Someone give this bitch some peroxide for that top lip
Yeah, she's like 4' 8", but Eva Longoria is still the hottest lawn gnome I've ever seen. Although to be fair, most lawn gnomes I see are standing on lawns and almost never wearing bikinis, so who knows for sure. Anyways, according to my calculations if you threw her in a hospital room filled with terminally ill children, at least half of them would get better. What's that you say? My calculations look like crayon drawings of a dinosaur attacking a city? You clearly know nothing about medicine, my friend. I'm almost embarrassed for you.