Britney Spears is, somehow, still in demand.
American Idol judges, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson, told Fox News that they are serious about taking Britney under their wing.
We have decided we can bring Britney back," Simon said. "We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends." The reality show gurus think there is still hope for the pop tart.
"MTV ratings are up and all we're hearing is Britney, Britney, Britney!" Simon said. "She can turn it around."
"We always have time for Britney, we love her," added Paula.
"We'd love to take care of you Spears!" Randy chimed in. "We will make you a superstar again!"