Buckle up, friends. I know we are all still processing the one-two punch of Kat Dennings getting engaged to Andrew WK and that terrible Mulaney news we don't need to dwell anymore on but there's more! In an AV Club article about how noted dumbass and alleged abuser/racist Joss Whedon is suing the state of New York for reasons we'll get in to momentarily, it was revealed he recently got married to Canadian artist Heather Horton who's work is significantly better than her taste in men.
Why is Whedon suing the state of New York? Well, it seems he has been commiting some low key identify fraud over the last few decades by using the name Joss on legal documents instead of his legal birth name Joseph. By using Joss on his wedding certificate, his Canadian wife cannot get her green card.
To make matters worse, he also filled out his place of birth as "Santa Monica, New York", a town that doesn't exist. Good luck with your lawsuit, Joe!!
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Thanks for your patience, mods! Just an fyi - I didn't want to gross anyone out with his face this early in the morning so I hope you appreciate my artistry. I'm no Heather but I did my best!