ONTD University Original: IT'S FINALS WEEK.... AND THIS IS A SURPRISE ONTD CULTURE QUIZ!!!: ohnotheydidnt

ONTD University Original: IT'S FINALS WEEK.... AND THIS IS A SURPRISE ONTD CULTURE QUIZ!!!

FINALS WEEK IS HERE YOU MORONS!!!! And this post is to test your knowledge of ONTD Culture. If you've been an ONTDer for a while and have attended classes at this ivy league school, you'll be able to easily answer the following exam.

QUESTION 1:
You're the child of a polyamouros relationship of five gay men. All 5 of them have been together for +20 years. One day you arrive home and see that an unknown person, drenched in blood, and holding a gun, is fleeing your family's house. You run to the door and see the scene...what do you say?

ANSWER:
[Spoiler (click to open)]

ONTD History: Sadly, this legendary post got deleted but screencap'd for eternity. Someone was lamenting that everyone in a movie was dEad, but their E key wasnt working, or it was autocorrecting to dad, so they were saying "dad was dad, mom was dad, everyone was dad" like that.

QUESTION 2:
Your old professor that looks like Nicolas Cage asks you to go on a National Treasure-like quest with him. He offers to pay for everything, as long as you read to him some old scrolls since his sight is not well... what do you tell him?

ANSWER:
[Spoiler (click to open)]

ONTD History: Of course, you tell him you're an ONTDer... you don't know how to read! but you do do age math like a champ, so you know that he's 30 years older than you and a creep. And that he wants to take you somewhere else for some nasty stuff, so you say ~~how much do you pay~~ no way.

QUESTION 3:
You go all the way to AOHHSTREEEILLIAAAA to visit some old relatives. They seem nice, just a bit weird. While you're having dinner you think the bread is great and tasty, so you ask "This tastes so good, i love it... what's in this bread?"... what do they answer?

ANSWER:
[Spoiler (click to open)]

ONTD History: Yep, your family host that creepy radio show.

QUESTION 4:
You're a sleepwalker and the night before you had a nightmare of Chris Pratt running after you with a cross to make sure you go to conversion therapy. You run through your house, but being the dumb idiot that you are, you tripped and broke the coffee table. The next morning your mom says 'OK. TIME TO COME CLEAN...WHO DID THIS?!' ... what do you say?

ANSWER:
[Spoiler (click to open)]

ONTD History: While everyone was sad because of Alan Rickman's death an ONTD user revealed the beautiful quote everyone was using was actually something she made up for tumblr a few years ago. She had the receipts and that shit escalated so quickly they were selling shirts about it and posting it to imdb.

QUESTION 5:
You're an otherkin and identify as a bee. You've just seen 'Wild Mountain Thyme' and feel empowered to come out and marry your other bee-otherkin partner. But your family refuses.... Why do you think that is?

ANSWER:
[Spoiler (click to open)]

ONTD History: A normal romcom set in Scotland takes an awkward twist when the romantic male lead reveals he can't. be with her because he actually wants to be a BEE. Yep. That kind of BEE. As in the animal that makes honey. So ONTD cackles to no end. My all time favorite comment may be the 'BEEGOTRY' line.

QUESTION 6:
You've been friends with Henry Cavill since you were kids, you grew up, and always had that special connection, you became adults and kept being very close but you never made your move cause you think ~~offering to suck the cum out of his humongous white and hairy dick~~ it will hurt your friendship. and just when you're about to, he starts dating Kaley Cuoco. They go on mall runs together and everything, while you eat and entire Toblerone sobbing on your living room. Then you get a Dexmoi notification revealing that they've broken up... What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

ANSWER:
[Spoiler (click to open)]

ONTD History: A regular post about Supergirl divorcing her husband (who we later found out was an abusive piece of shit) gave us one of the few phrases that round up ONTD's sentiment about everything.

QUESTION 7:
You're casually walking with your friend through the park and you hear some weird sounds coming through the bushes, and then you see Taron Egerton and Jonathan Bailey rawdogging each other in the park right after they did their Cock play ...what do you say to your friend?!

ANSWER:
[Spoiler (click to open)]

ONTD History: Rodrigo became an official part of ONTD after being the designated papz for Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas.

