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Kendall Jenner Doesn't Know How To Cut a Cucumber



On this week's episode of The Kardashians, Kendall Jenner struggled to cut a cucumber.

The part time model was in her mom's kitchen and decided to make herself a snack. Kris offered to have a chef make her something, but Kendall said she’d do it herself. “I’m just gonna chop up some cucumber. It’s pretty easy,” Kendall said.

Kendall then held the cucumber with one arm and cut it with the other, but the way she did it left many on Twitter befuddled. She told the camera, “I am definitely not a good cutter, so don’t zoom in on me.”

Naturally Twitter mocked this moment.







Chef Anne Burrell sis get that red sharpie out pronto!

ONTD, do you know how to cut your veggies?

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Tags: food / food industry, kardashian / jenner, slow news day, viral
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It was really kris calling out to the chef that did it for me 😭😭
And she was so serious too…
I didn’t mean to thumbs down, I’m ONTDing too early in the morning and I have rubbery hands! I meant the laugh!
I love your icon and it’s appropriate with your comment lol

kimda

1 week ago

It also explains how beyond bad she is at cutting it because just being rich ain’t explain that. Some moms have such a low threshold for watching their kids struggle they never get a chance to actually learn how to do things.
and not even by name 💀 imagine your boss calling you "hey *job title*"

bsfan

1 week ago

vivalakeyana

1 week ago

snortingcoke

1 week ago

alohomora

1 week ago

is the chef ever on camera? it might be intentionally done to keep their privacy and avoid using their name.
I just eat cucumber like a banana to save time.

But yes.
With the skin?
you don't eat the skin?

dollyfarton

1 week ago

chismet4u

1 week ago

aleksie

1 week ago

ladychips

1 week ago

nexttwentylove

1 week ago

littlehayzay

1 week ago

tawrperisaurus

1 week ago

littlehayzay

1 week ago

callonme_84

1 week ago

littlehayzay

1 week ago

I love cucumber and I sometimes do that too lol. Cucumber is just so refreshing and crunchy
Tbh this is really fucking sad that she doesn’t even know how to do something this simple
It’s not really even about *knowing* how to do it, it’s like using your brain to decipher how to utilize your hands. You know the things you learn as a baby when you start developing your motor skills.

Like why is she crossing her arms? Even if you had never seen as a cucumber in your life, one could reasonably think, my arms aren’t comfortable being crossed like this, what if I flip this cucumber around and hold it like this so I can have a better grasp without twisting myself into a pretzel.
This extreme lack of intuition about how to move your own body explains a lot about how she is as a model.
Thank you. That is the whole problem right there. At some point your common sense should kick in to say this is awkward and doesn't work, let me try it the other way around. Like not even understanding if you're cutting something you need to stabilize it so it's not moving around.

I can understand having an apprehension around knives and being tentative, but my goodness that is not this. Is she the one that was declared youngest billionaire or whatever a few years ago? Good grief.

palmerraids

1 week ago

quinzl13

1 week ago

chase65

1 week ago

She doesn't have two braincells to rub together. I honestly think this family shares braincells. Today, Kylie had her 2nd cell.
Yeah, this one is definitely not surviving the zombie apocalypse.
They are zombies already.
She wouldn't even need to make it that far anyway because as an extremely wealthy person she's getting taken out by the poors first in any type of apocalypse
I would cheer on the poors.

amalgamade

1 week ago

she'll single-handedly save us from the apocalypse with a can of Pepsi & compassion
they're brain dead already so technical zombies?
Who cares how she cuts a cucumber? Does it really matter how it’s cut
Yes. She will be dealt with by the cucumber gods
It looks dangerous that way, but IDT she's even smart enough to accidentally stab herself, so maybe we shouldn't worry!
it's not about the quality of the cut but the stupidity of the method. if you needed to cut a thin strip out of a large paper, would you grab it by the short strip as you cut, or the big remaining piece?

