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ONTD Investigates: The Face Of Elon Musk

Lest I be considered sexist, I offer up to you a companion piece to last week's investigation into the face of Grimes. And I must say, I suffered for you, ONTD! I spent hours staring into the abyss, the abysmal amphibian like face of the capitalist Pickle Rick stan himself, Elon Musk and I did not like what I saw. Who would?! Grimes, I guess! But now I hope to help you answer the question: Did Elon Musk get plastic surgery?

As usual, I owe my format to the Skin Care Edit.

First, let's revisit this informative essay by his ex wife. In it, she discusses not only Elon's controlling nature but also his desire for a thin, platinum blonde trophy wife and his tendency to pick apart her appearance. A man with such high standards for his partners looks should of course hold himself to the same high standards, wouldn't you agree? Let's see if Elon does.

Trigger Warning: Lots of Pictures of Elon Musk Ahead!

Elon Musk, 1999



Oh, boy. Here we go.

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