Gordon Ramsay burnt his testicle when he got too close to a hot oven.
The celeb chef, 40, had to be rushed to London's private Cromwell Hospital - and he's not too proud to tell the tale.
'The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking,' he told the Daily Mirror at the GQ Awards.
'I was wearing cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando.
'Then suddenly I felt this searing heat - my balls were burning.
'I burnt my right bollock and I'm in absolute agony. You wouldn't believe how much this hurts.'