there's regular "i'm bad in the kitchen" and then there's this.
I know, even when she grabs the larger end she reaches over instead of turning the cucumber. She’s never even seen someone cutting??
Lol that’s what I can’t get over / she clearly understands like she needs to anchor the piece of the cucumber to cut it but picks THE TINIEST PART??? It’s like not understanding the physics of it… when literally children understand that!
I care because it's hilarious how she's doing it lol

avvien

1 week ago

acidosaur

1 week ago

It's nice having something lighthearted to laugh at for a change!
yeah. i don't want blood or human skin on my salad.

cold_nites

1 week ago

toxic_illusion

1 week ago

weighty_ghost

1 week ago

We're poor, let us laugh at her about this.
I just think it's unfortunate when people don't know how to do basic things. Does her life require this of her? No, but it's nice when you can be helpful if need be.
If she had been secretly filmed cutting a cucumber like that and people started piling on her, I would agree with your comment. But the intention here is to present herself as something she is not (relatable? smart? not spoiled? you decide), so she very much wants people to care about her, she just had no idea what she was doing was so bizarre that people would only care about that instead.
Well I need to know when push comes to shove if she can make me a cucumber sandwich.
Yeah this looks like she may have issues with spatial awareness. Especially in the video when she tries to correct herself but makes it worse. I’ve had so many moments like that in life
It’s so weird how hard you defend the kardashians

You realize they aren’t good people, right?

debbiesgirl

1 week ago

toxic_illusion

1 week ago

asnindie

1 week ago

lauren901

1 week ago

Let people enjoy things.
It’s fun to laugh at our overlords?
I mean if you're worst chefing it in the privacy of your own home, nope, but they put it on television so...
Kris doesn't correct her either lmao just calls out for the chef
Smh, this could have been a ~teachable moment~
Her ability to cut a cucumber is equaled only by her ability to walk a runway.
Oh god, she is hilariously bad on the runway.
she actually has a decent walk and always has lol. a better comparison would be her permanently vacant eyes in editorials

anterrabre

1 week ago

normanikordei

1 week ago

matsjhummels

1 week ago

rihaty

1 week ago

normanikordei

1 week ago

littlehayzay

1 week ago

Don't forget her ability to read!

debbiesgirl

1 week ago

amalgamade

1 week ago

palmerraids

1 week ago

Should've eaten it like a banana or bit by bit like a pocky

I'm absolutely baffled by this. You're telling me this woman is 26 years old and has never cut a vegetable? That's not even a "life skill" that's just something you pick up and do?!?!

i’ve seen montessori toddlers on tiktok cut cucumbers better than this
This just made me let out the ugliest laugh 😂
jonah and his brother would put kendall to shame
Not only that, but just logically, you would want to hold it in a comfortable angle and not cut close to your finger....
Has never cut a vegetable and never seen anyone else do it, apparently...
I hate to say it, but Kendall not knowing how to cut a cucumber doesn't baffle me at all. I've known fully grown adults (even older than me and I'm 32) who won't even eat a single vegetable, like not even lettuce or cucumbers, and they have no idea how to cook any foods because their moms still cook everything for them.

Literally watched someone struggle to make a basic salad at a dinner one time and I took over because whew... someone was gonna lose a finger.

zhyvae

1 week ago

halevy

1 week ago

The chef is standing off camera crying, desperate to dive in and do it.


Also. I hate knives. I don't like handling them with other people around. I don't like people handling them when I'm nearby. So, watching her poorly handle that knife is giving me serious anxiety. IT'S NOT SAFE.
Same. I blame the episode of Rescue 911 where the girl went to get a knife to open something and accidentally stabbed her brother.
Huh. I LOVED Rescue 911, I wonder if that's rattling around in my subconscious and causing my knife paranoia.
So I went on an investigation to see if this was where my horror started, and I found the segment. It aired on May 15th, 1990.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CayliFNBL_c
holy shit, yes lol i remember this so vividly
omg same. i have so much anxiety about knives. i’ve had men offer me pocket knives to open presents before and i’m like nah, you’re going to get me scissors.