QUESTION 8:
You haven't had sex in 27 years so you decide to go to a bar, meet a cute guy and have random casual sex, cause you're a sex positive ONTDer!... and then... you see your crush! you say hi, you get flirty, you both have a bit too much to drink, you start to make out, finally! your dream came true, so you go to the club's bathroom to have sex with him but he can't keep it up so you say to him "I'm sending so much love and support to you...you've got this", and boom! you're pregnant ...How do you call this strange phenomena?!

ANSWER:
[Spoiler (click to open)]

ONTD History: Olivia Munn has proved that no dream is too big. You just have to set your mind into it and wish REALLY REALLY HARD.

QUESTION 9:
You arrive at your home and find your friend waiting for you in the dark with a knive and your phone, she turns on the light and scares you a bit...what's the first thing she says to you?

ANSWER:
[Spoiler (click to open)]

ONTD History. You had it coming for talking shit about your friend, Rebeca.

QUESTION 10:
You've finished writing your thesis for your master's degree... and now you have to source your entries. Which one do you use?

ANSWER:
[Spoiler (click to open)]

ONTD History: Both answers are acceptable. The original or it's spiritual successor.

Sadly, if you score under 5. YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM ONTD U and will be forced to read this post again once it's stolen by buzzfeed.

Source: Link is in the answers for every Q.

stewie_e

May 14 2022, 03:11:33 UTC 1 week ago

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Shiiiiit. Pop quiz on a Friday night??

squirrels_oh_no

May 14 2022, 03:16:07 UTC 1 week ago

I thought Question 1 was going to ask Hollyhock from Bojack Horseman's entire last name after reading the first few words, but boy was I wrong. Also she had 8 dads.

jeuxdemaux

May 14 2022, 03:20:03 UTC 1 week ago

excuse me but ONTD students can't read, so how am i supposed to take this quiz if i can't even read the questions?

is that the catch? if you answer the questions it's 'cause you know how to read so you fail immediately???

matsaurus

May 14 2022, 03:24:47 UTC 1 week ago

wwgrogudo

May 14 2022, 06:54:32 UTC 1 week ago

Omg I FINALLY know what this is from!! Wee-Bey from The Wire!

Never gets old!🤣

gerrysmyman

May 14 2022, 04:14:23 UTC 1 week ago

Sounds like ONTD-ception.

syphilisdiller

May 14 2022, 14:30:58 UTC 1 week ago

you're now a professor

friarsfire

1 week ago

er1s

May 14 2022, 03:28:13 UTC 1 week ago

I just want to thank op (from now on known as 'The merciful') for not including anything related to the 'Eli Roth incident'

selina_kyle

May 14 2022, 03:29:31 UTC 1 week ago

Should have been an extra credit question tbh

ljtryout

May 14 2022, 03:29:55 UTC 1 week ago

May 14 2022, 03:36:41 UTC 1 week ago

I hate you

prettymorning27

May 14 2022, 04:48:20 UTC 1 week ago

you'll be hearing from my lawyer (who is me bc I graduated with my law degree from ONTD university) for emotional damages for making me look at this!

potter_lover456

May 14 2022, 04:53:52 UTC 1 week ago

Just had the locked and loaded ready to post, huh?

buries

May 14 2022, 05:25:33 UTC 1 week ago

i like that he at least put in the full stops to indicate it's an acronym. that's effort.

bodyline

May 14 2022, 10:33:57 UTC 1 week ago

WHY SO HAIRY UGH

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itsme_eloise

May 14 2022, 03:32:30 UTC 1 week ago

I was waiting for it tbh

stf_ugh

May 14 2022, 03:42:59 UTC 1 week ago

Yeah I was thinking “the next one is going to be about Eli Roth omg” every time. Maybe that’s what OP wanted…didn’t even have to mention it lmao

May 14 2022, 04:49:57 UTC 1 week ago

i honestly don’t understand what happened and i don’t think i want to.

syzygy09

May 14 2022, 08:47:38 UTC 1 week ago

That was a "I remember where I was" moment in my life.

malorn

bellwetherr

May 14 2022, 12:58:21 UTC 1 week ago

lmao we've been cursed enough honestly

euraylie

May 14 2022, 03:30:24 UTC 1 week ago

No Fam, it was

The classic of classics

Brilliant post, OP

moonsenorita

May 14 2022, 03:31:22 UTC 1 week ago Edited: May 14 2022, 05:50:18 UTC

thought #1 was going to be a take on this
[Spoiler (click to open)]
But OP's was much more clever, lol

thought #2 was going to be a [Spoiler (click to open)]lens-crafters joke

thought #7 was a throwback to [Spoiler (click to open)]#4 of this post, https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/118021044.html by OP. it's the one where the user posts a dick pic in the first comment in a Kanye post

