hh (juicy_debutante) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,

Scott Baio interview with Howard Stern

tl;dr is Liza Minelli is better in bed than Denise Richards

Scott Baio stopped by to promote his new reality show, “45 and Single.” Howard applauded Scott for banging Pamela Anderson “in her prime,” so Scott told a story about meeting her at the Playboy Mansion when she was “just off the boat.” Howard asked Scott if he'd slept with over a thousand women, and Scott said maybe. Scott admitted that he'd banged “less attractive” chicks because it was his way of “giving back.”

Scott confessed that he was informally banned from the Playboy Mansion once because he managed to bang a year's worth of Playmates (all twelve Playmates of the month). Scott admitted that he was great at giving women oral sex and genuinely enjoyed doing so. Howard asked if it was hard to hold out for a long time with someone like Pam Anderson, to which Scott replied that he lasts longer with the hot ones because he wants to impress them.

Artie reported that Scott lost his virginity to Erin Moran and had to confront her on his new reality show. Scott said it made things really awkward, because it happened even before they made “Joanie Loves Chachi” together. Howard asked Scott what he did when a girl smelled “down there,” and Scott told Howard how he would finger a smelly girl and then subtly get the girl to smell his finger. Scott then told the crew how he once confronted Jenny McCarthy because she claimed he was stalking her.

Howard asked Scott how long he waited to have sex with famous women, and Scott revealed that he waited a month with Pam, Nicolette Sheridan, and Heather Locklear. Artie laughed and asked Scott how many girls he's shared with Tommy Lee. Scott said he goes out with his buddies a lot, and when they tire of the chase, they “go ugly early,” which means taking home a less attractive girl early instead of sticking around later in order to snag the hot ones.

Gary came in to say that Scott once called the show because Erin Moran claimed he had a small dick. Howard proposed an f-marry-kill scenario, and Scott chose to kill Erika Eleniak, marry Nicole Eggert, and f’ Pam Anderson. Scott Baio gave Beverly D'Angelo a “10” in the sack, and told a story how he once told Beverly that she had a very sexy overbite. Beverly replied, “I don't have an overbite. I have a...” (use your imagination).

Scott claimed he slept with Liza Minnelli when she was 49, and her body was “insane.” Howard asked Scott how he broke it off with Liza, so Scott admitted that he just told her he didn't want “a long term thing.” Scott also gave Melissa Gilbert from “Little House on the Prairie” a “10” in the sack. Howard asked Scott why he turned down Top Gun, so Scott explained that he was never offered the part and was just joking when he made that comment in an interview.

Scott confessed that he's now “over” being promiscuous, and he wants to get married. Scott's manager, Jason Hervey, came in to confirm Scott's story, and Howard reported that Jason was also a child star, having played Wayne on “The Wonder Years.” Gary told the crew that Jason was married to a porn star named Angel Hart. Jason complained that despite being a porn star, his wife didn't bring home other girls or engage in “funky stuff.” Joey Boots then called up to say he used to masturbate to Scott and offered to “toss his salad.” Scott declined the offer. 

In the same interview he confessed that Heather Locklear was the greatest lover he has ever had, hands down. He rated some of his lovers on a scale of 1 to 10 - Denise Richards:3, Beverly D'angelo:10, Liza Minelli:7, Melissa Gilbert:10.

source: www.howardstern.com


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