: my sister