Klisa (klisa) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

Johnny Too Smelly For Kirsten

She must have thought bagging herself a rocker would be exciting, but Kirsten Dunst found life with Johnny Borrell just stunk.

She must have thought bagging herself a rocker would be exciting, but Kirsten Dunst found life with Johnny Borrell just stunk.

Fans of the hippest couple in showbiz were shocked by their sudden split last month and some doubted that the affair was really over. But we can reveal Kirsten was sickened to discover the Razorlight frontman was a kebab-gobbling, beer-swigging slob.

The Spider-Man actress, 25, booted Johnny out of her pristine North London pad because she couldn't stand the smells he left behind or his late-night lifestyle.

Johnny, 27, said: "We were leading different lifestyles. It's over. She believes in equality, that a bloke should chip in with the housework. Fair enough, but I'm messy, and I love messing around with bikes.


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"She couldn't stand the smell of stale fags, beer and kebabs in her nice living room. Can't say I blame her, really."

Erm, us neither.

We revealed that the couple moved in together in July after a wall in Johnny's flat in Camden, North London, collapsed.

But Johnny's habits really got up Kirsten's nose.

He said: "I have been incredibly busy recording our latest album and I'd be rolling in at all hours, when she'd be getting up to go on set filming How To Lose Friends & Alienate People. I'm very much a night owl, and she's up with the lark. She's a really cool girl and she loves London and Britain. It was just one of those things."

But any of you ladies who like the sloth look, don't get too excited - Johnny insists he's not looking for a new love.

He said: "My focus now is on breaking America. So there's not really time for a love life. There was no one else involved. Besides, we've been performing at festivals and touring nonstop and barely have time to think, let alone go out on a date."

The couple met in April at the South By Southwest music festival in Austin, Texas and soon became inseparable.

Johnny gushed at the time: "Kirsten's lovely and a great girl. Things are going really well.

"You follow the things that you can't resist and you go where you go. That's falling in love."

Maybe next time you should clean up your act, Johnny.


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