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Chris Rock: "Believe All Women, Except Amber Heard"



Chris Rock mocked Amber Heard during the UK leg of his Ego Death comedy tour.

In a segment in which he joked about cancel culture, Rock discussed all of the ‘new rules’ when it comes to sex.

"Even if we start fucking, you want that shit rough, you got to ask for it.

Believe all women, believe all women...except Amber Heard. What the fuck is she on? She shit in his bed! She’s fine but she’s not shitting fine.

She shit in his bed. Once you shit in someone’s bed you just guilty of everything. She shit in his bed. What the fuck is going on there? Wow. And they had a relationship after that. It must be amazing pussy. I’ve been with some crazy bitches but goddammit
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The crowd appeared to enjoy the callout, erupting into laughter because everything is terrible.

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Will Smith should have hit him harder
He should've slugged this motherfucker instead.
should've bopped him on the head so he could get some fucking sense
Should've knocked at least two teeth.
With a closed fist imo
Should've had his jaw wired shut.
the first comment this post deserves
He should have tazed him in his balls. I'm sick of this mother fucker. tired, y'all
truly the Academy should've given him a bonus for that
/end post
What I was thinking while I was waiting for the comments to load. 🔥
Came here to say exactly the same thing.

Absolute garbage

I'm just so exhausted. I hate this shit so much.
Same here. :(
I can't even check FB anymore, every day another person on my feed - including women I KNOW have been abused by their partner - comes out in support of this awful cigarette stain.
The reaction to this trial is just absolutely baffling to me. Even my therapist, who is an absolute godsend, had only seen pro Johnny videos and I had to educate her using what I've learned from ONTD. She thanked me for calling her out and teaching her what I had learned through y'all. I am so exhausted by the repulsive reactions to all of this and how they think making fun of Amber is in any way funny or okay. Fuck Chris Rock. As if I couldn't stand him enough to begin with.
Isn’t the story about her shitting in his bed not even true??
Oh I have no idea. I haven't paid much attention to Johnny's stories.

ty

May 13 2022, 22:00:18 UTC 1 week ago Edited:  May 13 2022, 22:06:22 UTC

Editing because other people cleared up facts in later posts, I should have read whole thread
The way he actually described it was so demeaning esp because you could tell he was enjoying telling the story.
the uk court determined that it was unlikely to be human feces and also johnny left the same day for a flight, so it makes zero sense that she would shit in the bed knowing he wouldn't be the one sleeping in it??? and also johnny was the one who made jokes about shitting in the bedroom
soooo.
yeah the uk judge found it wasn’t true, it couldn’t have been human feces, plus johnny is the one who joked abt doing that in a text, but they had a dog who shat everywhere so that’s obvs what happened

mslmao

1 week ago

xaristotlex

1 week ago

mslmao

1 week ago

fernandocolunga

1 week ago

pseudonygma

1 week ago

mslmao

1 week ago

fernandocolunga

1 week ago

sweetwaterlane

1 week ago

poordat

1 week ago

sweetwaterlane

1 week ago

I'm glad your therapist listened and didn't argue with you. I also hope you changed her mind and made her look at herself and at facts.

yousaidlog

1 week ago

thereinventions

1 week ago

yousaidlog

1 week ago

honeym00navenue

1 week ago

I too had to explain to my therapist that it wasn't "mutual abuse" (though in fairness she's barely been following the trial) and it's just....god it's all horrifying. I'm glad yours responded so well.
It’s such a perfect picture of how toxic and effective propaganda campaigns are on social media. It’s really scary actually.
I had to do the same for a friend who generally knows better but he was a victim of Debts propaganda too. I was so relieved when he ended up changing his mind. (Honestly, thanks ONTDU)

I feel exhausted from this I can't even imagine how Amber must feel. I hope she's surrounded by people who love her.
Typical.
Absolutely disgusting. Prayers to Will’s dominant hand 🙏🏾
The way I HOWLED ☠️☠️☠️
A totally random and small youtuber I follow about a very niche (and stupid) topic randomly posted some video basically ripping AH to shreds and like... WTF about this is causing so many people to absolutely show their asses?! I just cannot wrap my head around it.

trancexperiment

May 13 2022, 21:06:30 UTC 1 week ago Edited:  May 13 2022, 21:14:19 UTC

Projection and misogyny

Oh and also a tinge of self-hatred

that depplyhaiiows account is darksided

sarahvma

1 week ago

blazingeternity

1 week ago

takarai_karin

1 week ago

toshi_hakari

1 week ago

Sounds like a you problem, Joy.
My coworker said almost the exact same thing today as Joy, and her internalized misogyny and self hatred practically glows in the dark
God, I fucking hate when women say that. My co-worker is also such a "I'm one of the boys" type of woman and also told me that she "rather works with men because women are back-stabbing b*tches" 🙄

It's honestly disgusting because she doesn't realize that she's putting herself down as well and allows men to say degrading shit about women...

