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Local Man's Twitter Buyout Temporarily On Hold


To make sure fake and spam accounts .... account to less than 5%



There are 1.3 Billion Twitter users, and 5% of that is 65 million accounts, which, well, when you count inactive users, is still a lot.

Twiter has recently suspended hiring and fired a lot of high-ranking employees.


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ty

ty

May 13 2022, 16:04:57 UTC 1 week ago

This tiny dick mother fucker is trying to take Mickey Mouse away from Disney now
new_peteland

new_peteland

May 13 2022, 16:05:53 UTC 1 week ago

He's so full of shit.
doriiansz

doriiansz

May 13 2022, 16:07:23 UTC 1 week ago

val_garland

val_garland

May 13 2022, 17:17:08 UTC 1 week ago

Its crisp rat as Mario
scriptedending

scriptedending

May 13 2022, 16:09:36 UTC 1 week ago

5% is clearly an undercount.
lanrek

lanrek

May 13 2022, 16:11:06 UTC 1 week ago

I'm sure it's more than that, but I also think it's not as much as we think. We just want to assume that most people aren't complete idiots tweeting the shit they tweet, so they have to be fake, but well...
ladyserenity84

ladyserenity84

May 13 2022, 16:11:15 UTC 1 week ago

He's trash, water is wet...
tifag

tifag

May 13 2022, 16:11:55 UTC 1 week ago

Was nice to Twitter to give him this fake account report out instead of all the other more legit reasons that would tank this deal.
djbbgoose

djbbgoose

May 13 2022, 16:12:13 UTC 1 week ago

idt the deal is going to go through at this point, mr apartheid emeralds will just fuck off to another pointless rich boy venture
euraylie

euraylie

May 13 2022, 19:09:32 UTC 1 week ago

Yeah I don’t see it happening. His big announcements usually amount to nothing
skyler_white_yo

skyler_white_yo

May 13 2022, 19:59:55 UTC 1 week ago

Yup. He’s definitely one of those who says shit like this on impulse, then after thinking about it for a minute, he changes his mind and comes up with a lame excuse.

Just a few minutes ago I was about to hit order on a really cute patio set, but then remembered I should measure first, so that’s sort of the same thing, right.
orange_jelly23

orange_jelly23

May 14 2022, 02:44:17 UTC 1 week ago

yep i agree. i think he's back out and lose interest. IMAGINE the workplace culture at twitter my god
sarahvma

sarahvma

May 13 2022, 16:13:36 UTC 1 week ago

Me, walking out of a store where I can't afford anything so the sales staff won't catch on:



jesuscandle420

jesuscandle420

May 13 2022, 18:26:47 UTC 1 week ago

"Twitter Incestimated on Friday"

excuse me what
ahkna

ahkna

May 13 2022, 20:42:54 UTC 1 week ago

lmao. They needed that period in Inc.
cgoblin

cgoblin

May 13 2022, 21:32:39 UTC 1 week ago

i was very confused for a long time
toshi_hakari

toshi_hakari

May 13 2022, 19:28:44 UTC 1 week ago

I'm so glad I blocked him, so I'm not even risking reading his bs on my timeline <3 It's gorgeous.
devopet

devopet

May 13 2022, 22:12:34 UTC 1 week ago

Lol, oh it costs that much huh...well let me put on my thinking face as I get the fuck out of here.
avingnon

avingnon

May 13 2022, 16:14:37 UTC 1 week ago

I really hope this deal ends up not going through
syzygy09

syzygy09

May 13 2022, 16:21:52 UTC 1 week ago

Yes. I can rant and rant and rant some more about how awful Musk is, and also how Twitter is just bad. But truly him being in charge of Twitter is dangerous.
teddy_sinclair

teddy_sinclair

May 13 2022, 16:39:44 UTC 1 week ago

it's not going to
aspacecake

aspacecake

May 13 2022, 16:15:27 UTC 1 week ago

This likely has to do with his Tesla stock prices falling as a result of this potential buyout like... haha
helliosx

helliosx

May 13 2022, 16:38:48 UTC 1 week ago

Aren't his assists tied to crypto too and with the recent plummet of bitcoin...
amyranth

amyranth

May 14 2022, 18:15:05 UTC 1 week ago

This was what I was thinking when I read it. Hopefully this is exactly what is happening.
just444

just444

May 13 2022, 16:16:27 UTC 1 week ago

can someone buy instagram and fix the algorithm
helliosx

helliosx

May 13 2022, 16:40:46 UTC 1 week ago

I don't think there's saving it at this point. More than half my feed are ads or posts from people I don't follow.
marywebgirl

marywebgirl

May 13 2022, 17:03:17 UTC 1 week ago

You can tell them not to include recommended posts for 30 days, then just do that every 30 days when they pop up again.
quinzl13

quinzl13

1 week ago

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koelnnleok

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marywebgirl

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morgaineslefays

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just444

just444

May 13 2022, 17:03:33 UTC 1 week ago

completely messed up, i have some posts stay on top for days
frankthesheep

frankthesheep

May 13 2022, 20:24:05 UTC 1 week ago

yup - I miss when instagram was for stalking people. I've started unfollowing brands to see if I'll see more for my friends and acquaintances.
quinzl13

quinzl13

May 13 2022, 17:15:36 UTC 1 week ago

I genuinely wish Instagram, Twitter and YouTube would get their sh*t together and try to fight bots and spam.
reallyupthere

reallyupthere

May 13 2022, 17:30:16 UTC 1 week ago

I think you can sort by new posts now instead of however the hell they’re sorting things!
xdecadentx

xdecadentx

May 13 2022, 17:50:09 UTC 1 week ago

Also it does this thing for me where I open the app, see a new post and then it refreshes and that post just fucking disappears?

It's so bizarre.

It's so hard to navigate it even when you do scroll down it's like 3 day old posts I've already seen but one slide along?
theleveebroke

theleveebroke

May 13 2022, 18:40:24 UTC 1 week ago

Instagram has always been hot garbage imo, I'm absolutely begging millennials to let it die. And fb for that matter, looking at u gen x
emerald_soul

emerald_soul

May 13 2022, 16:17:35 UTC 1 week ago

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plumeberry

plumeberry

May 13 2022, 16:53:19 UTC 1 week ago

Is this a Practical Magic gif?!? Love that movie!
emerald_soul

emerald_soul

May 13 2022, 17:39:34 UTC 1 week ago

Yup!
acidosaur

acidosaur

May 13 2022, 18:54:36 UTC 1 week ago

yaaaas nicole
caitiecait

caitiecait

May 13 2022, 16:19:27 UTC 1 week ago

I think I saw this morning that they fired someone on paternity leave. So messy
carolinalily

carolinalily

May 13 2022, 16:29:05 UTC 1 week ago

Yep, sorta. The GM of Consumer / Head of Product.

It’s against the law to fire someone on family leave. But if he was asked, then agreed to leave based on parachute package terms, then that means he resigned. Terrible nevertheless.

strangelittlex

strangelittlex

May 13 2022, 17:55:41 UTC 1 week ago

That's not entirely true, if he was going to be let go regardless of being on leave or not, and because the reason is not because he took leave, it's not unlawful. FMLA/CFRA/PFMLA don't exempt someone from being part of a RIF or layoff.

HOWEVER, incredibly wrong of them to do it and ballsy to do in certain states like CA that are incredibly employee friendly. There's no doubt this guy has signed extensive paperwork to promise not to sue.
caitiecait

caitiecait

1 week ago

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anterrabre

anterrabre

May 13 2022, 16:22:06 UTC 1 week ago

I think at this point he's gotten the attention he wanted and is now looking for ways to back out.
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