So since the Coreys are my userpic, I may as well post this for any other children of the 80s (or 70s, ahem). Apparently they are gonna have some sort of advice column on MSN, and they are asking for question submissions now. From the site:
OK, TV fans -- here's your chance to ask '80s teen heartthrobs Corey Haim and Corey Feldman anything! They return to the tube this summer with a new reality series on A&E called "The Two Coreys," but they will also be guest columnists on MSN, and you can ask them anything. Seriously. Got a question about your relationship? Ask them. Need advice on breaking into the acting biz? Ask away. Want to know what it was like to work with Kiefer Sutherland? Ask them, already! The best questions will be featured in the column and answered personally by each Corey. So, go ahead, Corey-maniacs, ask away: firstname.lastname@example.org
After the jump, some blind items from Michael Musto's weekly column in the Village Voice. And Musto is cool, cuz he does eventually reveal some of them, even if its only after said celeb is dead, in rehab, or out of the closet already. ANd be warned--there are A LOT.
What designer's ex tells people, "There are two ways to make it in this town ?—have a big dick or be a bareback bottom"? Which one applies to him? What local nuisance, who's long promoted his large appendage, sometimes finds during encounters that it's emitting a mild stench? (His response? Rolling some underarm deodorant on it! He must have gotten that from a MARTHA STEWART manual.) Which sauced starlet had visible bruises on the backs of her knees a few years ago, probably a result of either injections or banging herself when getting up from oral sex sessions? What young multitalent admits she had a bout with the blues, but it was actually closer to a complete breakdown? Which zany comic who's always been weird looking—and later became weird looking in a different way—was spotted with a surprisingly hot guy in a gay bar in Brazil? What publicist with a changed name squirms whenever someone's around who remembers he's Lebanese?
What overnight TV star is the newest dyke on the block? What cable series star broke up with his first wife when she dramatically found him in bed with a man? What female pop group were all prosties—except for the one of them who was basically the procurer? What abrasive comic canceled his second of two scheduled Chicago readings because he felt like it, but then ballsily had someone call the bookstore he'd screwed to beg for a free $1,000 gift certificate for him? Did he get it? (No!) What fashion icon has become so hatchet-mouthed from surgery that she apparently has to have some of it undone? What's with the talk about that ex-president and GINA GERSHON? What award-winning actor likes to linger by pools to flirt with the working boys, obviously not fully satisfied by the weird lover who had surgery to look more like him? Who was heard murmuring before a TV interview, "If they ask me about the TV Guide channel, I'm leaving!" What young female Broadway star is all too willing to tell people about her male costar's gayness?"
My only guesses are: Young multitalent=Mandy Moore; Cable star=Michael C. Hall of Dexter & SFU (seems so gay and apparently mid-divorce); Obvs Gina gershon and Clinton; designer's ex=Jason Preston, former bf to Mark Jacobs; and sauced starlet=Lindsay, Paris, Mischa, take your pick (but probably Lilo).