mangomuch

1 week ago

honeym00navenue

1 week ago

talklikelions

1 week ago

At this point it’s probably to get more views and clicks rather than critical thinking and honesty.
i had to unfollow 2 completely unrelated fandom accounts bc they suddenly went on a AH is the devil rant. deranged

thereinventions

1 week ago

no one in the gp is really watching tens of hours of boring courtcases
people didn't have this strong of an opinion on this case for years
his PR people are cherry picking only the places where she looks bad out of context
spinning this with the right 'anti-woke' men-rights youtube/twitter comentators
then it gets viral, but only their side of it
it boiles down to memes and people who only knows about this in passing
for some reason her team didn't think of doing the same???

takarai_karin

1 week ago

jeff_koons

1 week ago

takarai_karin

1 week ago

ink_maid

1 week ago

I think it's very basic mob mentality. Vice or Jezebel or someone did an article flat-out asking TikTok'ers why they were making endless memes and jokes about this, and many of them said they weren't watching the trial and just knew it was a trending topic.

mana_runigha

1 week ago

peripheralpill

1 week ago

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/amber-heard-trial-depp-youtube-content-platform-algorithm-tiktok-rcna28016

I was coming to this thread to post this, but it goes toward what you're talking about — a lot of people are pivoting to pro-D*pp videos for views trying to bolster their channels, and in the process many are becoming 100% advocates for it despite starting out just wanting $$$.

angriest_girl

1 week ago

talklikelions

1 week ago

I am pretty sure his pr team hired lots of youtubers through influencer agencies. These days even the smallest channels are signed up with someone.
Amber's life is forever altered by this and she'll never work again, so I hope she wins this case and bankrupts Depp in the process. I also hope she has good security and a caring support system around her because I'm worried for her safety; people (like my actual real life coworkers) are getting increasingly more aggressive with the way they talk about her and I'm insanely uncomfortable and I'm not even the target of their aggression, so I can't imagine how horrifying it is for her.
I’m so tired. This week has been so triggering.

I’ve been doing a terrible job of it myself with this trial but back when COVID hit my therapist convinced me to only check the news once a day (twice max) and to only check news sources I trusted. It actually really helped a lot with that anxiety. Like I said I’ve been bad at it with the trial but she’s trying to get me to do the same here bc it’s been so triggering but I still want to stay informed. Please take care of yourself and (if you aren’t already) maybe try to busy your brain somehow? I’m creating a language, studying Russian, reading, and embroidering to try and occupy myself and it is actually helping. Maybe we could make an ONTD book list that only has female-friendly books on it so we can all have a safe distraction?

Regardless pls take care of yourself. This truly has been difficult :(

I can’t take this anymore, imagine how hard all of this must be for Amber. Jesus christ. If this trial would be in a country with a judge, like the UK one, I’d at least have a little faith in the correct outcome. But with a jury? I’m really scared Amber will lose even though she absolutely should not if you look at the evidence and facts.
I just hope Ambers doing okay emotionally. I can’t imagine what she’s going through right now
I was just about to say this, I really hope she a good support system around her and stay clear of social media ♥️
She doesn’t use her socials! She has a trusted friend who posts for her so she’s completely offline.

justfortheplot

1 week ago

This is what I worry about. As hard as it is for us to watch, I can't imagine how she's getting through this.

Even worse is that she'll have debt's awful lawyers cross examining her next week and his disgusting stans will make hundreds of new videos mocking her.
So do I, people are unhinged. Some stupid bakery sent her a cake in the shape of a severed finger and a bottle of vodka. It’s sickening and I don’t think I’d be able to handle this if I were her. People are trying to break her just like her abusive ex.

talklikelions

1 week ago

better2beloved

1 week ago

vvitchbaby

1 week ago

I feel so fucking sorry for her. None of this is fair. She shouldn't be forced to recount the horror she went through (for hours) and have the whole world mocking her. I really don't want to see people saying how unfair she was treated 10 years from now. Fuck them.
I think she's supposed to be totally offline during the trial so hopefully she's just not looking at it too much but to some degree it's unavoidable.
she's probably going through unspeakable hell
I went to her Insta and sent her a message of support.

talklikelions

1 week ago

crystalmethyd

May 13 2022, 21:12:26 UTC 1 week ago Edited:  May 13 2022, 21:12:48 UTC

He’s such a piece of shit.

A greater backlash against me too is coming, and I’m terrified.
ghoul
This whole trial bothers me so fucking much that I am even DREAMING about it. In my dream I was in an auditorium filled with ex classmates that I somehow respected (??? Lies.) and they all starting yelling pro Depp slogans so I got up and left straight away knowing I could never come back.

Very weird dream but also, ffs maybe it can leave me alone at least when I am sleeping.
I had a dream where I was with my best friend, snuggling, and we were in a meeting with the judge of this trial, about how his fans needed to stop giggling during trial.
Idk why I read this as you snuggling with the judge while discussing it?? but it made me snort laugh so lmao

margerydaw_s2

1 week ago

Thankfully the most it's infiltrated into my dreams is that I stomped away from Benicio del Toro while he was defending his buddy to some other folks. Boricua shame
Will Smith should have slapped him harder, preferably with his Oscar.
Hit him on this empty head
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