new_peteland

1 week ago

I have an issue with operating a drill. I'm just scared it's gonna slip and I'm either going to injure myself or sb else 😬

new_peteland

1 week ago

kegatsubame

1 week ago

doriiansz

1 week ago

matsjhummels

1 week ago

I love knives. I used to run my finger along the edge of the blade but my dad got so upset each that that I stopped.

jojito

1 week ago

artlover2788

1 week ago

this is me EVERY. TIME. a mandoline shows up on a cooking show
That was so staged, lol. That or she’s got some developmental issues - the way she’s trying to cut it is so awkward and even a kid would recognize it’s not natural…….it’s all so dumb.
I don’t think this was staged. I have friends in their mid to late 20s that are just as tragic in the kitchen.
I mean… she can barely read.
I think it's fake too. The angle is so insane. Nobody slices anything like that.
I don't know. I once watched a friend in her late 20s try to cut an onion with the flat side of a knife. And she didn't even have wealth and privilege as an excuse. Some people are just...that way.
I bet you it's both. They need a distraction from kim not fitting in that dress n probably Travis Scott being back on stage again.
I don't think so because with the exception of (maybe) Kourtney almost all of them lack simple life skills, and I say that goes double for both Kendall and Kylie because they were living good during their younger years. Why learn how to do anything in the kitchen if you've always had a chef?
I feel like Khloe, Kim, and Kourt may have the most basic life skills.
I want to agree with you because this is ridiculous, but also Kendall can't even read simple sentences off a teleprompter, so I really can't tell
Sadly…I believe it. My partner is 34 and neurodivergent and grew up with two severely alcoholic parents who taught him almost nothing about how to live and I asked if he’d cut up a tomato and lettuce for tacos, and he basically massacred them and half the head of lettuce was in the sink 😩
I feel like this is staged too lol.

There is nothing this family wouldn't try IMO.

potter_lover456

1 week ago

I could buy it's staged considering the source but why would she want to assume the role of dumbass? I mean, we know brains are absolutely not valued in this family but I feel like even morons like her wouldn't want to be recognized for that. Look at her sis desperately trying to prove she can be a lawyer so she can delude people into thinking she's more than fillers and a diaper ass.

Who knows, maybe Kendall just hasn't reached her Kim stage yet.

palmerraids

1 week ago

I sincerely want to believe this bc it really looks stupid but I have no faith in this family at all
Sometimes when im stressed ill forget i can do certain things and work around them in insane ways. Like i could see myself forgetting that i can pick up the damn cucumber and just turn it around to solve everything lmao, and when they film theyre probably unfocused. Not saying it isnt staged tho bc that was truly something.
I know two people who also cut food like that because they are scared of cutting themselves. I already tried telling them that cutting yourself is easier when you hold the knife and apply pressure in an unnatural way but hey...go for it.

It becomes way more awkward when the food item in question is small.
Why r ppl watching this garbage? Then complain about them?
tbf i think most people got this news from tiktok and not the show
Because there's people out there who still don't understand that watching to complain about it is the same attention kardashians need as watching as a fan.
I put it on in the background when I’m cleaning for white noise
I can't name a single person who likes the Kardashians (in real life or online) and yet ... they remain everywhere. It's not some innocent choice to post their faces and stories everywhere either; they are a social cancer that is doing more harm to young women than anyone else in the spotlight from the last quarter century. Vapid, superficial, clout-chasing assholes whose sole purpose in life is to instil envy in others to elevate themselves.
don't forget their racism, misogyny and misogynoir. they are genuinely vile.
Unfortunately I know plenty of people who like them and will automatically defend them no matter what they do.

Just like republicans seem to think they are "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" these people think they will be the Kardashian's one day so they're personally offended whenever anyone criticizes them.
Ask the Kardashians reddit 🥴

trendsnational

1 week ago

why is she holding the knife like that??? why doesn’t she bring the cucumber a little closer??? i don’t even like cucumber but i’m not going to risk chopping off my hand because i didn’t position it correctly.
My question is why she´s even using a big ass knife for a cucumber....
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