You too can have success on the Britney Spears diet!!
Do you see what I did there? I wrote a headline that is the complete opposite of what’s really happening here. It’s called sarcasm, son. You see, Natasha Lyonne is most definitely not looking awesome. She’s looking like somebody better call the National Guard and get her off the beach before she eats a small child. I’m surprised my laptop hasn’t started crying. Oh, there it goes. Inanimate object; Has no soul, but yet cries when it displays pics of Natasha Lyonne. No, wait, don’t delete your hard drive! Porn! Someone get me porn – time is a factor!
*she played Tara Reids friend in the American Pie films