Well I got under 5, because I thought 3 of them were other references 😂

flawed_x_design

May 15 2022, 13:54:28 UTC 1 week ago

I thought number 6 was "THE HORSES SUFFER" 😔

But I got 7! (not sure if I'm proud of that or if I should relfect on my life)

shahrazade_bard

May 14 2022, 03:32:00 UTC 1 week ago

God-tier post. Ngl though, I was definitely waiting for an "I know, bitch. I was watching."

May 14 2022, 03:33:10 UTC 1 week ago

I was waiting for "you probably got your shoes from Ross!" lol

deeohaytch

May 14 2022, 03:39:31 UTC 1 week ago

God that story is iconic. Didn’t one user have him as their LJ icon for a bit?

May 14 2022, 03:37:20 UTC 1 week ago

Me tooooo!!

whereisglory

May 14 2022, 04:47:27 UTC 1 week ago

Same, I thought #7 would be it.

rebeljean

sugarspice101

May 14 2022, 05:54:06 UTC 1 week ago

I guessed that response for like 2 questions. Even for ones that didn’t make sense I was nervous.

iamtheliquorr

May 14 2022, 10:36:48 UTC 1 week ago

lmao that was my guess for #7!

irajaxon

May 14 2022, 13:17:57 UTC 1 week ago

that was my guess for the rebecca one, lol

milestoburn

May 14 2022, 20:41:05 UTC 1 week ago

I was waiting for "It's just a fact!" which is still my quintessential ONTD quote. Pretty sure that makes me a great-grandma in ONTD time.

May 15 2022, 13:55:44 UTC 1 week ago

I guessed that for question 7 haha

a_files06

May 14 2022, 03:32:31 UTC 1 week ago

A Harry Potter Reread: The Goblet of Fire Chapter 3 - Hermione's Secret Library

artlover2788

May 14 2022, 18:29:03 UTC 1 week ago

This is my attitude towards almost everything.

thereinventions

May 14 2022, 03:32:47 UTC 1 week ago

So I only got one question right. Therefore, I will be expelled.

Can I get my tuition money back, though? Cancel that student loan? Taken off the alumni donation list?

May 14 2022, 03:38:31 UTC 1 week ago

Sorry, we already spend it to pay off the lunch lady who was threatening to unionize.

May 14 2022, 04:01:36 UTC 1 week ago

blorpz

May 14 2022, 08:20:43 UTC 1 week ago

no refunds if you paid tuition (a paid lj account) with bitcoin

rhenna_navi

May 14 2022, 03:32:52 UTC 1 week ago

I'm not reading all these questions. Is the Taylor Swift fan who was fucking her professor who was married with kids while living with them on the exam?

arabian

May 14 2022, 14:00:20 UTC 1 week ago

Alas, no.

cassismagic

May 14 2022, 22:53:43 UTC 1 week ago

...and that's the thing about illicit affairs-- they rarely appear on quizzes.

Only finals.

justabwaybaby

May 14 2022, 03:33:04 UTC 1 week ago

...I just fucking love all of you.
Also, I've been on this site way too long 😂

anolinde

May 14 2022, 03:33:41 UTC 1 week ago

FML I'd forgotten about bum yeast... thanks OP!!

But "beegotry" is a classic, I still think about that randomly and start giggling to myself like a weirdo.

obliquium

May 14 2022, 05:52:54 UTC 1 week ago

ME TOO (re: bum yeast). I'm impressed my brain managed to block that out but I'm sure it's going to be imprinted forever now. In fifty years, when I can't even remember my own name anymore, some poor hospice worker is going to be changing my diaper and I'm going to be yelling at them "don't try to make bread with that!!!".

May 14 2022, 07:51:46 UTC 1 week ago

Omg lmaoooo.

If it gives you some peace. That only happens in Australian homes.

May 15 2022, 14:02:33 UTC 1 week ago

I actually shocked myself, I had no idea what the answer was for a second and then suddenly I said "bum yeast" out loud. Thank GOD there was no one around 😂