New York Fashion Week is upon us again, so what better time to take inventory of music's most stylish stars? To help us out, we asked six music and fashion icons -- Ciara, Kelly Rowland, Tila Tequila, LOL WHAAAT? No, fail. Common, Kelis and Mya -- to sound off on who they think really rocks red carpets, and whose fashion just falls flat. Models, to the runway please!
"She's supposed to be this socialite party girl, but she doesn't have any edge or style to her. She really bores and annoys me." -- Tila Tequila on Paris Hilton and her dress choice for the 2006 World Music Awards in London.
"The dress is sexy on her, and the way she got her hair now is fresh. She's really stepping into womanhood." -- Common on the low-cut graphic dress and mod haircut that Rihanna rocked at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards. What's the name of that one song of his where the chick with the chipmunk voice says "BEFORE YOU LOCK MY LOVE PLEASE AWAY LET ME TESTIFY!" while flashing these big weepy eyes and crumpling her face as if to hold back intense, animal-like sobs of terror and then at the end when her husband gets sentenced to jail, she throws her wedding ring down and struts out with her couture and fires of up ciggy, which is what ALL evil, trifling bitches do when they frame their man.
"Diddy is like old Black Hollywood. He's bringing some of the glamour back." -- Kelis on Diddy's white-hot suit at 2006 Olympus Fashion Week in New York.
"This dress is really cute, but it would look better on a girl in her 20s. For a woman Fergie's age, it doesn't work." -- Tila Tequila on the super-short dress Fergie wore to the 2007 Grammy Awards. Any other time she wanted to insult Fergie, she would have been completely correct. Too bad this is the rare time where Meth Face actually looks decent.
"I really love her hair color right now. But what's going on with those shoes?" -- Kelly Rowland on Joss Stone's retro denim look at the Alice Roi Launch Celebration for ART+Denim in New York.
"He's definitely stepped up his look with the nice suits and shaved head, but I'm the only girl on the planet that's not attracted to him." -- Tila Tequila on the sleek suit Justin Timberlake hit the carpet with at the 2007 Grammy Awards. LOL She's just all pissy because she was too much of a skank for even JT to sleep with. NEXT!
"Her makeup is on fire. She always has a very strong pose when she's on the red carpet. That's Ms. Jackson." -- Ciara on the menswear-inspired dress that Janet Jackson sported on the red carpet 2006 Billboard Awards. Looking like the drag queen version of yourself is never hot.
"A lot of girls in Hollywood are trying so hard to look anorexic. Jennifer coming out and being voluptuous is sexy. I give her props." -- Tila Tequila on the form-fitting red gown Jennifer Hudson sported at the 2007 Grammy Awards. CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE BE OFFENDED BY THIS IN SOME WAY SO WE CAN HAVE A WILD BITCH FEST ARGUMENT OVER THIN VS. FAT IN HOLLYWOOD? ty ty ty
"Kelly just shines. I love her hair in this picture, and I love the dress too. She has such a great presence." -- Kelly Rowland on the vintage gown Kelly Clarkson chose for the 2006 CMT Honors Reba McEntire event in Hollywood.
"Eyeliner works for Pete, but sometimes guys overboard and start wearing eye shadow. They may as well put on lipstick and a wig." -- Tila Tequila on Pete Wentz's penchant for guyliner.
"She has a dope style. She's exuding that Marilyn Monroe vibe, but in a real soul sister way." -- Common on the blond bombshell look Eve rocked at the 2007 BET Awards in Los Angeles. Common, please don't confuse someone who looks like they were smoking dope while they got ready that evening for somebody whose style could actually be described as "dope."
"She's growing up too fast. She has her whole life to be an adult. She should have fun and not try so hard to be an old grandma." -- Tila Tequila on the all-black ensemble Hilary Duff donned to this year's New Year's Eve Party at Mansion, hosted by DJ AM and Travis Barker.
"He's definitely doing his own thing right there. I'm not a big fan of chest hair, but if you have it, rock it with confidence." -- Ciara on Kanye's revealing 2007 Grammy Awards get-up.
"He always looks handsome. And he's got those big 'ol ice cubes in his ears that I could use to chill my cocktail." -- Kelly Rowland on Nelly's ice and cool blue suit at the 2007 Grammy Awards. Somewhere Beyonce has spit Jay-Z's baby-rocket out of her mouth long enough to scream "AND I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THEM TOO, BITCH!"
"Her confidence is what makes her sexy. She still wears those little bikini tops and shows off her abs, and not a lot of people her age can pull that off." -- Tila Tequila on Shakira's barely-there outfit at the 2005 Fashion Rocks in New York.
"Awww, I think this is so adorable. He looks like a little boy" -- Ciara on Usher's suit at the 2006 Kentucky Derby Grand Gala.
"I don't like this. It reminds me of Carlton from the Fresh Prince. I'd be more appropriate for Kanye." -- Mya on Omarion's preppy sweater-and-tie combo he wore to the 2007 Soul Train Music Awards in Pasadena, Calif.
"Matching your entire outfit makes you look like a crayon. C'mon girls, let's be a little more creative." -- Kelis on the perfectly-purple dresses that Destiny's Child wore to the 2005 BET Awards in Hollywood. True, but all their dresses are really cute though.
"There's so much energy going on in this picture, I can't even focus on the outfits. All I see is teeth." -- Kelly Rowland on the Ying Yang Twins' matching black-and-white get-ups at the 2004 MTV Music Video Awards. lol
"This is like a prom dress with attitude." -- Mya on the black and white dress that Amy Winehouse wore to the 2007 Brit Awards. God, please don't let Amy Winehouse die. She is too much fun and is way too talented to leave this earth just yet. And she can actually wear a black and white striped poofy prom dress looking gown and still look fierce while rocking it on the red carpet. We cannot afford to lose someone with such fabulosity, despite her drug problems. Amen.
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