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Cybersex for Katie?

A controversial US dating website for married couples has taken pity on Katie Holmes and proposed that an extra-marital affair might be just what she needs to spice up her marriage to Tom Cruise.  

In a nifty bit of self-publicity, AshleyMadison.com has offered Katie a free lifetime membership so she can seek out a "meaningful relationship" and "fill her lonely bed."


The agency – which operates on the principle that “extra-marital affairs offer an opportunity to re-experience the excitement and stimulation associated with dating and courtship” - claims to have enrolled over 1.4 million wannabe cheaters, including Hollywood A-listers.
While Katie is used to getting offers she can't refuse, for once it isn't from her Scientolohubby! Deprogramming starts ... now!

It was recently revealed that Katie and Tom have been sleeping in separate beds, however, Tom insists this is because of his snoring.

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