- Boyhood (2014)
"I don’t care how long it took to fucking film it. It was like watching a set of home videos about some kid I don’t care about."
- 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
"Yeah it looks great and definitely for the time it was made but holy fuck I almost blew my brains out from boredom."
- The Greatest Showman (2017)
"The whole time I felt like there was something wrong with the way the audio/music was mixed, and it ruined the whole movie-watching experience for me"
- The Fast and the Furious Franchise (2001 - )
"Mindless, bends the laws of physics, and gross use of CGI to make up for piss poor acting abilities. The Expendables would be my runner up movie chain that was created when actors have gone beyond their prime in acting skills or just don't care anymore."
- The Breakfast Club (1985)
"I can’t stand it but a lot of people actually love this movie apparently. I just don’t think this movie aged well."
- Titanic (1997)
"I can't stand titanic. At all. Every time I see those picture of the two at the prow or the clip, I root for the iceberg...."